I don't get it. Your joke's funny though
Edit: I get it now. That's mean
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:21, archived)
Edit: I get it now. That's mean
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:21, archived)
That's why I'm so glad you're here now, because everyone can be mean to you instead.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:29, archived)
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posting this here so I don't forget to tell Two Hats he's a shit coder
blog.codinghorror.com/flattening-arrow-code/
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:08, archived)
blog.codinghorror.com/flattening-arrow-code/
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:08, archived)
alright, so if a void is a type of function that doesn't return anything
then what other types of functions are there? Because all the coding I do just makes lego trains go round and round and round and round and round.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:14, archived)
then what other types of functions are there? Because all the coding I do just makes lego trains go round and round and round and round and round.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:14, archived)
function addTwoNumbersTogether (number1, number2) {
return number1 + number2;
}
alert (addTwoNumbersTogether (2, 3));
will show a messagebox saying 5
wanker
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:17, archived)
so alert will just run whenever its condition is met
it doesn't have to be explicitly called from another function?
I tried joining proper coding forums but I just couldn't get past the smell of cheese and onion.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:19, archived)
it doesn't have to be explicitly called from another function?
I tried joining proper coding forums but I just couldn't get past the smell of cheese and onion.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:19, archived)
alert is the Javascript command to show a popup alert in the browser
it runs when that part of the script is reached
there's no conditions in that code, the function takes two parameters and returns the sum
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:21, archived)
it runs when that part of the script is reached
there's no conditions in that code, the function takes two parameters and returns the sum
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:21, archived)
so
x = addTwoNumbersTogether (3, 7);
assigns the value 10 to variable x
although if you name your variable x then you're nearly as shit at coding as Two Hats
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:22, archived)
x = addTwoNumbersTogether (3, 7);
assigns the value 10 to variable x
although if you name your variable x then you're nearly as shit at coding as Two Hats
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:22, archived)
alright, so it's just running top to bottom
This arduino stuff is a bastardized form of C++
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:23, archived)
This arduino stuff is a bastardized form of C++
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:23, archived)
Arduino is cut down C++
it runs void setup() once then keeps running void loop() forever more
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:24, archived)
it runs void setup() once then keeps running void loop() forever more
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:24, archived)
unless you've used interrupts
in which caseprogram execution jumps from the loop into the interrupt handler
that's why you keep interrupt handling code very short because every time the interrupt is triggered, the program stops whatever it was doing and jumps into the handler
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:25, archived)
in which caseprogram execution jumps from the loop into the interrupt handler
that's why you keep interrupt handling code very short because every time the interrupt is triggered, the program stops whatever it was doing and jumps into the handler
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:25, archived)
not using interrupts, but I've made a state machine
so it's switching cases rather than calling up different functions.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:28, archived)
so it's switching cases rather than calling up different functions.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:28, archived)
switch case is way better than nested ifs
congratulations, you really can code better than Two Hats
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:29, archived)
congratulations, you really can code better than Two Hats
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:29, archived)
this from the man who operates technology by pouring beer into it
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:23, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:23, archived)
he's writing a program to run toy trains, it doesn't get much more nerdy than that
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:26, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:26, archived)
when the code works I film it and put it on youtube
that's a bit more nerdy
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:28, archived)
that's a bit more nerdy
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:28, archived)
fine, sit in the corner sipping your dry white wine then you nancy boy
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:35, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:35, archived)
when you get good enough to make a touch screen and write BUM JOBS on it, that's when you've arrived in the world of coding
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:31, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:31, archived)
I made a 16x2 LCD display some shit names
that probably counts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLGiR8fwkpI
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:37, archived)
that probably counts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLGiR8fwkpI
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:37, archived)
see all that "if LightSensorCounter == X" shit?
well if he stored the printable strings in an array and did some idiot checking on X then it condenses down a lot
string destinations[] = "TEMPLE OF DOOM", "SPEED CITY", "TITS", "BUM", "KNOCKERS";
lcd.print( destinations[LightSensorCounter]);
there ya go, all those messy if statements can fuck right off
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:44, archived)
well if he stored the printable strings in an array and did some idiot checking on X then it condenses down a lot
string destinations[] = "TEMPLE OF DOOM", "SPEED CITY", "TITS", "BUM", "KNOCKERS";
lcd.print( destinations[LightSensorCounter]);
there ya go, all those messy if statements can fuck right off
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:44, archived)
if you're doing repeated actions on a set of data then it makes sense to bung them in an array
then loop round the array
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:55, archived)
then loop round the array
int arrayIndex;
for (arrayIndex =0; arrayIndex < destination.length -1; arrayIndex++) {
lcd.print(destinations[arrayIndex);
delay(1000);
lcd.clear();
}
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:55, archived)
1000 millisecond delay to display a string for a second on the LCD you nobber
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:00, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:00, archived)
Yeah, I know what it does
The arduino forums simply hammer into you DON'T USE THE DELAY COMMAND because it blocks the arduino from doing anything else in the meantime
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:03, archived)
The arduino forums simply hammer into you DON'T USE THE DELAY COMMAND because it blocks the arduino from doing anything else in the meantime
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:03, archived)
trains are in my office
there's another massive room for the sprog. I'll probably build a mezzanine in there too.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:32, archived)
there's another massive room for the sprog. I'll probably build a mezzanine in there too.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:32, archived)
I'm eating cottage cheese as a snack because I've not got any change for the office vending machine.
What soul-crushing events have you experienced today? Answers involving me in any form don't count.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:43, archived)
What soul-crushing events have you experienced today? Answers involving me in any form don't count.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:43, archived)
i had this bic biro that i had almost used all the ink in
i've never used up all the ink in a bic pen, and i've gone and lost this one. i'm fucking raging
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:51, archived)
i've never used up all the ink in a bic pen, and i've gone and lost this one. i'm fucking raging
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:51, archived)
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to.
But autists like you keep me coming back here.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:02, archived)
But autists like you keep me coming back here.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:02, archived)
and the history books unfold ya
as a messed up motherfucker, bent in the mind
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:15, archived)
as a messed up motherfucker, bent in the mind
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:15, archived)
who built a superpower, but who paid the price
with the endless destruction of Russian lives
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:19, archived)
with the endless destruction of Russian lives
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:19, archived)
if you're the man of steel, i spit kryptonite
big dick mystic, known to hypnotise
i could end you with a whisper to your wife
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:14, archived)
big dick mystic, known to hypnotise
i could end you with a whisper to your wife
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:14, archived)
Look into my eyes you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:41, archived)
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:41, archived)
you think i give a fuck about my wife?
my own son got locked up in prison and i didn't save his life
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:43, archived)
my own son got locked up in prison and i didn't save his life
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:43, archived)
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock
I'll leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot.
All your family; shot.
All your wizard friends; shot.
Anyone who sold you pierogi; shot.
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 6:12, archived)
I'll leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot.
All your family; shot.
All your wizard friends; shot.
Anyone who sold you pierogi; shot.
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 6:12, archived)
starve you for days 'til you waste away
i even crush motherfuckers when i'm laid in state
pride of lenin took trotsky out of the picture
drop the hammer on you harder than i bitchslapped hitler
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:05, archived)
i even crush motherfuckers when i'm laid in state
pride of lenin took trotsky out of the picture
drop the hammer on you harder than i bitchslapped hitler
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:05, archived)
I have no pride for you who ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie
I fought the bondage of classes,
the proletariat masses
have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses.
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:41, archived)
I fought the bondage of classes,
the proletariat masses
have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses.
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:41, archived)
lemme start with you there, frankenstein. looking like something out of r.l.stine
it's hip-hop chowder, red over white
'cause the tsar's wife can't do shit tonight
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:51, archived)
it's hip-hop chowder, red over white
'cause the tsar's wife can't do shit tonight
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:51, archived)
and Joseph, you were supposed to be my right hand man
but your loyalty shrivelled up like your right hand, man
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:02, archived)
but your loyalty shrivelled up like your right hand, man
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:02, archived)
our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark
and stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of marx!
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:07, archived)
and stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of marx!
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:07, archived)
yo i'm the host with the most, glasnost
assholes made a mess and the war got cold
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:16, archived)
assholes made a mess and the war got cold
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:16, archived)
shock hands with both Ronalds; Reagan and McDonalds! No doubt
if your name end with "in", time to get out.
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:18, archived)
if your name end with "in", time to get out.
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:18, archived)
i had the balls to let baryshnikov dance, playa
tore down that wall like the kool aid man, oh yeah
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:32, archived)
tore down that wall like the kool aid man, oh yeah
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:32, archived)
You two need yoga, you need a shower
and you all need to learn how to handle real power.
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:32, archived)
and you all need to learn how to handle real power.
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:32, archived)
did somebody say 'real power'?
Дa, you want to mess with me?
i spit hot borsch when i'm crushing these beats
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:51, archived)
Дa, you want to mess with me?
i spit hot borsch when i'm crushing these beats
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:51, archived)
blow it up like a tuba when I'm balling in Cuba
doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:56, archived)
doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:56, archived)
i'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me
the last man who attacked me lived a half life, so comrade come at me
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:52, archived)
the last man who attacked me lived a half life, so comrade come at me
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:52, archived)
you don't know what you're doing
when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:56, archived)
when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin
( , Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:56, archived)
I think they probably would have
if anyone else had told them.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:19, archived)
if anyone else had told them.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:19, archived)
what did the postman say to the prime minister?
here's your post
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:47, archived)
why did the telephone ring?
to alert the owner of an incoming telephone call
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:49, archived)
i impressed everyone in the office with a nested if function today
what have you done with your life?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:35, archived)
what have you done with your life?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:35, archived)
HE IMPRESSED EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE WITH A NESTED IF FUNCTION
jesus, turn your hearing aid up
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:47, archived)
jesus, turn your hearing aid up
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:47, archived)
I've done all sorts
surely you don't expect me to list everything here?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:39, archived)
surely you don't expect me to list everything here?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:39, archived)
Produced a sufficient number of children that I'm pretty confident of my genetic code being passed on for a few generations.
Fulfilling my biological and evolutionary purpose is all that matters.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:57, archived)
Fulfilling my biological and evolutionary purpose is all that matters.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:57, archived)
The only reason I'm breeding is to balance out all the cuntishness you've brought into this world
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:39, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:39, archived)
no, I'm fairly sure it's easier to unleash a torrent of semen into my girlfriend's uterus
only takes a minute; two if she's lucky
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:45, archived)
only takes a minute; two if she's lucky
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:45, archived)
Another bastard arrives on the planet then, get married you heathen
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:10, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:10, archived)
oi cunt, we're having a conversation here, no one cares about that shit
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:13, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:13, archived)
oi cunt, we're having a conversation here, no one cares about that shit
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:52, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:52, archived)
bored of that now
I thought up a new username, this is WELL better, I'd like to see you do any better tbh, ever been in a traffic accident? No? Well fuck off and stand on the motorway then, wankers.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:39, archived)
I thought up a new username, this is WELL better, I'd like to see you do any better tbh, ever been in a traffic accident? No? Well fuck off and stand on the motorway then, wankers.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:39, archived)
yeah well, that'll happen if you get wankered and try to run muslims over you vicious racist cunt
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:42, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:42, archived)
I suppose so
and it saves them having to build their own suicide vest
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:48, archived)
and it saves them having to build their own suicide vest
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:48, archived)
no one's bought me an icon yet, someone should buy me an icon now
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:02, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:02, archived)
if you're pressed for time you can microwave them, still taste ok
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:49, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:49, archived)
my m8 makes bacon and cheese sandwiches with them as the 'bread'
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:50, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:50, archived)
I had one once, it was alright but the holes are impractical what with all the molten cheese and ketchup
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:53, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:53, archived)
Should have rotated the top one 45 degrees
and put it underneath the bottom one, obvs
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:54, archived)
and put it underneath the bottom one, obvs
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:54, archived)
I ignored your first attempt because it didn't work, I've lost faith in you no matter how many extra lines you put in to make your ridiculous notion in any way practicable
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:56, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:56, archived)
I was already convinced by the advert,, but I guess some people prefer further testing and analysis
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:55, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:55, archived)
New thread
How's work? Everything going ok? If not, what do you wish you were doing?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:42, archived)
How's work? Everything going ok? If not, what do you wish you were doing?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:42, archived)
Quick get mongy, the apache Indian servers gone down and the wang chung operator needs to deal with sisqo or saink
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:37, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:37, archived)
7 people killed when usb stick not removed safely, IT to investigate
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:40, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:40, archived)
They do, don't they
Wandering around, badly dressed with an air of undeserved superiority. Sounds alright to me.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:37, archived)
Wandering around, badly dressed with an air of undeserved superiority. Sounds alright to me.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:37, archived)
why is QA such a pain in the arse to get to, eh?
they could have built it nearer the train station
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:53, archived)
they could have built it nearer the train station
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:53, archived)
On thursdays I work for two companies simultaneously
It works out pretty well, and I still have time to make a few turtle jokes.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:52, archived)
It works out pretty well, and I still have time to make a few turtle jokes.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:52, archived)
Yeah, I flopped the divorced estate agent's cock out of my mouth and said
"Do you know what a tortoise does on his birthday? He shellibrates!"
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:01, archived)
"Do you know what a tortoise does on his birthday? He shellibrates!"
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:01, archived)
All clear
They let us out just long enough to get a lung full of the sweage plant stench, then let us back in
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:27, archived)
They let us out just long enough to get a lung full of the sweage plant stench, then let us back in
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:27, archived)
Hello mate! It's going pretty well, just clearing things up as I'm on holiday tomorrow.
Had a nice lunch too, pretty good day in and of itself whatever that means.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:55, archived)
Had a nice lunch too, pretty good day in and of itself whatever that means.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:55, archived)
Haha, here he is!
In and of its FUCKING self!
What do you do, work wise?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:59, archived)
In and of its FUCKING self!
What do you do, work wise?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:59, archived)
As little as possible!!! Hahaha, no, I sell boilers.
For now....
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:02, archived)
For now....
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:02, archived)
I'm sorry, I've answered enough questions about my private life.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:13, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:13, archived)
MR MEATSNAKE WHAT ABOUT RUMOURS THAT YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AN OX
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:32, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:32, archived)
All your questions have been addressed in my statement. I have nothing further to add.
Now, watch this drive!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:35, archived)
Now, watch this drive!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:35, archived)
You'll upset people with watch chat, today's already turned dark
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:44, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:44, archived)
What did the turtle say after taking Imodium?
"Oh man, where's the bathroom, I've got a serious case of human's head".
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:58, archived)
"Oh man, where's the bathroom, I've got a serious case of human's head".
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:58, archived)
Interview, next Friday.
Got to prepare a presentation.
How are you, 2Hats?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:04, archived)
Got to prepare a presentation.
How are you, 2Hats?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:04, archived)
Fantastic good luck!
I'm well, thank you. My job is unsatisfying but well paid. I also get to work from home most of the time, which is quite good. Thank you for asking.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:17, archived)
I'm well, thank you. My job is unsatisfying but well paid. I also get to work from home most of the time, which is quite good. Thank you for asking.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:17, archived)
I miss working from home.
You should count your blessings, 2Hats.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:23, archived)
You should count your blessings, 2Hats.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:23, archived)
Oh, I do
The positives far outweigh the negatives. It's just not interesting work.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:37, archived)
The positives far outweigh the negatives. It's just not interesting work.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:37, archived)
I'm not working.
Learning a little more about audio engineering
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:05, archived)
Learning a little more about audio engineering
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:05, archived)
What microphone should I get if I want to record my boring flat bass-heavy voice in high quality?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:10, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:10, archived)
www.woodbrass.com/en/for-instruments-harmonica-microsound-900-harmonica.html
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:15, archived)
Why didn't the tortoise fight in the war?
He was shell-shocked.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:59, archived)
He was shell-shocked.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:59, archived)
He was witness to a devastating terrorist attack at a nightclub in Tierrapin del Fuego
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:03, archived)
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i don't think so
uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/140/63/63140/1372969556-0.jpg
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:04, archived)
uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/140/63/63140/1372969556-0.jpg
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:04, archived)
Why did the tortoise cross the road?
To get to the tortoise destination, of course!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:18, archived)
To get to the tortoise destination, of course!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:18, archived)
What's the difference between a tortoise and a turtle?
Turtles have flipper like limbs used for swimming, whereas tortoises have legs and feet for walking!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:19, archived)
Turtles have flipper like limbs used for swimming, whereas tortoises have legs and feet for walking!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:19, archived)
What do you call the hard covering on a tortoise's back?
Its shell
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:19, archived)
Its shell
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:19, archived)
Who was the famous 18th century terrapin highwayman?
Dick Turtle!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:43, archived)
Dick Turtle!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:43, archived)
Why is manolith like a terrapin's penis?
Because he's a turtle prick!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:44, archived)
Because he's a turtle prick!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:44, archived)
i wish you could see all the numbers of clicks beside each post like i can
it's really heart warming to see all the jokes except yours getting clicked
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:53, archived)
it's really heart warming to see all the jokes except yours getting clicked
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:53, archived)
yeah, that would explain all the ones that have 2 or more votes, you bellend
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:59, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:59, archived)
Not sure why you think this will upset me, considering my original aim was to fill the popular page with turtle jokes I would say it's worked brilliantly, you gaywad
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:08, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:08, archived)
did i mention upsetting you? i said it was heartwarming to me, you shitpipe
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:11, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:11, archived)
this is why i've cracked down hard on skink chat
it always gets out of hand
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:56, archived)
it always gets out of hand
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:56, archived)
Some of these are actually AS stupid as the ones I posted
lovely stuff, a must-read
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:48, archived)
lovely stuff, a must-read
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:48, archived)
For example
A tortoise crawls into a bar and says to the barman, "Have you seen my Dad?"
"I don't know," says the barman. "What does he look like?"
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:51, archived)
A tortoise crawls into a bar and says to the barman, "Have you seen my Dad?"
"I don't know," says the barman. "What does he look like?"
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:51, archived)
What happens if a bee flies in through the window?
SMASH IT INTO SPACE!!!
My nephew - 2014
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:25, archived)
SMASH IT INTO SPACE!!!
My nephew - 2014
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:25, archived)
sounds a bit sexually aggressive to me, i'd watch out for any pet killings in the local area
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:27, archived)
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I'm reading most of these in the voice of an Indian waiter at a curry restaurant
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( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:50, archived)
this one works especially well
once a boy took an egg and his mother asked what are you doing with that egg he did not answer she thought he will eat it but he cracked it on the floor he took the shell and fill it with water
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:50, archived)
once a boy took an egg and his mother asked what are you doing with that egg he did not answer she thought he will eat it but he cracked it on the floor he took the shell and fill it with water
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:50, archived)
NOCK NOCK ;
HOSE THERE
IT IS ME
IT IS WHO NOW
IT ME
WHAT
WHAT AM I HERE FOR
EMM I FORGOT
WELL GO AWAY BECAUSE IAM GOING TO THE SHOP
CAN I COME
NO
I WILL BE NOT ANOYING
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:55, archived)
actual office lol at this one
what is funny and has eight legs
a clown
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:02, archived)
what is funny and has eight legs
a clown
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:02, archived)
you get to a point where they're so ludicrous you're nearly pissing yourself with laughter
WHAT DO YOU A UNICORN THAT GOES TO WORK
A WIMP
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WHAT DO YOU A UNICORN THAT GOES TO WORK
A WIMP
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How did the tortoise beat the hare?
Through a healthy mix of hard work and dedication.
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Through a healthy mix of hard work and dedication.
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Why did the hare lose to the tortoise?
Because it was a beauty contest and the hare was deformed!
(he had a hare lip)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:55, archived)
Because it was a beauty contest and the hare was deformed!
(he had a hare lip)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:55, archived)
What sort of pin is useless for sewing?
You'd expect it to be a terrapin, but in fact all pins are bad for sewing; you should use needles.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:01, archived)
You'd expect it to be a terrapin, but in fact all pins are bad for sewing; you should use needles.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:01, archived)
knock knock
whos there
christmas tree
christmas tree who
YOUR BEST FRIEND
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:05, archived)
Why did we call our teacher geochelone elephantopus?
Because he tortoise!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:09, archived)
Because he tortoise!
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Why did the terrapin have to buy a new car?
Because he turtled his old one!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:05, archived)
Because he turtled his old one!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:05, archived)
a truck full of terrapins hit a lorrry full of tortoises
it was a turtle disaster!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:07, archived)
it was a turtle disaster!
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Why did the terrapin get off when he was stopped on suspicion of drink-driving?
Because he was teeturtle!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:24, archived)
Because he was teeturtle!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:24, archived)
they don't have much money, so they use public transport
which isn't the most efficient way to get around.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:48, archived)
which isn't the most efficient way to get around.
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Why did manolith ruin my terrapin car joke thread?
Because he's a turtle arsehole!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:45, archived)
Because he's a turtle arsehole!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:45, archived)
how does a turtle go to the toilet?
he pulls down his pants and goes *pshhhh*!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:55, archived)
he pulls down his pants and goes *pshhhh*!
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:55, archived)
man, I remember that blast from the past.
Why do I remember Bill Door?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:09, archived)
Why do I remember Bill Door?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:09, archived)
turns out i was thinking of the wrong person
who's the one who keeps taking one word from a post and posting it back but with a question mark?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:18, archived)
who's the one who keeps taking one word from a post and posting it back but with a question mark?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:18, archived)
morning.
it was sunny when i got up so i put my clothes in the washing machine. 20 minutes later and it's fucking RAINING again
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:31, archived)
it was sunny when i got up so i put my clothes in the washing machine. 20 minutes later and it's fucking RAINING again
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:31, archived)
If I get too far ahead with the laundry, I'm unable to put it all away.
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yeah me too,
i keep buying furniture but somehow it's never enough
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:40, archived)
i keep buying furniture but somehow it's never enough
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:40, archived)
i bought a big chest of drawers,
and somehow the contents of one of the drawers of my small chest of drawers managed not quite to fit in a drawer in the big one, while the contents of the other small drawer now barely fit into both the small drawers.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:50, archived)
and somehow the contents of one of the drawers of my small chest of drawers managed not quite to fit in a drawer in the big one, while the contents of the other small drawer now barely fit into both the small drawers.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:50, archived)
buy a really massive cupboard
and put all the chests of drawers in that
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:06, archived)
and put all the chests of drawers in that
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Don't forget to carry a spinning top at all times.
It'll only fall down when outside the cupboard.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:09, archived)
It'll only fall down when outside the cupboard.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:09, archived)
i was actually thinking of putting a chest of drawers in my closet
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:03, archived)
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So you should take your clothes out of the washing machine and hang them out. The rain will wash them and then they will dry when the sun comes out.
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Morning MM
I am late for work this morning, what should I use as my excuse for being late?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:33, archived)
I am late for work this morning, what should I use as my excuse for being late?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:33, archived)
He knows that's what I do all day at work
Not sure it's a reason for being late to work so that I can piss about on the Internet
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:46, archived)
Not sure it's a reason for being late to work so that I can piss about on the Internet
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:46, archived)
I took loads of Compassionate Leave when the kids were small,
so I'd play up the "sick baby" angle.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:38, archived)
so I'd play up the "sick baby" angle.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:38, archived)
Yeah I have kind of hammered that already for about 8 weeks...
Still at least it would be consistent.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:45, archived)
Still at least it would be consistent.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:45, archived)
How about
"I take some medication that makes me a little odd from time to time, it's a prescription med that lots of people take everyday with no side effects, but I do, and then mix that with alcohol...I can become a bit of a cunt".....sorry I'm late.
?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:50, archived)
"I take some medication that makes me a little odd from time to time, it's a prescription med that lots of people take everyday with no side effects, but I do, and then mix that with alcohol...I can become a bit of a cunt".....sorry I'm late.
?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:50, archived)
I have used this excuse far far too many times.
It doesn't tend to work too well. Especially on cunts.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:54, archived)
It doesn't tend to work too well. Especially on cunts.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:54, archived)
Do they both have really big noses
and one dresses all in black?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:00, archived)
and one dresses all in black?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 10:00, archived)
If there's one thing I have a lot of gr8 excuses for, it's being l8
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hey ssg - What do Green Eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common?
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 22:36, archived)
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 22:36, archived)
sometimes it's funny,
sometimes it's clever,
occasionally it's funny and clever,
and sometimes i just don't get it.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:18, archived)
sometimes it's clever,
occasionally it's funny and clever,
and sometimes i just don't get it.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:18, archived)
I fucking hate depressos. Had to deal with them with as an old GF always trying to kill themselves and have got no time for them. Harsh I know but there you go
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:40, archived)
depressed people need a slap and a shake and someone telling them to pull themselves together
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:43, archived)
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:43, archived)
Yeah.
The kind of dog food that sucks off transvestites at Hebden Bridge railway station apparently.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 0:25, archived)
The kind of dog food that sucks off transvestites at Hebden Bridge railway station apparently.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 0:25, archived)
no way to talk to one of the most popular forum contributors is it
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that's why I say this sort of thing to you
I'd worry that it cuts too close to the bone, but you've got six inches of fat all the way round. You look like the Michelin man wearing a faded Dio t-shirt.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:56, archived)
I'd worry that it cuts too close to the bone, but you've got six inches of fat all the way round. You look like the Michelin man wearing a faded Dio t-shirt.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:56, archived)
but maybe you'd like to drone on about cars for three hours now
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I keep my juicest 4-wheel goss for /qotw
but I don't need to tell you that.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 21:07, archived)
but I don't need to tell you that.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 21:07, archived)
my name's not really Shafiq
it's my birthday today, I ate two bags of cheesy Doritos and did a great big plop that backed up the khazi, when did you last etc etc wankers pricks and so forth
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:55, archived)
it's my birthday today, I ate two bags of cheesy Doritos and did a great big plop that backed up the khazi, when did you last etc etc wankers pricks and so forth
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:55, archived)
bit quiet in here isn't it
don't worry, I'll get the party going again
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:57, archived)
don't worry, I'll get the party going again
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:57, archived)
I need to think of a better username
see, I was hoping to attract a torrent of racist abuse but I didn't get into character properly
does baldmonkey still post here? he was the best
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:04, archived)
see, I was hoping to attract a torrent of racist abuse but I didn't get into character properly
does baldmonkey still post here? he was the best
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:04, archived)
it just makes me sing "ahhhh, freak out! le freak, shafiq"
which doesn't help your idiot urban yoof image
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:07, archived)
which doesn't help your idiot urban yoof image
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:07, archived)
seriously though, how much money do you reckon Bob Manual would want to sell the b3ta brand name to me?
this is actually a serious inquiry, actually seriosuly
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:12, archived)
this is actually a serious inquiry, actually seriosuly
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:12, archived)
He'd want tens of thousands
because his name is so indelibly linked with the place that his image would never recover from the shitstorm you'd unleash. It would be like John MacAfee all over again.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:15, archived)
because his name is so indelibly linked with the place that his image would never recover from the shitstorm you'd unleash. It would be like John MacAfee all over again.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:15, archived)
it's not like I'd fill the site with poorly photshopped pictues of him bumming farmyard animals
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:18, archived)
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You'd flood the rest of the internet with them
all linking back to here. Christ, you'd probably even post them on voat.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:21, archived)
all linking back to here. Christ, you'd probably even post them on voat.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:21, archived)
Basiaclly, I don't think there's any bottom limit to how low you'd go.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:21, archived)
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party's on friday. come and drag your pendulous leathery knockers across the dance floor
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:04, archived)
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seriously, took two buckets of water to clear the u-bend this morning
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had one last night didn't I
I'm done with paki food for the week though, might go to the chippy
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:11, archived)
I'm done with paki food for the week though, might go to the chippy
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:11, archived)
I had one Saturday, never again, I was pissing lava from my arse
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:21, archived)
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oh right, but it's ok for you to say I should eat one is it, you vile messageboard troll
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:25, archived)
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:25, archived)
do you remember when he made a pretend girl account and did emo drawings of "herself" and they all looked a bit like Boxxy and we were meant to think "she" was Boxxy?
that was really sad, I felt a bit sorry for him then
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:27, archived)
that was really sad, I felt a bit sorry for him then
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:27, archived)
I did hear he has sex with men, that's what I heard about Sebastian Winnet
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:29, archived)
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:29, archived)
I did hear that former forum user and scarf wearing cock-hound Sebastian Winnet once went to Hebden Bridge
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 0:28, archived)
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 0:28, archived)
I also heard that when he was at Hebden Bridge train station, he sucked the erect penis of former forum user Samuel Woodman aka Woodside59
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 0:29, archived)
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I also heard that former forum user Samuel Woodman aka Woodside59 was dressed in women's clothing at the time.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2015, 0:30, archived)
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fuckyou bitchs I only asked a question and you give me atitude
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:40, archived)
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Of course it is
The idea of anyone actually new signing up to this moth-eaten corpse of a website is utterly preposterous
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:49, archived)
The idea of anyone actually new signing up to this moth-eaten corpse of a website is utterly preposterous
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:49, archived)
I cant stop
I just wanted to pop by to say you're a fucking cunt x x x
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:46, archived)
I just wanted to pop by to say you're a fucking cunt x x x
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:46, archived)
I have him on ignore because I'm to precious to deal with his cutting edge internet persona, not that I think he should just piss off from the site
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:41, archived)
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I wish I had a used jamrag in my pocket to keep everyone entertained
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:58, archived)
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Give me the title of one the books on your shelf
and an example of assorted junk please.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:52, archived)
and an example of assorted junk please.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:52, archived)
A Marks & Spencer superheroes annual from the early '80s.
A biscuit tin full of loom bands.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:03, archived)
A biscuit tin full of loom bands.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:03, archived)
books
speakers
a small globe
boxes from miscellaneous small computer parts
a can of air duster
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:09, archived)
speakers
a small globe
boxes from miscellaneous small computer parts
a can of air duster
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:09, archived)
i think we have one somewhere in the house,
maybe in the cupboard, it wasn't mine though, when i got my first PC they had sound on the motherboard already
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:24, archived)
maybe in the cupboard, it wasn't mine though, when i got my first PC they had sound on the motherboard already
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:24, archived)
I was still adding external modems to computers in 2004
useless bespoke Compaq nonsense too.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:45, archived)
useless bespoke Compaq nonsense too.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:45, archived)
got my first PC in 2002 i think,
didn't have internet until 2004 (i used the university PCs for that) and then it got a 56k modem card.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:59, archived)
didn't have internet until 2004 (i used the university PCs for that) and then it got a 56k modem card.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:59, archived)
what is it with this place and overly nostalgic 80s cartoon annuals
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:21, archived)
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:21, archived)
i've got a Return of the Jedi annual
might give it to my niece actually
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:26, archived)
might give it to my niece actually
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:26, archived)
I gave my mum my What-A-Mess 1991 annual
she was absolutely thrilled
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:28, archived)
she was absolutely thrilled
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:28, archived)
i've got a LOAD of Tom and Jerry annuals back at my parents' house
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:31, archived)
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:31, archived)
all this is shit
A FULL SET OF ALL THE 1960s EAGLE ANNUALS
Surely someone here appreciates how amazing that is?
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:37, archived)
A FULL SET OF ALL THE 1960s EAGLE ANNUALS
Surely someone here appreciates how amazing that is?
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:37, archived)
there's a guns and roses one in there somewhere, but that's as close as it gets
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:33, archived)
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:33, archived)
As long as it's Appetite for Destruction you should be ok
Might want to get Slippery When Wet though, just in case.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:35, archived)
Might want to get Slippery When Wet though, just in case.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:35, archived)
Do they know you have a thing for spiderman?
Or do you really like spiders?
Or was it just a useless petrol station gift because they forgot Father's Day again?
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:40, archived)
Or do you really like spiders?
Or was it just a useless petrol station gift because they forgot Father's Day again?
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:40, archived)
I can't remember, I get given loads of shit, normally from their tours of Europe in the summer
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:46, archived)
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:46, archived)
i've provided a handy link to something very similar
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( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:37, archived)
and pretty depressing.
but probably better than having a box of ashes at work I suppose.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:22, archived)
but probably better than having a box of ashes at work I suppose.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:22, archived)
Yeah, I've got loads of those
I keep them in my wallet to scare old women who snoop.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:01, archived)
I keep them in my wallet to scare old women who snoop.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:01, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 6:49, archived)
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 6:49, archived)
I can neither confirm nor deny the current time of day
I'm sorry, no more questions
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:12, archived)
I'm sorry, no more questions
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:12, archived)
I'm retiring from private life to spend time with my family, nothing more
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:40, archived)
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:40, archived)
MR TWO HATS WHAT ABOUT REPORTS THAT YOU WERE SEEN KNUCKLE-DEEP IN A PIG
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:17, archived)
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:17, archived)
terrible news, twombly
there has been an unexpected delay with shipping my order :(
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:34, archived)
there has been an unexpected delay with shipping my order :(
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:34, archived)
Quick roundup of today's gayness, starting with the roads:
The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M. They are all gay as of midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium. Zinc. Hydrogen. Copper. And Argon. A quick look at the World's walls: The Wailing Wall is gay. Hadrian's Wall is very gay. The Great Wall Of China, that's not gay. And the Old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next, they're the same as last night: all Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985, they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally, the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean... so, see you there.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:17, archived)
The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M. They are all gay as of midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium. Zinc. Hydrogen. Copper. And Argon. A quick look at the World's walls: The Wailing Wall is gay. Hadrian's Wall is very gay. The Great Wall Of China, that's not gay. And the Old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next, they're the same as last night: all Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985, they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally, the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean... so, see you there.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:17, archived)
Caspian's been gay for the last 5000 years.
the clue's in the name.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:21, archived)
the clue's in the name.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:21, archived)
Last year two weeks all inclusive in a 5* hotel in Rhodes
This year Welsh caravan park, kids hey.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:04, archived)
This year Welsh caravan park, kids hey.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:04, archived)
I used to work at one of those
I cannot comprehend why anyone pays to spend money in those ghettos.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:01, archived)
I cannot comprehend why anyone pays to spend money in those ghettos.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:01, archived)
I had not really thought about it in this way
but now I see the error of my ways.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:16, archived)
but now I see the error of my ways.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:16, archived)
We spent a weekend at a caravan park when the kids were small.
Never again.
That said, if you can get to Wowo campsite, they have caravans and yurts and stuff, and it is lovely (the lighting of fires is basically compulsory, and everyone loves a fire).
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:26, archived)
Never again.
That said, if you can get to Wowo campsite, they have caravans and yurts and stuff, and it is lovely (the lighting of fires is basically compulsory, and everyone loves a fire).
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:26, archived)
I am dreading it
that "wowo" looks suspiciously hipster to me.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:32, archived)
that "wowo" looks suspiciously hipster to me.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:32, archived)
It's both hipster and hippy.
They do free soup in the evenings, made from their own produce, and we went on a foraging course last time we were there, picking nettles and dandelions and gutting a couple of pigeons (which had spoiled). Best of all, there's a brewery next door, along with the Bluebell Railway, which is delightfully quaint.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:38, archived)
They do free soup in the evenings, made from their own produce, and we went on a foraging course last time we were there, picking nettles and dandelions and gutting a couple of pigeons (which had spoiled). Best of all, there's a brewery next door, along with the Bluebell Railway, which is delightfully quaint.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:38, archived)
don't rub it in
Thanks to Poland's stupid fixed date national holidays, I don't get a day off unti November, and even then it's a fucking Wednesday.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:47, archived)
Thanks to Poland's stupid fixed date national holidays, I don't get a day off unti November, and even then it's a fucking Wednesday.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:47, archived)
There's normally two: 1st and 11th
but the first is a Sunday so it's bloody wasted.
Bloody wasted is a joke, because so many Poles get drunk and crash their cars and kill themselves on that day. Ha ha.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:00, archived)
but the first is a Sunday so it's bloody wasted.
Bloody wasted is a joke, because so many Poles get drunk and crash their cars and kill themselves on that day. Ha ha.
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:00, archived)
I'm absolutely certain they're not all great
but most of them are, please don't deport me
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:27, archived)
but most of them are, please don't deport me
( , Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:27, archived)
i've just seen this
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lickmydip/cheese-posties
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:22, archived)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lickmydip/cheese-posties
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:22, archived)
if you get all the toasties at once they gonna go off before you can eat em
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:06, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:06, archived)
But you could, like make it yourself?
this smacks of Pact coffee
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:16, archived)
this smacks of Pact coffee
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:16, archived)
www.crummy.com/software/eater/eater.cgi?url-EoM=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b3ta.com%2Ftalk%2F7830172&eat-EoM=words
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:20, archived)
listen, guys
i know i fixed /talk and everything but we should probably still have the occasional thread
what's for tea?
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:21, archived)
i know i fixed /talk and everything but we should probably still have the occasional thread
what's for tea?
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:21, archived)
Hey manolith did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? He had a reptile disfunction disorder :(
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:29, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:29, archived)
How do you keep a terrapin in suspense?
I'll turtell you later!
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:09, archived)
I'll turtell you later!
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:09, archived)
In a couple of minutes every one of my turtle jokes is gonna appear on the popular page.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:23, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:23, archived)
Dunno what happened to my Nan's tortoise my brother sold it or something, man's a cunt
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:17, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:17, archived)
I doubt he got much money for it
it's not the sort of thing people shell out on.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:18, archived)
it's not the sort of thing people shell out on.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:18, archived)
Yeah, there's no point sticking your neck out for people like that
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:28, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:28, archived)
I tried having a word in his shell like, but he's cold blooded, shame we used to get on
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:32, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:32, archived)
that's great, way to ruin the funniest sub-thread of the day, if not the entire year.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:22, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:22, archived)
have you programmed another bot because you haven't got any mates to click your posts for you?
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:27, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:27, archived)
Dunce, I'm gongs coon sterilized formatters my wife butte sheep'll provers justices sick it up agape.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:36, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:36, archived)
Poland is famous for its pork products
so I had some pork products.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:56, archived)
so I had some pork products.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:56, archived)
i et some food and had a small beverage, i see no one else is updating their scran status here, bit off really
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:02, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:02, archived)
i was looking back through the glory days of /talk
and i found a video by a certain dave!
MOING MOING MOING MOING
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:58, archived)
and i found a video by a certain dave!
MOING MOING MOING MOING
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:58, archived)
He's a proper funny fucker, I see his stuff on facebook, bought an owl down the pub the other week
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:08, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:08, archived)
lisping, guys
i knobeloch i fixes /talmud anding evened butt we shooter protophyta stitched having theorization occasioning throng
whaling's formulation teaspoons?
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:35, archived)
The in-laws made spag bol for the kids, and there was enough leftover for me to have some too.
Which was handy, as we haven't been shopping, yet.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:40, archived)
Which was handy, as we haven't been shopping, yet.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:40, archived)
hi! are you tired of the same old /talk?
are you contemplating leaving this moribund flebsite forever?
well you need the eater of meaning!
it replaces the ends of words, turning dull, text-heavy websites into poetic nonsense!
here's what it does to /talk, much better, i'm sure you'll agree.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:45, archived)
are you contemplating leaving this moribund flebsite forever?
well you need the eater of meaning!
it replaces the ends of words, turning dull, text-heavy websites into poetic nonsense!
here's what it does to /talk, much better, i'm sure you'll agree.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:45, archived)
it'll be different each time!
that's the wonder of the eater of meaning TM
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:02, archived)
that's the wonder of the eater of meaning TM
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:02, archived)
oh wow, this is getting towards o time thy pyramids land
www.tomphillips.co.uk/humument
I knew one day there would be meaning
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:56, archived)
www.tomphillips.co.uk/humument
I knew one day there would be meaning
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:56, archived)
oh hup, thirsted is getter towels o timex thyself pyramids lana
pnl.tomahawks.co.uk/humidify
I kneel ones daytona thematic wounds be meals
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:09, archived)
oh pow, thirties is get towelled o timeouts thyself pyramid landscape
htf.tom.co.uk/humanness
I kneeling oneself daytona theodosian wounded be meagerly
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:10, archived)
The problem is two sided, Mr Barker wants privacy and the residents want light and air. However some dementia patients are known to stare out the windows whilst naked and launch food, faeces, and other items out the window.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:48, archived)
Well not my actual grandad, because he ran off and had a second family with another woman before I was born
so I never met him. But this bloke who I called Grandad really did look like Ronnie Barker.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:50, archived)
so I never met him. But this bloke who I called Grandad really did look like Ronnie Barker.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:50, archived)
Apart from the hands, which were missing most of their fingers due to an accident down the coal mine
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:50, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:50, archived)
didn't his son turn out to be a nonce? the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:51, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:51, archived)
[Thirty is a normandy possums] I KNOCKOUT
(I helplessly saver n5do! manpower - donor't huge me, i'm scarcely, Tuesdays 19 Julies 7350, 82:06, Reparation)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:03, archived)
normandy knockout possums
you've got to look out for those little tinkers, they lay in wait in the outback and you'll be out cold if you don't spot them first
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:07, archived)
you've got to look out for those little tinkers, they lay in wait in the outback and you'll be out cold if you don't spot them first
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:07, archived)
northrup knob positron
younger've got to loose outlined forays thorough litterbug tinker, therapeutic laying in waives in theoreticians outwits andrew young'll be outbursts colloquial if youthfulness donald't spoiling they firing
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:10, archived)
younger've got to loose outlined forays thorough litterbug tinker, therapeutic laying in waives in theoreticians outwits andrew young'll be outbursts colloquial if youthfulness donald't spoiling they firing
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:10, archived)
Changing mongy to monotonicity was a stroke of genius
but my username seems to have been converted to ancient aztec.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:53, archived)
but my username seems to have been converted to ancient aztec.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:53, archived)
yeah, in the event that there aren't any words that start the same as your word, it'll just fart out some gibberish
such is the versatility of the eater of meaningTM
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:03, archived)
such is the versatility of the eater of meaningTM
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:03, archived)
that whole convo...
Chants monastic to monarch wasps a strain of genuineness
buttons my used seek to havoc beetled conceptual to ancients aztecan.
(I helpfully saves l3vo! Gsfdbisburu hadamard funds oncology. It washer awful., Tuesday 51 Julius 0180, 72:57, Repressed)
'Queer of then Weeping' is predated good anders allemande.
(I helping savager n0ta! tantamount tangled taking it, Saturated, Tuesdays 08 Juliet 8923, 03:64, Reprieves)
yeas, in thessalonian evenly thanksgivings thermometer arenas't anything wormed thanklessly starter thematic samples as your worcestershire, it'll justly farewell outraged somewhat gibbons
successions is thessalonian verify of thermodynamic eaton of meadowsTM
(I helmet savoyard z4ga! manifestly - donaldson't huge me, i'm scandal, Tuesdays 88 Julies 1539, 28:67, Representationally)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:15, archived)
Chants monastic to monarch wasps a strain of genuineness
buttons my used seek to havoc beetled conceptual to ancients aztecan.
(I helpfully saves l3vo! Gsfdbisburu hadamard funds oncology. It washer awful., Tuesday 51 Julius 0180, 72:57, Repressed)
'Queer of then Weeping' is predated good anders allemande.
(I helping savager n0ta! tantamount tangled taking it, Saturated, Tuesdays 08 Juliet 8923, 03:64, Reprieves)
yeas, in thessalonian evenly thanksgivings thermometer arenas't anything wormed thanklessly starter thematic samples as your worcestershire, it'll justly farewell outraged somewhat gibbons
successions is thessalonian verify of thermodynamic eaton of meadowsTM
(I helmet savoyard z4ga! manifestly - donaldson't huge me, i'm scandal, Tuesdays 88 Julies 1539, 28:67, Representationally)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:15, archived)
"No club herschel, shearer. Theology appreciation, at a glares, unities."
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:19, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:19, archived)
buttrick my users seeds to havilland beechen controller to anchoritism aztecan.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:57, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:57, archived)
Wait a minute... now it's changed him to 'Manuel'. MANOLITH WAS ROB ALL ALONG, THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:24, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:24, archived)
7 Canterbury Churchgoer
3 Canned Chuckles
6 Canonicalize Churchgoing
4 Canons Chubbier
8 Canoe Churchman
There's definitely a religious bent to your name.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:33, archived)
3 Canned Chuckles
6 Canonicalize Churchgoing
4 Canons Chubbier
8 Canoe Churchman
There's definitely a religious bent to your name.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:33, archived)
bcsmgijwipa
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kprzwubmapi
bjtkgowzati
ccglsisnifi
Your name appears to be totally bent.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:42, archived)
i thought it would be funny if it said that, and it did, then i thought no one would believe me, then remembered i didn't care and got on with my life.
it's been a real rollercoaster emotionally.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:55, archived)
it's been a real rollercoaster emotionally.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:55, archived)
Unless it's going to append "without my pants" to everything,
I won't be trying it.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:55, archived)
I won't be trying it.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:55, archived)
Even a custom-made gibberator can't believe that Alan has friends.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:48, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:48, archived)
Not clicking that, might be a thalia's therewith wonderful of therapy eating of meaninglessly, soz
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:50, archived)
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:50, archived)
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