During the brits advert there was an advert about respect for everyone, aimed at kids, then on the show a clearly shaven cunt in a bikini for titilation, planearm made me smash my tv
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It's 20 years since Jarvis got his bum-bum out while MJ was on stage.
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Good that was shit too, I'm going to kill planearm and then myself
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But it's just a slip of paper that says 'Let's Talk' and then the telephone number
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That can't be right. It's supposed to stop you wanting to kill yourself.
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You could earn tonnes signing of this shit
xrayxpress.co.uk/medical-services.html?gclid=CNrtxuG2kcsCFQmNGwod5okIgA
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xrayxpress.co.uk/medical-services.html?gclid=CNrtxuG2kcsCFQmNGwod5okIgA
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Might paste a load of these onto qotw if the right subject comes up, they're certainly shit and depressing enough
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We're having to watch bake off. At least Ade Edmondson is on it but he hasn't done much swearing so far.
I'm hoping he'll smack Will Young over the head with a frying pan and then hoof him in the balls.
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I'm hoping he'll smack Will Young over the head with a frying pan and then hoof him in the balls.
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Dunno what we're means, are you trying to gang up with a baby?
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The Brits is only serving to show me that
I am slowly losing touch with new music.
I blame Smooth Radio and Heart. But I still love them.
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I am slowly losing touch with new music.
I blame Smooth Radio and Heart. But I still love them.
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sorry I've got to go
and I won't be in for the rest of the week
feel free to enjoy your time without me
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and I won't be in for the rest of the week
feel free to enjoy your time without me
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Let me speak for us all when I say we will feel your loss like the lack of a limb
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Let me speak for us all when I say we will feel your loss like the day my piles cleared up
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Let me speak for us all when I say we will feel your loss like being given the 'all-clear'
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Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you
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Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you
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I was going to post this on /links, but then I thought, why waste it on those twats?
I'm going to save internet gold like this for my real friends.
So here it is: metro.co.uk/2016/02/24/woman-curls-one-out-in-a-train-station-photo-booth-5714984/
Lol, France.
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 16:30, archived)
I'm going to save internet gold like this for my real friends.
So here it is: metro.co.uk/2016/02/24/woman-curls-one-out-in-a-train-station-photo-booth-5714984/
Lol, France.
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Sorry, that's not half as impressive as shitting in a photo booth.
I'm sure I've thrown up in a bin at least once.
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I'm sure I've thrown up in a bin at least once.
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I've pissed in my own bin
But I did it while I was asleep, so I'm not sure if it counts
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But I did it while I was asleep, so I'm not sure if it counts
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well I did see someone do a shit in the middle of the pavement in India
but that's standard practice over there
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but that's standard practice over there
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t.chzbgr.com/ThumbnailCache/full/i.chzbgr.com/completestore/16/2/23/LdY4yDAj6EqR4c8yNoePIw2.gif
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My mate threw up into a bin once
He was really hung over and had driven me into work. I shouldn't have encouraged that really. Still, it was a very long time ago.
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He was really hung over and had driven me into work. I shouldn't have encouraged that really. Still, it was a very long time ago.
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Well come on. We've all taken an emergency dump in a train station. I usually go in the automobile magazine section of WHSmiths.
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The last I checked, photo booths still exist because it's the only viable form of photo ID for government agencies. I renewed my passport a couple of years ago, and the gov website was quite churlish about using selfies. In fact, it explicitly forbade them. Cunts. A photo is a photo FFS.
Had to go to Boots like a pov..
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Yeah. But that was a picture of your balls dangling into a Mr Messy mug.
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If they want photographic proof I can always demonstrate that in situ, if required
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no one does m8
it's for children and people who don't really drink
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it's for children and people who don't really drink
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I just wanted to make sure that I wasn't endorsing the drink in my post
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this is true, i got really drunk on it when i was 11 and puked all over a minibus, i swore that day that i would never drink again, i'll admit i have had the odd relapse
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I remember all the shit things I used to drink in clubs... reefs, v ice, vodka source.
God students are pricks.
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God students are pricks.
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try not to take it personally, even though it was clearly aimed at you, he's having a hard time of it
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what as ourselves in a similar situation as we are in now? none, that would be shit
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what, you don't want to be a moneyed bachelor in the days of opium dens and whatnot?
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i'm not sure bexley had many opium dens, and if i go back very far the place wouldn't even exist and i'd just be in a field or something, also my bank wouldn't exist so i doubt my money would either
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of course you can still travel mate, it's a holiday innit
you don't have to stay in Bexleyheath
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you don't have to stay in Bexleyheath
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how would i get anywhere? i'm sorry this whole thing is just stupid
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ride a horse, take a train, drive your stone car with your bare fucking feet
christ, I can see why she left you
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christ, I can see why she left you
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so in this week i've got to learn to ride a horse, sod all this
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so this is now just turning into taking part in historical reenactment? i really don't want to get involved, soz
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Harry Potter era?
or her less-visited Romeo and Juliet period?
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or her less-visited Romeo and Juliet period?
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Ooh, can I spend a week in the Harry Potter universe?
Doing spells and that would be beezer
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Doing spells and that would be beezer
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bit noncey, why not go back and do that fit bird in charmed, and some spells
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Just because I want touch Anna Chlumsky's ears while I masturbate into a football sock
does NOT make me a pervert
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does NOT make me a pervert
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She's quite hot when she's not been made up to look like something you'd find nestled in a bin around Camden Lock market.
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wait, i didn't know who you were talking about so i googled
is this who you're on about fucking?
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is this who you're on about fucking?
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blocked
vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/9/93/Nymphadora_Tonks_Deathly_Hallows_promo.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140715135827
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vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/9/93/Nymphadora_Tonks_Deathly_Hallows_promo.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140715135827
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i've never seen harry potter, so i'm going to assume it is as the only girl i know is that emma girl who seems to be a stuck up toff cunt
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3 weeks ago was alright
Now the main point - are we only moving in time or space as well? If it's only time then I wouldn't opt in, since it's highly likely the Earth was in a different position at another point in time, meaning you would travel through time and end up suffocating in space
Also, what movie time travel logic are we subscribing to here?
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Now the main point - are we only moving in time or space as well? If it's only time then I wouldn't opt in, since it's highly likely the Earth was in a different position at another point in time, meaning you would travel through time and end up suffocating in space
Also, what movie time travel logic are we subscribing to here?
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Just base it on Bill and Ted
dial in your holiday and off you go
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dial in your holiday and off you go
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Well I'd probably go back to about 13:07 today
and start a thread about time travel on this lovely messageboard
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and start a thread about time travel on this lovely messageboard
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WELL IT'D BE A BORING FUCKING WORLD IF WE ALL LIKE THE SAME THINGS GRRY
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I know right?
You'd think if someone were going to offhandedly start a thread about time travel they'd at least nail down the basics. Broken Britain yet again, just can't get the staff, wasn't like this in my day, etc.
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You'd think if someone were going to offhandedly start a thread about time travel they'd at least nail down the basics. Broken Britain yet again, just can't get the staff, wasn't like this in my day, etc.
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it's not his fault, there's something wrong with his brain
we're just going to have to ignore it like we did with gonz's spelling
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we're just going to have to ignore it like we did with gonz's spelling
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it must be big tho because i can take a horse and all my fishing gear in it, and even a branch of santander
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I'd want to travel forwards so I can watch mine and Tangled's civil partnership ceremony
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I'd note down the lottery numbers then travel back a week and spend all my winnings on coconuts.
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But then you wouldn't have born to then grow up and go back in time to stop it happening!
Looks like there's no easy answer!
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Looks like there's no easy answer!
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Can I be an aristocrat in the last days of Imperial Rome?
AWW HELLZ YEAH.
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AWW HELLZ YEAH.
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I don't even know what a UTOL is.
Umbilical take off and landing?
HELP ME OUT HERE.
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Umbilical take off and landing?
HELP ME OUT HERE.
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you're going to kick yourself
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1166
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www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1166
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Ah right. Well, it's been a while.
I can barely even remember my own name, let alone anyone else's.
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I can barely even remember my own name, let alone anyone else's.
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She can't have had that many, I mean wasn't she pregnant for most of her life between about 18 and 40?
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after a poor start this thread picked up some decent steam
and who knew Mcbeef knew so much about the Romans? Richard Mcboff, more like!
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and who knew Mcbeef knew so much about the Romans? Richard Mcboff, more like!
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I know it's "not all Americans" or owt but fuck me those screeching mouth breathers at the Trump rallies are fucking terrifying.
They make our provincial I'm-not-racist-but BNP plebs look like Norman fucking Chomsky.
Where will you hide during the inevitable world war and collapse of society if Trump wins?
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They make our provincial I'm-not-racist-but BNP plebs look like Norman fucking Chomsky.
Where will you hide during the inevitable world war and collapse of society if Trump wins?
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A woman president would be ridiculous.
www.comicsreporter.com/images/uploads/bigbarda02jk.jpg"
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www.comicsreporter.com/images/uploads/bigbarda02jk.jpg"
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Her feet are being eaten by macrocephalic birds.
And I bet this is the only time that sentence has ever been typed.
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And I bet this is the only time that sentence has ever been typed.
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but if I had to hide
it would be in the basement of my mum and dad's house. They have a dart board and a fridge to store bottled lager.
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it would be in the basement of my mum and dad's house. They have a dart board and a fridge to store bottled lager.
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Nice.
I'm going to team up with a gruff town sheriff, a Korean nerd, and a closet gay hillbilly. It's the dream team.
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I'm going to team up with a gruff town sheriff, a Korean nerd, and a closet gay hillbilly. It's the dream team.
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Might work.
I bet that ridiculous wurzel knows how to make bread from acorns or some hippy bollocks.
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I bet that ridiculous wurzel knows how to make bread from acorns or some hippy bollocks.
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I've got the utmost respect for blokes who know how to knapp a flint
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Yesterday at work I mentioned the fact that if Hilary wins
It'll be the first time that two presidents have had sex. TWO of my colleagues said "Nah, that MUST have happened before, SURELY."
Fucking idiots, I swear to god.
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It'll be the first time that two presidents have had sex. TWO of my colleagues said "Nah, that MUST have happened before, SURELY."
Fucking idiots, I swear to god.
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Lyndon poking JFK between the chops
lover's tiff, assassinated.
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lover's tiff, assassinated.
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I said there were rumours about Lincoln and Andrew Johnson
but I was met with blank faces
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but I was met with blank faces
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trump won't win
but it's nice that he decided to gather all the worst americans together in one place
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but it's nice that he decided to gather all the worst americans together in one place
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Can he lead them off into his mountain lair like a pied piper of morons?
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Yes. Bit of a nervous start then proper good.
I always thought she was Norwegian or summat though. Everybody knows French women can't sing rock and roll.
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I always thought she was Norwegian or summat though. Everybody knows French women can't sing rock and roll.
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her and the guitarist (my friend from school/college. everyone notice how cool i am for having a rock star mate)
were in a band called john and jehn before savages. she's very french
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were in a band called john and jehn before savages. she's very french
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i haven't seen her in a while because she's all famous now, but last time we went out for a drink she had josh homme's phone number in her mobile
it's absurd. i keep expecting it to be some sort of elaborate prank. she used to be a limp bizkit fan, for fucks sake
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it's absurd. i keep expecting it to be some sort of elaborate prank. she used to be a limp bizkit fan, for fucks sake
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Edit: wanky wanky dull American politics wanky wanky guffs
Guffs
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Guffs
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Just wait until the revelations about fapping herself off with a WSJ and dripping her gush on an interns tie.
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I'm shit at it but still won a bottle of rubbish fizz last time.
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for a country that's never won a war single-handedly, they are well up themselves
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Actually, I nearly bought one, because I thought it would be funny
Then I was struck by the thought that people might think I was being serious. Same reason I didn't buy a thumbs up Papa Francesco t-shirt in Rome.
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Then I was struck by the thought that people might think I was being serious. Same reason I didn't buy a thumbs up Papa Francesco t-shirt in Rome.
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Trump will ostrich become yesterday
I have orange juice in the american hot sauce
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I have orange juice in the american hot sauce
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 9:47, archived)
Morning grrry.
Just reading that police in Wales ran a dog over on purpose. I must say I thoroughly approve.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-35644209
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Just reading that police in Wales ran a dog over on purpose. I must say I thoroughly approve.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-35644209
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Hello
which is the first track off that album and which includes lyrics by Gary Glitter
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which is the first track off that album and which includes lyrics by Gary Glitter
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no reduction in text size would be sufficient to hide your shame at knowing that
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yeah but there were too many other posts during my walk to work and now it's like i don't even recognise this thread anymore
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manolith imagines that he sits in an armoured cage somewhere in the bowels of a justice enforcement agency
and stone-faced detectives approach him with requests for incredible firepower, and he has the power to hand over a grenade launcher with a casually gruff "sign 'ere", like a seasoned quartermaster who don't take no shit from nobody.
When really he just has to take the least-bespittled microphone cover off a shelf and pass it to an acne'd student for their "innovative" talking heads project.
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)
and stone-faced detectives approach him with requests for incredible firepower, and he has the power to hand over a grenade launcher with a casually gruff "sign 'ere", like a seasoned quartermaster who don't take no shit from nobody.
When really he just has to take the least-bespittled microphone cover off a shelf and pass it to an acne'd student for their "innovative" talking heads project.
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we've got some quite cool shit, ACTUALLY
but i have no delusions about being anything other than a kit monkey
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but i have no delusions about being anything other than a kit monkey
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And in the zodiac, Cancer is represented as the brain slug
Do try to keep up, Windy
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Do try to keep up, Windy
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I don't think you can feel cancer in your head
so it's more likely to be a subarachnoid haemorrhage or summat
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so it's more likely to be a subarachnoid haemorrhage or summat
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 8:28, archived)
my aunt had a brain tumour and her vocabulary went mental
she swapped nouns for other completely random objects. "Gas bill" became "strawberry".
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she swapped nouns for other completely random objects. "Gas bill" became "strawberry".
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Stand out from the crowd and find your own vocabulary style. Maybe yours will catch on.
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Shit, I do that sometimes
I really ought to see a doctor you know
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I really ought to see a doctor you know
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crazy motherfucker named win cube,
From the group posting on b3ta with attitude!
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From the group posting on b3ta with attitude!
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I swan dived off the side of the pyramid venue in pompey,
In to a hedge that wasn't as deep as I'd thought and broke my collarbone
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In to a hedge that wasn't as deep as I'd thought and broke my collarbone
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yeah, that's pretty rock and/or roll
the only band I remember watching there was Dio :(
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the only band I remember watching there was Dio :(
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I never saw a band there,
But did spend a lot of time in the shot rock night in the club under the pool that smelt of chlorine and crotch
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But did spend a lot of time in the shot rock night in the club under the pool that smelt of chlorine and crotch
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I don't think I ever even went inside any of it except the dodgy club.
Was it alright?
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Was it alright?
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I've just been reflecting on it
It was 1989. I was 11. It was a "swimming pool" with a bar, and they played a lot of London Boys, Pet Shop Boys and Bananarama. Was it alright?
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It was 1989. I was 11. It was a "swimming pool" with a bar, and they played a lot of London Boys, Pet Shop Boys and Bananarama. Was it alright?
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I went there the day it opened
and maybe once more after that. It had a wave machine (pretty much unheard of back then) so it was quite popular.
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 8:35, archived)
and maybe once more after that. It had a wave machine (pretty much unheard of back then) so it was quite popular.
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Seems like you and I are of a similar age
I used to go to Victoria baths or Havant leisure centre. Because I was poor.
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I used to go to Victoria baths or Havant leisure centre. Because I was poor.
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 8:41, archived)
Looks a bit nippy out.
Hahaha it's funny because they're Japanese tourists. Or possibly Chinese. But that doesn't work.
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 8:18, archived)
Hahaha it's funny because they're Japanese tourists. Or possibly Chinese. But that doesn't work.
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 8:18, archived)
I've just listened to "Let it go" in norwegian, danish and swedish, to compensate
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 9:00, archived)
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I was pissing by your coffee and thought I would stip in for a chot
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 8:45, archived)
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Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker!
There's three ways our love can go!
That's good, bad, and mediocre!
J A N E T I love you soooooo!
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:22, archived)
There's three ways our love can go!
That's good, bad, and mediocre!
J A N E T I love you soooooo!
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:22, archived)
just think...an hour ago she was plain old betty monroe...and NOW, she's MRS RALPH HAPSCHATT! 8-D
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It's alright, I'm pretty sure no one who it's a secret from is here
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Chutneys in town, 4th March. Meet in the 3 goats before hand about 7.30
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It's actually not,
A few of the maintenance team and contractors that are basically permanent go for a curry once in a while. The crap heads aren't invited so it is secret.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:06, archived)
A few of the maintenance team and contractors that are basically permanent go for a curry once in a while. The crap heads aren't invited so it is secret.
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Don't feel bad, most of us have considered eating you at some point
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 23:13, archived)
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 23:13, archived)
I expect you're wondering what you're doing soaking in Reg's eleven secret herbs and spices.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 23:24, archived)
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Oh I see
Sounded like one of those "dinner party that you're expected to pay for" type deals
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:26, archived)
Sounded like one of those "dinner party that you're expected to pay for" type deals
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:26, archived)
Nah, I do know of one of those.
I went once. Didn't like the food.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:33, archived)
I went once. Didn't like the food.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:33, archived)
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( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:06, archived)
I was supposed to go to Paris, to the Escoffier School. But then I got orders for my physical. Hell, I joined the Navy. Heard they had better food. Cook school. That did it. They lined us all up in front of a hundred yards of prime rib. Magnificent meat, beautifully marbled. Then they started throwing it in these big cauldrons. All of it. Boiling. I looked in, and it was turning gray. I couldn't fucking believe that one! That's when I applied for radioman's school
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:47, archived)
I don't know what that is but it sounds like the back story to under siege
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 21:42, archived)
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Which is the most cost effective way to 'top' one's self?
least painful is a bonus too
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:24, archived)
least painful is a bonus too
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:24, archived)
post a really shit joke on /board and then post a slightly better one a bit later
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:29, archived)
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Tie a rope to your roof joist
stick the noose round your neck and jump through the loft hatch.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:30, archived)
stick the noose round your neck and jump through the loft hatch.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:30, archived)
Noose knot to the side and your neck should break instead of just suffocating.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:31, archived)
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my left nut hangs a little lower
so I will try the right side to balance it out a bit
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:36, archived)
so I will try the right side to balance it out a bit
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ps, don't do that, it's as they say, a permanent solution to a temporary problem
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you should think about going into therapy
as a therapist (not a patient)
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:37, archived)
as a therapist (not a patient)
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:37, archived)
you shoud think about being in therapy?
as a drummer (not a bassist)
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:41, archived)
as a drummer (not a bassist)
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:41, archived)
you could top yourself with a variety of delicious things
if you're going for savoury, some good choices would be cheese, sauces or sliced meats. if you've got more of a sweet tooth; try cream, fruit or chocolate
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:39, archived)
if you're going for savoury, some good choices would be cheese, sauces or sliced meats. if you've got more of a sweet tooth; try cream, fruit or chocolate
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:39, archived)
well what have you got in the cupboard already?
there's probably something tasty you hadn't even considered!
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:43, archived)
there's probably something tasty you hadn't even considered!
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:43, archived)
I have some 'tums' in the medicine cabinet
and self raising flour?!
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:47, archived)
and self raising flour?!
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:47, archived)
you should go on can't cook won't cook with that
see what they can do
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:21, archived)
see what they can do
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:21, archived)
My old man popped out at 62
I hope I have my Mum's genes, she's nearly 85
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:24, archived)
I hope I have my Mum's genes, she's nearly 85
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:24, archived)
What's the point of saving money? You won't need it tomorrow and it's not like you have any friends or family to inherit it.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:08, archived)
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How can you have no money? No wonder you want to kill yourself
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:17, archived)
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Then you have no worries in the world. Shoplift a bottle of meths and become a Gentleman of the Road.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:18, archived)
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Well I have had some fabulous feed back, I will let you know how it went
or not as the case may be
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:41, archived)
or not as the case may be
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:41, archived)
d'you know what, even if you're joking,
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/contact-us?gclid=CJffx6rmjssCFeUV0wods0ULFg
www.papyrus-uk.org/
www.thecalmzone.net/
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 21:13, archived)
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/contact-us?gclid=CJffx6rmjssCFeUV0wods0ULFg
www.papyrus-uk.org/
www.thecalmzone.net/
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 21:13, archived)
too soon?
dunno, doubt anyone is reading this far down anyway and now you're talking to yourself
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 23:17, archived)
dunno, doubt anyone is reading this far down anyway and now you're talking to yourself
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 23:17, archived)
holy shit tangled - how on earth did you know that i was talking to myself?!
you're freaking me out, man
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 0:28, archived)
you're freaking me out, man
( , Wed 24 Feb 2016, 0:28, archived)
black, black like my soul
black like a mole in a hole with some coal
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 15:33, archived)
black like a mole in a hole with some coal
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 15:33, archived)
Tell you what, I liked Grrrmachine's chosen topic, but some of our friends have taken exception to its delivery
So let's say this:
What tv shows do you remember from when you were a child, and which ones did you enjoy the most?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:21, archived)
So let's say this:
What tv shows do you remember from when you were a child, and which ones did you enjoy the most?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:21, archived)
There weren't many I didn't like
Never cared for Press Gang, or the children's hospital one. I guess I preferred cartoons.
Supergran, Jossie's Giants and Eerie Indiana were three exceptions
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:23, archived)
Never cared for Press Gang, or the children's hospital one. I guess I preferred cartoons.
Supergran, Jossie's Giants and Eerie Indiana were three exceptions
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:23, archived)
Yes, I liked that
I remember it being quite cleverly written. Also, Pinky and The Brain.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:27, archived)
I remember it being quite cleverly written. Also, Pinky and The Brain.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:27, archived)
They played that clip on the plane went I went to america (where I got married a few days later)
#noonecaresTH
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#noonecaresTH
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I also like that
as do my boys, which gives me the excuse to watch 4 or 5 episodes on the trot
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:29, archived)
as do my boys, which gives me the excuse to watch 4 or 5 episodes on the trot
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:29, archived)
i watched an episode the other day where a finn in a different dimension found the ice king's dead body
and then accidentally destroyed the world using his crown all whilst another finn and jake were watching from an inter-dimensional space trying to determine how to save their own dimension from destruction
for kids this, yeah
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:36, archived)
and then accidentally destroyed the world using his crown all whilst another finn and jake were watching from an inter-dimensional space trying to determine how to save their own dimension from destruction
for kids this, yeah
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:36, archived)
I liked Danger mouse.
But I spent most of my time nicking sweets from the top shop and causing trouble up the rec and the ici factory.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:33, archived)
But I spent most of my time nicking sweets from the top shop and causing trouble up the rec and the ici factory.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:33, archived)
the new Danger Mouse is actually quite good
No one was more surprised than me. NO ONE.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:34, archived)
No one was more surprised than me. NO ONE.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:34, archived)
The new Thunderbirds is balls
But then I didn't like the old one, so maybe it's good, I dunno.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:35, archived)
But then I didn't like the old one, so maybe it's good, I dunno.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:35, archived)
All Gerry Anderson is wank except the first series of Space 1999 which is EXTRAORDINARY.
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It's on The Internet ... might try to persuade the offspring to watch it after they've finished Teen Titans.
Teen Titans is secretly actually kinda quite good.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:35, archived)
Teen Titans is secretly actually kinda quite good.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:35, archived)
My mum used to record ITV so that I watched it back without the adverts
but this took so long that I was always a day behind all the series and so couldn't join in all the gossip at school
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:47, archived)
but this took so long that I was always a day behind all the series and so couldn't join in all the gossip at school
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:47, archived)
It made conversations in the teachers' staff room really awkward.
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Dungeons and Dragons, Bravestar, Defenders of the Earth and Ulysses 31 are stuck in my head as good
but in terms of revisiting old stuff, I want my kid to watch Oliver Postgate's stuff
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 15:01, archived)
but in terms of revisiting old stuff, I want my kid to watch Oliver Postgate's stuff
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 15:01, archived)
Knightmare was well boss.
In retrospect it's hard to imagine how some of the contents got shown on a kids' TV show.
www.ukgameshows.com/p/images/thumb/3/37/Knightmare_treguardpickle.jpg/300px-Knightmare_treguardpickle.jpg
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 15:17, archived)
In retrospect it's hard to imagine how some of the contents got shown on a kids' TV show.
www.ukgameshows.com/p/images/thumb/3/37/Knightmare_treguardpickle.jpg/300px-Knightmare_treguardpickle.jpg
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 15:17, archived)
"Ha, that one's you, that is!"
What cartoon character or children's toy did you identify as a kid on a Saturday morning before your parents had dragged themselves out of bed?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:41, archived)
What cartoon character or children's toy did you identify as a kid on a Saturday morning before your parents had dragged themselves out of bed?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:41, archived)
I'm assuming you all had childhood fantasies where you actually were the robot from Ulysses 31 or something
but upon reflexion I think that may have been a mistake on my part.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:44, archived)
but upon reflexion I think that may have been a mistake on my part.
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if it's any consolation, women seem to lose a lot more of their marbles in these first three months
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I think he meant to say 'identify with' but clearly he's been out of the country so long he's forgotten how to speak english properly.
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one went blind in a paintball incident and the other one had an excellent mid-90s haircut
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My aunt looked exactly like her, except the make up
since she didn't really like black lipstick
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since she didn't really like black lipstick
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yeah, I'd be alright being Evil Edna
and I reckon mongy would be a pretty good Arthur. Who gets to be Mavis?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:46, archived)
and I reckon mongy would be a pretty good Arthur. Who gets to be Mavis?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:46, archived)
It's your dignity that makes you so fanciable
that and your tight arse
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:52, archived)
that and your tight arse
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:52, archived)
I could bounce up on down on those buns all night if you know what I mean.
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I don't, but from the context, I'm guessing it's something sexual
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this is the sort of answer I expected
thanks for playing along, Two Hats
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:49, archived)
thanks for playing along, Two Hats
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But although I liked the idea of being a Masked Crusader
it's the working overtime bit that puts me off
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:49, archived)
it's the working overtime bit that puts me off
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:49, archived)
Not much sleep, eh?
Get an au pair. Best money you'll every spend.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:53, archived)
Get an au pair. Best money you'll every spend.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:53, archived)
You are exhibiting the classic dementia-like symptoms of a sleepless new father.
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I'm delighted my weekend away is making you feel slightly less dreadful about living in pissbucket squalor.
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no, it just provides a delightful new perspective on the misery you suffer at home
it so perfectly explains all your other pointless boasting and bitterness.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:12, archived)
it so perfectly explains all your other pointless boasting and bitterness.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 14:12, archived)
img.ifcdn.com/images/e59638b82a9a8a437a1cb0385aadc7b201c2d7649bc060b742b8c18545cc4657_1.jpg
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 12:45, archived)
Isn't that the Gordon Ramsey sex dwarf who got eaten by badgers?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 12:50, archived)
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arbroath.blogspot.co.uk/2011/08/gordon-ramsay-sex-dwarf-eaten-by-badger.html
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 12:52, archived)
midget shambles and grrry arguing over Poland vs France or some shit
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 12:52, archived)
I hope you're not being bigoted.
Midgets have as much right to be racist as anyone else.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 12:54, archived)
Midgets have as much right to be racist as anyone else.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 12:54, archived)
Can you still get midget gems?
I used to like Surprise Liquorice flavour.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:01, archived)
I used to like Surprise Liquorice flavour.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:01, archived)
hey yeah i get it, midgets are funny
as a vertically challenged, young, black woman; i take offence
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:08, archived)
as a vertically challenged, young, black woman; i take offence
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:08, archived)
That's still no excuse for not knowing how to use a semicolon.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:12, archived)
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Can you say "watchoo talking bout willis" while I do you from the rear?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:13, archived)
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Also also ... a midget manolith would just be a normal sized human with shit nordic death metal larper hair
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:32, archived)
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there's a larper in our office
he looks like that Rees-Mogg MP chap
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
he looks like that Rees-Mogg MP chap
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
My wife has just booked us into a glamping bell tent.
Why are you getting divorced?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:36, archived)
Why are you getting divorced?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:36, archived)
ahhhhahahahaha
hahaha
fucking hell
hahahahaha
oh man, that's really cheered up my day
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:41, archived)
hahaha
fucking hell
hahahahaha
oh man, that's really cheered up my day
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:41, archived)
It has running water and you don't need to piss into a gutter. You wouldn't like it.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:44, archived)
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of course you're sorry
if you'd married someone from a civilised country, you wouldn't be in such a preposterous, ludicrous, laughable scenario in the first place.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 11:23, archived)
if you'd married someone from a civilised country, you wouldn't be in such a preposterous, ludicrous, laughable scenario in the first place.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 11:23, archived)
Raising a mongrel in a two bed flat with dodgy plumbing in a concrete soviet dystopi...oh wait that's you
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 11:28, archived)
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still better than a raceless brood shacked up in two knocked-together hovels in a socialist dysto... oh wait
man, we're peas in a pod
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 11:32, archived)
man, we're peas in a pod
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 11:32, archived)
oh come on, this is the obvious next step in this love/hate, will-they?/won't-they? relationship, that sitcom audiences love
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 11:45, archived)
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he'll end up saying my name at the divorce hearing instead of his wife's
and the audience will go "ooooooh"
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 12:07, archived)
and the audience will go "ooooooh"
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 12:07, archived)
I'm not even sure what this means. Is Cameron a socialist now?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 12:03, archived)
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We live in Cambridge. I genuinely don't know what you're talking about.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:16, archived)
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in order to toughen my kids up a bit, they've had it all too easy until now and they've got to learn
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:41, archived)
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We stayed in a yurt, once.
Not sure I'd class it as glamping, though.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:46, archived)
Not sure I'd class it as glamping, though.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:46, archived)
plenty of the mongol rally blokes stopped off in a yurt
but that's acceptable, if you're actually on the mongolian steppe. Not a freshly mown field in Bedfordshire.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:54, archived)
but that's acceptable, if you're actually on the mongolian steppe. Not a freshly mown field in Bedfordshire.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:54, archived)
People who glamp in a bell tent
Should have a clamp put on their bell end, m8
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:47, archived)
Should have a clamp put on their bell end, m8
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:47, archived)
Bell tents should come with a gas oven, for that authentic Sylvia Plath experience.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:51, archived)
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Fucking hell
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/travellers-park-up-at-supermarket-in-portsmouth-1-7224831
Space Hopper comments:
Sainsbury's must have a good offer on fake tan , supersized knickers , and hair removal kits , the lady travellers will be able to sort out their mono brows and turn themselves into hideous orange and garish make up creatures that only a cross eyed chubby male traveller would find enticing , to be sure, to be sure,so it is
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:49, archived)
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/travellers-park-up-at-supermarket-in-portsmouth-1-7224831
Space Hopper comments:
Sainsbury's must have a good offer on fake tan , supersized knickers , and hair removal kits , the lady travellers will be able to sort out their mono brows and turn themselves into hideous orange and garish make up creatures that only a cross eyed chubby male traveller would find enticing , to be sure, to be sure,so it is
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 10:49, archived)
When was younger, a 'traveller' was an erection caused by the vibrations of a bus seat
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i bought some pants from that sainsburys when i realised i'd forgotten to pack any
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 11:50, archived)
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Is that the air slowly escaping from the lilo that they're trying to convince you is a proper fucking bed?
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 11:22, archived)
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"You are a glamper" is possibly the most damning insult in modern Britain
( , Tue 23 Feb 2016, 11:14, archived)
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