oh it's another classic MONO! thread(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:23,
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always coincides with a board evacuation for some reasonweird, eh?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:32,
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We should all post photos of our beards and then tangles, as the only girl left can decide who has the best beard. Any moustache wax is an instant disqualification
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:57,
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I won't be participating as it wouldn't be fair(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:00,
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Wax free until it grows back.I don't really want you lot judging my patchy excuse for a beard, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:02,
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You go too far.MODS!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:17,
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Oh man been waiting for this oneEVENINH SS-Oh wait...
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:28,
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Merry Christmas you stupid cunt(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:49,
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I wont be here tomorrow or Thursday, so someone else needs to do the morning threadWhat important announcement do you want to make?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:56,
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I AM A MASSIVE RACISTI'm not ashamed
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:57,
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Typical mcbeef.... wait a minute!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:58,
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give me a samurai top knot and we're basically the same person(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:59,
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Do you remember Samurai Pizza Cats?That was a weird cartoon. Crass attempt to cash in on the Ninja Turtle phenomenon, I suppose.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:08,
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I do, yesand Biker Mice From Mars. Baffling.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:09,
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Neither could hold a candle to Bucky O'Hare, though.No doubt a quick visit to YouTube would disabuse me of the belief that the theme song to that rocked.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:11,
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80's kids tv themes did seem to be pretty coolThundercats, MASK, Inspector Gadget...all solid theme tunes.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:12,
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Too right, 2H.Shame the actual cartoons rarely lived up to them.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:17,
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Thundercats really needs a live action film...NOT YOU, MICHAEL BAY!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:28,
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Ulysses 31 live action film please(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:34,
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does it matter if i haven't seen the first 30?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:50,
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Not reallyit's a very straight forward storyline. Read Homer's Odyssey for a bit of background. Especially the mutant plant cyborgs.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:52,
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youtu.be/KfCM4MfsKEg?t=54
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:55,
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IT WAS BRILLIANT AND WENT EVERYWHERE(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:53,
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I don't recall ever seeing an end to the story.I could just watch the last episode, I suppose.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:00,
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what happened in the end of mysterious cities of gold then? did they ever find the gold?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:12,
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Aliens, I think.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:16,
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According to Wikipedia the season ended with them destroying one of the seven Cities of Goldand heading off to find the second, bloody foreign vandals #brexit
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:19,
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show some respect, you cheeky young knave(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:36,
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My brother's roller derby team is named after that.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:17,
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I didn't realise roller derby's were still a thing. Or a thing in the uk at all.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:20,
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It's quite niche.Not to mention, it's a girl's game.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:21,
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I've got an announcement.FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:01,
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Easy pigsterhave your stolen double decker to help you calm down a bit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:07,
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I didn't really like the first one.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:14,
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They are pretty shit to be fair.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:15,
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Ignore the second one.Help spread the hashtag.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:18,
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Jesusthis is so rude
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:10,
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Sham 69 have slowed down a bit in their later years.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:06,
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Take your time, 'Arry(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:10,
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I don't think we can ever be more than just good friends.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:05,
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I doubt we can ever be that, tbh m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:14,
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How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?Man, Michael Bolton spoke the truth.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:19,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:59,
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:22,
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I don't have any important announcements but hello anyway(
vladimir, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:29,
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^does his evil bidding on ebay(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:53,
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i loved that film and i'm very glad the director is helming the new thor(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:14,
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I will do it no worries.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:32,
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well yeah no worries for you maybeeveryone else, worries
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vladimir, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:35,
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Alright vlad(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:40,
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I'm positively distraught(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:40,
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i don't remember you having a lot of traught to begin with, if i'm honest(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:49,
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Oh, I have traughtI have traught dripping from every available orifice
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:51,
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you have an abundance of traught in your tract(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:08,
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Noel's getting investigated by the ads watchdog about that box that doesn't cure cancer and it turns out his daughter's a 50% shareholder in the firm that make it.www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/07/noel-edmonds-investigated-by-advertising-watchdog-after-endorsin/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:58,
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The internet seems to be awash with stories that confirm that he's an utter twat.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:04,
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the thing is you're not really allowed to say you can cure cancer if you can't(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:09,
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#brexit, now.This sort of red tape is just not fair on corporations.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:11,
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The UK will be a much better place once we escape all that EU red tape and every workplace can be run like a Sports Direct warehouse.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:14,
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I'm not sure you are ever allowed to say there is a cure for cancer at all, just treatments, can always come back (
mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:17,
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hmm perhaps there is something in this negative thinking thing then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:20,
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‘I wrote to the Cosmos that I would like to meet a woman who’ll make me laugh and make me happy,’ Noel tells me. ‘I wrote that I’d like a relationship that’s not too heavy with an attractive lady, and I’d like her to walk into my life by the end of September 2005. And she did!’
There is a short silence. ‘She wasn’t the person who sold her story to the Sunday People back in July, was she?’ I ask.
There’s another silence.
‘Yes,’ says Noel.
He was a very tender and lovely kisser. When I woke up with him the following morning I felt completely at ease and his first words were, ‘cup of tea, darling?’ He was a very giving man in all aspects and satisfied me in every way. Noel had his own special song for us. It was ‘You’re Beautiful’ by James Blunt. But once he was back at the top he didn’t need me any more. I felt he just discarded me. He was a hypocrite who used me to make himself feel more positive about himself. Marjan Simmons, the Sunday People, August 2006
‘So that turned out to be not so good,’ I say. ‘Maybe if you’d written down, “I want to meet somebody by the end of September and I don’t want her selling her story to the Sunday People –“ ’
‘No, you can’t do that,’ Noel interrupts, ‘because that’s a negative. The Cosmos only accepts positive orders. The word I probably missed out was “trustworthy”.’
Jon Ronson, Lost at Sea: The Jon Ronson Mysteries
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vladimir, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:29,
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fucking lol.Might try 'the cosmos says we should be together' next time I'm on the pull though.
'Tell me, do you use Timotei?' doesn't work as well as it used to.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:50,
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According to celebrity beard enthusiast Noel Edmonds, cancer is caused by negative energyWhen has your attitude had a direct impact on your life? You can't use the phrase 'spiritual alarm clock'.
Source:
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/noel-edmonds-sparks-outrage-after-8130260#MZaTriF2mwMbq2AJ.97
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:52,
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so that's it, is it?that's why you don't like it here. the page isn't intelligent enough for you? the man who posts lines and lines of HAHAHAHA..?
jog on, mono
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:31,
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA(
MONO!, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:32,
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i'm notyou've confused being a dullard with being bored of your shit
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:52,
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it'll come to that eventuallymight put it to a jury like i did with 2 can
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:24,
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Have a fight, MONO! e mano.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:03,
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hah, i can just imagine the boxing-style poster(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:23,
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ur nan's chuff is rife with my penus, m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:01,
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I got fed up and threw a bread roll at a chef once. He punched me in the nose. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:55,
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a disproportionate reaction, I feel(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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Well, it was the culmination of a few bad days.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:06,
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I know that feeling. I did some damage to a kitchen after my cheese and bean toastie stuck once.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:07,
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My curmudgeonly nature probably has a negative impact on my career and relationship with colleagues but I don't care enough to rectify it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:59,
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^strange and beautiful(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:03,
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only good things happen to meprobably because of my sunny disposition and cheerful worldview
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:59,
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Do you just count any day you don't die of consumption a 'good day'?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:01,
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It's usually a win in the third world yeah.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:05,
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i'd just been reading about thishe's a daft cunt, innee
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:59,
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Do you reckon he'll get a job on new Top Gear?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:05,
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Maybe he could crash a helicopter into Chris Evans.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:07,
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i think he'll get a padded cell in new bedlam, m8t(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:17,
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what utter bollocks everybody know it is caused by bad karma from a previous life, not as bad as the karma kids born spastics tho, they must have really been bad (
mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:03,
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I tell my kids every dayTidy your room or you'll turn into a stephen hawkins
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:23,
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Has anyone told Marie Curie or McMillan?They could save millions by just telling folks to cheer up a bit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:04,
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all because she was such a negative nelly(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:08,
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She should have been more positive, like the famous scientist Noel Edmonds says to do.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:08,
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Tweeting them now m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:24,
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I prevent cancer simply by smiling at my reflection in the mirror for ten minutes every morning and night(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:06,
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you can't argue with the results(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:25,
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My mum fancies Noel Edmonds.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:13,
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She wants to peg him in his crinkly bottom.I think mine fancies Andy Murray.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:13,
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I bet she has deal or no deal fantasiesinstead of boxes it's her legs he's opening.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:15,
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She loves it when he empties his gunge tank.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:26,
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At once lol and eww.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:29,
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The machine at work had just got double deckers in it as of this morning.So I decided to get one and it gave me 2.
imgur.com/a/OfvV9
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:18,
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I hope you shared the spare one with Gerald. I think that's how it works.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:24,
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His dad died on Friday, so he's not in this week.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:27,
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He's a big meat headed shaved bear of a man, but God was it hard to seem him break down.I don't like the bloke, but he was hurting and no one deserves that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:39,
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still shat himself didn't he(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:43,
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Wouldn't have happened if the NHS wasn't 90% staffed by illegal immigrants eh(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:43,
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He did make a point about foreign people being always given priority over proper English. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:44,
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That's the good thing about strong convictionsEverything that happens to you will confirm just how right you are
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:53,
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HaCheer up, you'll get cancer
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:40,
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IGNORE ONE OF THEM(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:25,
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they're so fed up of being ignored that they're throwing themselves at youi encountered this the other day
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:29,
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We're getting close to having something of a Double Decker mountain here in the UKthey're being ignored at an alarming rate
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:32,
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A few months ago he decided Britain was full because he got stuck in traffic.www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/12098240/Noel-Edmonds-says-Britain-is-full-after-getting-stuck-in-traffic-jam.html
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:23,
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HahaI wonder if he wants to buy some magic beans
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:27,
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Maybe we could use Cosmic Ordering to will him into killing himself?Maybe something less drastic, like giving away his millions to a worthy cause.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:30,
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Wasn't he one of the original 'does a lot for charidee' types.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:32,
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Spent a lot of BBC/Sky's money doing nice things for sick kids at Christmas, so there's that.But he's a millionaire property developer, now, so I'd gladly see him impoverished.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:39,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:44,
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That's probably libelous.Aaaaahahahahahaha!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:58,
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I've had to click Hide on Windy's reply in this thread.#ignoringdoubledeckers
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:28,
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Always slightly disappointed when I read the court roundup and I don't know anyone on the listjust want ONE person that I went to school or use to work with.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:46,
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ever felled a tree?what's the manliest thing you've ever done?
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MONO!, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:05,
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Yes, felled a tree, What are we classing as manly? Physical activity?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:08,
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he's being very heteronormativeAND THAT'S THE ONLY TYPE OF HETERO HE'S BEING!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:12,
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Well, I have rebuilt an engine, done a lot of welding, worked on high pressure steam boilers, Worked on a bell tower roof, my job sees me do a lot of traditionally "manly" things. But you give me a computer to sort out ask me to draw up a technical diagram for something I'm lost.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:43,
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There is a lot of grunting. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:45,
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i assumed you limited saying that to when you were in games workshop(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:37,
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I done it with a girl once(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:10,
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yeah, alright 'jay from the inbetweeners' pull the other one(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:14,
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yeah, i havebut it was in scouts. so not very manly.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:11,
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hey man, i was a patrol leaderour patrols were named after astronauts. i was a shepard. the other patrol (the armstrongs) had this wheezy fat lad as PL so my lot used to win at everything
oh yeah, cool guy over here.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:23,
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I only lasted two weeks in Scouts,as I foolishly joined the same troop as one of my school bullies.
Probably for the best, though, as I was one of the worst Cubs ever - I had so few badges by the time I moved on to Scouts, that they have me my Silver Arrow out of pity.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:33,
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to be honest, i often wanted to quitbut my uncle was a scout leader and if i mentioned to my mum that i didn't like it any more, she'd phone him and i'd get a lecture on why it was such an important organisation
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:59,
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I wanted to leave as well but my mates dad was the leader.I think the main reason was that my parents wanted several hours of peace on a friday night.
Scout leaders appear to be mental ex-army racists usually though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:10,
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Ripped out a built in wardrobe with my bare handsand grew a moustache while I was doing it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:13,
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Knocked down a wall with a sledgehammer.Made fire.
Grown a moustache.
Fathered multiple children.
All of these are as naught to my ability to wire a plug.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:17,
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it's a useful skill to have if you ever buy any electrical appliances in the 1970s(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:21,
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I'm still slightly surprised by the number of people of my age who don't know how to do it, though.They probably have to pay people to put up light fittings, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:30,
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Lots of people pay to have lights put up, God bless 3 plate ceiling roses (
mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:39,
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I had to leave the house when we had a new oven installed, as it would have been illegal for me to fit it myself, apparently. Electrics is the one bit of DIY that I'm comfortable with, what with it being basically foolproof. Unlike plumbing. Seriously, fuck plumbing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:54,
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I'm not particularly scared of electrics.I don't even like looking at the boiler though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:55,
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I drained and repressurised a combi boiler, once.Not getting involved with the gas half of the equation, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:14,
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I have to pressurize the boiler about once a week in winter.The relief valve is a bit overactive.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:16,
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Ever since the offices at the end of our road were turned into flats,our water pressure has dropped massively, so repressurising the system is a never ending task.
The water company are insistent that this is a complete coincidence. Wankers.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:22,
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If it's a sealed system you shouldn't have to, and the water board are right, you've got a leak somewhere or your pressure vessel or pressure relief valve is fucked (
mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:34,
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I've had it checked over by two plumbers, and one sent by the water company.Water company man muttered something vague about a blockage, the two independents have found nothing wrong and pointed blame at the incoming pressure.
Aside from not being able to run two baths at once, it's not really a massive inconvenience, so i haven't bothered to find the time to have a proper go at the supplier. The answer is probably to get a tank installed in the loft, but imagine it'll take a herculean amount of complaining to get them pay for that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:43,
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Are you venting the rads while filling, you should be, sounds full of air imho (
mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:36,
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Naw, if the rads needed bleeding wouldn't the tops stay cold?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:49,
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There rads in our lounges are warm at the top and cold at the bottom. Probably full of sludge.I must say that this "building maintenance" sub-thread is going great, isn't it? Even better than yesterday's biscuit chat.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:55,
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yeah yeah, i'll pull all the reds and blacks out of a ceiling rose and you re-wire it(
mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:58,
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These people reckon it's easy.Give them a 2 way switch and they go to pieces.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:01,
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yep, we'll get them to wire a staircase with intermediate switching, funny how 95% of home fires are caused by electrical faults when it is fool proof (
mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:03,
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Sufficiently foolproof that I can cope with it, anyway.I suppose I should never underestimate the public's capacity for foolishness.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:13,
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Most of the fittings in my house are all black wires, no reds.Heaven knows what's going on there, but I seem to get by by just plugging things in until the fuses don't trip.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:05,
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that load surge that is causing the fuse to trip is also damaging the cable(
mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:06,
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Confession: I make a note of the way in which the previous fitting was wired, whilst I'm taking it down.No need for trial and error. Irks me that the wires aren't properly colour-coded, though, so I'll often patch in a bit of the correct colour, if I have any to hand.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:10,
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The blacks that are reds should have red sleaving, or brown as it is now, but sparks are lazy (
mongychops, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:13,
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Black & Red LT cable makes good speaker wire without the added premium of audiophile bullshit.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:15,
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Your ions are probably misaligned.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:19,
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Probably. It's been a while since I wound my spiritual alarm clock.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:22,
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I gold plated my own chakras.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:26,
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I'd rather someone else cut through the asbestos in the artex.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:41,
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Someone I work with recently paid to have someone install his washing machineI was nearly sick
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:03,
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Someone I know did that - I wanted to slap them.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:06,
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If you live in a flat it's worth paying that to have the thing lugged up the stairs and the old one lugged back down.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:12,
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I bet you refuse to pay someone else to wash your car as well.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:17,
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I pay my kids, but they make a shit job of it.Mind you, I can never be arsed to go over it with a shammy, so it always ends up pretty streaky.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:25,
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My motors are usually so grubby passengers get black hands from the door handles. But if it's getting a clean you can't beat the value of a hand carwash; about the same cost of a jetwash without one side being hastily washed as the timer goes off.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:31,
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I'll sometimes relent when approached by one of the poor sods working the supermarket carpark.They usually manage an acceptable standard. I've never been bothered about having a car that gleams.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:37,
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I painstakingly t-cutted and waxed my first car as it was red that had faded to pinky-white.About a month later it was back to pinky-white. I did not bother to do this again.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:42,
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Carrying it up the stairs is one thingBut plugging it in? Come on m8
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:29,
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TANGLEDI've just tweeted Timmy again. If he doesn't reply this time, I'm fucking giving up.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:22,
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he'd have to wait a week before he could post anything thoughtell him i'll fast-track him into an old 'refurbished' account
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:28,
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thanks mano, I've passed on this message(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:59,
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he's just playing hard to getmaybe try going to his house to speak to him in person?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:34,
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Manolith bought some stuff from himMaybe he should speak to him
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:02,
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i only bought a small badge, but he sent a signed pic, a catalogue of his art and a sticker with his return address at 'timmy towers'(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:07,
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the invitation might have a little more gravitas coming from a moderator(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:11,
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I once totally told a daisy to fuck offand I'm fairly sure it heard me.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:31,
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Flowers are pricks, the fucking lot of them.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:33,
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yes, it's very clever(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:47,
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I had a row with a bee yesterdayI was cutting some chives while it was doing its dirty business with the flowers. It took exception to my pruning and came and had a go. I told him to do one, and he did. No drama.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:04,
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yeah right, i bet you look like this nowi.imgur.com/HtM2Kb8.png
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:16,
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Block Category - Adult/Mature Content;Entertainment;Audio/Video Clips
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:21,
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The man in the picture has quite an offensive haircut.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:29,
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sounds about right(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:32,
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Actually my real answer is getting into a fist-fight when I flew at this guy who was sexually assaulting a girl on a train.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:51,
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[hilarious strikethrough implying I was the original assailant](
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:53,
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this is one of the most qotw things i have ever heard(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:00,
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Only needs a Honda Accord of justice to make it complete.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:01,
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If Jeremy Corbyn's plan for all women carriages were taken seriouslywe wouldn't have totes 111% trufax internet hardman stories like this.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:00,
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You may have imagined this(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:05,
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Told the boss to fuck off, I'm eating a sandwichwhile sitting in a 35tonne earth mover.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:09,
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Morning Grrrr.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 7:05,
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can you take over this thread?I've actually got some work to do
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 7:42,
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No mate, we're on a job from 8, so I'll only let you down.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 7:44,
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Alright SS(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:51,
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Alright. Despite this job starting from 8, we've got nothing done.Gary just talks too much. People keep dropping in, and he has to tell them all the same stories over and over. At least Gerald is away this week.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:35,
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He'll be whinging latrr when we have to rush to finish.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:49,
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not if brussel's have there way!(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:55,
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It's definitely a cold.No doubt I shall be a festering corpse, before this day is done.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 7:36,
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at least you and garideb will have something to talk about(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:17,
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Remember our dealyou die, I get your mega drive knock off
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:56,
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You'll probably have to fight my kids for it,but a decent showing of physical strength ought to earn their respect - take out the biggest one first.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:12,
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are any of them the right size to wield as a club?that would probably help
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:40,
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Ripping a leg from one to beat the others, that could work,but they're all slightly too big to wave about whole.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:44,
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OK, if Mupps is Big Show sized.I'm also reminded of a kung fu film, wherein the hero wields his son like a yo-yo, but I can't remember what it was called.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:57,
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Incidentally I watched the start of an absolutely godawful Steven Segal film last nightWhere a mook beat a prostitute to death with a baby, no buildup or anything, he just grabbed the baby and started wailing on her.
I'm not sure how the rest of the film panned out, I'm sure it was terrible but that sort of thing puts so called "extremely adult" Deadpool to shame #babiesasclubs
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:50,
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have you seen cockneys vs zombies?there's a great bit of surprising baby violence (or SBV) in that
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:52,
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Never heard of that, but x vs. zombies sounds like it's been done to deathSegal, bless him, he tries. And it's comedy watching him try to do normal human things like simple conversation. Apart from Under Siege I can't think of a good film he's been in but at least he's consistent.
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:55,
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it has a bit but this was from 2012 so it wasn't quite so badit's actually an alright film. there's a b story about the residents of an old folks' home trying to repel the zombies
here's richard briers, for example
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:06,
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"Alright" is about the highest praise that film deserves.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:08,
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i was expecting it to be dire, and also feature danny dyerbut it entertained me. the oldsters' story is way better than the youngsters'
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:09,
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Is there?All I remember of it is Brian (from My Parents Are Aliens) being eaten, and the camera lingering on Michelle Ryan's bust.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:04,
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yeahthis bit
honor blackman says 'fuck' in it as well, i think
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:09,
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I'd forgotten about that.Honor Blackman cursing like a navvy ought not to surprise anyone.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:19,
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Sure you weren't watching American Psycho?Half Past Dead was the last watchable Segal film. And that wasn't very good. I did get a chuckle out of whichever one it was where he beats up Trevor from EastEnders, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:54,
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It was called Kill Switch, only watched the first 15 minutes but it was shaping up to be terribleI just thought the baby clubbing was particularly standout
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:56,
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I'll keep an eye out for that on MovieMix.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:06,
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morning chumsi'm sure when grrrmachine decides to reply to us all, it will be worth waiting for
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:19,
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go fuck yourself sideways with a pair of secateurs, you mopey cuntno offense
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:25,
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Dropping a hundred bucks on t-shirts todayI've got a problem :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:29,
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woah ma8ewhere from? how many are you getting for your ton? are they all for you?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:30,
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Top rope Tuesday innitNaturally, I need to buy three, or there'll be a mutiny
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:32,
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oh shit, of coursei want one but wouldn't actually wear it because of my tshirt racism
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:38,
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^worse than 911 Hitlers(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:21,
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You mug.Pretty sure I blew in excess of £500 to facilitate our "cheap" camping holiday over half term. Now I feel obliged to take many more camping holidays so that I can get the value out of all that gear.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:17,
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We'll never be rich.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:27,
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I bought a head torch for hiking and camping but mainly just use it for getting the washing in when it's dark.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:05,
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I'd use mine for poking around in the loft, if it hadn't broken.
#headtorchwoe
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:20,
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No. Not without incident.*gun kata*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:18,
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I'll just wait until you have time to reply to us all then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:48,
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^ the unknown stuntman that made grrrmachine a star(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 8:56,
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Why don't you come back to my place and we can, uh, drink some German wiiiine....(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 9:35,
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Hows thingsWorked out what to do after late capitalism is over?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:40,
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might go on holiday,need to get those running shoes first though
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:45,
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What if someone sees you buying something?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:51,
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i'll put a paper bag on my head(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:55,
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People will just ask why you have a paper bag on your head(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:56,
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there's always bloody something isn't there(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:56,
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Are you planning a running holiday, or are you running to your holiday? (
mongychops, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:52,
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nah it was just a sort of joke that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:55,
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I'll probably go and fight in the food wars, I reckon. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:52,
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Please dont turn this into a food threadFor mongys sake. He's going through a lot right now.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:55,
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Hoo fucking rahFacebook reminded me it's my candle day, so I came back to be insulted by people I don't know.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:24,
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HAPPY CANDLESDAY THE LOVELY ZUKES!*Cakerapes*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:30,
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TERRIBLE BULLYING!:(
BAN GINGEZILLA!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:33,
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Ah go fuck your penguins(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:38,
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FINE! I WILL!Penguin Harem! Assemble!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:32,
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Will Stan Lee get a few seconds worth?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:33,
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How do, fuck face(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:42,
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Better now I've got an ice popI'm easily pleased in this heat.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:45,
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aye up, BloosterThat's a smashing blouse
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:24,
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Bit rude m8Just started a new thread happy candles and stuff but post something interesting lol
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Yeah but it was a fucking shit one to be fair. No offence. (
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:37,
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Who let this in?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:38,
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or did they leave it"a" jar?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:40,
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hellooh wait i already said that
err
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:15,
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hello MGTI remember you from last time.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:25,
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Ooh. Look what the fucking cat dragged in. Alright boggus
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:03,
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Alright Fat Spastic.My farmers are hanging like a dead boxer's gloves. Topicalolols
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All right, 'Zuki!I think this is the first time I've posted using a mobile device. They weren't invented when I was last here!
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:09,
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Don't make me pregnantI mean "Hello!"
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:10,
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she said DON'T get her pregnantI'm pretty certain your chest bumps are highly fertile
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:27,
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By this brief incursion we've turned the internet into the twitching genitals of an ambitious teenagerThat's good, by the way.
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www.notonthehighstreet.com/foxsfelts/product/needle-felt-dinosaur-cot-mobile
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:16,
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Two hundred and fifty quid?I'll suspend some empty beer cans from a coat hanger instead.
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:46,
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you can get it for free on contract(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:50,
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i don't even own a baldmonkey(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:31,
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We're ALL baldmonkey Dave.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:33,
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i bet you did, you dirty old bollocksi bet you did
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:00,
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Going to bed in a bit so be quick...Iv noticed lots of /tlk regulars referring to gay. black, polish etc as... "a" gay "a" black "a" polish..etc etc i mean its not 1920 anymore folks..it makes you sound rather basic.
Anyone else noticed this?
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You sound like "a" retard.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:24,
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b3ta.com/board/11188833
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:26,
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Oh I know he was mingeater or somesuch. Was he someone else before that?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:28,
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Fuck off back to QFTW you gay spastic.We don't want your sort round here.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:31,
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Just a bit of advice mate..Stop saying the LOVELY thing all the time, its really not quite right...
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Either the high pollen count has overpowered my antihistamines,or I'm coming down with a cold.
Pray for me, please.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:41,
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I'll never be able to pull the wool over your eyes.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:48,
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unless I was wearing a wool hat and you pulled it down over my eyes(
MONO!, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:53,
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Don't die.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:44,
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Pretty sure that either option is a death sentence.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:48,
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All I have to offer is a knock-off Mega Drive.Do you want that?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:49,
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How knock off are we talking?One of the Russian / South American clones?
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:58,
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Megд DЯive(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:00,
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fuckIt worked in the preview
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:00,
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Yeah you can't do it in the subject bit because this site is borkedMegд DЯive
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:01,
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One of the firecore units that Argos sell.Decent bit of kit - lots of bundled games, of wildly varying quality, but old carts sourced of ebay seem to work well - although the infrared controllers are appallingly bad.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:01,
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So long as it can run my ROMhack Mortal Kombat 3 that lets you play as Blanka and the blue dude from Rise of the Robots I'll take it#rollinginpussy
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:06,
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Who would want to be reminded of the existence of Rise Of The Robots?Body Blows or GTFO.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:24,
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Fighting games only got good when they started using actors in cheap costumes on green screens(
H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:51,
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Moral Kombat was the zenith of the fighting genre.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:57,
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I stand corrected.^ obvious strikethrough opportunity
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:06,
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I've still got my megadrive.I put a switch in it to make it run at 60hz. Playing you at altered beast in standard PAL mode would be like fighting in treacle.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:10,
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I seem to recall Altered Beast just being terrible, all round, but it certainly was slow.The level where you get the dragon power-up and can just sit on the (immobile) boss and spam your electrical attack, was particularly well designed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:15,
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Looking back there were a LOT of shite games for the megadrive.EA hockey was the lick in multiplayer though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:46,
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Every console had shit gamesthe only difference is now those shit games have a multi million dollar budget and a huge dev team. Bitmap Bros. RIP :(
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:05,
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My brother just bought Speedball 2 of ebay.Words cannot express my love for that game. See also: The Chaos Engine, which was quite possibly the best thing I ever had for my Amuga500.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:15,
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While I agree with the Chaos Engine being great, I never played the Amuga port(
H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:19,
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How is "Amuga" even a word?Typing it in ^ there gets it corrected to "Amiga". Fuck this Google keyboard bullshit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:22,
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The worst ones were invariably film/tv tie ins.ET being the worst offender, obvs.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:16,
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Cobra, on the Spectrum, was great.Quite what it had to do with the film is anyone's guess, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:32,
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Krusty's fun house is the shittest game i've got for my game boy.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:35,
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Is that because it was a crap rip off of Lemmings?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:39,
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I don't remember it being like lemmings at all.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:51,
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I vaguely remember reading a review of the Mega Drive version.Wasn't it about guiding rats from one end of a room to the other?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:55,
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EU regulations state that it is illegal to fly a St George flag outside of your house in case you offend someone who isn't English#brexit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:55,
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Did you see that dickhead that couldn't burn an EU flag because EU regulations make them flame retardent?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:59,
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Haha, brilliant(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:00,
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EU regulations state that it is racist to stop a non-english man from sexuall assaulting an english woman#Brexit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:55,
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EU regulations state that as of 2020, EVERY working english person will have to donate 95% of their wages to Brussels#Brexit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:56,
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EU regulations state that as of 2020, EVERY working english family will have to allow an immigrant family full use of their home BY LAW#Brexit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:57,
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EU regulations state that if we remain in the EU, 'GREAT BRITAIN' will be renamed 'NEW BELGIUM'#Brexit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:58,
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ok, i was all for leaving but now i want to stay 100%(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:02,
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Is this a waffle thing?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:03,
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I never googled that, and I can't remember why.I suspect it's probably for the best.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:04,
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EU regulations state that taxi drivers are no longer allowed to discuss football, unless the conversation is about a team from europe BY LAW(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:01,
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#BrunchBrackofBrotreBrame(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:12,
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Mmm, brunch...(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:25,
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EU regulations will make text based memes on once popular messageboards illegal.#brexit
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:04,
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EU doesn't have huge natural resources, previously it had political power and technology to import them, but today Asia has technology too so natural resource preferred destination is Asia not Europe.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:06,
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Can someone explain to me how this would be any better under brexit? safe xx(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:45,
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Only if you can explain what it means.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:52,
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I think it means 'we should pull out of the EU because the Chinese have more buying power when it comes to oil and gas'.Which doesn't seem to make much sense.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:57,
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Clearly the EU has been holding us back from becoming the next China.Yeah, that makes no sense.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:58,
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There are a few pro-brexit folk who think that.Because of the EU with it's pesky 'workers rights' and 'environmental concerns'.
I'm sure it might seem like a valid reason if you're one of the privileged few in the tent pissing out.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:00,
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DIAGNOSIS: Pneumocystis pneumonia secondary to HIV infection.You're welcome
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:41,
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Has doctor mark sloane finally started doing his job, rather than helping his fuckwit son solve crime?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:02,
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Give it to me straight, doc.How long have i got?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:16,
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I wouldn't recommend you buy green bananas.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:17,
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Unripe bananas make me physically sick.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:23,
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They go up your nans fud easier than ripe ones though.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 17:35,
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Project Manager texted me yesterday asking me if I'd put in some hours on a sunday afternoonI told him no. Was that unreasonable? Have any of your colleagues made unreasonable demands from you?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:39,
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people are always asking me to do, like, work and thatI don't like it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:48,
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Sleep is the highest state of existence and all else I work for or achieve has the underlying goal of enabling more comfortable sleep. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:49,
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barbiturates are your friends here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:50,
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Me and a mate used to take trammies and diffs after closing time.I've got a box of melatonin at home for when I've completely fucked my sleep pattern up through excessive living though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:52,
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yeahhe seemed incredulous when I told him I don't check my work mail at weekends
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:53,
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dunno, i've just had all my hair cut off , no more shoulder lenth flowing locks (
mongychops, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:50,
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but a mullet is a type of fish :((
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:53,
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i got hot and bothered walking up the shops so it had to go (
mongychops, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:55,
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you could have gaz'd mcbeef and asked him to show you how to do a man bun(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:03,
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I like to tie my hair under my chin, extending my beard and forming a rudimentary balaclava to keep ears warm.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:07,
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sod that, its nice feeling the breeze on my scalp again (
mongychops, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:09,
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my boss once asked me to kill a man to show my loyalty to the company(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:52,
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you can do anything if you believe in yourself(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:32,
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you were a member of the Iraqi Baathist party in '79 aicmfp (
$$ ✅, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:55,
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you do sexual favours for your colleagues?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:20,
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My organisation is advertising for two more project managers (but no more actual staff).My old boss, who now runs that department, seems to be carving out a nice little empire for himself.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:10,
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I can't think of much I'd enjoy less.reach the top of my pay grade in November, so I ought to think about moving on, but the Project Managers are on the same grade as me, so there's no incentive to try that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:17,
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I don't see the appeal of being a project manager; it inspires nothing but ennui in me.It seems to be all the bits of work I don't want to do, whilst outsourcing anything I find mildly rewarding.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:56,
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They seem to exist purely to create more work for my team to do.Useless, all of them.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:01,
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Yeah, there's a big mindset here that as long as work is billable it doesn't matter if it's for no discernible point.I've seen it to the point of it having detrimental effects on morale, but that doesn't appear in the 'traffic light' reports so who gives a fuck eh?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:04,
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You should put together a "heat map" to show where in the team the excess work is taking place.Certain levels of management love that sort of nonsense.
See also: Tartan Rugs, when you want to go beyond the standard RAG report.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:07,
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I think I'll just continue to let other people carry on with that bollocks and answering any managerial type questions with exceptional vagueness until they leave me alone.#technicalstaff
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:15,
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I've tried to perfect that "walking round the office with a cup of coffee, looking like I mustn't be disturbed",but it fails on account of me actually having work to do.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:20,
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I find scowling a lot seems to work quite well.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:22,
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I can't outscowl the GPs that read my work.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:28,
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"This is where you get up."(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:22,
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manolith's really bad at maths, but has excellent social skills,so Robert Patrick has recruited him to solve crimes.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:32,
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I dropped in on a Saturday morning once because "there was a flood" and I live the closest.People can be very over dramatic about a bit of water. I put a bucket under the leak and told them it could definitely wait until Monday. My boss put on 4 hours overtime to apologise for fucking me about.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:49,
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My guffs are bananas(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:19,
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I bet it's cause they're slippery.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:22,
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Well, they certainly aren't a-PEEL-ing!In fact, they fucking whiff!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:25,
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Yellow, with brown spots?Sometimes green?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:30,
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because they're bent?LIKE THE REST OF YOU
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:30,
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Oh come on now, really(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:34,
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EU regulations mean that all bananas sold in Britain have to be as straight as cucumbers.#brexit
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:35,
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Should have told him to shove it up his cockend and shit out some overtimeNot sure if it quite works the same in Polish though, soz.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:20,
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i got 23/28 on this eu quizwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36400702
#brexit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:41,
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Post Brexit, the EU will no longer be able to dictate the size and shape of our Custard Creams.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:45,
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It's certainly worth abandoning workers/human rights for!(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:51,
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That is not a world I want to live inWe'd have hyper custard-creamization, like Germany after World War 1. It'll be all out chaos for the working classes while the fat cats at McVities rest on their laurels and keep getting richer
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:52,
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post Brexit, Britain will no longer be able to negotiate the size and shape of Custard Creams for the export marketand will have to submit to German consumer demands if it wants to sell biscuits overseas.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:02,
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I can see both sides of the argumentBut I'm going with brexit because my neighbours aren't white
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:14,
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14 / 28Does that mean I'm too badly informed about the outside world to vote?
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:48,
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Probably not. Australia has compulsory voting and they're some of the least equipped to make informed decisions.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:52,
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I got five questions in and decided most of the questions required knowledge of superflous facts.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:54,
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good pointit's not a map of a country if there are no rivers or other landmarks on it, ffs
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:06,
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Does being able to recognise various countries in a line-up really have anything to do with the day-to-day inner workings of the EU?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:07,
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depends which one of them robbed the EU post-office with a sawn-off, I suppose(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:09,
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I've not been keeping up with the right-wing fear and am therefore unsure which nationality are currently 'all criminals'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:10,
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11Clearly, my intent to vote bremain doesn't mean I know anything about the EU.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:54,
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I reckon you just need to look at the lineup of the people on the leave side. It's like a political supergroup of utter cunts.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:56,
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Or apply Dacre's Razor.'if the daily mail likes it then it must be bad'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:57,
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Pretty much this,but the other side isn't much better.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:02,
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It's not *much* better. But cutting through the shit there are more people I admire and fewer I deplore.Gove, Bojo, IDS and Priti Patel are fronting leave ffs.
That's a serious lack of self-awareness; even people out of the left-wing echo chambers I spend my time in don't have a good word to say about any of them.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:05,
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I don't see how Gideon and Dave are a single iota better than anyone on that listand they're the ones who negotiated the entire "remain" deal with the EU.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:10,
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Well for a start there's only two of them.Secondly I'm not sure Cameron stands for anything he's a chino-wearing blank canvas that represents nothing. He'll say anything to court favour.
Gid is a bit of an old-school tory and a complete cunt, granted. Patel has completely fucked up views on pretty much everything including work and the death penalty, when quizzed on things she tends to show atrocious thinking if any at all. Gove is also very similar to her, but also has what appears to be the anti-midas touch.
They're also neo-libertarian climate skeptics. They'd probably eat their own heads if it improved their quarterly results.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:11,
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As an outsider looking in, you might be unaware just how inhuman Michael Gove is.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:14,
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He really is a cunt.However he seems to be less awful in his prison role compared to his school role.
Shout out to Jeremy Hunt as well, the fucking prick.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:16,
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What I don't understand is right, these are all the Tory heavyweights right, and *nobody* seems to like them.Which flids keep voting them in?
Oh right, silly me, I forgot they threw people a bone with inheritance tax etc.
It really is upsetting how little you need to offer people.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:17,
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I reckon that Cameron is as sincere about Bremain as he was about Scotland voting no to independence.I'd happily see the sovereignty of Great Britain, and every other European nation, given up in favour of the European superstate that all the Brexiters are so afraid of, and neither box in the referendum is going to get me that, is it?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:13,
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Yeah, I don't really see what's wrong with a big eu superstate.If putting up more borders is what people want we've got no hope really.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:14,
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I did enjoy the claims that"the Americans wouldn't stand for this sort of thing!"Yup, can't see the Americans being in favour of a United States.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:19,
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I'd like to see that too, monster munchbut I think you need to accept that Europe as a society is a good century away from being ready to accept the superstate.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:14,
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15I don't give a shit what your national fucking plant is
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:06,
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Andrà meglio la prossima volta! You scored 12 out of 28(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:47,
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Nanoo Nanoo (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:13,
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excuse me, i was trying to start a meaningful conversation with that last thread(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:17,
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Not to mention the fairly decent biscuit sub-thread(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:20,
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this 'woodkovsky' fella has got some real nerve(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:21,
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how about you all continue your chatter in the thread below untilnumero uno kicks in tonight, "hopefully"
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:23,
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They do, it's ridiculous(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:24,
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They do as wellMy mate Kev down the pub, right, he's seen one, and he's ded 'ard and had tons of birds so it must be true
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:27,
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www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=288136715
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:27,
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the word Giant immediately aroused my interest in this productnice caloriage as well
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:29,
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new, less nerdy threadTITS! BEER! CARS! YEAH!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:42,
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Don't Suckle And Drive.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:46,
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the boot is full of tits and beerlet's go to a monster truck rally!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:49,
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In my car there is a beer-filled tit suspended from the roof just above the driver's seat, so I can just raise my head and suckle while driving along.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:47,
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Drunk Tit, Every Trip.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:49,
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did you build it?because THAT would actually be worth reading about on reddit
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:50,
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more or less disgusting than monster munch and i talking about superheroes?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:50,
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me and monster munch(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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we got a thing going on?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:05,
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no, ME and monster munch~hair-pulling slapfight ensues~
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:09,
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YEAH THE SPORTSINGI CAN'T WAIT FOR THE EURO KICKFEST 2016
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:49,
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If anyone asks, I answers say that I'm supporting Good Sportsmanship.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:50,
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So long as everyone has a lovely time what does it matter(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:52,
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Exactly.I mighty get a neutral coloured pennant to wave.
GO TEAMS!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:53,
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the eurodovestons?it's going to be great, man
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:51,
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It will be very funny if wales get further in it than england you have to admit that would be very funny(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:51,
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Is Wales' team not as good as England's then?I don't really know, but England do seem to lose quite often. Unless it's propaganda or something.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:56,
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Theyre fairly well matched these days,Well Wales aren't way way shitter any more at least. It's the expectations of England football that is always funny to see shit on tho
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:34,
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I was in a car yesterday i didnt like it(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:50,
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was it the car you didn't like or the experience of being in the car?was it travelling too fast or recklessly?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:58,
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I dont have time for your stupid questions(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:35,
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I love pink wafers.And Pink & Whites.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:55,
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What other rubbish biscuits do you like? Party Rings?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:59,
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I am partial to a party ring, yeah.Iced Gems, too - there's nothing like a mouthful of stalactites.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:03,
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Is there a difference in quality depending on how much you spend on custard creams?I've had smart price ones and Peak Freane (or similar) and they all seem to be more or less the same. I'd love to hear of other board member's experiences in this matter.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:59,
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Home made custard creams?Never tried it...maybe I should.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:03,
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I've always found supermarket budget brand Bourbon biscuits to be perfectly acceptable.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:08,
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I like the rectangular onesbut the ones that are just brown custard creams don't seem right to me. It's like I'm being cheated
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:14,
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The real gyp are those custard creams with orange flavoured filling.Those are not only vile, but deceptive as well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:15,
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They can get in the fucking sea as far as I'm concerned(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:20,
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That sounds awful.I wouldn't shop there again, if I were you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:15,
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i know the big versions of them are fucking rubbish(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:16,
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I like to get one of those with a giant cup of coffee from [insert name of popular coffee chain], and pretend that I'm in Land Of The Giants.The reverse effect can be obtained by getting an espresso and a pack of mini muffins.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:19,
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sorry, i don't understand this sentiment at allaren't all things comically undersized?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:22,
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Spielberg missed a trick when he cast Mark Rylance as the BFG.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:25,
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Yeah, what about 'fun size'?Fun size would be a milky way 3 meters long, not the size of my thumb.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:33,
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"A thumb of fudge is just enough..."(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:42,
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AND more expensive for one than a whole packet of budget oneswhat kind of FUCKING PRICK would buy such a thing, expecting it to be good?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:19,
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NOW we're talkingImagine a car with tits, and then some beer on it or summat. That'd be beezer.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:55,
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no wait, just give it a momentthink about it...tits...on a car...with some beer?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:57,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:56,
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Now I've seen it come to lifeI've lost interest in the idea
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:57,
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yeah, i just did the same ill-advised google search at work(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:08,
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It's times like this, I'm glad I have to access b3ta through my phone.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:17,
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yeah but is your phone connected to the work wifi?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:19,
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No.I rather resent wasting my data allowance on this nonsense, but it's better than getting fired.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:23,
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fuck's sakethis was supposed to be the NON-nerdy thread
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:35,
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A friend of mine brought round a CD he had "burned" about 10 years ago with 'MACC LADS' written on it in penand he left it here (accidentally or not, I have no idea). I have never listened to it. Should I?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:00,
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jeepers, well I definitely don't want one of thosethanks for the tip, friend
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:03,
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it's probably a chilling confession about how he plans to destroy the west(
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Possible, he didn't like jews at allWhen he was a postman, he would remove the red elastic bands from bundles of letters so "the jews couldn't reuse them"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:16,
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He wasn't keen on asians, but didn't mind blacks(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:22,
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Those rubber bands will snap, at the first attempt at reuse.Pretty sure the Post Office does this on purpose.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:20,
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Depends, if you like music where they rhyme Macclesfield with 'knackers feeled' give it a go.Have a look at that tracklisting:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_%26_Sex_%26_Chips_n_Gravy
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:12,
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In other words they're shit, but probably funny when you're about 15.Being from a northern shithole I could never tell if they were being ironic or not.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:16,
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I watched the 4th Indiana Jones film this weekendI don't see why it earned all that hate.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:38,
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people like to hate things for no good reasonbeing a b3tan you should know that
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MONO!, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:39,
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NoI meant it is cool that you have an opinion on the fourth Indiana Jones film
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:57,
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it was a bit pants, to be fairbut sequels/remakes/etc always get a much harder time. also,
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:43,
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I watched all four filmsTemple of Doom is definitely the weakest. That blonde bint is unwatchable.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:47,
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Temple of Doom is great.Short Round, Club Obi-Wan, heart ripping, Pat Roach in a rock crusher, stone boobies to access secret passages, the mine cart chase...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:57,
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I watched the new jurassic world. That was a bit rubbish.I quite liked Indiana Jones, I can't see why Aliens is any more far fetched than face melting Nazi angels.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:47,
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we used face melting nazi angels in the battle of Britain mei8gh8t(
H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:48,
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Jurassic World is completely forgettableexcept for Ron Howard's daughter, who is the first actress I've considered attractive in a long time
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:48,
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Which one was she then?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:49,
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the redhead marketing PR woman(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:50,
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She was irritating. And the whole film was annoying tropes and cliché and product placement.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:51,
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yeah obvsbut I still like looking at her in a clingy top and that though
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:59,
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She carried off a that very well(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:02,
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It was better than I expected it to be,and I think I benefited from watching it in the company of my young children. We were all disappointed that Claire didn't get eaten, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:02,
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I was glad the annoying PA got eaten.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:08,
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The one minding the kids?I think she was offered up to the audience as a sacrifice, to placate us when Claire survived.
Epic death scene, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:14,
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never seen it, and to be fair I thought the indiana jones movies were just corny popcorn films anywayso another one didn't really bother me
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:47,
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they arebut the fourth Indiana is better than pretty much any superhero movie made in the last ten years.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:48,
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well of course you wouldSeriously though, the only Marvel movie I remember the plot to is Iron Man. All the others are just explodeysplodepunchpunchpunchI-ll-get-you-next-time-you-meddlin-avengers
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:56,
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i don't think that's true and the fact that you don't remember them doesn't make them bad moviesanyway, this kind of thing is way too informed by personal preference. i prefer super heroes to old school adventurin' heroes so of course i'll prefer the marvel films
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:59,
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Superhero movies are all so fucking shitEven the trailers make them look fuck awful, I don't get the appeal it must just be a manchild Dr who fan thing
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:02,
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oh yeah, I remember Captain America had the bloke from the Detectorists living inside a computersurrounded by Nazis. Or something.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:02,
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That was the second Captain America film.Bit gutted that they dropped the idea of Zola building himself a robot body and running away just as the base was about to get bombed, as it would have been hilarious.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:04,
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I don't even remember why Captain America is alive in both the '40s and todayit's that forgettable.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:06,
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The entire Avengers franchise is just Nick Fury 's fever dream as he lays, dying, during WWII.There'll be an emotional payoff at the end of Avengers III, when Thanos is revealed to be the spirit of his wife and comes to usher him out of the realm of the living.
Of course, you'd already know all this if you'd read the comics.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:12,
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Disney should put me in charge of the whole franchise.Guardians of the Galaxy as sympathetic Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Ant Man as an expression of Fury's troubled upbringing, Winter Soldier as the manifestation of his guilt over actions during the war. Reckon i could bring back Red Skull, in Hitler's mecha suit from Wolfenstein.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:20,
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give him the iron monger suit that jeff bridges built and you've got a deal(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:40,
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If nothing else, they really should make use of this idea.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:46,
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do you reckon modok will ever show up in the mcu?or is he tied to the franchises that fox owns?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:47,
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He could, but probably not in any recognisable form.I think Zola got bumped off to avoid adding anyone too absurd looking to the MCU, so modok is probably out of the question as anything other than a name stamped onto AIM's supercomputers.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:53,
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he'd work in one of the weirder gotg-style filmsbut since they're going to have to bring everyone together at some point, i guess not. maybe one day.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:59,
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I'm sure I read something about an intent to keep gotg away from the main Avengers franchise,but I hope that's not true. My inner dork wants Infinity War to bring everything together into one big glorious mess. Everything that comes after will be a massive letdown, though, so I hope they give Captain Marvel, Dr. Strange, Black Panther and Wasp decent outings, beforehand.
Shame DC are making such a hash out of Justice League - I can't muster any excitement about that, at all. Fingers crossed that Suicide Squad isn't shit, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:11,
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oh, i thought the point was that thanos would require the gotg and the avengers or whatever's left of themand the next thor film will take him and hulk into space so the seeds are being sown
i don't care very much about the dc universe, to be honest. it is a shame though. i'm sure there's a lot of potential
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:25,
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I hope you're right.Thanos just doesn't seem a very credible threat, at this point.
If DC could make an Aquaman film in the style of his appearances in Brave & Bold, I would throw all my money at them. But they'll go for darker and edgier, and it'll be shit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:31,
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well they already cast khal drogo as aquaman didn't they?thanos SHOULD be set up as the greatest threat they've ever faced, necessitating the team up. doesn't he just kill half the universe for yuks?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:34,
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Thanos IS the universe-leveling threat that will require all the MCU heroes to unite,but thus far he's just Josh Brolin in a comfy chair. He ought to do something meaningful in one of his post-credits sequences that hints at his power, before Infinity War gets going. I dunno, maybe he'll drive the GotG out of their space in their next film, pushing them towards earth (I can't really see The Avengers venturing too far off world unless, as you suggest, Thor abducts Hulk to involve him in Ragnarok)?
Momma's Aquaman will be as crap as his Conan. Shame, really, although it'll be interesting to see how they deal with Black Manta's "Hey, Arnold" head.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:45,
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ragnarok has been confirmed to include events from the planet hulk storyline(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:48,
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he was frozendoesn't make sense. doesn't need to
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:12,
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what do you mean, he was frozen?elsa didn't have an indestructable frisbee ffs manolith
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:14,
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Disney own both properties.The upcoming crossover will blow your mind. Hulkbuster Iron Man vs Marshmallow will be the ultimate showdown.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:15,
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Infinity is a somewhat disappointing game,but having Tinkerbell curbstomp Iron Man is a rare pleasure. Takes some doing, though, as my daughter hasn't had the opportunity to level up her characters as much as her brothers have.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:23,
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I got my virginity back from reading this comment(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:25,
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I make no apology for feeling nothing but glee if a game let's me put a Disney Princess on a TRON light-cycle.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:33,
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i tweeted you about our bullying of grrrmachine at the weekenddid you see?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:41,
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Apologies, I spent the weekend offline, and it appears that Twitter no longer sees fit notify me when someone tweets at me.Excellent find, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:50,
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there was a whole box of them by the till tooi reckon they'll be paying people to take them away eventually
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:02,
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I have difficulty saying no to short dated chocolate at the till of Poundstretcher.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:13,
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me too, but it was worth it for #ignoringdoubledeckers(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:35,
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i've only played it briefly when visiting the missus' familyit seemed like it'd be fun briefly but not very deep. the only one of those 'toys to life' things i'm interested in is lego dimensions
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:39,
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I think the ability to build your own worlds and games in the toy box should be really good.But the methods for doing so are slightly too complicated (I played through tutorials and lost interest) and, on the WiiU at least, spawning any more than a couple of large/active objects slows the game to an unplayable crawl.
Minecraft is more instantly rewarding, and so easier to get into, with the possibility of doing since genuinely complicated, interactive stuff with redstone.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:43,
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how do you know? did they show every one of her possessions in that film? no they didn't. so my headcanon fanfic is still valid(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:16,
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Its all just bollocks, churning out the same old shit again and againBut it's that demographic isn't it, manchildren, lots of disposable income, easy to sell Shit to because they don't know any better
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:05,
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the bbc sitcom, my hero, really nailed superheroesthere was no need to make any superhero movies after that
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:26,
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Yeh but alsoMy hero was the reason superhero movies started getting popular, which ruins it for me
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:30,
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Mindless entertainment is all I really look for in films.I've been through the phase of wanting deep, meaningful drama, in my late teens, but have neither the time, not the energy for that, now.
That said, I think Michael Bay is a prick.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:28,
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I like mindless entertainment tooBut superhero movies are just dull dogshit
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:32,
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Each to their own.I'm just gutted I've had to wait until I'm in my late thirties for superhero films to become as enjoyable as superhero cartoons.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:35,
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My tastes sit somewhere between 'not having to think at all' and 'hours long black and white Polish film about a famine'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:32,
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I would rather watch Bogus Journey than The Seventh Seal.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:37,
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I nearly went to a showing of both Bill and Ted's a while ago but then when it came down to it continuing to sit on my sofa became more appealing.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:52,
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in the end, everyone's ideal movie is paul blart: mall cop(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:39,
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Wait does paul blart mall cop count as a superhero movieBecause maybe I like superhero movies
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:41,
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it follows the same standard redemptive story arc, i suppose. i think, anywayi get the plot from that confused with another mall cop film 'observe and report'
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:44,
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"pretty much any" doesn't mean 100% m8I liked Christian Bale's Batman, but then you nerds will moan that he's not really a superhero
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:07,
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pretty sure no-one was going to moan about thati liked him apart from the voice. especially as the series went on. he sounded like a total spaz
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:11,
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You probably think that Dark Knight Rises was the best of the trilogy.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:39,
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the batman voice is almost unbearable in thatand you have bane's weird muffled delivery to deal with too
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:47,
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I really wanted to like that film, but Nolan seemed to go out of his way to prove his point about the third part of a trilogy always being awful.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:55,
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They did the villains in the wrong order, reallythey should've left Joker for the final film. They could've done something brilliant with the Riddler too, but this is a whole other conversation.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:57,
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Heath Ledger's death was so very selfish.Us nerds are the real victims.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:00,
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see my comment below(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:11,
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fuck heath ledger, he wasn't *that* good(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:05,
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Good enough that recasting the part for DKR was out of the question, though.I liked Heath Ledger - he and Peter Boyle were the best things about Monster's Ball.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:25,
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+s
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:36,
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so is it better or worse than Crystal Skull?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:56,
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betterbut then, as discussed above. opinions don't really help
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:02,
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I preferred Richard O'Brien to Ed Tudorpole(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:12,
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It's not without it's faults, but is enjoyably silly. Ray Winstone's character could, and should, have been cut, though.Harrison Ford is too old and tired to play action hero roles, anymore, but I'm not convinced I want to watch LaBouef as Jones Jnr.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:50,
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I'm not sure I want to watch lebouef as anything reallybut he played "annoying punchable teen" in that film really well
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:51,
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i like his new direction of being a fucking maniaci reckon he might actually kill someone
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:52,
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that one where he watched all his films back to back was great**shit
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MONO!, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:04,
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My wife reckons he was okay in Holes.Oo-er.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:06,
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I don't think I have any opinions about any Indiana Jones films soz(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:55,
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all of her films are brilliant(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:12,
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dunno I've read the book but not seen the film(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:32,
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only 4 days, 9 hours, 42 minutes and 39 seconds to go until the first game of euro 2016 kicks offbroadsword (france) v. richard mcbeef (romania) is our opening game
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:17,
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your first gamemanolith (austria) v. mr.tea (hungary) - tue jun 14th 17:00
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:41,
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I honestly thought it'd be over, by now.What happens if we Brexit, mid-tournament?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:24,
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your first gamemonster munch (england) v. spanishfly (russia) - sat jun 11th 20:00
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:42,
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a lot of people would be sadand a lot of arseholes would be really happy, briefly
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:45,
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I'm really excited.I've bet real money on football for the first time ever.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:24,
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all the videos I dubbed this weekend were for sports bettingapparently 34% of matches end in a draw, on average. Bear that in mind.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:26,
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so one of the three outcomes has a one in three chance of occurring?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:28,
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I KNOW!uncanny, isn't it! If you want the chance to cash in with this unique advice, click here to claim your free 100EUR bonus!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:32,
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I've had to guess the score difference for every match, and the person closest at the end of the tournament wins.It sort of made sense for the 6 nations, because of how rugby scoring is and how slim the chance of a draw is. I've mostly just guessed the score difference will be 1 or 0 across most matches. I don't knw enough about football to do better than guess.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:37,
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your first gamewindy pig (portugal) v. major turd (iceland) - tues jun 14th 20:00
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:44,
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*waves a small penant with 'Sports' written on it*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:33,
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your first gametangledupinblue (albania) v. two hats (switzerland) - sat jun 11th 14:00
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:45,
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brillsincerely, I will actually be waiting for the result of this
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:46,
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Well...'sp' maybe(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:47,
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just follow this tutorial and you can get the whole word on therewww.instructables.com/id/writing-your-name-on-rice-grain-and-get-a-cool-key/
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:50,
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So basically1) Hold the grain of rice really still
2) Write on it
Gotcha
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:59,
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You need a hug, love?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:35,
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I'm just tired, WindyTired and overheated. So, yes please.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:40,
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I wonder if you can get like, cool blankets in the same way you can heated ones.I'd wrap you up and snuggle you close.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:43,
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I'd like thatmaybe sing songs of the frozen north
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:48,
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*infomercial voice*SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED... BED JETTM
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:52,
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Think there's no elegant soliution? YOU'RE SO STUPID! There is!that looks brilliant. Better than my current method of lying in a paddling pool all night long.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:54,
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If it's good enough for Chandler Q., it's good enough for me.*throws money at the screen*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:59,
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Oh come on m(2^3), it was gash.Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Meth, to judge from what Spielberg and Lucas must have been smoking. Hahaha, see what I did there?!?!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:48,
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Exhausting, but good.How about you, Grrry?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:19,
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mustn't grumblemade baby steps in skinning KODI for the carpc, and pretended to be a German bloke called Tim for some youtube videos.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:36,
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KODI is a lovely bit of software, although the dev community is rather factional.Tim isn't a very German sounding name - I thought they were all called Hans or Fritz?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:41,
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I think it's short forTime to die, Jewscum
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:44,
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within reasonI'm in my hibernate phase cos it's too hot to go outside
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 7:44,
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well fuck you too then Two Hatsfuck. you. too
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:32,
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sorry, I haven't had much sleep in the last 10 days(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:36,
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well I gave it a go(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:55,
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I gave your nan a go last night out of sympathy m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:17,
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and I'm sure she appreciated it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:22,
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death to those that insult islam(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:23,
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Islam is well 2008 m8It's all about Zoroastrian extremism these days, it's so retro
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:31,
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Am I okay to insult the practitioners of Islam?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:31,
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I can't think of any religion more idioticapart from all the other ones
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:32,
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Sikhism is alright.I hate haircuts but love knives, it'd be a perfect fit for me.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:34,
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what are the key tenets of Sikhism then?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:37,
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Long hair, knives, clean underwear and blinged up gurdwaras?Not feeling much need for spiritual nourishment, I haven't looked to closely.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:39,
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There is only one God
God is without form, or gender
Everyone has direct access to God
Everyone is equal before God
A good life is lived as part of a community, by living honestly and caring for others
Empty religious rituals and superstitions have no value
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$$ ✅, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:41,
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Sounds alright to me, dunno why everyone doesn't follow it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:45,
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they got the number of gods wrong by 1 m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:46,
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God has a wife, who definitely wears the metaphysical trousers(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:48,
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That all sounds reasonable.Did you just make it up?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:45,
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how do they explain all those other Gods then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:45,
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Yet if you try and blow up the golden temple they cop the right hump (
mongychops, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:48,
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It's fucking roasting here again grrryLoads of folks walking about with sunburnt faces.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:43,
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My face feels pretty burned.I don't like it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:46,
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And I sound like Barnaby Bear!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:54,
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hello manolithearly shift this week?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:37,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:56,
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He only cums when he's on top?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:59,
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I'm ready to drop deadI'm starting to put my affairs in order
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:22,
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Julie from accounts first, followed by Mrs Hats' sister?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:29,
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that's this morning's agenda taken care ofthe rest of them will take a least the rest of the week. I don't want it to go into next week, but it might.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:35,
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is julie from accounts the 'brown' one you've been coveting?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:44,
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sort ofoutside of term time, it's just a 9am start every day
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:02,
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not really, you just buy a new one if you want the new features, rear vent panels seem to be all the rage, i don't require them (
mongychops, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:18,
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ok, I'll do a full week this week but I'm leaving early today then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:46,
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I'm putting in 50 hours this week(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:03,
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that sounds like a worthwhile use of your limited time(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:16,
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it is if I make shitloads more cash m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:28,
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Bit of a mess today. Had a very boozy weekend. Fantastic though. Long walk saturday, pub lunch, movies and then drinking and punting on Sunday. I loved every minute of it.
You good?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:30,
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relaxing weekendno demands on my time causing me to rush around frantically. Which was an odd but not unpleasant change.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:37,
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...and it's windy pig with the closing comment(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:18,
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Alright Mano, you big love wookie.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:30,
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so what are you going to be tonight, dozers?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:25,
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^ wants to be held by a queen(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 20:14,
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^blobbing fat bird eating nommy wommy cakes^(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 20:29,
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hey ssg - did you hear about that shit limerick?the crap one made up by a dick
who failed to refine
on a forum online
a bad joke to a rhyme with some shtick
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 23:56,
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Thanks thats put me in great humour(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 23:58,
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vladimir, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 22:26,
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not bad, you?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:56,
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mr.h(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:59,
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Watching the tennisIt's like watching a hamster try to fight a lion.
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Bit pissed and stoned. Just drank a Lassi, listening to Fats Domino. Keword:reem
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 17:08,
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Fast Domino is OK, but I much prefer Proteins Mahjong.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 17:41,
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Lard Risk is much better imo The LOVELY Mr Tea.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:27,
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alright The LOVELY Mr Aitch. alright /talk.I'm back from Laundrette followed by Pub Food. Nice quiet Sunday. I'm gonna have a few drinks and play some Res Evil 4 for a bit.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:07,
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