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never mind that, what's for lunch?
i might have something egg based.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:31, archived)
Sandwich and an apple

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:37, archived)
details plz

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:43, archived)
Ham, mayo, tomato and lettuce
Braeburn apple, I also had a bottle of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:46, archived)
bottle of water?
you know you can get it cheaper from the tap, right?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:49, archived)
I filled the bottle from the tap, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:49, archived)
A bottle is a pretty inferior drinking vessel.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:54, archived)
It's easier to transport in a backpack though.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:57, archived)
backpack? what are you some kind of hiker?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:58, archived)
No, I just move around a lot at work, and find its the easiest way to transport the things I need.
I did have a classic shoulder tool bag, but I prefer a back pack.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:02, archived)
do you have elbow patches too?
and do you wear sandals and socks?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:02, archived)
No, work boots, work trousers and a tshirt.
I'm an electrician you div
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:19, archived)
I thought mongy was a sparky and you were a chef
I can't get my head around this at all
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:23, archived)
I was a chef

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:23, archived)
So you think that firing up a hob 20 times a day makes you a sparky now, does it?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:24, archived)
I knew BM would slip up at some point.
He was bound to get confused by the shear number for accounts he has.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:57, archived)
what does that matter?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:50, archived)
I've eaten my sandwich, crisps and yoghurt, but am saving the apple for later.
I can brighten the afternoon with a little jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:43, archived)
I've never had a jazz apple.
Fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:46, archived)
Sounds like some kind of beatnik drug slang.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:04, archived)
i've had a blues berry

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:42, archived)
Black metal celery FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:19, archived)
i've had swing onions

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:36, archived)
Like, no way dude!
We're lunch brothers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:03, archived)
yeah prolly

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:43, archived)
speeding on the needle bliss

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:24, archived)

White light, White light goin' messin' up my mind
White light, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
White heat, aww white heat it tickle me down to my toes
White light, Ooo have mercy white light have it goodness knows
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:30, archived)
bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:47, archived)
Take it to Trevor Phillips. paleface.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:49, archived)
i just finished my 99p asda quiche.
really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:37, archived)
I'm pretty sure "99p asda quiche" is one of the most devastating culinary concoctions ever made
The very thought of it sends shudders through my bowels.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:50, archived)
I think you should eat one and then play football, badly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:56, archived)
I don't know whether my elderly arsehole can produce the mighty trumps of my youth

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:57, archived)
whatever I had I've already shat out

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:39, archived)
I'm not sure that's true.
Average Gastrointestinal transit is 12 to 14 hours.

www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003887.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:20, archived)
I'VE ALREADY SHAT IT OUT
do you want me to draw you a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:24, archived)
Great big hairy cocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:22, archived)
ken dodds dads dogs spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:24, archived)
it's the "hairy" that makes this particularly rude

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:25, archived)
I've never seen a hairy cock.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:27, archived)
I find it hard to believe that, out of all the cocks you've seen
none were hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:33, archived)
Is munchy outing himself as /talk's new designated nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:48, archived)
Somebody ought to, spanishfly just takes it in his stride, now.
Still, does everyone but me have a hairy shaft? Or a "hoxton fin" on their helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:20, archived)
You have hairs at the base, surely?
Unless you've shaven them off to make it look bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:26, archived)
Oh, are we counting those?
By that logic, Terry Nutkins had a full head of hair.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:29, archived)
leftover pizza
I was looking forward to it all morning
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:53, archived)
is it as good,
in retrospect?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:56, archived)
I think I overhyped it a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 18:15, archived)
This was written by an old friend of mine. He doesn't know me as "Mr. Tea", however.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jun/24/kitchen-gadgets-review-mr-tea-fred
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:43, archived)
do you often piss in cups?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:46, archived)
not clicking that might be some left wing feminist rant about how all men are rapists

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:49, archived)
are they not?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:50, archived)
hahahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:51, archived)
Nope, just mongy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:55, archived)
ok, cool

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:02, archived)
"I have similar problems with a ball-infuser"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:02, archived)
I'm going to eat your mum's arse out like a dog trying to lick honey off its own nose
Hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:18, archived)
Bit try-hard.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:44, archived)
it's like

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:00, archived)
basically

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:02, archived)
finally, someone with some sense!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:02, archived)
Whoa, blatant post-deletion by BCM there.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:25, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:25, archived)
in a very real sense, I'm worse than hitler

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:26, archived)
That's not really difficult, Hitler was a great man.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:30, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:05, archived)
that

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:10, archived)
and that's the way it is

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:10, archived)
things will never be the same

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:16, archived)
y'know, it's like that thing, djano wot ameen, there's this fing and it's like that, at the end of the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:26, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:30, archived)
djano unchained

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:35, archived)
You could refilm the whole movie in Essex
and simply swap the skin colours for every character.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:41, archived)
change the dogs breeds to pugs

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:43, archived)
I didn't think any of the characters were orange...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:44, archived)
it's better than yours

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:27, archived)
damn right, it's better than yours

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:37, archived)
I can teach you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:39, archived)

ic.pics.livejournal.com/aloudallowed/686559/51607/51607_original.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:24, archived)
i love the last line of that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:37, archived)
morning?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:02, archived)
MORNING!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:08, archived)
it fucking well is and all
Well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:13, archived)
is

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:13, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:13, archived)
I rewrite every post three times

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:23, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:27, archived)
Morning
Disappointed to miss MGT's duck thread, but you can't win them all
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:16, archived)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:22, archived)
Phew what a scorcher

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:33, archived)
cheers darling, you ain't too bad looking yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:38, archived)
I am the sexiest man in Jamaica

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:52, archived)
Ayyayaya Coco Jumbo ayyayai

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:54, archived)
I don't speak wog, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:19, archived)
Living in Forren seems to have adversely affected his English.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:51, archived)
He's getting on a bit too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:55, archived)
I'm a living incarnation of Ben Gunn from Treasure Island

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:58, archived)
Hello hello it's time for a new day,
Hello hello, we all shout HOORAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:19, archived)
fuck off with your joyous optimism

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:19, archived)
Oh come one Grrry, it's a fantastic Thursday morning, all is well with the world!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:21, archived)
What's so good about it then?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:44, archived)
busy one, it seems

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:56, archived)
Some of us have to work for a living, y'know.
Would that I could spend all day in my pants, in front of an x-box.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:01, archived)
SHITFACE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:20, archived)
hello.

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:23, archived)
fuckwit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:37, archived)
fellow human being

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:38, archived)
swanabee - the spice gulls

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:27, archived)
owls do anything for doves
but they wont do bats
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:37, archived)
penis

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:38, archived)
ballbrain

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:38, archived)
duck fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:39, archived)
geese priest

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:40, archived)
your doing it wrong
You prick.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:44, archived)
soz
you just ruined a wicked chevron tho
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:47, archived)

i.imgur.com/z4RvWnJ.png
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:50, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:53, archived)
clitface

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:39, archived)
vagina

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:39, archived)
If you want my body and chaffinch i'm sexy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:38, archived)
zig a zig heil

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:38, archived)
CUNTWHISTLE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 1:46, archived)
ducks though eh?
wak wak wak wak
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 21:50, archived)
moor hen words

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 22:00, archived)
unchained mallard-y

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 22:00, archived)
geese lightning

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 22:01, archived)

ducks baldmonkey
+i +i +i +i
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 22:02, archived)
Goose! Foot goose! Kick off your sunday shoes!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 22:04, archived)
Duck Berry - Johnny B Goose.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 22:11, archived)
No Egrets, by Booby williams

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 22:14, archived)
duck no bass with my head man

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:22, archived)
fuck you thread

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 19:41, archived)
I certainly deserve it, I just got a tax rebate I don't really need or deserve, world's fucked up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 19:43, archived)
you could arrange a b3ta bash
and have some of the poorer members of the forum fight to the death over it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 20:02, archived)
might even get in the newsletter!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 20:02, archived)
the highlight for any b3tan

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 20:04, archived)
fuck you scouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:11, archived)
fuck you mofahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:11, archived)
free beer courtesy of HMRC

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 20:04, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:10, archived)
This place would be dead on its arse without fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 19:59, archived)
Nobody will though.
Life's tough sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2015, 20:02, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 20:03, archived)
mr.h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 20:06, archived)
This interests me

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 20:16, archived)
no, fuck YOU thread

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 21:25, archived)
I had a pot noodle in the end

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:13, archived)
oo-er

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:15, archived)
Chicken and Mushroom

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:20, archived)
rofl

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:26, archived)
with bread

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:29, archived)
Id hoped you were dead, how disappointing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:23, archived)
Well, that could be fixed.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:24, archived)
Ham sandwich and a b raeburn.
The sandwich varies, the apple rarely does
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:35, archived)
I had a ham sandwich, then a jazz apple.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:42, archived)
butter in that sandwich, fatty?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:49, archived)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:30, archived)
christ

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:11, archived)
are you happy now?
this is what you wanted
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:21, archived)
did anyone want this?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:27, archived)
As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:27, archived)
I just wondered what he was up to
I never wanted THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:37, archived)
well then i hope you've learned a valuable lesson about concern for your fellow man

it's stupid
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:39, archived)
Yeah
I won't be doing that again.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:41, archived)
you're all gay

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:51, archived)
*fewer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:56, archived)
how's BM?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:59, archived)
no idea

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 16:00, archived)
I thought you two were bumming?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 16:11, archived)
pretty sure you didn't think that
have you just come back to lie to us?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 16:17, archived)
No :(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 16:20, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:43, archived)
I've not had lunch yet and there's no end in sight.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:12, archived)
I might make some pasta I dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 17:56, archived)
Making pasta is a lot of hassle,
I suggest you buy some pasta, then all you've got to do is cook it and serve it with some kind of sauce and maybe grated cheese if you feel like living dangerously.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 19:03, archived)
for middle class shame, i have never made pasta.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 19:13, archived)
you know what I meant, silly

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 19:27, archived)
huge sandwich
with ham, lettuce, cucumber, sliced boiled egg, spring onions and coleslaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:16, archived)
Sounds good.
But, oh, onion breath!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:28, archived)
Nothing wrong with a pot noodle now and then

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 17:56, archived)
Great for winter fishing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 18:24, archived)
it does look like worms

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 18:30, archived)
That's why I eat them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 18:36, archived)
What's for lunch?
I might have a cupasoup.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:18, archived)
egg on toast prolly

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:21, archived)
whoah
i might copy your idea
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:25, archived)
woah, I just had that
with some mushrooms too. Imagine that!

IMAGINE IT, MONO.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:30, archived)
it's like you two live in a sitcom

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:39, archived)
he's a fucking prick
Showing up here after all this time. Who does he think he is?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:40, archived)
how do you know I wasn't here all this time?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:53, archived)
I'd know
Because of my special powers
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 13:02, archived)
asif

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:13, archived)
I'm Ian McKellen and he's Derek Jacobi

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:40, archived)
Queer

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:42, archived)
^jealous
jealous ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:43, archived)
I can't imagine it, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:53, archived)
i hope this doesn't turn into another #eggycupgate

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:55, archived)
I have no idea what you're talking about
but what do know is that I need a wee.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:56, archived)
what else do know?

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 13:06, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:13, archived)
whatever I can scavenge

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:24, archived)
Same as every work day. Sandwich and an apple.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:41, archived)

every work day my sex life
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:44, archived)
What kind of fucking sandwich?
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING APPLE?

it's like you're proudly claiming there's no variation in your routine but if that's the case, why not specify those details? withholding that knowledge is dishonest, not least to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:50, archived)
I might have a shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 13:45, archived)
Croissant, some nice cheese and a bottle of Pelforth Brune, as I prepare to say 'au revoir' to Nice from the comfort of the VIP lounge.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 13:56, archived)
Haha I sound a bit like that smug guy that /board find so hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 13:57, archived)
what, Dr Shambolic?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 13:59, archived)
I don't think you'd ever confuse Dr Shambolic with someone hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:07, archived)
fair point,
hey you know about cars, should Spacefish get a Mini? As in a proper Rover Mini not the new BMW one.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:12, archived)
Is he over 6'?
Does he ever drive in the rain?
Does he enjoy having oil under his fingernails?
Is he very friendly with the local mechanic/MOT man?

If the answer to any of these is "no", then no, he shouldn't get a Mini.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:23, archived)
well he's not over 6'
so i'll tell him no, then
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:24, archived)
i think grrr's brain is turning to jelly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 14:59, archived)
I just drifted off into a hate-driven reverie about British Leyland vehicles

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 17:13, archived)
i believe it is one of the later models,
1990s i think
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 17:33, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:46, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:47, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:49, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:49, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:49, archived)
haha nope

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:58, archived)
but if you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:01, archived)
post

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:02, archived)
a few more

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:02, archived)
it looks like a broken lambda

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:02, archived)
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:02, archived)
even if it was, it'd be shit

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:03, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:49, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:49, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:49, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:49, archived)
classic MONO!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:50, archived)
hardly

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:50, archived)
Two Hats was missing you
I told him you had him on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:51, archived)
I fucking doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:52, archived)
If a lurker logged in, and only posted what you just did, and nothing else
they'd go straight into the Top 20 on the Stats board.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:54, archived)
that's basically what's just happened.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:55, archived)
u ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:55, archived)
nah, you? xx

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:56, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:58, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:57, archived)
nah, you?
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:59, archived)
Good as always
So what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:00, archived)
I dunno, I just got here.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:01, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:01, archived)
still as crap as ever here then?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:03, archived)
still a prick, then?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:00, archived)
nope.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:01, archived)
yeah, sorry. i shouldn't have made that a question
you're definitely still a prick
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:15, archived)
could've been a rhetorical one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:17, archived)
difficult to convey in text, though

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:29, archived)
is it though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:41, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 12:21, archived)
I have a dilemma
On the one hand, it would be nice for my /QOTW story to win so that it gets in the newsletter, but on the other, if it gets any more upvotes it'll be added to my profile so that one of my Top 5 Anecdotes will be "I dun a fart lol".

What dilemma do you have at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:13, archived)
fuck off back to qftw

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:17, archived)
don't be jealous
it's unbecoming
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:19, archived)
I don't think I've ever posted a made up story there,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:22, archived)
neither have I

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:23, archived)
I don't believe a thing you post

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:26, archived)
I don't believe you've ever caught a fish in your life

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:31, archived)
You've drifting into fucksock territory here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:35, archived)
who? what?
I'm well lost
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:39, archived)
you're not making this any better

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:03, archived)
I'm wondering whether this is the b3tan equivalent of the cumbox

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:06, archived)
He's probably mixed his medicine with a can of top deck again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:07, archived)

i.imgur.com/I8jZ0O6.png
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:54, archived)
I think you should

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:02, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:04, archived)
i think you shouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:04, archived)
oh man

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:05, archived)
But taking a screenshot and uploading it to imgur is surely more effort than simply posting the post?
*head asplode*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:16, archived)
the amount of effort involved had no bearing on my dilemma

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:18, archived)
can't decide whether to post this pointless response or not

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:04, archived)
dilemma solved
although manolith has plunged me into further dilemma now
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:06, archived)
crippling self-doubt is manolith's forte

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:07, archived)
i'm not angry
i'm just disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:10, archived)
you were too slow

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:14, archived)
i think you were a bit premature
and not for the first time, eh ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:20, archived)
it's ok,
that's basically all of my best anecdotes
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:21, archived)

there's hardly any farting here at all
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:35, archived)
they're too orangey for QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:39, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:31, archived)
hmm
well on the one hand i don't care about the newsletter.
but on the other hand i don't care about your profile.
what a dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:35, archived)
but which one
don't you care about more?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:37, archived)
i don't care which one

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:11, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:37, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 7:41, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 7:54, archived)
horbs

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:06, archived)
grry

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:08, archived)
Olla

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 7:57, archived)
wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:06, archived)
morning dave

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:09, archived)
alright Ger

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:24, archived)
top ger

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:38, archived)
hi!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:00, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:01, archived)
hi!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:05, archived)
Czesc!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:06, archived)
rezpesct

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:11, archived)
+ "-" (x7)
it's not in the dick-shun-ree
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:17, archived)
r-e-z-p-e-s-c-t
i don't speak polski
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:21, archived)
yes i know
another one, against all odds
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:29, archived)
and yet the mods do nothing

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
Against all mods, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:35, archived)
it's a thankless task
all i get is the ability to see everyone's real names, addresses and places of work. oh and control of their webcams.

does that sound worth it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:05, archived)
You don't know any of those things about me
It's all smoke and mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:08, archived)
^real name is smokey mirrorson

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:13, archived)
Yeah, no one appreciates you, manolith.
Especially not this lot.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:08, archived)
a fair point
maybe it's not so bad
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:12, archived)
TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOWWWWWW, THERE'S JUST AN EMPTY SPACE :((((((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:32, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:37, archived)
go and sit in the corner
and think about what you've just done
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:40, archived)
think twice? it's just another day for you an me in paradise

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:42, archived)
keep this up and the whole board will be thrown into a land of confusion

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:46, archived)
one day the great world snake will rise again and it will be the coming of Ragnarok
until then, morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:41, archived)
is this a sex thing?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:42, archived)
do you want it to be?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:46, archived)
i've got my podka dots on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:52, archived)
want to play?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:58, archived)
brace yourself

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:11, archived)
I should have wet wiped the contents

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:32, archived)
Good morning Comrade
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
How's the lawn?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
I just pinched a loaf off on it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:31, archived)
Lush

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:36, archived)
Siema towarzyszu

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:38, archived)
Yeah, that's what I meant

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:40, archived)
"I didn't want it to suddenly become a huge list of Georgies"
www.polishforums.com/language-17/slang-difference-siema-siemka-19476/
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:42, archived)
That's the first PF thread I've seen that hasn't deteriorated into accusations of a communist conspiracy.
"Siema" is just a shortened version of Borat's "Jak sie masz?"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:45, archived)
Ah, I see
I have friends and work colleagues who argue like that. After a while I feel like I'm going mad and that maybe I'm the one who's not paying attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:54, archived)
Imagine a country of 38million people like that
which is a democracy with both parliamentary and presidential elections. The stuff discussed in the news is utterly surreal at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:56, archived)
The priest responded with "It's not what you think!"
Wow...what a country
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:01, archived)
Half the country supported the priest
and claimed that anyone criticizing the priest was an anti-Church pro-homosexual deviant underground Communist paedophile who hated Poland.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:08, archived)
what happened to you yesterday, eh?
i had to send you an email. an email, mind
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:17, archived)
ennui

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:28, archived)
what did you ui enn?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:38, archived)
malaise
You heard
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:41, archived)
as long as it was only your laise and not anyone else's

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:50, archived)
any lethargy with that?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:52, archived)
Some
and a little apathy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 10:05, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:38, archived)
yeah I'm not enjoying it so far

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:46, archived)
try replacing your morning tea with morphine

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:46, archived)
I think not oversleeping would probably have resolved most of my problems today, but I shall certainly give your suggestion serious consideration

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 8:49, archived)
i'm pretty sure you can solve all of your problems with sleeping

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:17, archived)
I do like sleeping, but I can't see how sleeping more would have solved the problem of sleeping in too late

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:32, archived)
you just write the day off as a loss and try again tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:38, archived)
would that I could, but I'm just too darn important

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:58, archived)
If you liked it then you should've put a ning on it.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:03, archived)
this is pretty funny
shame it's buried down here in the arse end of the thread eh?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:18, archived)
I'm just pleased to have been involved in today's morning thread.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:25, archived)
and the morning thread is all the better for your involvement

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:33, archived)
You're the best, tangles!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:36, archived)
^shipping dis

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:44, archived)
Royal Mail, Standard Class
will suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:47, archived)
I have sent an e mail today explaining how I suffer with "gay-fever"

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:07, archived)
that can be cured with an anti-hissyfitstamine

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:09, archived)
Not sure that's the best way to throw a sickie.
Non-specific cramps might have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:12, archived)
Just tell them that worrying about climate change has caused you to have an anxiety attack

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 9:14, archived)
Are you excited about the flyby of Pluto in 3 weeks?
Well, you should be. Probably.

It's Pluto Time soon. When's your Pluto Time?
solarsystem.nasa.gov/plutotime/
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:24, archived)
"Before sunrise on June 24 at 4:27 AM BST"
is this the part where you work it backwards and find out where I live?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:31, archived)
looks like you just missed the evening one then,
it was at about 9:29 in London. It doesn't reach Edinburgh until 10:12.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:33, archived)
Not going all the way to London just to supposedly recreate the lighting conditions of a bit of rock billions of miles away

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:38, archived)
you don't have to you numpty

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:39, archived)
I just had to put a massive cockchafer out the back door, lol strikethrough

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 22:18, archived)
they are lovely bumbling idiots

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 22:57, archived)
I mean loook
www.buglife.org.uk/sites/default/files/9126406417_e4f94dd7c2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 22:59, archived)
:-D <3

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 22:59, archived)
I like beetles
now and again I find some big old bastard on his back in the garden, legs waving in the air, dunno how they get into that position
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 23:06, archived)
haha just found out they are called spang beetles in east anglia

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 23:09, archived)
never heard of that but my nan used to call them billywitches

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 23:10, archived)
I think you should add your nan in as a citation to the wiki page as billy witch is there

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 23:13, archived)
the larvae will destroy your garden though
In 1320 ... cockchafers were brought to court in Avignon and sentenced to withdraw within three days onto a specially designated area, otherwise they would be outlawed. Subsequently since they failed to comply, they were collected and killed.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 23:01, archived)
:(
humans
:(
"how do you plead?"
i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01901/4_1901667i.jpg
".....nnnnngggg....d'aaaawwww...case dismissed!"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 23:08, archived)
also
Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 23:12, archived)
That oughta do it, thanks vlad.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 23:44, archived)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 22:52, archived)

Your next Pluto time will be:

After sunset on June 23 at 9:48 PM GMT*
(17 minutes away)

hmmm. I might make a brew and wait for that.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:32, archived)
cheers
make mine milk with no sugar
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:40, archived)
Yorkshire gold? or just standard yorkshire?
Kettles on...
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:42, archived)
gold baby!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:43, archived)
Excellent choice!

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:45, archived)
Well it's been and gone
I didn't take a selfie though as I wasn't anywhere hipster or archeologically interesting enough to be of significance.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:50, archived)
i'm going to fetch my washing in

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 22:11, archived)
watch your step. It's like a weird half light.

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 22:16, archived)
I'm more concerned about Venus crashing into Jupiter at the end of the month.
That's going to make a right mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:46, archived)
I know!
Why isn't the mainstream media reporting this?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:47, archived)
Illuminati.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2015, 22:02, archived)
URANUS!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:49, archived)
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 23:31, archived)
Well I am now
Edit: Pluto is a planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 0:40, archived)
I only need to stay up for anouther four hours

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 0:42, archived)
I don't believe in it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 0:48, archived)
pluto time
astrology.about.com/od/plutoincapricornto2023/qt/PlutoCap.htm
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 2:47, archived)
Bonsoir mes amis! Je reviendrai demain à partir de France. Voulez-vous que je vous apporter quelque chose en retour?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 20:34, archived)
i didn't like it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 20:54, archived)
French is a silly language

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 20:54, archived)
Druide du village, Panoramix est le détenteur du secret de fabrication de la potion magique.
Fier de ses principes et de son héritage, il ne faut pas compter sur lui pour révéler le secret de la potion magique !
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 20:58, archived)
Getafix was a better name

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:06, archived)
you tell 'em, m8.
fuck it in the ass.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:02, archived)
i think the French like that don't they

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:04, archived)
chris de beurre

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:07, archived)
Brie en Adams

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:22, archived)
david camembert

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:26, archived)
Burt Baguette Rack

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:35, archived)
kenny froggins

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:40, archived)
snail diamond

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:42, archived)
friter gabriel

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:43, archived)
Vin Morrison

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:43, archived)
mont san michel bolton

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:53, archived)
absolute filth over there
enough to make my mother cry
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:08, archived)

lorsque vous revenez a l'angleterre prendre beacoup de soins que les hommes tres desesperes et tres rapide et tres souple qui aiment jouer au hide et seek ne hide pas dans votre voiture parce-que il y a un tres tres enorme joue de hide et seek en cours en ce moment autor calais, oh, zut alors, qui c'est si amusant pour tout les joueurs! le lololol
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:51, archived)
lovely weather, what?

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 17:14, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 17:47, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 20:21, archived)
I'm looking for a vibrant, irreverent web forum.
Sort of like this one, only with people actually using it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:33, archived)
No fat chicks.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:34, archived)
JMG, how are you going to encourage more top-heavy netizens to make use of b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:39, archived)
perhaps it's time to allow the fat chicks in

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:49, archived)
Just turn them upside down, easy peasy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 15:47, archived)
Steady...

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2015, 19:13, archived)
Jay-Emm-Gee!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:44, archived)
Too true!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2015, 19:13, archived)
I tried reddit, but it was shit
it's full of Yanks
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:40, archived)
thing is, it's not like I'm doing any more work whilst no one is posting
I'm just more bored
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:48, archived)
I'm having one of those days where all my muscles need stretching
But I can't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:02, archived)
ALL your muscles?

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:37, archived)
every single last fucking one of 'em

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:38, archived)
lol even your bumhole lol lol

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:51, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:51, archived)
mumsnet

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:35, archived)
I need a forum that will treat my penis beaker with the seriousness it deserves.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:40, archived)
why do you want it to vibrate, you filthy perv?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:42, archived)
For his and her pleasure.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 16:40, archived)
Help finding an image
I'm looking for the iconic image here:

marieclaire.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11116/00004a91e/7ef2_orh100000w440/charles-lp.jpg

but with a blow up doll in Camilla's place - I remember the OP but can't find it in search - any ideas?

It's for an important research project.
(strongp, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 11:47, archived)
it's this one
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42873/1435057779/charleslp.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:10, archived)
It was deleted at the request of HRH the Prince of Wales

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:12, archived)
the symbol formerly known as HRH the Prince of Wales

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:14, archived)
Have you sent a gaz to mongychops?
He knows all about this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:14, archived)
it's this one
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/4373/1435674779/blowupcamilla.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:18, archived)
brill!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:22, archived)
I seem to have missed the morning thread.
Shame, looked like a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:49, archived)
there's always tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:54, archived)
^ little orphan tangles

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:57, archived)
bet your bottom dollar

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:07, archived)
ew why do you keep a dollar in your bottom, manolith?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:07, archived)
it's a man(olith)hole cover

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:13, archived)
always be prepared

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:15, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFZKlfRrGbw
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:59, archived)
I love this song
I once performed a shoegaze version of this in a well cool band I was once in
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:08, archived)
that sounds awful

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:24, archived)
that's hobo style

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:35, archived)

that's Oppan
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:39, archived)
i thought hobos didn't wear shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 11:21, archived)
they travel light, sure, but if you're hoboing from town to town footwear is essential

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 11:37, archived)
gutted, m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:14, archived)
it was transcendant
there'll never be another one like it, not in a million years
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:16, archived)
it wasn't half bad
intimate rather than crammed and noisy, with some solid performance by the dependable regulars. It would be nice to see some fresh faces breaking into the scene though.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:25, archived)
I missed on purpose, full of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:57, archived)
Did the corn bait work yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:58, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:15, archived)
wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:24, archived)
Hiya grrry.
Looks like we're moving, so frantic house-cleaning and repairs to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:41, archived)
buying or renting?
I'm wondering how to build a mezzanine
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:46, archived)
Renting.
Longest contract I've ever had has been two years and chemistry's not a work-at-home job.
Surely the best way of building one of those is to have the Soviets invade your country and to get US backing for weapons and wage a bloody war of attrition over a decade.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:53, archived)
Plenty of people here are genuinely terrified of Da Russians invading
It's great for housing prices, if you're a buyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:55, archived)
Not where we're going, sadly.
Even more over-heated than the UK and crippling rent. But I'm honestly very pleased about the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:57, archived)
Hong Kong? Sydney? Moscow?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:59, archived)
Dublin.
Ireland'll be the fourth country I've worked in in six years.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:07, archived)
Good
That prevents you turning into a deadbeat barfly ex-pat who spends his evenings moaning about the unavailability of brown sauce and PG Tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:13, archived)
I used to avoid most other expats in Switzerland.
Financial services, telecoms and whingeing is what we appear to export.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:31, archived)
everybody talk about pop music

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:12, archived)
shooby dooby doo-wop

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:17, archived)
morning cobo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:15, archived)
How you living, Manolith?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:26, archived)
good question
today feels like monday though as i took yesterday off like some sort of workshy prick
you?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:47, archived)
Likewise
Although mine wasn't technically a day off. I also have Friday "off".
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:59, archived)
nice
arkham knight is out this week. you going to get it?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:09, archived)
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
In an unrelated matter, yes I am going to get Arkham Knight
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:13, archived)
i got it on pre-order, holmes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:03, archived)
Good morning modolith.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:29, archived)
Apparently, I have uncoupled bogies
I thought it was just a cold.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Co-Bo
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:33, archived)
did you catch it from gwyneth paltrow?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:47, archived)
I'd steam HER vagina
If you get what I mean and I think you do!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:59, archived)
bumholes to you, sir!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:19, archived)
I hope they come with a bouquet.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:29, archived)
hullo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:19, archived)
hello
hallo
but no hillo. WHY??
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:21, archived)
Hmm....this requires further investigation
For the rest of the day I shall greet everyone I meet with 'hillo' and record their reactions
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:22, archived)
It'll probably only work if you can maintain a 1930s Cholmondeley-Warner-esque accent
the one that rhymes "mice" with "house".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:27, archived)
Ware looking for the gahden pahteh
Do you knew the wey to the gahden parteh?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:36, archived)
Why yiss ay duu ackcherleh
it's ouver theyah
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:38, archived)
Hollo.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:29, archived)
Holla holla

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
But I ain't no hollerback girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:31, archived)
grrry is though

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:48, archived)
you shut your whore mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:55, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:25, archived)
Howdy.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:35, archived)
Morning.
I hope you are suitably tangled.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)
Morning CB how is your penis?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:50, archived)
Attached

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)
habbo worbd

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:09, archived)
You appear to be typing a letter. Would you like some help?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:16, archived)
sure

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:19, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:27, archived)
HIYA

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:29, archived)
alright sweet pea
Your arse is looking saggy, have you lost weight?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:41, archived)
rbrmomg

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:33, archived)
Wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:37, archived)
Good evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:56, archived)

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