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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:01, archived)
brorning

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:10, archived)
corning

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:15, archived)
natalie dorning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:18, archived)
under an awning?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:48, archived)
Mornganading

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:32, archived)
*golden bums*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:36, archived)
SHITFACE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:46, archived)
PA-PA-PA-PA-POKER FACE
you bignose plastic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:50, archived)
It's almost like you've met me

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:58, archived)
hello friends

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:56, archived)
Hello The D

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:20, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:58, archived)
hi MONO
everything ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:20, archived)
legs are a little achey
but otherwise ok
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:32, archived)
busting for a piss, seeing how long I can hold it in for

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:34, archived)
yeah, great idea

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)
not long, it seems

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:56, archived)
Prostate cancer. You'll be dead within a month. Rip.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:58, archived)
what icon will you all get?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:58, archived)
Prostrate cancer
My face hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:59, archived)
Should have gone to bumsavers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 9:38, archived)
Yes yes y'all!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2016, 7:59, archived)
are you a Texan now or summink?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:21, archived)

no, I'm a rapping midget
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:26, archived)
this is no worse than any other rap out there

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:35, archived)
McBeef will be along in a minute to let us know how good it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:41, archived)
Queers 4 the EU

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:04, archived)
are you suggesting we only take heterosexual asylum seekers?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:11, archived)
I'm suggesting we only take fit internet lesbian migrants.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:18, archived)
I didn't know the people of Lesbos were migrating as well!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:19, archived)
They've got t make room for all the cowardly Mohammedens flooding their labia.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:22, archived)
Queers 4: The EU
was a cash-in sequel of the popular Queers franchise of computer games, released for the Atari and Amiga platforms. Published to coincide with the signing of the Maastrict Treaty, Queers 4 was based around a party bus of Dutch homosexuals touring the border-free zone of Western Europe in their search for a good time.

However, the game failed to cash in on the success of its predecessors. "It comes with a 700 page user manual containing a declaration of gay rights in 12 languages" griped Atari Power in their review. "20% of sales go to French farmers" moaned PC Fascist magazine, while Amiga Liberals gave the game a poor 2/7, saying that players are harshly penalized for even the slightest infraction of the rules, which are both vast and incomprehensible. By far the biggest disappointment was the Greek mission, whose promise of an exotic troijka fell far short of original expectations.

The Queers franchise would ultimately succumb under a flood of cheap Eastern European copycats. Queers 4 did little to help, but for those looking to capture the charm of the original Queers and the hit follow-up Queers 2: Eclectic Bummer's Loo, we recommend the open-source remake Kweerz, available for the Androgynoid OS.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:33, archived)
I'm sure somebody will read all that.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:39, archived)
I regretted it as soon as I clicked "post this message"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:40, archived)
oh, it's gone populol
JE NE REGRETTE RIEN
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 9:44, archived)
I read it.
I almost understood it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:41, archived)
a couple of the words in bold type caught my eye

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:42, archived)
Your loss, I thought it was quite funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 9:04, archived)
Well, I liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 9:13, archived)
You broke my morning.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:28, archived)
just like your bri-tain

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:36, archived)
Sometime in the morning
A simple thought may occur to you,
And you hold her,
And tell her all the things you never told her.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:33, archived)
"I finger banged your mum at your sister's wedding"

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:38, archived)
your love has shown me things I never thought I could see
I didn't know a man's cock
could be so blue waffley
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:39, archived)
Yes
Leaving for work, brb x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:34, archived)
I'm reading this to mean brb crept up behind you with a knife as you were typing
and this is your last-second plea for help and/or vengeance
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:37, archived)
The key.....to the....secret library
Is in the....the...urghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:39, archived)
oh my god, "urghhh", that's the secret password for the Society of Stroppy Teenagers!
There must be a secret hidden inside Two Hat's secret library of limited edition signed Goosebumps novellas.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:56, archived)
it is bin day, so it's the obvious day for him to be able to dispose of the body

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:39, archived)
I hope he puts it in the correct bin.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:42, archived)
I doubt there is much that could be recycled off him, unless he hangs him off a tree for the birds to peck at

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:47, archived)
Tell that to Ed Gein
The man was an early pioneer of recycling
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:58, archived)
A Polish librarian murdered a teacher with a samurai sword
and then took her chopped up corpse from her place back to his in a taxi, telling the driver that he'd bought a wild boar for butchering. Then he tried to burn the body parts inside his flat before running away to Malta.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:43, archived)
Librarians are idiots.
Pig farmers are the best murderers.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 8:49, archived)
I have two friends who are librarians
They are idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 9:29, archived)
I have one friend who is a librarian and he is lovely
in fact, it is his birthday today. COINCIDENCE??
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 9:39, archived)
Oh shit!
My friend is also lovely...but he's a librarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 9:48, archived)
strikethrough drug dealer

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 9:59, archived)
anal phlegm
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 21:13, archived)
Oh yeah, I think they did a split EP with Unreadable Kvlt Logo back in 1993

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 21:17, archived)
The bloke on the need just said look away now about match have the day, and then read the score out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 22:30, archived)
Dragons' Den is on.
I honestly don't understand why.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 23:39, archived)
I'd forgotten how awesomebollocks the Asa Chang & Junray LPs were.
What had you etc the etc whatever?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:16, archived)
Ah bonjours, he pas understand votre bollox, pardon, englishhhh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:23, archived)
Nous ronronnerons.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:28, archived)
Fuck off big nose

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:24, archived)
My nose is like a button. My Jew genes manifested in my skinny penis and insatiable avarice.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:27, archived)
Alright, Fuck off skinny willy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:35, archived)
sounds like a gay pirate

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:50, archived)
Well now

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:55, archived)
very well, thanks
you?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 21:19, archived)
asa bass

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:34, archived)
Acer lace

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:35, archived)
Acer Lovelada.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:42, archived)
I am a 26 year old girl from Thailand currently studying accountancy at University final year. I am honest and respect everything in human flesh as me . I am caring and understanding and willing to adapt to new environments and people. I will be very happ
y to meet a nice man for a long term serious relationship. I don't lie so that do not like people who tell lies either . Do not play games because you will not be welcome Hope to you Mr right.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:46, archived)
gaz mongy
he's an eligible bachelor
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:51, archived)
Tried already, he was very explicit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:54, archived)
Did you mistype 'illegible'?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:58, archived)
Mouseover

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 21:05, archived)
I would like to make it known that I, too, enjoy some music none of the rest of you have most likely heard of.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 20:58, archived)
I went off that band I've never heard of before you even started liking that band that I've never heard of.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 22:51, archived)
BREMAIN

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 19:31, archived)
When I think about you, I touch myself.
Not really appropriate, is it? What else is inappropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:39, archived)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:45, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:50, archived)
life

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:46, archived)
"If you weren't my niece"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:48, archived)
careful now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:49, archived)
trump said it about his daughter, dinnee?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:57, archived)
Trump's daughter is also his niece?
Did he marry his sister?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:07, archived)
would anyone be surprised if he did?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:07, archived)
Nothing that man does could suprise me now, as I ignore any news about him.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:09, archived)

ignore any news about am
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:23, archived)
Buying sex toys for your mother

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:53, archived)
crying in the work toilets

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:54, archived)
you think it would be more appropriate to do it in front of everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:07, archived)
stuffing aubergines up my rectum for sexual pleasure

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:55, archived)
I wouldn't say that was inappropriate
Medically ill-advised perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:56, archived)
aren't they quite squashable?
you must be a bit on the baggy side
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:59, archived)
your daddy so innapropriate he wore a morning suit to a black tie dinner

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:55, archived)
ghastly

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:56, archived)
Hitting on your kid's teacher at parents evening

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:57, archived)
which is a shame, because you have a captive audience

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:58, archived)
cor, that Mr. Williams
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:58, archived)
I like how he says "Bonjour tout le monde"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:59, archived)

' teacher at parents evening
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:04, archived)
Sorry I meant to strikethrough the 'on' too, I was in no way implying that you're a paedophile.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:07, archived)
Right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 17:23, archived)

on
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 21:23, archived)
raping my hand

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:57, archived)
making hurtful and sexual remarks online about peoples nans

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:03, archived)
loads of things, man
come on
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:07, archived)
I hardly think that is a very appropriate response
especially from a mod
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:09, archived)
oh and things would be better if we were all like you and just ignored the question completely?
hmm? yeah? didn't think so

*z-shaped finger snaps*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:25, archived)
I've always thought that z-shaped fingers would be a weakness

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:27, archived)
Clearly he's suffering from severe rheumatoid arthritis

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:29, archived)
well you've always thought wrong

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:36, archived)
woah
rude
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:38, archived)
you had to hear it from somebody

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:57, archived)
Abundantly and repeatedly soiling oneself and then bragging about it on a messageboard.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:37, archived)
Starting a thread then not waiting around to see how it pans out.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 17:27, archived)
I have an irrational dislike of the phrase "pan out".
The fuck have pans got to do with anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 18:45, archived)
fucking hell, i've just found i like some Jazz
pass me a cardigan
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:33, archived)
she looked better 20 years ago
crazy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
so did your nan

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:57, archived)
Mmmmm. Nice.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:35, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:37, archived)

a i
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:39, archived)
Motorpsycho did an album with the Trondheim Jazz Orchestra
which I think is really good
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:39, archived)
That's because psych rock is all absolute wank and could be improved by a drunk on a kazoo and fucking penny whistle.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
it's a damn sight better than the noise rock bollocks you listen to

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:51, archived)
Dunno what that is. Soz.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:57, archived)
you're not soz at all you dirty little liar

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:12, archived)
I am totes soz. I'm like the sozzest.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:09, archived)
yeah, you would an all

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:52, archived)
Only if you use it to throttle yourself

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
It'll be gentler than piano wire.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:49, archived)
you don't have to wash piano wire on a delicates setting though

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:56, archived)
Queen did an album called 'Jazz'
It's a little hit and miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
And there's a Transformer named Jazz
so there's that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
Was he the black one?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:41, archived)
Sorry, I mean was he the 'African American' Transformer?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:42, archived)
Voiced by Scatman, wasn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:43, archived)
scatman john? i thought he was dead

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:46, archived)
No, Crothers. Also dead.
Inappropriate quote from Wikipedia: "scatting was turning my biggest problem into my biggest asset". Maybe there's hope for mcbeef, after all?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:49, archived)
apparently so
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg3C2iDncdU
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:51, archived)
No, he was a white Porsche
What's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
i had a friend called Jazz, he overdosed in india last year on his 33rd birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:42, archived)
At least he died doing what he loved.
Drugs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:44, archived)
family think he was murdered, some indian family warfare bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:14, archived)
Yeah indian family politics can be a bit of a nightmare. I try not to get involved.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:25, archived)
Sorry that was insensitive of me, I'm very sorry for your loss.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:46, archived)
meh, plenty more sikhs about

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:12, archived)
There's a Honda called Jazz too
but it's called Fit in America, for some odd reason
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:43, archived)
"The Honda Fit in America" is no more stupid a name for a car than most of the ones they come up with.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
There's one with a fucking exclamation mark in it. The fucking UP!
Seriously. People have no pride. Women probably.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:50, archived)
I hear they like it UP! 'em.
Unlike the fuzzy-wuzzies.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:24, archived)
Some car names are cool
Mustang, Charger, Thunderbird - that's ok.

But calling a Mitsubishi a "Charisma"? Fuck off. Renault Fluence? Flatulence more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:50, archived)
They should just give all cars letters and numbers like BMW and Audi.
Anyone who buys a car because they think the name sounds cool is bound to be an insufferable prick.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:54, archived)
to be ultradull
the naming thing is used so that a disastrous product doesn't drag down the reputation of the entire firm, since people say "PT Cruisers are shit" rather than "Chryslers are shit".

The letter/number bollocks is to make you buy into the brand not the model.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:07, archived)
So basically if a car has a name it means that they're worried it's shit, or they don't want you to associate it with the brand because the brand is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:12, archived)
that's the general way of thinking, yeah
When Ford imported the Sierra from Europe to the States, they were so worried about the reputation that they created an entirely new brand (they already had Ford, Lincoln and Mercury), just in case it all went tits-up.

Which it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:16, archived)
How strange, that looks almost exactly like my red 1991 Rover 214 Sli. Clearly they were way ahead of their time.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:20, archived)
TWINGO
I've no idea what it is. I just like saying the word.

TWINGO!

Brilliant.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:58, archived)
stolen from the Poles, that car
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FSM_Beskid
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:09, archived)
i like the bongo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:13, archived)

o
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:17, archived)
I nearly bought a bongo.
Fascinating anecdote.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:59, archived)
And yet, you consistently mock my vehicle choices.
I quite like the a Bongo.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:09, archived)
I've no idea what vehicle you drive. I consistently mock everybody's choice of everything.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:23, archived)
Fair dos.
Let's leave it at "not an Audi".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:27, archived)
BONGO FRIENDEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:19, archived)
Cockney Translation is a top tune, no question.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:11, archived)
As in physical well-being? Or epileptic seizure?

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:49, archived)
no, more like "She is WELL fit"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:50, archived)
Marketed with the slogan 'The car you wouldn't mind your friends seeing you have sex with'.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:27, archived)
there's a black man named DJ Jazzy Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:44, archived)
Bet his birth certificate tells a different story.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:45, archived)
His real name is Daniel James Jazzford Jefferson

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:49, archived)

named dj jazzy jeff
in my gang. a black man, doin' black man thangs
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 16:01, archived)
there's a welsh football player called jazz richards

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:52, archived)
there's a jackrabbit called jazz
or there was on pcs in the early 90s
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:06, archived)
This isn't really the appropriate forum to tell us about your sex toys manolith

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:18, archived)
it's almost like that one word covers a wide variety of stuff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:30, archived)
No, you're thinking of tarpaulin.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:37, archived)
alright, that's going in my Big Book of Dad Jokes

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:41, archived)

yo daddy is so dumb when your mama ran inside and said it was chili outside and your daddy ran out with a bowl.

source: www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yodaddyjokes.html
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:44, archived)
Speaking as a parent,
that joke is too shit to even qualify as a dad joke.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:11, archived)
Christ Almighty, that's the worst jokes4us page yet.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:13, archived)

You're just saying that because yo dad is so smart he went to Jupiter to get more stupider and when he came back he was the dumbest person in the universe

source: www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yodaddyjokes.html
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:26, archived)
You will never come back from this burn:
Yo daddy so wrinkly that when he fell in a raisin factory, the workers said "Look we dropped a raisin."

At least we've managed to pick out a couple of examples that aren't based around the novelty of some people having dark skin.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 15:33, archived)
there used to be an indie band called tompaulin, named after the Irish poet Tom Paulin
I might have been thinking of them/him
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:45, archived)
actually no, on reflection that doesn't seem likely

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 14:46, archived)
jesus christ, read the entry for morning gloryville in this list
what the fuck is wrong with people these days?

www.theguardian.com/travel/2016/feb/22/10-best-alternative-club-nights-uk-guilty-pleasures-rebel-bingo
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:45, archived)
articles like this make me wish that Children of Men was a documentary

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:48, archived)
Your morning stroll with the sprog is probably like a cut scene from that film.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:33, archived)
I really enjoyed the book, but the author got a bit carried away
she thought that in 2021 people would still be driving Rovers, and that was just too much for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:46, archived)
Im staying inside

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:51, archived)
At Morning Gloryville we believe that vitality and wellness of heart, mind, body, and soul can raise one’s level of awareness of themselves, their community and the world we live in.
Therefore, when we talk about consciousness we mean having greater clarity and awareness. When one’s consciousness is increased they live life with love, joy, purpose, vitality and wellness.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:52, archived)

life with ,
joy, purpose, vitality and wellness laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:55, archived)
i'mma just do some meow meow and then get fucked up on mandy
that'll make me live life with love, joy, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:59, archived)
We support and believe in each person’s ability to grow. We challenge societal boundaries and limitations that do not advance our lifestyles and mindstyles.

We encourage progressiveness, innovative thinking and living, as a way of speeding up human evolution. We believe that society has potential greater than our imagination. We continually question the status quo.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:26, archived)
yeah that sounds like something i'd say at 5 in the morning after a night of grinding my teeth

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:32, archived)
Ah, 'pillosophy'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:41, archived)
the nutribullet generation?!
right that's it, i'm killing everyone
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:56, archived)

img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02205/RSNF0719A---06_01__2205425a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:59, archived)
yummers, a mcmush

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:00, archived)
I just read the article
he poured a large sprite in there too
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:03, archived)
Would be a bit dry, otherwise.
Should have used one of their "milk" shakes, really.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:04, archived)
the author reached the same conclusion

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:06, archived)
I'm not going to question why he was doing this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:08, archived)
ok, i will
why was he doing this?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:08, archived)
The Sun wanted to know if the NutriBullet was worth the price tag:
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/6242153/How-to-drink-a-Big-Mac-We-put-NutriBullet-blender-to-test.html
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:09, archived)
Credit where it's due, the Sun understands its readers.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:11, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:33, archived)
advertising the nutribullet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:19, archived)
for a treat

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:19, archived)
Oh, Go-onz!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:34, archived)
Britainitis :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:59, archived)
I'm inclined to agree with you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:03, archived)
isis should shoot the shit out of the place

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:00, archived)
Batty-clan, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:02, archived)
totally Mexico

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:00, archived)
My flatmate was a regular at some daytime rave thing (SunnysideUp, or something).
She certainly wasn't off her nut on acai berries and smoothies.
It was fun to watch her explain to one of her more naïve acquaintances that she wasn't knocking back lager and Breezers at 7am.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:01, archived)
I hate everything and everyone
and anyone who attends any of these functions should be fed to dogs. Fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:32, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:33, archived)
i've been meaning to tell you
jahronimo is looking for some models for his clothing line. do you want me to forward you his contact details?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:34, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:35, archived)
cool
you'll go far in this industry. provided you're willing to do whatever it takes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:36, archived)
I'll only do nude if it's tasteful
and even if it's not
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:37, archived)
I hope he doesn't forget that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
I'd like to sign my kids up for the Two Hats Centre For Kids Who Can't Read... Good.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:39, archived)
This sounds pretty fucking gay to me.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:35, archived)
woah, you don't want to mess with jahronimo
he'll run rings around you with his titanic intellect
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:37, archived)
One word: Shrewd

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:38, archived)
jacamo more like, fat knacker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:00, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:24, archived)
Yeah. Not reading that. Imma pretend all the shit idiots don't exist.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:34, archived)
and with that, brian disappeared

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:35, archived)
MODS! Cousin it isn't playing nicely.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:36, archived)
do we all have to start clapping and saying "I believe in Shambles"?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:42, archived)
According to my politically passionate colleague, Boris Johnson is apparently the next Hitler.
He'll get to power and just start killing apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:35, archived)
He's gone up in my estimation.
I assumed he was just in it for the attention.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:37, archived)
Christ almighty.
GET IN THE FUCKING SEA.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:40, archived)
i'm going to call this the nutribullet generation
hopefully there will be a war that they all get conscripted to
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:49, archived)
Can you dum-dum a nutribullet, do you think?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:51, archived)
god i hope so

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:53, archived)
but none of them believe in war
they should all be free to run away to germany and get free houses there while making no attempt to integrate because it's more important to preserve the integrity of the culture they're fleeing from in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:56, archived)
GET IN THE FUCKING SEA
is a regular Brighton club night, where seaweed wraps are the order of the day, and every evening ends with an icy plunge of the end of the pier. Free from drugs, alcohol, and artificial colours, the Lean, Mean, Fat-reducing Grilling Machine generation are already calling it "the new Burning Man", and top celebs, from Robert Downey Jr to Miley Cyrus have allegedly been spotted, swaddled in bladderwrack.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:57, archived)
GET IN THE FUCKING SEA
is a periodic Whitstable event where bands of 90s children get overly nostalgic about a Disney film made before they were even fucking born. Enthusiastic party-goers dress up as flame-tressed mermaids to embrace the colorful musical culture of lobsters apparently raised in the West fucking Indes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:05, archived)
All the lobsters on the BBC speak with flawless RP, so what's wrong with a little diversity?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:22, archived)
haha, brill

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:13, archived)

b k
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:14, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:18, archived)
I reckon that glaive would have been really impractical.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:19, archived)
Fleetmac Wood is the only one that sounds remotely bearable.

(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:19, archived)
I've never listened to Rumours and thought to myself that it needed a more "Balearic disco" vibe.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:36, archived)
Anything but "Brexit", please.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:47, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:47, archived)

Anything but Br No s
it
+ we're British
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:48, archived)

British married
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:50, archived)
I appear to have cut my finger at some point recently
and it's on a part of my finger where I keep catching it. More on this as it develops.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:50, archived)
+ into a gangrenous wound

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:50, archived)
It feels nice when I poke it in there, so what?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:51, archived)
woah
keep me informed
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:54, archived)
thinking of you at this difficult time

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:54, archived)
And now I keep absent-mindedly fiddling with it
and the cut on my finger!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:12, archived)
Turducken sounds like a grotesque sexual practice done by Germans

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:53, archived)
Wait until you taste it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:54, archived)
pretty close
It's done TO germans, by all the immigrant kebab shop owners
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:58, archived)
Let's talk about sex, baby.
Let's talk about you and me.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:54, archived)
You, me, sex and a baby?
I don't like where this is headed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:55, archived)
All over your beard and moobs.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:59, archived)
I don't like "headed". I'm not sure why it isn't "heading"
Surely you're heading towards something, rather than headed towards it?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:59, archived)
It's the filthy grey area between verbs and adjectives. Soiling English for nearly a thousand years.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:02, archived)
I've googled it now and it seems both are ok so I'm going to avoid "headed" from now on
except in sentences containing "vaginad" and "analled", obvs
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:04, archived)
Very sexy babies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEmKN6DT-VE
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:14, archived)
I don't think anyone will click that.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 12:05, archived)
Last Brexit to Ooklyn

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:58, archived)
Brexit through (to the other side)

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:01, archived)
dunno what that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:00, archived)
HE RISETH!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:01, archived)
only because i've got to go shopping, daughters birthday today

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:26, archived)
my fence blew down again

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:01, archived)
It lasted 11 days, that's more than anyone expected it would

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:02, archived)
No winners in the sweepstake.
Stick the money in the kitty for the mongy death raffle.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:04, archived)
isn't that the band that got shot up in the Bataclan?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:05, archived)
i could do it properly i suppose
half arsed lasted 11 days though, maybe if i put 60% of my arse into it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:04, archived)
at 60% it'll last nearly 2 weeks
best ask shambles though, he's fairly good at arithmatic
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:06, archived)
i've got some 3x2, might try nailing that into the rotten posts this time

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:16, archived)
bumsexit

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:07, archived)
I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 11:41, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:01, archived)
So it is.
Morning, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:03, archived)
how are your injuries?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:10, archived)
Alright.
Skated with my ankle strapped up, seems not to have me it any worse. Beard saved me from getting friction burn when I hit the deck at the climbing centre.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:58, archived)
I'm imagining a bearded monstrosity in tiny shorts, knitted ankle warmers and dayglo roller skates
it's not a great way to start the working week
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:11, archived)
This is definitely a sex thing.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:12, archived)
"He", not "This"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:18, archived)
He is definitely a sex henge.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:39, archived)
wheeled all the way from wales on some fallen trees

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:50, archived)
I should probably invest in a pair of short shorts.
And some compression leggings, so I can kid myself that I'm a serious sportsman.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:02, archived)

sportsman pro wrestler
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:04, archived)
Yes.
monster munch would talk about himself in the third person, too.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:13, archived)
I would be very interested savouring the fragrance of your culinary successes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)
INDEED!
Remember those two little oriental fellas who always had there speech dubbed over? That was weird.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:19, archived)
Kaientai
The sad thing is that those guys (Taka Michanoku and and Sho Funaki) were actually amazing performers, HUGE stars in Japan...then used as little more than a comic turn in WWF.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:21, archived)
That's them.
What a waste of talent.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:24, archived)
Same as the Bushwhackers many years before
Terrifying aussies hardcore tag team one minute...pair of head-licking morons once they arrived in Stamford. That being said, they were probably paid quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:25, archived)
If Vince McMahon offered me a fat bag of cash in exchange for not having people hit me with a barbedwire wrapped baseball bat,
I'd probably take that deal.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:29, archived)
I'm inclined to agree

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:32, archived)
morning grrrmachine

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:09, archived)
alright 2Can
how's the family?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:10, archived)
Exhausting

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 10:04, archived)
Good morning

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:41, archived)
alright windy pig

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:49, archived)
Went out for dinner last night, thinking it would be a nice civilised affair.
Hanging badly
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:54, archived)
did you mix red and white wine?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:18, archived)
No, I reckon it was the bottle of limoncello that did it

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:20, archived)
read this as the battle of limoncello
thought you were getting all historical, like
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:50, archived)
I imagine the battle of limoncello was some decadent Italian Lord,
Filling a lake with limoncello and paying peasants to act out famous sea battles in miniature boats on the sticky alcoholic sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:40, archived)
Is ... is this another sex thing?

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:50, archived)
It's always a sex thing for someone

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:55, archived)
Or someTHING eh? eh?

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:57, archived)
n

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:04, archived)
oh
oh right

:(
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:12, archived)
WOOD you like it to be?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:08, archived)
no, it's all in your HEAD

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:46, archived)
Did we all survive Mongy's birthday weekend?
Any casualties?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:23, archived)
no sign of mongy today
so Imma say RIP, just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:33, archived)
Ah that's a shame
Still, at least we'll get new icons
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:34, archived)
A sad carp.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:40, archived)
a melancholy wristwatch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:40, archived)
Mickey Mouse : twenty five past six.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:43, archived)
#infest

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:50, archived)
Sounds like a 60's psychedelia band
Professor Timepiece & The Melancholy Wristwatch
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:04, archived)
or pumpkins album

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:09, archived)
Ah, smashing pumpkins
I love doing that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:11, archived)
smiling politely

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:21, archived)
featuring your favourite tracks:
Alright, Alright
Bivvy with Butterfly wings
Valley (my one and only)
1974
and Fuck Off (an ode to everyone)
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:16, archived)
An unfinished pint

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)
My mate died. But I think it was unrelated.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:39, archived)
I'm sorry for your loss

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:40, archived)
Bit of a shocker. Mid forties heart failure. Prolly something that's been there since he was born.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:42, archived)
That's a shame
Similar thing happened to a friend of mine about 10 years ago. Apparently it's something they can easily spot these days, but not so when he was a youngster. Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:03, archived)
whoomp there it is

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:36, archived)
where?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:47, archived)
there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 9:03, archived)
morning!
i'm feeling dynamic today
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:46, archived)
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:52, archived)
that's right baybee!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:53, archived)
ARE YOU READY FOR PAIN?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:58, archived)
I'm in more of a condenser mood myself, but there you go

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:52, archived)
So you'll finally respond to the pressure with which I touch you?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 8:59, archived)
Eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 23:24, archived)
BOJO 4 PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 22:22, archived)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 22:32, archived)
Gobz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 22:39, archived)
Sorry, I'm not into Pokémon.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 22:37, archived)
Mr. Tea

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 22:39, archived)
I herd u liek mudkips

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 7:04, archived)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 16:23, archived)
My hellebores have been put to shame by the professional gardeners of the National Trust.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 16:53, archived)
Ur a hell of a bore , don't let the better bores bully u

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:11, archived)
thankx babe xxx

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:39, archived)
Earlier I blew up my bike tires and oiled its chain and bearings just because I happened to be in the shed.
What have I become?

I'm not even a 'cyclist'.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:13, archived)
If you have a bike then you're a cyclist. That's kind of what it means. HTH.
Also as well in addition also ... people who don't oil their chains should be shot. The fucking squeaky cunts.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:40, archived)
Nah, you could just have it in a shiny display case and never ride it because your legs fell off.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:42, archived)
Cheers.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:45, archived)
I've got a bike, never used it, waste of money that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:46, archived)
Keep it in the original packet and it'll be worth a fortune in a few years.
Is it gold paint?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 18:09, archived)
Cant remember, last time I used it I decided I preferred a cab up the pub

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 18:17, archived)
Nob up the butt more like.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 18:22, archived)
To riding a bike yeah, it hurts less, probably, dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 18:44, archived)
They both give me a massive boner.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 19:40, archived)
I disagree.
This is a cyclist. I'm just a bloke with a bike, like this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 20:18, archived)
In the rear, without the gear.
Poss gay slang.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 20:40, archived)
bloody hell no h, somebody better check the tower for ravens

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:22, archived)
i'm scared vlad - there's something not quite right about this

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:50, archived)
artifus! :D

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 18:28, archived)
hold me vlad
i just don't know what's going on any more - i nearly forgot to put my bins out last week.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 19:02, archived)
Slow day, huh.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 14:04, archived)
Just took Control out for a walk
Lazy unit slept all the way through. Waste of time really.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 14:19, archived)
Well you got some exercise, at least.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 14:36, archived)
Saw a load of cars parked on the grass with parking tickets on their windscreens
So that was a bonus
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 14:47, archived)
I guess you have to take your fun where you can find it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 15:39, archived)
They get more interesting
Give it sixteen years and it'll bring home friends with tits and deep insecurities.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 16:54, archived)
, i.e. mykeyboy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:24, archived)
mumsnet post gone astray?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 17:24, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 5:41, archived)
morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 9:53, archived)
Rveryone else gets a lie-in
Typical
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:03, archived)
I've twisted my ankle, which is going to hinder my rollerskating ambitions.
Still, my fall from the top of the bouldering wall and subsequent face plant gave my fellow climbers a good laugh.

Also, morning early-riser.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:24, archived)
monster munch is a keen consumer of pthc, that's what I heard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:29, archived)
You want to leave that shit alone, it'll fuck you right up, just look at James Brown.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 13:43, archived)
The fall must have resembled a sack of spuds falling off the grocer's cart.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:36, archived)
That's a reasonable description of my morning bowel movement.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:57, archived)
Mine was like black playdough.
Red wine will do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 11:00, archived)
But who will bring brontosaurus ribs to my car, that are so heavy it makes the car tip over?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 11:39, archived)
I chuckled at this reference

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 12:02, archived)
Morning. I am totally hangover free. I am INVINCIBLE.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:29, archived)
Mr Clough.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:29, archived)
Senorita Dozerina.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:56, archived)
yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 11:00, archived)
You finished a whole can of Bass, all by yourself!
I'm so proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:35, archived)
Not the whole can. I'm not some sort of animal.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:56, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 10:59, archived)
Gormz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 11:00, archived)
Alright. I watched that Muscle Shoals documentary last night.
It's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 11:00, archived)
I just struggled to remember how to tie a bowline knot.
When was the last time you struggled to remember a basic task?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 11:48, archived)
I forgot to drop my muck in your nan and got it all over her antimacassars.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 21 Feb 2016, 12:43, archived)
Eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:32, archived)
now it's legit
btw, in 2018 a Titanic replica is to set sail from China to Dubai, I wonder how that's going to end
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:34, archived)
Maybe fewer icebergs on that route
Dunno I'm not a map guy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:39, archived)
Sounds like a white elephant to me, so I say scrapped

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:44, archived)
hopefully dubai will have constructed an artificial island in the shape of an iceberg by then

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:56, archived)
I hope they don't really understand and build a big lettuce l

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 21:00, archived)
LOLo rosso!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 21:01, archived)
Rossi
youtu.be/fw26fLW_gg4
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 21:57, archived)
.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LeK1pU3cyg
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 22:24, archived)
ooOOooh will you look at that
(not you artifus)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 22:26, archived)
Itv showed it in the early eighties

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 22:39, archived)
:(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfIE_hzapGk
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 22:45, archived)

youtu.be/X0bL_Zv0ksA
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 22:50, archived)
:)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmUxPew0xC8
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 22:54, archived)
Alright, sexy. Camden is full of shit ale.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 22:52, archived)
Camden is a God forsaken shit hole

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 23:01, archived)
I like Camden.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 23:23, archived)
like most things in life
it is best taken in small doses.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 23:26, archived)
Tourists do

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 23:45, archived)
Bollocks.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 23:56, archived)
Best guitar solo?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 18:31, archived)
dunno , not my remit, my daughter had a band t shirt on today, saink to do with white, because I said more like shite

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 18:38, archived)
Haha, you should write for Vice with gags like that, they'd love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 19:29, archived)
dunno what that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 19:47, archived)
Lil Wayne
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g762REJWcg
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 18:49, archived)
Avicii

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 19:12, archived)
Nirvana.
Smells like teen spirit.
(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 19:50, archived)
I think it would probably smell of curry or chinese food, hth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 19:53, archived)
or your NAN lol

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:00, archived)
My Nan was a staunch Catholic, she had no interest in nivarna

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:03, archived)
anyway glad youre still alive mate. It sounds like your the modern day Jim Morrison

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:15, archived)
He didn't even make it out of his twenties, light weight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:21, archived)
lol

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:23, archived)
Yeah, load of old baptist muslim bollocks, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:40, archived)
get it get it
as in nan bread
(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:05, archived)
She used to make bread pudding, do you mean that?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:12, archived)
waiting for a star to fall

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:21, archived)
^ contender

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:26, archived)
i fucking love ybf too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:32, archived)
that robbie Williams one where he gets naked

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:37, archived)
oh this is ridiculous like asking 'what's the best duck' or 'which spice girl was the most talented'
I do quite like charlie byrd though
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 20:54, archived)
this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YouRxJJCfIA
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 21:59, archived)
Well, that's over
We've got a year to plan for mongys next birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 14:24, archived)
which basically means getting him a card from the petrol station at 11pm on the 18th
and maybe a pork pie
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 14:35, archived)
No way. It's not over for twelve nights until we take down the Mongmas Tree.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 14:54, archived)
I'm still right on it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 15:13, archived)
aww I just got a tray of clipper lighters, lovely gift

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 18:09, archived)
how quaint
We put ours up on the roof with big flashing lights in November and take it down in January.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 15:40, archived)
I went out and got lashed and watched a fight.
Mongys birthday was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 20 Feb 2016, 15:08, archived)
Do you mean a boxing match or a karate tournament or something like that,
or a pair of lagered-and-gakked-up bell-ends ineptly trying to beat the bejaysus out of each other in the car park of a downmarket chain pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 16:34, archived)
I had a migraine in his honor.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 16:49, archived)
Eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 10:14, archived)
Hahaha but it isn't even noon yet
You are a one, aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 10:29, archived)
Any by one i mean
Bastard cunt paedo spastic horse slasher
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 10:29, archived)
hi bbz

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 10:41, archived)
Sexy boy.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 10:43, archived)
alright ed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 11:04, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 12:48, archived)

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