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alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 17:58, archived)
not really
still licking my wounds from the tremendous bullying down there
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:13, archived)
when do you estimate you'll be over this difficult time grrr

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:19, archived)
another ten minutes or so, say?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:24, archived)
soz got bored and wandered off

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:32, archived)

got bored and wandered off still sulking
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:07, archived)
I used wound and it's dual meaning to explain to my boy why English is such a hard language

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:28, archived)
there's no point trying to impress him with your linguistic knowledge he's sulking

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:30, archived)
It's true tho vlad, only yesterday infact, obvs I used watch first off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:51, archived)
one time i got chopsticks,
and the packet instructed the user to "hold it as you wound a pencil"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:52, archived)
Poor pencil :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:54, archived)
also,
garden path sentences can be a lot of fun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_path_sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:56, archived)
Not clicking that might be about Buffalo from Buffalo buffalo Buffalo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:59, archived)
no buffalo

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:00, archived)
Is it groucho then, I shot an elephant in my pajamas yada yada

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:01, archived)
there is a bit of groucho,
i think he's got a finger in every ambiguity pie to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:04, archived)
He loved word play, bigamy its big of you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:05, archived)
the comedian's a bear

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:07, archived)
Wakka Wakka

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:11, archived)
good old pac man

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:35, archived)
I would just like to say that I think you are both totally great

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:07, archived)
its

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:51, archived)
I believe a wound can be possessive

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:53, archived)
Does this mean you threatened to cut him if he didn't get 10/10 for his English homework?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:57, archived)
His ching sales are well down

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:06, archived)
You stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:47, archived)
stop flirting with me

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:33, archived)
n.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:08, archived)
Whoa, I dunno what sort of thread u think this is but its an alright thread, no negatives pls

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:14, archived)
Up yours dickface

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:41, archived)
aftemoon
what's for lunch?
alt:how's the weather?
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 13:00, archived)
Leftover cottage pie
which I'm only mentioning so that I can say I'm a "cottager", in a hilarious twist of self-deprecational gay sex tourist deconstruction-type joke that breaks both the fourth wall and the monotonous tedium of this website and, clearly, my own existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 13:17, archived)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 13:20, archived)
*looks out of window*
Yeah, it's a bit leftover cottage pie here too, funnily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 13:26, archived)
morning all

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 7:22, archived)
alright , time to get down the lake, it's looking well fishy out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 7:58, archived)
what are you baiting with today mongy?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:18, archived)
Corn, 10k

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:29, archived)
buttered or salted?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:33, archived)
Frozen

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:34, archived)
When you throw the bait in, do you sing "Let it Go"?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:04, archived)
No I go, weeeeeeeeeeeewoooooooooooooooo kablosh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:23, archived)
wee woo tapir

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:24, archived)
hahahaha yeah , what ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:36, archived)
Sounds like a Jewish ambulance

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:54, archived)
Ahoy, there!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:17, archived)
Avast!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:18, archived)
AVG all the way me.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:56, archived)
all?
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:37, archived)
it's a novel twist on an old classic

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:46, archived)
well as long as you know what you are doing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:48, archived)
Looks like I got away with it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:54, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:38, archived)
shove it up your wrong'un, knob-gobbler

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:46, archived)
I am very very tired today.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:54, archived)
why's that then?
It's only Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:04, archived)
a cobination of hayfever and a puking, pissing, shitting machine that now lives in my house.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:56, archived)
Yeah, I house-shared with a Northerner once too

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:01, archived)
how did you get them to fuck off?
or did you fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:03, archived)
working from home today
well, procrastinating from home
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:25, archived)
alright the Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:57, archived)
hello grrry
how's life in poverty land?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 11:32, archived)
Clement
Getting the beemer greased up for a trans-continental jaunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 11:43, archived)
have a nice time on your tranny journey

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 12:29, archived)
^ gay tranny sex tourist

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 13:16, archived)

in urb
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 11:34, archived)
well, yeah, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 12:29, archived)
Monday, tomorrow.
Don't forget to go to work.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 23:33, archived)
pfft,
work

FUCK WORK

this is not a sex thing
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 23:34, archived)

Now are you ready to grab the cradle?
That tunnel vision, not television
Behind the curtain, out of the cupboard
You take the first train into the big world
Now will I find you, now will you be there?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 23:46, archived)
how many letters?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 23:48, archived)
4 DL and 7 C5.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 23:53, archived)
shit penguin

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 23:56, archived) 

     S
     H
PENGUIN
     T

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 23:58, archived)
GO WEST
LOOK
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:04, archived)
you are in a maze of twisty passages,
all shit penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:04, archived)
FUCK GANDALF

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:18, archived)
you are in a maze of twisty passages,
all fuck gandalf
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:19, archived)
TAKE PASSAGE

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:20, archived)
you cannot take ye passage

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:22, archived)

WORK LIFT
AAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:02, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7521773
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:06, archived)
ounch

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:08, archived)
No one may speak, unless he is holding the ounch.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:19, archived)
RTPYBO

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:10, archived)
REPEAT TILL PISS YOUR BUM OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:12, archived)
RESUME TALKING PRETENTIOUSLY YOU BLEEDING ORIFICE

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7823842
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 0:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/504855
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 1:53, archived)
Public holiday here.
Suck it up limeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 1:53, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 12:00, archived)
timely

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 12:04, archived)
I'd go so far as to say fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 13:47, archived)
go on then

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 13:48, archived)
mr h i put my bins up my bum, right up it, what now?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 16:39, archived)
just you wait until the binmen get there you are in for a shock
so are they to be fair
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 18:20, archived)
THE INTENET IS SHIT
TALK HAS GONE ALL BORING
THE SHIP OF AMUSEMENT
HAS GONE AND SLIPPED ITS MOORING

THE INTERNET IS SHIT
AND WE ARE SHIT FOR STAYING
ONLY CAPITALS CAN SAVE US NOW
I'M SO BORED I AM GREYING
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 14:01, archived)
That ship sailed a long time ago drimble
We're all just bobbing around in the water calling each other cunts at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 15:49, archived)
*standing ovation*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 16:59, archived)
think I might have just outed myself as a 'comedy' account

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 17:12, archived)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 18:18, archived)
afternoon brb
I am preparing a music playlist for a 1000-mile drive. What shall I put on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 15:56, archived)
a donk

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 16:09, archived)
Posting a picture? STOP!
Mule Variations: Tom Waits
American Beauty: Thomas Newman
Substrata: Biosphere
Amok: Thom Yorke, Atoms For Peace
Every Man And Woman Is A Star: Ultramarine
Our Love: Caribou
Odelay: Beck
Skying: The Horrors
The Pearl: Brian Eno and Harold Budd
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 16:09, archived)
yield

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 16:28, archived)

this yeh
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 22:06, archived)
fuck are you doing here?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 7:10, archived)
replying to you

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:26, archived)
right that's it the bbc is having a nervous breakdown
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-33215047
it's like the mail but less literate
is it taking the piss?
"it usually has a real party atmosphere"
just like talk eh readers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 18:20, archived)

"Some even participated in yoga to celebrate the summer solstice and International Yoga Day."
Somehow i imagine the latter of those two was the more contributing factor
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 19:12, archived)
HAHAHAHA
"Modern druids and people gather at Stonehenge every year"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 19:13, archived)
do they engage in snakey joke time?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 19:35, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Jun 2015, 9:23, archived)
Morning, I bullied my daughter into bringing toast and coffee in bed #fathersday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 9:26, archived)
Excellent.
I'd better get up and do the kids some breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Jun 2015, 9:30, archived)
Yer I got toast, then had to make them sausage sandwiches,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 10:08, archived)
Croissants, loads of the buggers.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Jun 2015, 10:39, archived)

threewordphrase.com/fathersday.htm
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 11:58, archived)
CB.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 10:19, archived)
SF
(plus obligatory FON)
Going well?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Jun 2015, 10:38, archived)
Not bad, first Father's Day innit, seems a bit shit really

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 18:06, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 10:44, archived)
Morning, broady.
Off out birdwatching. Sod-all about at this time of year, but it keeps the kids happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Jun 2015, 11:31, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 11:59, archived)
alright baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 13:10, archived)
baldmonkey doesn't care about his kids being happy, you fool!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 13:45, archived)
No questions asked.
No questions answered.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 3:43, archived)
Just so we're clear, this isn't a question:
fuck off you dull spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 6:33, archived)
I think you're going to need to NSFW that.
tl;dr: penis links to penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Jun 2015, 9:22, archived)
Either top ninjaing or top modding.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Jun 2015, 9:38, archived)
*smoke bomb*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 10:40, archived)
pffffffft
definitely still naked, but now in a top hat
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 12:01, archived)
Don't forget to put your bins up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 1:02, archived)
right up it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 2:07, archived)
all of them? is that how recycling works now?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 2:51, archived)
You only do it so those big, burly, butch binmen hold you tightly and shake you over the back of their lorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Jun 2015, 9:23, archived)
What does Saturday night have in store for you?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:45, archived)
Might have another beer and listen to an audiobook about war.
Pretty manly stuff going on right here.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 22:01, archived)
What's the audio book?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 22:49, archived)
The Bear and The Dragon, by Tom Clancy.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 22:51, archived)
a bath

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 22:24, archived)
I detest baths.
Showers all the way
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 22:49, archived)
You're never truly clean,
unless you've spent 30 minutes wallowing in your own muck.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 23:11, archived)
i dont think thats how it works

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 0:02, archived)
fuck standing up

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 23:12, archived)
Someone should invent a shower that you lie down in and then it fires highly pressurised water at you from all directions.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 23:21, archived)
sounds like a torture method

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 23:25, archived)
is this a sex thing?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 0:25, archived)
about to go to the club

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 0:01, archived)
^ gay sex tourist

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 7:51, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:00, archived)
fine and dandy.
Your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:10, archived)
alright ssg

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:16, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:34, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:14, archived)
anders brevik will be out of prison by 2038, 2033 if he's not considered a threat to society

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:48, archived)
I think like here he can still be sectioned and detained forever under doctors orders

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 22:11, archived)
anything good on telly?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:35, archived)
i heard he got done for showing his lollipops to babies whilst demanding to know who loves them

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:54, archived)
!
mytabletennis.net/forum/uploads/16621/who_luvs_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 0:13, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:49, archived)
So what you up to SSG?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:04, archived)
just watching a documentary about russel brand

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:07, archived)
The weekend is here
Regale me with the adventures and schemes you have planned
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
Shitty nappies, being fleeced for money, catching up on some sleep
Regular gangster me
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 9:09, archived)
^adult baby fetishist

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 14:08, archived)
I've just been to yoga, going to sort the spare room out as I've got an old mate staying the weekend.
I'm hoping it'll be fairly chill because I'm exhausted.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 9:19, archived)
Hipster

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 9:27, archived)
I aint doing naink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 9:46, archived)
might sit around in my pants and grow two days older

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:21, archived)
French stuff mostly

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:28, archived)
moving house

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:45, archived)
I'm gonna wash the car and then do some work
Xtreem
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:55, archived)
Shops, jam, beer, F1, walk dog
Pretty standard weekend like
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:47, archived)
Might go birdwatching, might not.
There's cricket, F1 and the ability to sit on my arse all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:52, archived)
Some shopping and being complained at by some children

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 12:43, archived)
Mine started complaining at around half 8 this morning, now they are fighting and screaming at each other, pair of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:05, archived)
Lurking roll call but really can't be bothered , alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 23:23, archived)
must be someone here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 23:24, archived)
Show yourselves

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 23:26, archived)
can't sleep
I'm in France but stuck in hotel room
due to Mrs chunder's chundering. Also I just heard a mosquito in here.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 0:03, archived)
i just ate a jam doughnut

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 0:30, archived)
I just dun a poo

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 8:31, archived)
have you told /QOTW yet?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:27, archived)
here's a new thread
use it to talk about how things were better when you were younger
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:24, archived)
battery life of phones
remember that?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:27, archived)
I remember when they had rotary dials.
And actual bells.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:28, archived)
Bells? HA!
I remember when we just bashed two rocks together.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:31, archived)
Rocks? Ha!
My mother used to bash our heads together.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:32, archived)
mother? ha!
i was raised by a pack of wolves
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:21, archived)
Wolves? HA!
I was raised by slugs, and bloody grateful for it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:50, archived)
i believe you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:20, archived)
They say that school years are "the best years of your life".
I don't agree with that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:30, archived)
yeah that's a load of shit,
my dad used to tell me that when i was unhappy as a kid, me being unhappy used to make him angry so he used to tell me that to force me to cheer up
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:36, archived)
it's all relative
if you grow up to have a particularly shit life, you may well look back on your school days as the best days of your life
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:37, archived)
my dad used to have hilarious fun playing on building sites and railway lines,
kids can't do anything anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 16:01, archived)
I heard you can't even smoke in a fireworks factory these days,
health and safety gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 16:13, archived)
So at a time you felt down, he essentially told you "This is as good as it gets, you have nothing to hope for".

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 18:24, archived)
yeah pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 18:25, archived)
Is this a sex thing?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 19:04, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 19:15, archived)
sick

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 22:48, archived)
people who say that have had shit lives since school

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:12, archived)
My school was full of fucking cunts, I hope they're all miserable or dead now.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 23:57, archived)
oh things were very different back then, the doveston
very different
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:34, archived)
for example, I remember when barry crocker used to sing the theme from neighbours
like I say, different times
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:43, archived)
i remember when neighbours was on bbc 1

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:12, archived)
wait, it's not on bbc1 now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:25, archived)
Richard Blackwood

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:39, archived)
actually, he was shit then and now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:39, archived)
Lemon zesting may well be the highlight of his career.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:46, archived)
During May 2003, Blackwood appeared in Channel 5's Celebrity Detox Camp, which involved him being filmed "pumping 18 litres of coffee solution through his anus into [his] stomach"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:57, archived)
Now that's entertainment

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 16:33, archived)
you could say...
they made a mocha-ry of him
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:22, archived)
I swear to christ, I will suplex you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:57, archived)
YOU RAISIN BALLS JABRONI
I WILL MAKE YOU HUMBLE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 19:17, archived)
Aw, a coffee pun
and I'm far too latte to contribute
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:50, archived)
He can't even drink coffee properly?
What a tool!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:07, archived)
remember when he was on mtv?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:13, archived)
vaguely, I do remember Russell Brand on MTV

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:14, archived)
there were far fewer blacks and pakis about

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:10, archived)
i think it's the same, but there are just less white people

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:15, archived)
Grattans Catalogue underwear models

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:14, archived)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:08, archived)
Remember when channel 5 came out and the evening programmes were mostly soft porn?
They were awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:15, archived)
i have been suppressing the memory of naked jungle for many years

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:26, archived)
Admit it, it was golden

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 16:33, archived)
UK Living (I think) used to show Passion Cove.
Much better than the crap offered by 5.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:09, archived)
I lived in Devon when channel 5 started. I could only watch it in black and white snowstorm vision.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 18:57, archived)
I bet you still get a raging when it snows outside

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 19:50, archived)
My intestinal tract
And my bumhole, come to think of it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:55, archived)
^ bumless 2: the klumps

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 16:27, archived)
Went to cafe rouge for lunch today
It was nice
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 16:31, archived)
cool story, bro. i've not been there. what did you have?
i nicked off work early to go home and listen to music while baked.
it's nice
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:19, archived)
Man, you need to get me some weed
Or rather "could you get me some weed please?"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:47, archived)
We shared a charcuterie, bread, olive, pate platter thing
Then I had sea bass and a sort of banoffee thing with salted caramel ice cream. Then we went to patisserie Valerie and bought some cakes for Ron (now eaten)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:49, archived)
you posh cunt

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 19:16, archived)
I can post u weed whenever's

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 19:10, archived)
When did /talk become the new Silk Road?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 22:25, archived)
People used to turn a blind eye to institutional sexual abuse
Never did anyone any harm
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 16:12, archived)
Street Life

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:23, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:50, archived)

just shy of 2
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:50, archived)
Computer games, drugs, sound quality, insect diversity, the royal mail, public transport and left wing politics.
And grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 18:20, archived)
computer games weren't better, you dummy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 19:19, archived)
No but we appreciated them more.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 21:10, archived)
In the absence of The Doveston again
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-33181821
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:52, archived)
After a poor start I got into my stride and yomped home with an above-average 4/7

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:05, archived)

y gl
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:16, archived)
almost smashed it, 6/7
slipped up on the one about the neil young song
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:15, archived)
no surprise you knew the answers about bongo-bongo land

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:19, archived)
as previously stated, i am a young, strong, african woman

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:21, archived)
* woolly hat thief

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:27, archived)
i only got that question right because of this post
you helped me cheat, grrr. i hope you're proud of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 12:17, archived)
you hold a position of authority
so you're quite clearly a corrupt scumbag devoid of moral compass. You're the Sepp Blatter of /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 12:27, archived)
I hope you sent a similar message to the person who got you
all those free donuts.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 12:35, archived)
are you jealous?
you mention this quite often
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:02, archived)
I'm sorry, you appear to have mistaken me for
the guilt that gnaws at your soul.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:30, archived)
nah, it's cool
back in the day i spent some real money on donuts because i'm an idiot. now i'm just getting what i consider to be my money's worth
italicised guilt can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:38, archived)
i think i'm bored of that game now
what else can i do instead of working?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:45, archived)
i managed to install the binding of isaac on my work pc
you could try that?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:53, archived)
Isn't that one of those frustratingly difficult games?
I never found anything to replace Realm of the Mad God, which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:06, archived)
it's procedurally generated so everything is randomised each time you play
which means sometimes it's hard as nails
it's in spectacularly bad taste, though. i love it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 16:30, archived)
I spent money in an online game, once.
Never again, I swore, but then the Mario Kart dlc came out, and just this week I bought new songs for the kids' Just Dance, purely because watching my spawn dance to "Sexy and I know it" amuses me slightly.
I can't help but think it's all a terrible waste of money.

I think Tapped Out may be on the way out - I've got an awful lot of donuts and other "premium items" from mystery boxes, of late.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:57, archived)
I'm really disappointed that this is all about games
I thought you had sent manolith a box of assorted donughts, in a white cardboard box like you see in movies with different types of frosting and sprinkles on top.

*those rank Yank donuts, not proper doughnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:00, archived)
I'll save that for valentine's day.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:02, archived)
As someone who identifies as having Bongolese ancestry
I find your comment highly offensive and triggering, please edit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:22, archived)
Bongobongolese, surely

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:24, archived)
Ahem, excuse me but *I* should know.
And I'll thank you not to whitesplain at me like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:27, archived)
You *should* know, but you obviously don't
Typical ethnic.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:31, archived)
MODS!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:35, archived)
6 for me too
got 'em all except the first one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 12:10, archived)
Not clicking that, might be a virus, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:52, archived)
It is
I clicked on it and got some NAMBLA virus warning
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:58, archived)
AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:59, archived)
only 3/7 today

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 12:04, archived)
6/7, sweet!
Although I'd gleaned a clue about the wooly hat thief.

Do you think it's just a ruse to lure a copper to the island in order to sacrifice him to the Old Gods?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 12:31, archived)
5/7
and I don't even pay attention to the news
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:07, archived)
I don't read news,
I am news.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:10, archived)
Not sure what that was meant to mean, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:18, archived)

i.imgur.com/MFSXi5Q.png
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:26, archived)
Fantastic.
"I have never taken drugs, says Mr. Tea" made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:32, archived)
Morning dudes!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 6:54, archived)
Cowabunga!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 7:06, archived)
Totally non-heinous!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 7:39, archived)
WYLD STALLYNS!!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:08, archived)
"Air guitars"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:28, archived)
"Land pianos"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:37, archived)
"sea hurdy-gurdys"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:46, archived)
"Terra firma triangles"

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:49, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:50, archived)
don't judge me for my lifestyle choices

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:53, archived)
how should we judge you?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:10, archived)
for being a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:48, archived)
i said how, not why
cuntychops
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:58, archived)
Harshly, and from a high horse?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:22, archived)
only God can judge me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:28, archived)
awaits funny post from god mod account

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:31, archived)
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:35, archived)
still waiting

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:41, archived)
i was logged out on my phone, i wondered why i could see ignored peoples posts, leaving this sub thread now l8rs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:42, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:47, archived)
Motherfucking SPACE DRUMS!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:44, archived)
Gnarly!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 7:19, archived)
Tubular!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 7:39, archived)
mondo!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 7:55, archived)
Radical!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:01, archived)
Eat my shorts.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 7:49, archived)
hey brah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 7:54, archived)
I'm about to have a little prick stuck in me.
Because I'm at occupational health for a blood test, make sure all my previous pricks worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:27, archived)
PRICK MEANS PENIS AS WELL

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:29, archived)
OH NO! NOW I LOOK LIKE A HOMO

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:32, archived)
NO, THE CONTEXT WAS CLEAR ENOUGH

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5991167
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:38, archived)
What happens if you reply with
"If it hurts Imma cut you up"?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:41, archived)
I don't think black people donate blood anyway, do they?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)
I LIKE SHOUTING TOO

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:01, archived)
Alright calm down m8
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:02, archived)
YES THANKS, ALTH*ahem*
yes thanks, although my whole body aches
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:13, archived)
Oh because of your running
It went well then?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:20, archived)
better than it could have but pathetic compared to what i used to be able to do

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:58, archived)
Is that because you're a fat IT nerd now?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:04, archived)
no, i was a fat IT nerd then
now i don't work in IT
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:14, archived)
Oh, we'll that's weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:20, archived)
we'll that's easy for you to say

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:31, archived)
hiya
I'm awaiting the return of The Doveston to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 7:58, archived)
You could just go to the BBC website and click
"quiz of the weeks news"

HTH xx
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:09, archived)
Bit sexist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:14, archived)
Ain't no dudettes here and you know it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:21, archived)
do you know any good places to meet girls?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:40, archived)
Mumsnet

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:52, archived)
good thinking
I might play the widower card and see how much sex that gets me
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:00, archived)
Widower than what?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:03, archived)
I'm the widowest of the lot, m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:07, archived)
Widow, widower, widowest

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:12, archived)
have you checked
the kitchen?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:03, archived)
HAYOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:06, archived)
woah there was a secret girls board all along
b3ta.com/kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:08, archived)
It's all the girls and gonz talking about putting orange squash on a cheeseburger or summat

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:11, archived)
i once spilled a glass of orange squash into my plate of fish and chips at mother kelly's
boy did i feel like a fool
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:38, archived)
I like it on Facebook when he does pork sausages wrapped in bacon, stuffed with king prawns and then coated in cheese
and everyone's like "Gonz, you are the Worst Jew Ever!", and then if it was a crappy American sitcom he'd look to the camera and give a shrug and a silly grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:39, archived)
stealing this idea and selling it to NBC

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:41, archived)
Best of luck pitching 'Worst Jew Ever' to an American TV network.
You'll need it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:44, archived)
he don't half cook some shit, but i refrain from commenting because fooooooooooooooooood

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:52, archived)
ah yes, north american slang, er let me see...
er... yo 'sup bro?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:29, archived)
Word to your collective mothers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
yes, I shall pass on your kind regards

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:40, archived)
*doffs cap*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:42, archived)
Sup, me and my homeboy Bobby are crushing down the strip to chomp a mac and fries. You dig?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:43, archived)
haha yes it does look like it could rain

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:46, archived)
Bit grey

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:20, archived)
The house a few doors down is going for a stupid amount of money, and isn't as nice as ours
Keeping an eye on that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:29, archived)
A house just down from me went for a huge amount.
Not looking to sell, but it gives me s good position to remortgage from.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:38, archived)
This price seems a little ambitious
But as you say, looks good for us if it does go for that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:40, archived)
I thought the price was ambitious by me, but someone paid it.
Then again, I don't live in pompey.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:52, archived)
Nobody 'lives' in Pompey

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:53, archived)
not even the Royal navy?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:54, archived)
No
When you get up close it's all cardboard cut outs
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:57, archived)
SHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:04, archived)
it's all relative though
unless you want to move to a cheaper part of the country
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:41, archived)
I know, depressing innit
I'd love to move somewhere nicer, but short of a lottery win I've got no chance
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:42, archived)
you'll never leave portsmouth, mat8e
no-one ever does
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:11, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:12, archived)
you will stay and write Peter Kay's material for him
'Member low house prices? 'Member your nan wearing jeans?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:16, archived)
forever and ever and ever

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:18, archived)
You thinking of buying it?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:41, archived)
Would if I could

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:42, archived)
And by 'could' I mean 'if it were a tenth of the price'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:43, archived)
Bonjour!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:34, archived)
Fuck off with your idiot pseudo-language

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:37, archived)
Your QOTW story deserves to win.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:41, archived)
Considering the standard of QOTW
I could have just transcribed the fart onomatopoeically, and I'd still win.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:54, archived)
I for one welcome our new poo story qotw

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jun 2015, 8:58, archived)
I hope bumless comes back and tells us a story about not having a bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:10, archived)
More likely that Pooflake will come back.
Scat stories were his raison d'être.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:24, archived)
i hope SpankHanky makes a return
he was like Jay from the Inbetweeners
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:42, archived)
Fuck all that noise
My fart story is proving more popular than I'd ever imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:14, archived)
dreamland re opended today, margit is on the up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:33, archived)
Gonna drop in in two weeks' time
grab me some mad candyfloss yo
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:38, archived)
is the crab pool/lido still on the beach?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:40, archived)
Dunno, I've not been there in yonks
I think the Lido's still open though
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:46, archived)
Reaffirming that QOTW is a haven for idiots.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:54, archived)
juicer time then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 17:43, archived)
Not for me thanks, I've got to pack for my holiday to Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 18:23, archived)
Don't you ever just want to stay home and chill when you are off?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 18:34, archived)
Been doing that for the past week although having to run around doing things for my wife who feels sick all the time now.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:01, archived)
not as sick as we all are of hearing about how sick she is

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:02, archived)
I've only mentioned it on here 3 or 4 times, she tells me every other minute.
You guys are getting off lightly
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:06, archived)
Hairy kids cause morning sickness don't they?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:08, archived)
she know its not his and the guilt is making her nauseous

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:09, archived)
This fella looks guilty
d2ouvy59p0dg6k.cloudfront.net/img/web_233423_364615.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:11, archived)
lol
and pretty pleased with himself
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:12, archived)
whoah, this is the single meanest thing I have ever posted
I blame you for this 2 can :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:12, archived)
morning sickness chevron

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:19, archived)
bleurghhhh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:19, archived)
sppeeewwwww

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:19, archived)
splatter

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:19, archived)
pukepukepukepukepukethere that's better

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:20, archived)
A lot of Italian influence in that place

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 18:45, archived)
Yes, the food is amazing. I'll tell /talk all about it while I'm there.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:02, archived)
oh no mentioning food has set it off again

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:20, archived)
:-O=====

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:20, archived)
:-O========

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:20, archived)
:-x

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:21, archived)
:-O===

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:21, archived)
bored now

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:21, archived)
vom

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:23, archived)
it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 21:06, archived)
fooood

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 19:33, archived)
i wish
just been for a run like some sort of cunt
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 22:46, archived)
Trying to delay your inevitable death?
I wouldn't bother. Diet is far more important than exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 23:02, archived)
what about all these so-called experts who tell you to cut out sugar and salt eh, what do they know
when you come back from a run and don't replenish any of that stuff, do they want you dead or what
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 23:14, archived)
nah, it's cool. i'm already going to outlive you all

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 23:23, archived)
Alright then.
£100 says you die before me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 23:31, archived)
Sorry, that should have read "£100 plus this stockpile of dangerous medications that patients have returned".

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 23:32, archived)
nah
i can't rule out a scenario where i'm believed to be dead; and must let the world think that i am dead, until i can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within me
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 0:39, archived)
Hello bitter batter biters.
Tell me something you're ashamed of. Asides the obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:29, archived)
JMG!
I'm ashamed of how I treated your mum, she was vulnerable and needy, I shouldn't have taken advantage like that, but she just begged me to, what can I say, I'm only human :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:34, archived)
We're all just relieved you're over that fruity phase.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:39, archived)
pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 18:42, archived)
I'm ashamed I once called you bald and on the dole

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:37, archived)
RIGHTS YOU ARE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:40, archived)
I'm ashamed of Mr. Tea.
And I'm ashamed of what /talk has become.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:43, archived)
I remember /talk always being like this
before that there were just fields for as far as the eye could see.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:47, archived)
I remember when you could hit F5 and expect something new to appear

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:35, archived)
Hey, now that's not on.
Only *I'm* allowed to be ashamed of Mr. Tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:41, archived)
Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:45, archived)
my part in the whole thing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:49, archived)
AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:50, archived)
My children

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:03, archived)
Why? Do they look like you?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:20, archived)
hahahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:28, archived)
the current state of Britain
it's like, if I'd stayed behind, maybe I could have made a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 17:19, archived)
what would you have done?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 17:42, archived)
Leave, probably.
I know I did.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 22:34, archived)
x-posting whore alert
www.b3ta.com/board/11157361
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 14:07, archived)
I don't get it
even though I just completed the Attila campaign in Age of Conquerors yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 14:33, archived)
Really? You massive dinlo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 14:39, archived)
I don't use Myspace soz

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 14:47, archived)
not really the point of the joke the media its on, you divvy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:16, archived)
he's selectively spazzy about some things

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:57, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 14:53, archived)
Oh I get it now
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:14, archived)
FINally.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:27, archived)
Still don't know what this is about.
Should have gone with a nice, safe FUCKLIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:37, archived)
Psst, 'hun/Hun'. I thought it was pretty obvious.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:41, archived)
Oh.
OK. Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 7:51, archived)
Might have to get another coffee, in a moment.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 10:53, archived)
White, half a sugar pls

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:01, archived)
Do you bite the sugar cube in half, eating one bit and dissolving the other in your drink?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:17, archived)
I haven't seen anyone serve sugar cubes in years
"'member sugarcubes, it wer all we had. Not like 'dem packets you get today."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:30, archived)
'member canderel, eh? remember? what were tharrabout, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:31, archived)
Now I'm reading /talk in his voice.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:00, archived)
what a damn jolly good idea
I might have one too
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:07, archived)
Cheers
CheersCheers
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:17, archived)
I'm drinking coffee right now!
Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:56, archived)
i'm imagining you dribbling it down your chin and dumping the whole thing in your lap because someone asked you what the time was while you were holding it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:59, archived)
this is oddly accurate
and all the more disturbing when you consider that I'm alone
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:00, archived)
Anyway, when are you coming over, you oversized carpet with legs?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:01, archived)
soon... soon.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:34, archived)
well if it's in the next quarter of an hour, I might be nude
Just a fair warning
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:39, archived)
you still checked the time though, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:11, archived)
natch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:13, archived)
I only like drinking it espresso style

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:12, archived)
how about the coffee?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:14, archived)
SS expresso style

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:18, archived)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:19, archived)
I got hot coffee for you
Boop boop b-boop bep b-bep ah ah
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:21, archived)
yes yes expresso style!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:29, archived)
I've just had a cup of tea
probably ease off a bit now until the afternoon, don't want to overdo it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:14, archived)
steady now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:17, archived)
I try to keep to 3 cups a day, at work,
but stressful days will see me taking an extra cup in the afternoon. Crazy times!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:21, archived)
too much coffee makes me freak out

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:22, archived)
I once got proper wired and then went for a jog in the snow.
I don't do jogging.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:14, archived)
A massive caffeine high is a singularly unpleasant thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:47, archived)
i just got a cappuccino from the canteen

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:23, archived)
well we all know who's making the big bucks here

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:25, archived)
with his canteens, high end coffees
after work drinks with Sebastian

it makes me want to puke blood
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:27, archived)
haha, there used to be a sebastian that worked here
but he was german
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:30, archived)
i actually got the coffee free
because of all the other coffees and bacon rolls i've bought over the past year

i got stacks on stacks on stacks, yo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:32, archived)
makin' green and chasin' tail,
livin' the dream!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:34, archived)
I'm not sure what that comma is doing, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:26, archived)
swearing a lot, if memory serves

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:30, archived)
Emphasising my unique style of writing, such as it is.
I seem to recall Frank getting cross at my excessive use of punctuation.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:16, archived)
Dude needs, to chill.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:48, archived)
But it's lager time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:35, archived)

no problemo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 11:36, archived)
it's always larger time here
forum of fat fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 13:47, archived)

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