bored of that nowdo you think they'll ever manage to cure gay?
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dunno,seems like they can't even cure you yet
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 22:45,
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alright MGT, shouldn't you be massaging saddle soap into your pendulous leathery teats now?(, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 22:50, archived)
i am doing it now,are you putting on your cloak and wizard's hat?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 22:54,
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I'm thinking of ordering a fucking huge kebab right nowthing is there a minimum £10 order and I don't really want chips
might have to walk to the chinky
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get a pizza,they are also good for breakfast
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 22:58,
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yeah, less chance of a muslamic sticking his dirty bacteria fingers in it too(, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 22:59, archived)
some of these muslims are very clean you know,Allah commands it
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 23:04,
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fine then, why don't you go and have sex with them and spend the rest of your fertile life spitting out coffeee-coloured little imps(, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 23:11, archived)
alright then i will,but don't come crawling back to me if no-one else understands your cloak and wizard's hat
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 23:17,
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wevs(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 22:40,
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fuck off, spanishflyClicking this.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 17:26,
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mr.h(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 17:34,
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I'm not clicking thisbecause I don't want to push all the tortoise jokes off the populol page
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 18:02,
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what did the tortoise say to Spanishfly?"Fuck off, Spanishfly"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 18:16,
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I clicked "I like this" because I liked it. Is that what I was supposed to do?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 18:10,
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Fuck off, Spanishfly(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 18:11,
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I am at a musical, Avenue Q. It is terrible :(I would love to go into detail about how awful it is but I only have 4% battery left.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 21:06,
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i.ytimg.com/vi/KGzeC9IaGLc/hqdefault.jpg
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 21:11,
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What sort of wanker goes to see musicals?What sort of wanker uses his mobile phone inside a theatre?
What sort of wanker goes on the internet to chat to a load of people he's never met on a half-dead moribund forum instead of spending a romantic evening with his wife, one of his last before the inevitable birth of his child and end of his romantic life for the next half-decade?
2 Can, you're a monumental prick, and you'll only find out when you get home and plug your phone in. You. are. such. a. wanker.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 21:16,
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I clicked I like this And it doesn't say "fuck off" anywhere.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 21:37,
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I went because my wife had booked tickets ages ago and needed me there to hold her sick bowl.I was using my phone during the interval, as was every other prick in there.
There ain't a lot of romance going on at the moment on account of all the vomiting.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 23:29,
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A guy I work with went to see this He said it was fantastic. But he isn't right in the head.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 21:36,
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some kid burnt his neck(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 22:08,
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bored of that nowimagine Angela Merkel in the nuddy yeahhh you like that don't you
I fucking hate yappy dogs today, what do you fucking hate yappy dogs today, as if I give a shit, wankers
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Alright Frank (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 15:53,
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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I just hate dogs in general.I would have them all wiped from the face of the earth tomorrow if this were possible. And their owners.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 15:54,
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Clicking this(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 16:06,
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clicking this(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 16:11,
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Which one of you cunts has only got one bollock?/ac
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 8:39,
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pretty sure cunts don't have bollocks(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 10:08,
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zzzzzzzzzzzing!(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 11:52,
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pushing that prick down the board(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 0:02,
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Alright you prick I have a bad back right now so have to stick my stomach out when I walk. What's your back problem like?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 0:14,
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^Fatty McFat-Fat not fooling anyone^(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 0:18,
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Hey not trying to fool anyone. My missus said and I quote"You walk like a fat bastard now" I said I know but it could be worse I could be a fatty Mcfatty on a text based forum called Mr Tea.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 0:32,
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She was having none of it by the way (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 0:33,
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It really hurts though(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 0:36,
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so yeah, this bloke was my shrink in 2008www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/didsbury-psychiatrist-paul-strickland-bit-6646229
has your psychiatrist ever bitten anyone?
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alright birds eyehe looks like the outcome of an unholy alliance between Alan Carr and Bogus Official
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 21:12,
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he looks like a mad gerbil man(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 21:22,
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taking this to mean you want to put him in a condom and push him up your bottom(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 21:31, archived)
not something that occurred to me tbh(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 21:48,
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alright janet(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 21:50,
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well well, who would have guessed you'd have had long term psychiatric support for borderline personality disorder(
vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 23:23,
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And Social Justice Warrior mongychops leaps into action!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 23:59,
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^Happy Shopper Hannibal Lecter(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 23:34,
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Alright Frank (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 23:58,
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Lol, you really are the biggest fucking beaker this board has ever seen.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 0:00,
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It's fucking pissing down here, lightning the lot, wankers (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 19:59,
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I'm thinking about putting the heating onthis isn't right
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 20:01,
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Dancing in the club bumper to bumper, hold on a minute where's me jumper (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 20:13,
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discoMy brother knows karl marx
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 20:17,
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Probably, Im recunting from old morieres, that's a word now (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 20:19,
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Remember that bit at the start of Sexy Beast where he's in the pool?Yeah, it's like that here.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 20:12,
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No it's fucking 'orribleI did not sign up for this shit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 20:26,
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eastern bloc should be grey and grim, i'd demand a refund(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 20:41,
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I turned the air conditioning off a while ago, can't stand the fucking noise, but I'm going to have to turn it on again soon, cunts(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 20:54,
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Please be very quiet as if you were dead.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:32,
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 16:17,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 17:04,
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Thanks to Operation Stack it's going to take me over an hour for a 10 minute driveKent is not fun at the moment...
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Lady_Cakes, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 16:07,
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takes me 10 minutes to get home, assuming really bad traffic.(
MONO!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 16:18,
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it's like you have an ambition to be a lolwacky prick but lack the required amount of charm and originality(
Zuowan, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 18:20,
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good ideasee you monday
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:47,
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Have a good weekend!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:48,
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I don't care if Monday's blue(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:50,
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Tuesday's gay and Wednesday too(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:50,
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Thursday has the stench of poo(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:50,
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I dunno Robert, I think this song could use a little work(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:55,
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Yeah, my dad's dead, thanks Frank(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:56,
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would you have shit down his leg?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:57,
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well no, that's not my thing but whatever floats your boat you fucking sick weirdo(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:58, archived)
The name Friday comes from the Old English Fredæ, meaning the "day of Frige", a result of an old convention associating the Old English goddess Frigg with the Roman goddess Venus, with whom the day is associated in many different cultures. The same holds for Friatag in Old High German, Freitag in Modern German and vrijdag in Dutch.
The expected cognate name in Old Norse would be friggjar-dagr. However, the name of Friday in Old Norse is frjá-dagr instead, indicating a loan of the week-day names from Low German. The modern Scandinavian form is Fredag in Swedish, Norwegian and Danish, meaning Freyja's day.
In some cultures, Friday is considered unlucky. This is particularly so in maritime circles; perhaps the most enduring sailing superstition is that it is unlucky to begin a voyage on a Friday.
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:53,
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Yeah rightAnd is there anyone still alive that can prove it? No. I call bollocks.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:55,
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the name monday comes from the old english bollnday, meaning the day of bolln, or the god bolljks in old norse, bringer of soreness to the sensitive fleshy parts of mortals. as a result, in some cultures, mondays are considered to be a pain and it is considered unlucky to begin any undertaking whatsoever on a monday.
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:01,
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Thermosphere name Frisky command frocks thereabouts Olden Engaged Freshmenæ, meaningfulness therein "daytime of Frisks", a resignation of an old conrail assembler theodosius Oldenburg English godly Frisbee withdrawn them Romania godfrey Venomous, within whorl theater day is assess in manitowoc differently cull. Theorist samplings holyoke formatters Friendliness in Oldsmobile High Germ, Fret in Modernizing Gerard andersen ntulher in Dutifully.
Theorem exploratory cogitate nameless in Oldy Northerly would be fright-dagger. Howe, thereon named of Frisk in Oldness Norma is bgpá-dagger instantiations, indignity a loan of thermosphere weeps-daytona namely frontiersmen Lowness Germs. Theresa modularity Scalings form is Fretfully in Sweeneys, Norman andalusia Danzig, measurably Frequenting's daydreaming.
In sommelier cultural, Frick is congregating unlikeness. Thirst is parakeet so in marveled circumpolar; personalizes the mossy endeavoring sailorly supplied is thailand it is unlikeness to beggar a voyagers on a Frightfully.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:01,
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Never go past a toilet without trying to squeeze a weethat's my advice
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:56,
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well you can meet gay men anywhere these days can't you hahaha(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:01,
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Tuesday, Wednesday stink of farts(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:56,
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Thursday gets drunk and plays darts(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:56,
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You're almost there...try one more rewrite(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:56,
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yeah, Thursday plays darts on Tuesday(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:04,
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Sunday, stay home, masturbate.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:58,
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but Friday's like a good old mate(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:59,
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friday questionwould you shoot a starving ethiopian in the face for a million quid?
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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:58,
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No I would not pay nearly that much hahahahaha(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:00,
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no, who would?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:02,
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click click click click clickclick himself under
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:12,
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frankly the kind of kid who would burn another kid's neck(
vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:06,
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I don't care if Monday's black(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:00,
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as long as it doesn't buy the house next door(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:00,
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Ok, shut it down(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:02,
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Fuck 'em, they don't deserve "Friday; it's alright".(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:25,
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haha only until midnight! hahah/ac
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:59,
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bored of that nowWho's running the sweepstake on when Bob Manual will pull the plug on b3ta? I mean, it obviously hasn't got another year.
Maybe the calendar could be repurposed, post a date when you think b3ta will finally die on its arse.
Pricks, wankers, etc.
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what do you expect then?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:08,
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b3ta's already dead, frankthis is all in your mind, you've been in a coma for several years, please wake up
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:04,
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What are you going to do if the place ever does shut down?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:05,
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAI just read something really funny
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MONO!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:29,
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this thread's not very good, I think I'll stay in the other one if that's ok with youmight nip back later, see if this one picks up a bit
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He's trying to make a joke about office lifebut it's fallen flat, because Frank's never had a job.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:40,
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yeahbit cooler today. The weather, not me. I couldn't possible be any cooler.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:38,
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I'm coolgot my fan on
I'm still learning stuff instead of bothering with working.
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MONO!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:39,
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Good, it's important to expand your horizonsHere you go, I'll teach you something. Mrs Hats was given a bag of Kinder choco-bons. They're are bloody lovely.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:41,
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I left the window open, might want to give it five minutes, that was a good one(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:04, archived)
you can take me off ignorei don't care that you're here
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:12,
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manolith is flirting with you(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:12,
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manolith is farting at you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:13,
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we had a discussion last night about how shit you are at programming(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:24, archived)
hahahaMan, imagine coming across that!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:36,
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k, reporting this to the mods(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:44,
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+balls
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:21,
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in the sense of a couple of darkies inserting their penises into your mouth and anus simultaneously(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:31, archived)
well I think you've got us all beaten flat there with your powers of imagination(
vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:33,
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pace yourself it's only 12.37, you'll run out of imagination before mid-afternoon at this rate(
vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:37,
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manolith wants you to shut up you fucking black cunt (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:16,
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bloody hell waffles, now you've got mongy flirting with you too(
vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:21,
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5/7 for mewww.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-33629011
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:51,
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3but to be honest, I guessed them all,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:54,
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i knew the scrabble one and the deep fried mars bar oneother than that, all guesses for me too
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:56,
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oknow what?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:52,
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Same herebit gutted I didn't get the last one right
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:59,
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i got 4 and knew the scrabble and shark ones. the rest were all guesses(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:54,
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just imagine a deep fried shark landing without warning on a scrabble board(
vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:59,
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Christ, do ANY of us keep up with the news these days?Or is it just 'ducks this' and 'wanker that'?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:12,
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Ha! That takes me back.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:13,
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lolOver the last few days I've learned a lot about Polish radio from you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:18,
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it's more telling, and more tragic,that the lyrics I quote are from childhood memory rather than anything I've listened to this millennium.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:33,
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so you don't know who won between blur and oasis?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:35,
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Like all wars, there were no winners after that one :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:39,
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it's all about taylor swift and nikki mingehard nowand taylor is not even a proper name
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mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:42,
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Pulp won that onedefinitively
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:45,
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what the bloody hell happened to the popular pageI love it
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:33,
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How does a turtle get his adrenaline fix?He goes cowabungee-jumping
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:50,
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what's a tortoise's favourite kind of civil wrong in common law jurisdictions?a tort!!
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:54,
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I can beat thatI got 3/7
anyway how did I know instinctively that nigel richards scrabble champion would look like this
www.dontpaniconline.com/media/magazine/body/2011-11-13/images/ScrabblePortraits2.jpg
\o/
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:37,
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oh god I love the eater of meaningjust now it turned the talk link to "talkative boatmen"
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:40,
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what the hell are you on about?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:41,
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oh don't make them start copying and pasting that fucking gibberish again (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:43,
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oh donaldson't makers theorized stabilizes coped andy passing thai fuchs gibson agape(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:45,
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thai fuchs gibson agape?I think I've seen that clip, now you mention it...
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:46,
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Oh hang on, it says "gibson". I read it as "gibbon", which is better.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:58,
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Oh handbags on, it saying "gibbons". I reads it as "gibby", whitcomb is betwixt(
vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:00,
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whitcomb IS betwixti've always thought so
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:06,
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fascinating(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:52,
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I am actually almost a bit ashamed of, and puzzled by, how happy it makes me(
vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:55,
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MOING MOING MOINGwww.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuuXbPLtHU&feature=youtu.be
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mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:44,
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a proper morning with a capital M, no lesswhat an honour
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:11,
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in my head, that 'what an honour ' sounded like zoidbergwould you describe yourself as an alien lobsterman at all?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:21,
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WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:24,
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you work on a loom?what century do you live in
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:38,
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fucking huguenots coming over here taking our weaving jobs(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:39,
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He's got a foal, so true, believe it. (
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:37,
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whatever happened to pretty much everyone?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:50,
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i've been looking back through some old threads and fucking hell, this place used to really make me laugh(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:48,
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yeah, I go back through old threads occasionally toowww.b3ta.com/search/posts/35579/best
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:50,
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well, that's a bad examplebut i can improve it
shazam
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:54,
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I put some of my best stories intowatson-pi-demo.mybluemix.net/ to get a personality profile.
I might try it with the crummified version.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:56,
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Stop living in the past, manolith.Contemporise!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:50,
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relivin the past? your lossrockstar bitch call me elvis, m.o.b call me selfish
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mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:54,
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there's no point doing a half-arsed job of it, is there.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:42,
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dunno why everyone thought he was a prick(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:50,
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hello MONOI have caught a cold. My wife is to blame.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:12,
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My missus has a cold too...The plot thickens
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:19,
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why does Frank think you're so shit at coding?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:21,
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Does he?I mean, he has a point. I have no idea about coding.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:21,
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In the meantime, let's all enjoy this joyless /links hipster for the wanker he isjelly.b3ta.com/links/1324544
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:22,
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I don't have a problem with mindless Hollywood blockbusters, although most are shitbut I haven't seen a genuinely funny film in a very long time. Modern comedy is moronic nonsense.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:26,
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I quite agreeI just don't understand why people (like Mokum) get so upset about it. Don't like it? Don't watch it. Very simple. Trying to insult people who do like those sort of movies is just pointless. They don't care that you don't like them.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:30,
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Adam Sandler is a raging success.I think we should all be a little bit upset by that. I've been a talentless, unfunny prick for my entire life, and Sony have never offered me a multi-film contract.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:37,
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he's one of the worst things to happen to comedy(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:30,
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Just imagine a world in which no one knows who Kevin James is.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:13,
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yeah, it's that good i'm gonna buy it on blue-ray monday when it comes out (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:39,
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aww i was thought you were going to mentor me in my dream of becoming an IT person(
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:26,
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If you wear a black vest with white adidas stripes on the shouldersshould you shave your armpits or not?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:27,
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it's alright, this was worn to the officeso it must be smart-casual.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:37,
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Is your office on a basketball court?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:42,
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that office has one developer who meets every single possible IT bloke stereotypeand yesterday, to complement his neck beard, greasy unwashed mullet and NHS glasses, he came in wearing the aforementioned vest. So if mongy wants to be in IT he really needs to know whether, in this situation, he should or shouldn't trim his armpit hair.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:47,
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i'm not sure i want to be a developer, i thought i could just wear a dangermouse t-shirt and hang around the server room drinking bubble tea (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:50,
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our bloke who does that gets all his clothing from the army surplus storeand he has hair to his nipples and smokes like a chimney.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:55,
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yeah i can do that, my fishing gear is like green army stuff, i love a smoke, the hair i will have to grow (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:58,
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You're inhave you got your own crimping tool for Cat5e cables?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:02,
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I think I have, and a tester, stole them from somewhere (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:10,
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you are well in there my son(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:12,
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It's ok, you have to actually know things to be an IT personyou just need to act like you do, and mutter under your breath when people ask you for help
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:29,
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thank god for that i've already ordered a dangermouse t-shirt (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:30,
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you're already halfway there(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:35,
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WOAH-OH LIVING ON A PRAYER-ER(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:37,
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I can take a break now that I've hit paydirt.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:42,
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All the IT jobs I ever applied for wanted experience of working in IT.This seemed inherently unfair.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:39,
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i no of da upload codz and can normally find niche porn when required (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:47,
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Do you have any experience of Back Office?Person who asked me this made it sound like Back Office was a super secret, corporate version of Excel. University dropout me was utterly flummoxed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:56,
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If I'd known that,I'd have raised one eyebrow and offered to show her my Corporate Troubleshooter. By which I mean my penis.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:00,
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Oh, I think he's commenting on the fact that I didn't know what a 'nested if' function wasand in many ways, I still don't
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:28,
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function Go_to_shops();
{
if shop has milk {
if milk is semi-skimmed {
buy two pints
}
else {
go to different shop
}
}
}
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:35,
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I can already hear the pedants' teeth gratingat the lack of kerning
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:36,
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check the timestamp grandadTWO MINUTES BEFORE.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:00,
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Good morning, I hope you have a turtley fantastic day!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:54,
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there's a lot you don't know about me(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:02,
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What's a terrapin's favourite Saved By The Bell character?Lisa Turtle
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:03,
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What do turtles eat for dinner?I wouldn't imagine they really have a set dinner like we do, I guess they just graze throughout the day on whatever takes their fancy.
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MONO!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:10,
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Who does a turtle talk to about his problems?A terrapist
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:12,
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What did the turtle say to the terrapin?Nothing in a language that we understand.
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MONO!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:29,
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What do you call a group of turtles?A group of turtles.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:34,
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What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?Tortoises and turtles are both reptiles from the order of Testudines, but in different classification families. The major difference between the two is that tortoises dwell on land, while turtles live in the water some or nearly all of the time.
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MONO!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:39,
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Why do tortoises have shells?to protect them from predators
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:48,
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What does a tortoise varnish his furniture with?Shellac!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:48,
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how do tortoises have sex?very slowly
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:45,
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Who is the best teenage mutant ninja turtle?Donatello!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:25,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HZ5V9rT96M
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:49,
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bored of that nowGrrrMachine just sent me an obscene GAZ, when did you last phone the police?
pricks
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went to hand a found wallet into the police station,but it was shut, this was middle of the day on a weekday
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:20,
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Putin! Putin! Putin! Putin!(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:24,
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if Vladimir Putin jumped out of a plane he'd be Vladimir Parachutin(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:25, archived)
If he was fried and coated in cheese and gravyHe'd be Vladimir Poutine
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:27,
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if he was a traditional Irish distilled beverage,he'd be Vladimir Poitín
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:29,
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didn't you make a picture of putin for board one time?are you gay for putin or something?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:31,
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never seen it,but it certainly wouldn't make very exciting television anyway
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:25,
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dunno then,maybe i have, haven't watched any telly for about 3 years though, no tell a lie i was at a friend's house a few weeks ago and they had some Wimbledon on.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:27,
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well i stopped caring an hour ago(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:31,
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THE TARGET VEHICLE NOTICES THE STOP STICK AND BOOTS IT IN THE OTHER DIRECTION(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:49, archived)
last week, car crash outside work(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:24,
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Typical fuzzy-wuzzy grass snark cunt(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:25,
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She was only a policemans daughterbut she liked a big hairy cock up her twat
alright Birds Eye potato waffles are waffly versatile CUCKOO
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broadsword w⚓, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:33,
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alright gigglesthis place was dead on its arse when you stopped posting
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broadsword w⚓, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:50,
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it won't last, that manolith dullard doesn't like me posting here(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:54, archived)
Unfortunate name submissionsytysl.en.made-in-china.com/product/bvIQspmDJuWA/China-LDPE-Building-Film-Poly-Film.html
Please send your inquiry directly to this supplier.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:01, archived)
you're asking me? I've only been here 24 hours, I don't know how this place works(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:08, archived)
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