Too many morning threads.What are you maniacs playing at?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:24,
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BOY GEORGE JOKES, THAT'S WHATwww.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/boygeorgejokes.html
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:25,
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How do you know your a homosexual? When you make Boy George look straight
WHEN YOU MAKE BOY GEORGE LOOK STRAIGHT
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:27,
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Mind you, there's not much in iti.imgur.com/WE8RLyv.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:30,
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fucking hellany excuse to post that picture, eh?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:39,
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It's the best picture of me that I have(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:39,
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You do have lovely green eyes(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:54,
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Right, I tried to click on Dirty Jokesand for some reason THOSE ones are blocked. Horrible references to child rape, racism and homophobia are fine, apparently
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:41,
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Straight people make Boy George look round corners.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:30,
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Everything on that site is objectively awful.Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: Because his wife died!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:31,
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hahahaWell I think we need to thank 2Can for turning our attention to this. I shall be keeping this on the back burner and revealing a random joke every once in a while.
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Q: If Eminem is the King of Rap, what is Justin Timberlake? A: The Queen of Crap!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:34,
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I don't know, 2Hats.I'm still waiting for you to make good on your promise of Timmy Mallet tweets.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:34,
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What does Elton John get for Christmas? Erection Sets.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:35,
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Hilarious!Q: What's a blondes favorite drink?
A: A penis colada.
It's the lack of apostrophe that really upsets me.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:40,
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I've still not worked this one out.Does the festive season render him impotent, or something?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:52,
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It's really difficult! I haven't forgotten, I promiseIt's just that he tweets EVERY FUCKING THING HE DOES. If he goes to a shop, he takes a selfie with the proprietors and says "thx to all at @poundstretchers_frimley great service as usual!"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:37,
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What a hero.So few people take the time to reward good service.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:44,
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How can you find Boy George in a grocery store? He is the heroin addict with his cart flipped upside down fixing the wheels!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:27,
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it's fun inniti wanted to play it with two hats last time i saw him but he made me eat a delicious roast dinner instead. the prick
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:28,
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joke's on you, there was poison in that lamb(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:31,
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you win this time, gadget(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:37,
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if he was your wife then you'd eat it!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:38,
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you know, you're not fooling anyone with the "real life friends" act(
MONO!, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:38,
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I thought it was quite convincingwhat gave it away?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:39,
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the gazzes between you twothey're quite an interesting read
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MONO!, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:41,
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THOSE ARE PRIVATEand sexual in nature
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:42,
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kids today don't have the time to post stuffwhat with their i-phones and portable televisions and the internet and such like
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:39,
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You'll probably get Mod of the year at the b3ta staff Christmas party.(, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:41, archived)
AlrightFuck you
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:12,
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How is parenthood treating you, spanishfly?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:29,
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I'M JUST BEING POLITE YOU FUCKING CUNT(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:33,
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Great I love it. *genuine reply alert*It has been tough he was and has been since very poorly. But the docs at Alder Hey have been fantastic.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:21,
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I hope this is the opening gambit to an old skool beeta dead baby saga.(, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:23, archived)
GoodWell I hope things get better for you all. It's worth it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:23,
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hooray! my day is now complete. off to bed now. night night. x(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:41,
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Just click on the link below and replace 'michael jackson' with 'spanishfly'www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/michaeljacksonjokes/michaeljacksonjokes.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:58,
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'Spanishfly's nose is so pointy if he went to Chicago he would get shot for pointing'hahahahalololololololololololol I don't get it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:01,
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Do you know what? These are brilliantbut only because they're mostly illiterate nonsense:
Q: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and shit on the carpet? A: well there both black and they both smell but michael isn't fuzzy
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:02,
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Here's another CLASSICQ: What did the lady say to Micheal Jackson at the Beach?
A: Get out of my sun (son)
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:07,
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Someone might have to explain this one to meQ: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both wait 3 months after the child is born to give piercings.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:08,
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hahahahahaQ: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:09,
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*shrugs*Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
A: He's a crack shooter.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:10,
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haha LA jails!Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common?
A: Both hold the juice.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:13,
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this might just be the best joke blog every created(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:15,
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oh man, i'm wishing i hadn't gone to bed now(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:21,
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READ THESE NOWwww.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/boygeorgejokes.html
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:21,
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Now, you'd have thought that Boy George wouldn't be a great source of comedyBUT YOU'D BE WRONG
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:22,
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I never realised the gays were so funny(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:23,
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haha it's funny because he is a gay(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:23,
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haha yesa fairy and that what likes bums
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:24,
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nope. shan't. sleeping. zzzzzzz.....mmm.... lovely pillows... zzzzz...
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:24,
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Oh those are brilliant'Why did Revlon's stock price drop 30 percent recently? Singer Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in jail on Friday after being convicted of falsely imprisoning a male escort by handcuffing him to a wall in a London apartment.'
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:24,
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I clicked on "Dirty One-liners"and now my eyeballs hate me.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:29,
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Haha I get it, it's something to do with Jews!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:22,
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Oh, is that what it is?I thought it was an OJ thing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:25,
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I honestly have no idea(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:35,
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Am I to take 'piercing' as euphamism for sex?Furthermore, is the implication that Jackon, while happy to have sex with an infant, would rather wait until the child is at least 3 months old?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:09,
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It's grim up northand 4 miles from the coast is about as far north as I like to get
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:15,
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So who do you think's responsible for SKYPEGATE, tangled?Chomp seems pretty certain that the perpetrator was from /OT...but who?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:37,
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I mean, Swipe said "It wasn't me" so that puts her in the clear *cough*any other suspects?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:38,
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McBeef doesn't even own an Skype(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:41,
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Psychochomp does(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:39,
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he's a fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:42,
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Well now I ain't no big city lawyerbut it seems to me that the man heard people discussing other members of popular text based forum B-THREE-TEE-AAY THE OFTEN TOPICS. Was he mistaken? Maybe. Did he simply mishear what was said? Perhaps. But did he make the whole thing up because he's (and I quote) "gone mad"? Certainly not.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:44,
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in these sparse days where a good online breakdown rarely happens it's just about enough to hold my attention over what I should be doing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:44,
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it's perfectly obvious that rachel has been in love with him all this time and that frog cannot contain his jealous ragebut there were clearly several people involved in this as he heard many voices in the background
I don't think anyone is in the clear just yet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:43,
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It was our lord and saviour Jesus Christ trying to contact him (
$$ ✅, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:43,
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in order to shit in his eyes and rub it in with a lawnmower(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:44,
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he just snapchats pictures of his holy winky to me :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:46,
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i thought they only made holes in his hands and feetoh hahaha
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:51,
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rachelswipe's dead mum once tried to contact her on the phone, so you could be onto something here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:46,
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YESSo you're saying she has a history of making things up to get attention? Interesting.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:47,
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Maybe, just maybeIt was him all along! :)
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:46,
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Jesus is brilliant, isn't he(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:47,
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I never trusted that guyI mean, why is he so obsessed with healing the sick eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:47,
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Wait, you think he has an ulterior motive?well this changes everything
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:48,
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it's a bit weird how him and his dad want everyone to come and live with them foreverI don't think I'd feel comfortable staying with someone longer than a few days
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:51,
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apart from anything else, I don't really like to go toilet in other people's houses(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:52,
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I know what you meanmy in laws are on a water meter now, so that just increases my anxiety.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:53,
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oh god yeah, my parents won't let you flush wees now, only poos(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:54,
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hahaI feel bad for washing my hands
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:55,
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lolIf one of them gets a stomach bug they'll have to sell the car
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:55,
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just fill up some 2L bottles at home and bring them with you when you go(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:01,
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No wayI wouldn't let my closest friend stay more than a night.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:52,
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and staying with other people's parents is always odd(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:53,
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i dunno, your mum has always made me feel very welc...zzzzzzzz(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:06,
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stupid science bitches couldn't even make my friends more smarter(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:50,
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started 10 last night(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:56,
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my favourite episode has to be The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award(
$$ ✅, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:58,
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I liked the Gang Broke Dee(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:59,
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that one is incrediblethe one ss mentions is great too
wait until you see 'charlie work' though. fuckin' ell
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:00,
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anyone heard/read any good jokes recently?(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 1:23,
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Just pushing that prick down the board, are you aware of the Snoopy award? No Googling, I'd never heard of it till last week, what do you think it's for? (
mongychops, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:09,
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i haven't,is it something to do with GCHQ?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:09,
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ok,is it something to do with peanuts? Most peanuts down a lady's cleavage award?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:11,
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No peanuts involved, it was incorporated due to Smokey the bears fire safety stuff (
mongychops, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:12,
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award for best placement of a fire extinguisher?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:14,
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the Snoopy award for not flying kites near pylons,or throwing frisbees into substations and climbing over the fence to get them back
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:17,
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evacuation of aircraft safety(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:22,
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light aircraft safety(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:23,
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is it animal, vegetable or mineral safety?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:26,
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people who work in cranes safety?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:30,
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pimp for the old woman who lives in a shoe(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:32,
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tune in next week for another exciting episode of "Guess The Thing"(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:37,
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'what word have I just written down?'(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:39,
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ignore the haters mongy,they just don't realise that interesting is an abstract concept, which is also interesting.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:43,
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WINNERwell, that didn't last long
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:45,
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you're not the fiendish quizmaster Mongy is,obviously
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:47,
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Does this mean it's my turn now or do you have to start a new guess what thread.(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:49, archived)
one flew over the cuckoo's nest safety?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:29,
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not even sure what that means, soz(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:20,
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I haven't, probably something to do with snooping I would think.(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:10, archived)
I just looked it up, I don't think anyone will guess without googling.(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:12, archived)
he's a very reasonable man is our Mongychops,very reasonable indeed
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:19,
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something to do with flying a doghouse to defeat the red baron(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:20,
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Tap dancing whilst looking up?Being bezzie mates with Woodstock?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:25,
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Never mind, it was a good game.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:42,
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Is it a prize for running backwards through a field full of dicks?(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 20:00, archived)
cdn.chrono24.com/images/uhren/images_05/s4/3296405p.jpg?v=3
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mongychops, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 20:03,
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'instruction encyclopedia'(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 20:17,
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by the time you've read all that you'll need a new battery(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 20:20,
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Its just Snoopy cartoons I hope, I haven't bought it, I think it'll go up in 5 years buy a good percent tho (
mongychops, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 20:24,
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Little hand is the o'clock and big hand is the tos and pasts.Hth.
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sex and drugs and sausage roll, yeah I love comedy t shirts too(
mongychops, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 20:53,
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Nice watches though Mine needs a repair / service, they may be qualified for space flight but they don't like sharp knocks :/
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M o D, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 22:37,
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mmm, pork and chicken(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:44,
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I don't really want to see you smoke through your penis.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:49,
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no thanks, can you tell me your computer specification though please(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:54,
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you mean one of those things you put on the neck of a guitar?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:05,
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i'm just roasting part of a buffalo(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:07,
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not much meat on a wing,it's silverside, so leg.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:09,
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better than washing your hands in one'cause you can't
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:21,
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Well hello there, pretty lady.What's an ice girl like you doing in a plaice like this?
Anybody fancy skyping somebody having a mental breakdown? I've got loads of anonymized IP addresses so it's just harmless fun.
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i can anonymise my own ip thanks very muchi have used the internet before
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:58,
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does it cost anything or is it more of an ip freely sort of thing?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:04,
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Does this one look fucked up on anyone else's computer?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:54,
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its offtopic dramaI'm annoyed because autists from b3ta rang me on skype after a offtopic ba5h
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perhaps take your skype of the hook before you have a scone, or not answer it(
mongychops, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:42,
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I blocked and reported them. That makes me an upset drama queen, calling people you don't know for some internet drama is alright though.(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:44, archived)
You mean you got a perfectly common skype spam call and decided without the slightest evidence that it must be online bullying because you're going fucking menkle.(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:52, archived)
there was a conversation about other users while I asked them to fuck off. And I recognised the voice.
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How? Was it muffled by a gob full of pizza and a small unwashed penis?(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:58, archived)
A mixture of text trying to find out how they got my contact informationand voice where they would say some bullshit I would say please leave me alone and they would hang up and call me back.
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no it was a few people from offtopic, I know the difference between spam and someone asking me about things on offtopicEspecially a girl who is obsessed with me and won't leave me alone. And I'm exactly as calm as I should be, not that bothered by it, but it was creepy and made me feel uncomfortable.
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Yo, pretty ladies around the worldGot a weird thing to show you so tell all the boys and girls
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:23,
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just been on the phone to a very nice Irish man in the card fraud department,he tells me a lot of these computer companies are used in scams where people phone up old people pretending to be Microsoft, not sure how that works exactly, oh well at least i can actually buy stuff now, which is nice.
it's always a small minority that ruins things for everybody else isn't it
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:57,
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Should have just nipped to Currys and got their £250 special offer.(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:59, archived)
ha yeh i no rite,spending a bit more than that though, i think the alarms only go off if i try to go over £500
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:05,
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I just had three phone calls in a row with different Indians asking for 'the man of the house'.Sexist pricks.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:00,
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they maybe thought you were the dog(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:03,
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They've started asking for the previous owner who died about ten years ago.I might start pretending to be non-corporeal and see what happens.
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in my last flat i got some odd calls for people who didn't live there,started getting important looking letters for them as well, i opened one, it said something like "please contact us urgently on this number", glued the envelope shut again and returned to sender, weird...
The landlord had never heard of her, either.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:12,
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Possible insurance fraud.If you can be arsed then parcel them up and send them back with a note saying they don't exist at your address. Just in case the clueless dickwads screw up your premiums.
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i always put them back in the letterbox return to sender,just got curious one time and opened one.
we also get a christmas card every year, addressed to someone who's never lived here.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:48,
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i don't know if we ever opened any of them,can't remember now, maybe this year i will
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:55,
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you don't get much SSD for a fiver right now,prices are dropping pretty rapidly though, there won't be much point buying spinny disks at all before too long.
Might buy myself a stupidly expensive PC when AMD Zen CPUs come out.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:05,
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General purpose cpus are so 20th century.The cool kids design their own processors optimised to the application.
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If you're going stupidly expensive you want Intel, surely(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:12,
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I've seen some articles about computers running quantum diamond chips that sound pretty bling, maybe MGT could power one with her farts.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:23,
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Maybe she could shut up, I predict neither will happen (
mongychops, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:25,
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no i don't like Intel,anyway i said stupidly expensive not stupidly high performance. I'm talking 80-Plus Platinum rated fanless modular PSUs and shit.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:26,
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My current rig is an Intel i7 4790k, Asus Maximus 7 ranger motherboard with 32GB ram, Asus strix GTX 960 GPU and samsung 840 pro 256gb SSD with a toughpower 1000w modular PSUI wanted it to be nice and powerful in case I ever decided to take up playing computer games. Haven't really had time to use it though.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:37,
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1000W seems a bit much, tbh,nice rig though.
just ordered a 500Gb Samsung 850 EVO for the new PC
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:41,
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You want to get one of them M.2 internal SSDs for instant booting, I was looking at them the other day but can't be fagged to take the side off my case again(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:49,
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yeah got a 256Gb one of those in the house server,it's totes neat, nice little Mini ITX system.
it's not the boot drive though cos the BIOS wouldn't see it unfortunately, lucky i had a 60Gb Corsair LS hanging about
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:51,
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This is at least eight times as dull as grrrmachine discussing bmws.(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:58, archived)
oh look it's Mr Pizza Oven(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:00,
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I've trained a honeysuckle to grow up mine.Does that count?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:33,
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And if you lick the end of it, it tastes nice(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:37,
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Shush!Everyone'll want a turn.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:48,
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Don't you worry about attracting bees?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:38,
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Indeed. I'm quite secure in my knowledge that I'm utterly irresistible.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:08,
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You're not mongychops!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:57,
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giant.gfycat.com/GregariousKindlyDove.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:37,
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i need a wang computers t-shirt(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:01,
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haha, good one grrry(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:16,
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you're in luckwww.zazzle.co.uk/wang_computers_tees-235681840465362173
how was the simpsons quiz, by the by?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:08,
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yeah, good funwatched a few episodes between rounds, had a few pints. came 3rd out of 10 teams, which was ok i guess
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:15,
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were there any particularly hard questions?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:23,
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What variant of elvish runes do you have on your pewter tankard?(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:56, archived)
mostly answerable last round was particularly hard, with questions like "how much does a lego kwik-e-mart cost on amazon.com?" and "name the developer of the simpsons hit and run game".
such bullshit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:35,
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anyway, we scored 51 and a half out of 60team that won it scored 54, so we were close
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:36,
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I'm pretty sure you all lost just by entering in the first place.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:40,
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look right, i'm sorry i didn't invite youyou can come to the next one
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:41,
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hah, that's pretty pathetic/edit: but i think the answer to the hit and run question is ea
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:12,
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nah, it wasn'twe said it was acclaim, but it was some lame company nobody had heard of, radical entertainment
don't think anybody got that one
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:21,
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ok, cooli'm not a complete nerd then. that game was pretty fun though, for its time
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:44,
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i think i'm a geek, actually. or a dork.(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:07,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:08,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:13,
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you're a good friend. i'm glad i brought you some chocolate back(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:35,
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it's a term of endearmentlike pulling your hair
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:42,
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did you really bring me chocolate?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:42,
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it's a cruel trickhe's actually brought you some alpen
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:48,
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OH HA HA TH COULD DO WITH LOSING SOME WEIGHTLETS ALL LAUGH AT FATTY
I really hate him sometimes, Tangled
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:52,
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yer, a lion bar from a petrol station. as promised.(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:54,
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Jokes on you, I LIKE Lion bars(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:54,
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:(I confuse bacon with love :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:11,
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Terrible racism against the Wakistani community. :((
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:05,
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How many gentle flowers grow in an English undergarrrrrment?I'll tell you now that I don't fucking know, you revolting unwashed baaaaastard.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:41,
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You reek of fish and rotten socks, ripe knob cheese from unwashed cockssoaked in the stench of your sweaty bol-locks
Your aroma was kept in, pandora's box
now it wafts from your fungal gaaaaarden.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:49,
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Typical expat obsession with the homeland as an imaginary pastoral idyl.(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:52, archived)
expat?cowpat more like amirite lololololol
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:04,
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More like Sun-Pat knowing the fatties that congregate here, ahahaha.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:15,
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where's vlad?he's actually pretty good at the improvised poetry thing
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:09,
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everyone is at the same level, when you examine it objectivelybecause all poetry is equally shit.
pooetry.
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brb pussy in bio, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:15,
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Yer where is Vlad I have a language question for him, he knows about that stuff (
mongychops, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:48,
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illuminate the vlad-signalhe'll come screeching up in the vladmobile
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:44,
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there once was a poet named Vlad,whose poems were terribly bad,
his metre was shit,
all the words didn't quite fit,
and his rhyming was terribly bad.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:08,
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Can we make him the official /talk Poet laureate?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:23,
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can i embed a vine on my myspace page?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:02,
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i have no idea(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:37,
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I think he has just invited you to come and live with him as his son(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:48,
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that's happened to me once before on hereit was quite successful, for a time
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:49,
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you clearly have some boyish appeal to older men(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:56,
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it's a pity you're not playing on /ot any morechompy is actually having a mental breakdown
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:31,
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don't encourage himstaying off /ot was the condition to get the /qotw mod to stop following him around banning accounts. it was interfering with the flow of /talk
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:43,
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You lot are rubbish bullies.I'd have had him hospitalized by now.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:44, archived)
Actually ... that's quite impressive menkle.I might skype him and pretend to be swipe.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:46, archived)
Tell you what would be really funnyIf it turned out swipe did skype him and she's been lying to her boyfriend about it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:51,
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in his defence, who doesn't have a sex profile?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:45,
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no, i don't think so(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:59,
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Morning, Grrry.I get to drive to work in my new van, today. Whopee!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 7:30,
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hurrah!I washed my car this weekend, and the paint job I did three years ago hasn't held up that well. Paint chips all over the place :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 7:38,
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I went out to dinner last night and ate too muchI almost ordered more as well. Sweet merciful christ, I'm out of control.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 8:08,
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I knowI feel massive today
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 8:16,
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Yeah, not badUneventful, but satisfying. You?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 8:27,
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i reckon this means you made a car out of a cardboard box and ran around the house making 'vrrrrroooom' noise, giving lifts to your stuffed toys(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:21,
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what are you going to do, run and hide in a corner again?oh no wait, that's what you do at the weekends.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:43,
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Well I have heard the word 'phat' being thrown around(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 8:59,
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reminds me of this classicwww.bcdb.com/cartoon-video/11730-Hip-Hop-Flop
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:20,
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I'm stupid AND phat :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:29,
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keep working and eventually you'll be down(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:32,
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yeahI'm in two minds
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:32,
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i'm up for it. i bet he's got some stories(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:46,
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morningit's proper back-to-school drizzle today
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 8:22,
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have you considered fucking a horse?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 8:44,
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don't think Jesus was a fan of pumpkin spice, soz(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:01,
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yeah, I told him what I told Buddha wind your neck in you cunt
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$$ ✅, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:15,
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Judging by most of his statues he's already wound it in as far as it'll go(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:20, archived)
i thought that said statusesturns out he does have a facebook account
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:27,
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interesting fact time,most Buddha statues aren't even Buddha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budai
See also "cherubim are not putto"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 10:18,
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i feel like that is the response you wanted(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 10:35,
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I don't know what's so great about it(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:05,
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reading that like Captain Kirk(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:10,
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i can't. i'm back in this stupid country now(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:22,
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i know. i feel well silly now. i'm back at work and everything(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:29,
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Did you go out on the piste!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:24,
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I heard he was mistaken for a nursery slope and covered in Belgian toddlers.(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:27, archived)
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:32,
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If you don't win qftw I'm going to create a spoof account and call emvee by his real life name.(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:26, archived)
That Captcha's not holding you back, is it?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 10:07,
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I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise for the introduction of the "click the pies" featureand if anybody lost a spare comedy account in the Great Purge.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 10:13, archived)
I recently had my comedy account valued for insurance purposes, you owe me 11p (
mongychops, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 10:17,
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I've failed the test on at least one occasion.I was shocked to discover that I was an automaton, but pleased to see that the site owners' anti-robot stance isn't followed by most of the user base.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 10:22,
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yer, alrightcut some dadoes with my plunge router, turned out alright.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:44,
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nah, it's an immigrant hate thing(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 9:49,
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it's what I like most about living here.POLAND FOR POLES.
BRITAIN FOR BRITISH AND POLES.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 10:18,
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we have something similar here,BRITAIN FOR BRITISH,
PORTUGAL FOR PORTUGUESE AND BRITISH
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:12,
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helloi go bath now
bbl
xx
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 10:21,
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finally, you rancid harridanI bet the bathwater ends up looking like vegetable soup.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 10:25,
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yeah tasted a bit like it too(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 10:49,
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dolphins are a dying breedmoon based technologies offer hope
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 0:33,
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holy fuck my farts are amazing right now(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 20:28,
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in other news,support my cause
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2565373
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 20:50,
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he's not here,he's on business.
so yeah. he's missing all this.
poor spacefish.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 21:18,
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it's like riding a quantum space hopper(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 21:20,
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your farts are both loud and quiet until you hear them(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 21:24,
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i'm talking about what it feels like,it feels like blasting a virtual space hopper out of my butt, and bouncing on it a couple of times before it disappears back into the vacuum
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 21:27,
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and it smells like a mango egg,if a mango could lay eggs
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 21:29,
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oh i'm sorry did i use the wrong word for bumhole?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 22:20,
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I like "clacker valve"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 23:24,
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yeah I did hear that.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 23:28,
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putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that your next bounce will be the bounce home?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 22:20,
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I'd move your coffee table if I were you.(
CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 22:05,
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mina are ok, nothing to write home about(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 22:49,
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i'm at home already so i don't need to anyway(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 23:08,
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Maybe that's why someone hid the curry menu(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 23:18,
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Japanese people have something added to their diet so that their farts smell like mothballs. (, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 23:32, archived)
Go run backwards naked through a field of dicks(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 18:01,
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someone's thrown the curry menu away again,pisses
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 18:58,
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surely by this point in your life you know roughly what you want to get from a curryhouse?just phone them and ask for that. if it's the phone number you need, just ask an internet
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 19:04,
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i don't get the same thing every time,anyway i don't phone them they're only round the corner, i just go there, it only saves me being put on the spot when i go up to the counter and he asks me what i want.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 19:50,
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If only every single curry house in the country had their menu available on the inter ohrighttheydo.(, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 19:16, archived)
fuck that,the inter ohrighttheydo is shit.
I'd rather just have it on paper on the coffee table, then i can just look at it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 19:50,
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how about fuck you,there's nothing wrong with physical pieces of paper with information on
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 19:55,
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no but they've got them in the place and i just went there,no biggie.
Are you the new Shambles account? You are Shambles, aren't you.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 20:27,
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The coffee table?Is that still a thing?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 20:23,
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Ring them up and ask if they do a kindle edition of their menu, it's just as good as paper!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 20:24,
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I just played hide and seek with over a thousand people.Sounds shit and rubbish? Wrong. It was top and skill.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 16:45, archived)
I did something similar years ago with the met and Kent police and a Honda cbr, helicopters are cheating cuts no ice (
mongychops, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 17:03,
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There was a couple of fenland pikeys with a bull terrier and some slim-fit spliffs who were clearly relying on hard-won experience.(, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 17:51, archived)
individual sexing account(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 10:55,
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i'm supposed to be building a PC for a friend's daugher before she goes to University,i got a robot on the phone this morning asking me to confirm the transaction, which i did, and it said i'd need to make it again, which i did, and it declined it again. It said it would phone me again in 5 minutes and it hasn't. I bet my card is now blocked again, i'll have to see if i can get cash out.
Fuckers.
How am i supposed to spend my own money what are even a point of bank
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 10:59,
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It's better than getting mugged outside the office on pay day.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:02,
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well that it may be,a black eye and no money i suppose is preferable to just no money.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:06,
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basically what happens is i give my bank loads of money and they just keep it forever(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:07,
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If you spend a lot of money all the time that doesn't happen, hth (
mongychops, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:08,
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well i don't need a new computer all the time,but it is the second time this year, same online shop and everything, and i went into a branch on Friday and told them i was going to be doing it
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:09,
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Buy other expensive items too then, jewelry, designer clothes, perhaps a few grand a month at the bookies, show them you mean business (
mongychops, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:12,
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basically we're not allowed to save up for something special,we have to just constantly spunk our earnings on tat
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:15,
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me neither,i'm fucking minted, i earn the cost of this PC in less than a month.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:21,
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Get a credit card then with a massive limit and it won't happen (
mongychops, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:27,
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yeah i tried that,i got turned down on account of not having a credit card already.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:28,
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Then I dunno, santander let me spend thousands at a time with no issues (
mongychops, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:30,
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i booked a holiday a few weeks ago,they let me throw 2 grand at paypal no problems, it's just computers they don't like apparently.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:31,
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wasn't dabs was it?had problems with paying them before
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:34,
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I reckon the majority of transactions from them are with stolen details so the banks just do a blanket refusal of everythingnot exactly the way to get repeat customers
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:58,
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i heard computer parts are often used in money laundering,because you can sell them on really easily.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 12:01,
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well at least i can still get cash out,that's a relief.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 13:28,
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why not, the government won't let you starve(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:23,
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aye they bloody would,anyway they won't buy me a new computer either
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:28,
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ok you've embarrassed me now,i really haven't, who do you think i should go to?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:32,
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might go and see my MP again(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 13:29,
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Ask a friend who hasn't spent twenty years spurning and condemning the banking system and has consequently acquired an adult credit rating.Hth.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 12:05, archived)
i think if you're not poor it's easier to get a loan and stuff with banks, so try being not poor(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 12:36,
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As Robert Maxwell one said you owe the bank a million youre in trouble , you owe the bank 100 million they are in trouble, and he was a jew (
mongychops, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 13:10,
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sounds a bit like something Stalin said(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 13:29,
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something like a million is a tragedy, 100 million is a statistic,something like that, it's the same anyway, they're all the same these despots, capitalist or communist
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 13:39,
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speaking of despots,i'm going to put the kettle on
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 13:42,
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i don't need a loan i'm minted(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 13:19,
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someone ripped my local ATM out of the wall last night, it was you wasn't it?(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 15:39,
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not unless i was sleepwalking(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 15:41,
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more fool them, ATMs don't have any money kept in them, it all gets sent along that pipe under the ground(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 15:46,
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ceci n'est pas une pipe(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 15:52,
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Morning.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 Sep 2015, 9:14,
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whatever flutes your bat(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 9:44,
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So is everyone alright with the whole Corbyn thing? Let me know if you want to talk about it below.(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 22:47, archived)
in other news,my bank have denied my card trying to buy computer again, bastards, i even went in on Friday and told them i was going to
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 23:01,
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I'm delighted, he'll do an excellent job of keeping those labour pricks out of power.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 23:39,
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He's that fat comedian who is shit and rubbish(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 0:13,
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oh no you're thinking of John Prescott(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 0:16,
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i thought he was that one from top gear(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 1:01,
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he seems alright but his policies are a bit weird(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 1:01,
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your mum's policies are a bit weird(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 1:53,
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ah what a lovely day!(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 14:30,
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I hope when you come the weather will be clement(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 14:37,
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call the hall porter there appears to be a frog in my bidet(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 14:38,
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IT'S FOR WASHING YOUR ARSE(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 15:09,
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Well anyone's arse, really(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 15:11,
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not ghosts' arses,that wouldn't really work
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 15:12,
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ghosts don't have arses they have a hem(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 15:22,
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i'm a frayed of no ghost(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 15:24,
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Girl in the pub yesterday painted on the menu 'fryed scampi' (
mongychops, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 15:43,
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i suppose you went and put the apostrophe in(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 15:51,
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The old English would have been ycocenFry comes from French and only appeared in middle english.
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Rest in RingPiece(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 15:56,
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alright,i was just about to pop out for some milk, do you want anything from the co-op?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 15:17,
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they didn't have any but i got some chocolate digestives if that helps(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 17:23,
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spitting it down, here(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 16:59,
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hello forum friend(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 8:51,
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hello The Doveston my forum chum(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 12:13,
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Off to buy a washing machine and dryer ready to get all the baby sick and shit out of everything. Wife wants miele so not gonna be cheap :/(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 10:42,
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Sometimes there is so much shit it's easy to bin the clothes (
mongychops, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 11:23,
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Get a massive ugly one.The only point of getting a posh brand is if you're showing it off to your friends like some sort of dreadful social climber.
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As long as he keeps her out of sight in the boiler room then I'm not one to judge.(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 11:52, archived)
haha yeahwealthy people with nice things are just show-off inadequates. I pity them.
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Yeah. Wealthy people do their washing in rooms where guests might be.You fucking suburban twat.
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How can a washing machine be considered nice things, it's a washing machine (
mongychops, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 12:01,
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He's probably terribly proud of his Dyson too.He gets a hard on when he's vacuuming round the pleather sofa and the melody doorbell rings.
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Dunno what that is.We have an au pair and a cleaner that do the domestic stuff. I doubt I've seen the washing machine more than twice since I bought it.
But hey ... I'm sure Hyacinth is green with envy at your slightly more expensive white goods.
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I might get a washing machine and take it up the pub to wow the lads (
mongychops, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 12:21,
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Make sure it's German and costs an extra hundred quid so they know you're a serious player.(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 12:33, archived)
we've got a Bosch one,it was from British Heart Foundation though
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 14:32,
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have you not got one already then?do you live in some mud hut in bongobongoland or something?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 12:13,
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How did the SSD thing go?I got one but Ill probably fuck the install up.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 11:49,
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It made a hell of a differencebut then I doubled the amount of RAM at the same time, so that's also a factor. But it's made a 5-year-old PC lightning quick, so I'm satisfied.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 12:12,
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you just plug in two cables that you can't put in the wrong way.Then install windows on it.
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Or Tom and Jerry as the tabloids will inevitably and HILARIOUSLY call them.(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 12:34, archived)
deep down I'm sure Corbyn and I agree on many thingsbut I find the idea of implementing any of them into British society utterly laughable.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 12:36,
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oh yeah, I agree with that one and it should be easy to implement.but things like an NHS for Education, or his Quantitive Easing ideas, are pretty much unworkable.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 12:45,
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if scrapping Trident makes more Scots unemployed, it gets my vote.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 13:15,
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Not everything you believe or want has to come true for you to be a good leader.(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 13:05, archived)
then I'm sure he'll do an excellent job leading the party to another election defeat in 2020(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 13:13,
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Nah, him and bernie sanders will unleash socialism across the world CLASS WAR NOW(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 13:15, archived)
Well, if lady footballers are your thingand why not?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 20:34,
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is she the wide faced weatherwoman who looks like she swallowed a frying pan?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 20:42,
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fuck off dozers(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 22:32,
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WEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEND We should like totally take a couple of days off work and do other stuff. Like cool fun stuff, yeah?
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Hahaha strike through "wanking" oh boy everybody loves masturbating(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:33, archived)
What, as a group?Not sure that's what I want.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:34,
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If we're all wearing masks, that'd probably be OK.Otherwise, eww.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:51,
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Yeah why not.You can teach me all its mysterious ways and then I can grill them.
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WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 7th?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:42,
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Beer festival at Mitcham's corner.I mean ... I ain't sayin' nuffin, you slag.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:56, archived)
*hilarious strikethrough implying you like putting your hand up people's bottoms*(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:55,
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I can teach everyone to do that if you like.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 22:35,
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I've got work to do and have to go to nottingham on sundayIt's the murder capital of the country apparently.
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I meant in the sense of having decent PAs and decent bands but they prolly do try to keep the Neanderthal locals from murdering each other up too.(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:27, archived)
can we go to the park? can we? can we? oh pleeeease?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:57,
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[TOTAL RECALL PICTURE HERE](
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:02,
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I'm afraid they are both manhoods not boyhoods you revolting paedo.(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:37, archived)
hey my Windows score went up to 7.4is that good?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:09,
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dunno,they increase the maximum every now and then, anyway, goodness knows what it actually means.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:15,
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i haven't got a job, you insensitive bastard!(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:15,
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still need onebeer money, innit?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:32,
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you seen Abz's brit award on ebay?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:39,
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Nah but he's trying to go off grid, bought a farm, it's like Ali G (
mongychops, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:40,
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Ha, yeah, "fun", like that's even a thing.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:53,
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Yes itisI keep mine in a box and let people look at it. Sometimes.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:38,
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Sorry for calling you itisThis tablet keyboard is shit.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:40,
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