no fuck ONright that's it, i'm calling a referendum
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:05,
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El3ctric B00galoo?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:26,
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Deux chapeau seems much angrier than I remember.Did something happen?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:22,
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He knew what he was getting in to.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:33,
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but did he know what was getting into him?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:36,
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He loved every moment.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:37,
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but he was powerless to stop it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:36,
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I told him to hold onto his hats.Fair warning.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:44,
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he stubbed his toeit's the only plausible explanation
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:33,
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So pun threads still happen?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:07,
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I was gonna do a brexit tv pun thread. Can't be arsed now, shit anyway.6:30 The Beechgove garden. Michael explains the importance of a well kept border.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:55,
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It gets better than this round here right?Right?
Right?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:18,
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the one sure fire way to improve things around here is to moan about how shit it is(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:24,
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I'm too scared to start a new threadYou are all very intimidating and that. Maybe tomorrow I'll do a swear.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:26,
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by all means start one, just don't start them every 5 minutes or stomp a thread that's still going strong(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:33,
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They should make you a mod.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:36,
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can you imagine the mess he'd make of it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:38,
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GenuinelyLoving the pace and the content, so don't take this any of that the wrong way.
Was just stirring the pot a bit
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:37,
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is this what passes for 'going strong' now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:37,
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hey, sometimes i'll refresh the page and there will be upwards of FOUR new posts(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:44,
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We get more posts on /talk in an hour than /board and links combined in a weekposts from fucking virgins don't count, obvs, they aren't human. Mad to think this is the busiest part of this dead as fuck corner of the internet
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:54,
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I went onto /board there.Hahaha oh man, hahaha those hehehehe lolwaki cunts hahahaha!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:56,
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I said tomorrowNeed to build up for a swear
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:38,
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I await with baited breathHere's some useful reading material before you do, make it truly an unforgettable moment
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:56,
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summer already...(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:29,
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I knowI'm just glad that the nights will be drawing in soon. Couple of weeks to go!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:57,
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What else is illegal that you'd do on a daily basis?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:25,
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Blaze it(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:26,
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Ripping BluRays and such to my NAS probably violates some copyright legislation,but it's likely a civil offence, rather than a legal one.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:29,
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Are you a Plex or Emby user?Damn I love Plex
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:52,
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J threatened to german suplex L off a cliff when we were on holidayI was torn between telling him off, and chanting "HE'S HARDCORE!"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:31,
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I did a see a sheep with "wank pheasant" painted on the side of it, though(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:40,
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Don't use Plex, everything just sits on a WDMyCloud (with Twonky switched off), and I have Kodi on an RPi and a Fire Stick to watch them with.Metadata for films is added on the server by MediaElch, so as to put a bit less strain on the RPi.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:10,
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I'm busting for storage at the momentWeighing up options, either another 6tb hard drive or some cloud storage that will play nice with Plex. Sadly the hard drive is the cheaper option still.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:29,
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I bought a hp microserver for about £100 and threw a couple of 3tb drives in it.Mirrored like.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:31,
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TBH I'd like to shift the whole thing to the cloud to do away with a machine full stopBut again the storage cost is prohibitive.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:34,
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After I bothered to make my storage thing and rip cd's and stuff 90% of my music is available on spotify and most of the video stuff is streamable through dodgy kodi plugins.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:56,
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Mate of mine blew 50 quid on a "Kodi Fire Stick" so that he could ditch his Sky subscription.Any idea how long the video repositories for those things last? I'm kind of hoping it'll get taken down, at some point, rendering the whole system useless, and then I'll be able to laugh in his face and refuse to help him replace the plug-in.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:07,
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They're usually constantly updated.Virgin have had a court order to block some of the content providers recently.
There are literally hundreds of streaming sources including people live-streaming sky channels. It's good. But takes a bit of administration and things can break without warning.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:22,
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I'd rather keep everything local, than trust the cloud.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:33,
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That is how it is seeming what with the horror stories being heard about dumbellsHoping that encrypted files wouldn't be wiped by Amazon and co. Super foolish.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:36,
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Amazon seem quite good but Mickeysoft are always breaking their Azure system.after one of the bosses here enforced the company ideology of partnering with azure (ignoring anyone technical's concerns) they drop their partnership with Oracle and it's costing us a fortune.
That said, I love virtualisation in principle. And VDI would be a godsend. It's 2016, I shouldn't have to lug a laptop around and wait 3 years for it to be replaced. Just keep throwing the annual budget at more blades and let me access 'my' desktop from anywhere.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:48,
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how do you launch a program through WINE in kodi?that shit's doing my head in
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:56,
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Jesushow any of you have ever got as far as kissing a girl is beyond me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:02,
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you might have noticed m8but on the internet, I'm a pretty big deal
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:06,
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i know, right?by the way, do you prefer the dunlop fuzz face, the ibanez tube screamer or the digitech whammy?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:11,
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I know you're mocking mebut those are three totally different pedals that do different things. Hippy.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:25,
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he's also totally missed that girls are always well impressed by guitarists and want to do sex on them(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:35,
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I've set up my PC to dual boot between Mint and Vista, so I've never needed to worry about Wine.Looked at it once, didn't understand it, didn't bother with it. There's only 2 things I ever need Windows for, so it wasn't worth the effort for me.
Sorry.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:16,
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fucking uselesscheers monster munch
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:23,
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Any time.There's literally loads of things that I know nothing about.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:29,
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Create a shortcut in Kodi that points to wine "application.exe"(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:30,
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how do you create shortcuts?the forum nerds told me to use Advanced Launcher, but that's no longer supported, it seems.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:33,
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Hold on, I thought your CarPC was running Windows?Or am I misremembering your arguments with Shambles?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:42,
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Part of that was just winding up ShamblesI've got the system running Windows and it's alright, but that reddit thread pointed me towards some other solutions that I wasn't aware of, such as a really tasty CarPC skin for Kodi.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 15:01,
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try thishometheatersettings.com/add-ons-using-kodi-as-an-application-launcher/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:46,
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torrentsand cannibalism
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:35,
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Lolotics
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:36,
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In other news, I was told I was a sexist pig because I'd totally eat a fat chick before a fit and healthy man in a crisis.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:37,
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eating another man would be well gay(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:40,
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Windy did say he thought the man was "fit".He's clearly just disposing of the woman so that there's no rival for this means affections
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:45,
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Don't you? Well apparently it's obvious and I'm a bastard.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:41,
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Have you pointed out that fatty meat is generally better? And it's probably more useful to keep a fit and healthy person around if you're stranded because unless the fat person possesses specific, useful survival skills they'll likely be a burden.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:42,
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Plus birds are more likely to moan in a crisis innit?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:43,
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and they're useless for one week each month(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:47,
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Depending on the where you're stranded they might attract bears.Windy hasn't really specified the crisis but I assumed an island. You're not going to start getting the knife and fork out if you've got a flat on the A38.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:48,
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Dependswhat if the only shop within walking distance is a Londis?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:52,
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Londis used to have a good selection of mucky videos for rental IIRC. Blockbusters had some sort of moral objection to stocking them. Pricks.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:53,
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I remember Blockbusters stocking softcore mock busters.I recall seeing some old dear mistakenly trying to rent the all lesbian version of Gladiator. Who knows, maybe the staff there has got the wrong idea, and she hadn't made a mistake, at all?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:57,
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Oh yeah, 'the erotic witch project' et al.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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'Inspect Her Gadget'(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:12,
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My brother (world class div) went to the video shop to rent 'Liar Liar' when it came outwe sat down to watch it, and it became clear that we were watching a gritty drama about a young girl who had lied about her father molesting her, just to get at him.
Turns out he didn't even look at the case, he just picked up the first film called 'Liar Liar' that he saw.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:09,
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Ah, the directors cut where Jim Carey is a serial rapist?(
H.B.Mupps, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:40,
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Could beWe only watched about 20 minutes of it before I clouted him with the box
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:42,
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Some people will do anythingNot to use some service stations.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:55,
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I pissed in the sink of Hopwood Park services.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:01,
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Look is it Frankley or Hopwood, or are you a serial sink pisser that you should have just said "70-90% of services sinks I have pissed in"But fair play to getting it in something that will drain it away, and not just a floor or corner
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:04,
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I'm not sure.It was probably hopwood because that's on the M42 and I was with people from Barnt Green/Alvechurch at the time.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:17,
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i don't think they build flats on roads, ma8(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:56,
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We clearly have different ideas on what defines a crisisI'd turn to cannibalism if I went down the shops for a Double Decker and they were out of stock BUT THERE'D BE NO CHANCE OF THAT NOW, WOULD THERE? LOLOLOL
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:52,
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#ignoringcannibalism(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:58,
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Interestingout of interest, why the preference?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:51,
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I hate women(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:20,
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so YOU'RE the one complaining about the new ghostbusters(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:27,
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Who you gonna eat?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:27,
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Don't cross the memes!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:34,
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sorry about thathad some dodgy fried rice last night
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:38,
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I prefer egg, myself(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:41,
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Special Fried rice, but with curry instead of bbq sauce.#reem
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:14,
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I like my special fried rice to be served dry.And alongside a portion of crispy beef.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:17,
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Rice needs some sort of sauce imo.I've been meaning to try this korean beef recipe, seeing as it's relevant.
therecipecritic.com/2015/10/slow-cooker-korean-beef/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:19,
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^ bites his toenails(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:38,
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One of my old housemates used to get quite upset when I left my toenail clippings in the lounge ashtray.Which is precisely why I continued to do it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:45,
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Smoking in the lounge is rather vulgar.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:47,
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It was a manky student house. Wouldn't do it now.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:50,
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^eats someone else's(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:50,
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I knowHe IS a disgusting giant hippy, isn't he
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:52,
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i only eat imported organic shade-grown bogies, ACTUALLY(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:55,
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It's amazing what they sell in Waitrose isn't it?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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i only go for the free coffeethe bogies were an impulse purchase
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:13,
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Lidl is the best for impulse buys; go in for some onions, come out with an arc welder and a bike helmet.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:16,
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on a daily basis(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 11:51,
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It is almost a daily request (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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coppers are getting lazy these days.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:30,
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Don't see many fat ones these days either.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:41,
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or laughing ones(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:43,
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this is literally what 100% of the uk police force looks like nowwww.ukcamera.com/images/web/pennyfarthing1.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:53,
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There are some spectacular crashes of people partaking in penny farthing races on youtube.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:55,
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That was when McBeef got stopped on Camden high street(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:59,
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I've noticed a large increase in quite attractive lady policemen these days.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:50,
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They can take down my particulars any day!hahahaha
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:51,
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they could bang me up in the slammer any day!hahaha... wait
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:57,
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^accepted swollen goods(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:59,
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The only JAIL he'll be going to......is in COUNTY JAIL!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:16,
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i don't actually think there is anything,i haven't even ripped one of my own CDs onto my computer for ages.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 12:48,
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i just had to wipe my bum after going for a wee,i genuinely don't understand what just happened
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:34,
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^fat enough for a policeman to think they're pregnant.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 13:29,
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Morning WookowskyConsidering my day started with me sleeping through my alarm it can only get better
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 7:35,
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I, too, have overslept.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 8:12,
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Morning.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 7:44,
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Rain forecast for Canada. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 8:02,
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Formula 1 you drongo(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 9:03,
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No, racing cars, you spaz(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 9:13,
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Oh yeahthat one sport I follow and absolutely nothing else. Ah well, I like Canada, and a bit of rain can make for an interesting race. Look at Monaco, what should have been the most boring race of the season was one of the best due to the chaotic weather
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 9:34,
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[appropriate morning thread greeting](
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 8:13,
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Be positive, manLike Edmonds
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 8:16,
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Interesting I'll finish that when I get to work, ta
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 8:32,
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i kept raising my eyebrows with ever more vigour(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 9:14,
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morning woodomorning everyone
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 8:31,
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LATE THAT
LATE THAT
THAT
THAT
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 9:04,
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it should be the number "2" wearing a hatrunning to catch a bus with "THAT" on the side. Obvs.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 9:07,
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like a poo, you mean?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 9:20,
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damn it I didn't want to log back in but I can't leave you unaware of thisen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Arthur_Streeb-Greebling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhS35f015SQ
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vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 23:29,
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Thank you, Vlad.That explains it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 0:08,
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m.imgur.com/gallery/ZcyFGcQ
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 22:50,
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Put that shit in, Barry(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 22:52,
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What?I've put as much shit in Barry as I can.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 23:15,
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alright woodohad a good day?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:05,
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yeah yeah shut up you smug cunt(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:19,
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Alright (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:00,
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alright Winduspleased with how the day's gone so far?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:06,
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No mate. Horse needs an xray and maybe an operation.I said glue factory but apparently 3k is perfectly reasonable.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:13,
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I might cut it up and put it in the chest freezer up the shed. BBQ season innit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:18,
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fucking hell m8you need to pull your belt up and sort that woman out. 3k for a meat toy, ffs
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:18,
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She gets in the paralympics and we're on a winner, got to keep the fucking thing alive and walking first.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:20,
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I'm not sure I'm keen on disabled horses, it's supposed to be people competing (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:25,
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Oh, well you've misunderstold you see, oh, hahaha you've done it on purpose for comedy effect, hahaha very good.Lololol
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:27,
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Is there not a paralympics for animals then?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:31,
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Glue factory (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:33,
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Bet yours'll be a winner chum.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:35,
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Think you're taking the piss with the comedy, putting you on ignore (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:38,
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Rip personality horse :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:19,
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Yeah horses are almost as expensive and annoying as boats. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:52,
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alright mark morrisons prison shoeswhat are your evening plans?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:07,
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Date night tonight.Just about to pop out for a few drinks. What's the haps with you?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:10,
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thank you for your interestI have had a long and pointless work day and will have another one tomorrow, so I will have a whisky and a wank.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:19,
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Ah, the good old Scots night in. Funtimes.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:21,
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Yeah mate, still waiting to see if I can nick a few grand on a couple of kettles (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:26,
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hoe hoeand a bottle of rume
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:19,
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Streeve Greebling.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:44,
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Dunno.Think my dad used to say it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:55,
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Just seen a documentary about the life and films of Ken Loach. Man's a God.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:52,
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They made us watch Kes, at school.Unforgivable.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:56,
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I like Kes. His later films were better as he got properly angry. Getting dropped by the BBC and having things commissioned and dropped for a decade for being too dour or critical of the state and union heads probably helped.
His new film about people getting sanctioned and the benefits system won the most prestigious award at cannes and made critics cry. Can't wait.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 21:02,
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If I want to be depressed by gritty social realism, I can take a walk in to town.All I learnt from Kes was that northern kids are a miserable lot. Like Johnny Briggs, but with even fewer laughs.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 21:32,
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It wasn't just gritty social realism though was it. Here was an idiot that couldn't string two words together suddenly finding purpose. Before that he was far more caged than the bird was.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 21:38,
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Aside from his brother stuffing the bird in the bin, all I remember of that film is the boy shouting "better than thee, any road".Conclusion: northerners talk funny and are all permanently miserable.
We had to read the book, first. Proper let down, as we'd done War Of The Worlds, previously, which was much more my sort of thing.
I might have a better opinion of it if I'd come to it as an adult, but I doubt it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 21:44,
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You didn't even remember the bit with Brian Glover as the mental pe teacher. That was the 'funny' bit.
We did Of Mice and Men and the film we saw was walkabout. The main thing I remember about that was the extremely camp teacher Mr 'camp' David paying a lot of attention to the screen when the aboriginal was on screen. Well that and Jenny Augutter swimming naked in a pond, obvs.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 21:54,
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One of my mates did 1984 and another did the wasp factory. We nicked each other copies because they were good books. We weren't spods though. We were mostly stoned.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 21:55,
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Pretty sure my school's English curriculum was designed to beat any enthusiasm for reading out of us.Heart of Darkness was pretty good, though. We got to watch Apocalypse Now after reading that, which I wasn't too enamoured with (I preferred the book).
Shane was fucking shit, but the film was a goldmine of unintentional comedy.
Having to act out scenes from Romeo & Juliet in an all boys school was awkward.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 22:10,
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The best adaptation of Romeo and Juliet is Troma's Tromeo and Juliet. If only because it doesn't attempt to take itself seriously.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 23:22,
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should I have seen any of his films?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 21:01,
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Yes. You know how the Czech's and Poles used to make black and white films about famines? They're a bit like that but in colour Ave set in the North of England, Scotland or Ireland in the past.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 21:03,
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+we are the monkeesYou know we love to please
A manufactured image
With no philosophies
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:03,
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I wouldn't recommend looking to popstars for model guidance.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:26,
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Fuck, so there might be more to life than bitches and money? (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:31,
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it is a fact universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a bitch or ho(
vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:51,
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rockstar bitch called me elvis, m.o.b she call me selfish (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 18:14,
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MCA can't eat anything.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 19:27,
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Probably something about blayzein it, erryday.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:35,
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From jigging veins of rhyming mother-wits,
And such conceits as clownage keeps in pay,
We'll lead you to the stately tent of war,
Where you shall hear the Scythian Tamburlaine
Threatening the world with high astounding terms,
And also see him blayzein it, erryday
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vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:55,
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i only know a few finnish words and i almost certainly couldn't spell them correctly(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:13,
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oh I thought hey hey was finnish for hello, or maybe it's danish, or swedish, or maybe it's goodbye, the mist thickens, the heart quickens(
vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:22,
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i was doing it more in the 'krusty the clown' sense(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:40,
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omg I had no idea he was scandinavian! giphy.com/gifs/season-15-the-simpsons-15x6-26tk0zDmf4QhB0lHi
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vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:43,
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The keyboard was invented by Hungarian inventor Qwerty Yuiop, who signed it by leaving his name on the 'home row'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:31,
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Vasta vastaa vasta vastaavasta vastavastaavasta /ac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:47,
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uh oh, time to run the virus scanner on two hats(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:13,
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www.hrwiki.org/w/images/c/c9/sbemail118.png
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:17,
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I'm immune to anti-biotics :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:24,
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What is this earth thing you call "kissing"?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:44,
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Aw, that takes me back.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:25,
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i have the flagrant system error as one of my desktop wallpapers(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:33,
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did he guff straight into your mouth?are you with him or have you set up an extremely long hosepipe arrangement?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:24,
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Someone in this building did a shit with the after smell of manure.
Actually rotten.
We have unisex cubicals too, so I bet it was a woman.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:30,
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Alright Jay. Someone done a right eggy one earlier that cut short my 'sitting on the bog and surfing the internet session' by a good 10 minutes.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:20,
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Has anyone else here seen The Nice Guys?It is not guff.
Edit: mental note, ignore new stuff, wait a few weeks before mentioning something
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:16,
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Nahsorry, Nope
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:22,
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nopei'm torn because i don't like russell crowe
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:23,
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He is fine in thisIt is a minimal effective performance.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:24,
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i do want to see ita comedian i like compared it to a film i love on a social media site i tolerate
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:31,
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what a lovely story(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:33,
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comedian: russell kane film: Big Lewbowski Social media site: Twitter(
$$ ✅, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:34,
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Comedian : Michael McIntyreFilm: Jingle All The Way
Social site: Grindr
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:37,
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I've heard good things.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:35,
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It was incredibly well craftedOne of them films where for days after you catch yourself laughing at things from it.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:38,
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i think the movies he's in that are considered good aren't really my cup of teaalso, i think he's probably a massive bellend in real life
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:32,
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it's been a loooong time since i saw l.a. confidentiali don't like gladiator either, let's kiss
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:40,
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I've seen Operation Good Guys.It's not the same thing but is quite funny.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:26,
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Better than Operation Dumbo DropHugo Blick, who was the narrator in the second series is the guy who wrote The Sahdow Line on BBC2. TRUFAX
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:30,
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not something i normally do but i enjoyed that so much i bought the box set (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:30,
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get yourself some spare pencils, you're going to have to make a lot of notes(
vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:50,
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This is how all relationships start right?With lies, right?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:50,
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I think you should wait a few posts before trying to groom me as blatantly as this(
vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:50,
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Too hot to do any more work.I'm going home.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:21,
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I quite enjoyed Dingbat Wednesday. One of the porters here has been invited to join an over 50s cricket team. He's only 42 and is a bit upset.
Are you a crumbling wreck that looks a lot older than they are? When was the last time someone upset you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:31,
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People still mistake me for a student.Probably the shit beard and cheap t-shirts rather than my boyish good looks though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:35,
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Is it because you're also malnourished and smell like a student.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:41,
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One of my mates did comment I look 'less grey' these days.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:48,
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Luckily no. Doesn't help that I've got a face like a beat up frying panWas genuinely upset when a friends new mrs said she didn't like Mary Poppins. Some people.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:39,
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Mary Poppins isn't very good though is it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:42,
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Have you mistaken it for Mary Portas?Easy to do.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:44,
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No, she's the irritating shop lady. You're saying someone not liking a second rate musical is upsetting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:47,
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I would have put Africa kids dying or racistsBut thought I'd keep it light.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:50,
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Both insufferable cuntsYou know they're making a sequel to Mary Poppins?
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:48,
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With Emily Blunt as Poppins.
Would have been better if Tim Burton took over.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:55,
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Tim Burton's a wanker as wellHe'd cast Helena Boggin Carthorse as Mary and shoehorn Johnny Depp in there somehow, maybe as Bert or something
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:59,
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here's to the actress emily blunt, without who we would have no rhyme for cunt.
well, you can use james, both blunt and hunt,but they are short of syllables unlike emily blunt,
you can use 'oxford' as in 'oxford punt', or you can use 'rear end', as in 'rear end shunt',
but they are a bit convoluted to rhyme well with cunt.
so here's to the actress emily blunt,
she may well be shit,
but she rhymes well with cunt
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:02,
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I don't like her. Swanning round shops like that's a proper job.I quite fancy the hotel inspector though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:48,
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I like that chunky one from location location location.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:51,
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There was a nice bit of middle-aged stuff on bbc4 last night detailing deadly victorian contraptions.I bet dozer turns up in a minute.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:52,
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The saddest moment of allis when you watch that film as an adult and realise that it's not about a magical nanny at all, but about a man who's lost the bond he had with his children and doesn't know how to get it back.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:58,
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Is this a bit like watching tom and jerry as an adult and reasoning that jerry is just a prick?I came to this conclusion watching it on a flight about a year ago.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:59,
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sort ofMy cousin once pointed out to me that Disney's Recess was the exact same story every week, but centered around a different character. That blew my tiny mind.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:03,
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Looking back I think the most fucked-up cartoon going was pepe le pew.I bet museli-eating killjoys have banned it now because it promotes 'rape culture' or something.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:05,
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they're not wrong thoughHe literally wouldn't take "running and hiding" for an answer
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:06,
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I don't really understand how a cartoon about a prolific sex pest ever got past the 'what about...' stage really.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:08,
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Unless the message was 'be wary of french men'.Especially if you're a cat whose been near some paint.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:09,
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It's a convoluted metaphor, but its message still holds up today(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:12,
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It was because he's french, m8no other reason
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:09,
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Also like realising that Diagnosis MurderIs just the tale of a father helping his inept cop son solve murders.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:52,
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Is it? I thought it was about s chimney sweep trying to get his leg over.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:02,
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I don't think Bert existsHe's just another character that Mary spins into her stories
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:03,
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Cameron in Ferris Bueller's day off was a figment of his imagination, like Tyler Durden in Fight Club.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:05,
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So they saySimilar thing with Zack in Saved By The Bell. He's actually an unpopular nerd who fantasises about being the most popular kid in school. Whose girlfriend is a MASSIVE slag.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:07,
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Her who played Kelly Kapowski is still stunning.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:09,
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Oh, no questionbut she was a terrible person. Zack would spend all 'semester' trying to win her affections, she'd finally agree to go 'steady' with him, then IMMEDIATELY 'hook up' with the 'new guy in town'. Fucking slag.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:11,
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There's an air of bitterness and misogyny in this post.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:11,
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ZACK WASN'T A BAD PERSON, HE JUST MADE SOME BAD CHOICEShe deserved better, is all
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:12,
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I can't remember what those choices were, or what happened to him. It has probably been nearly 20 years since I watched SBTB.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:14,
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He didn't mean to lose his dad's camcorderbut god damn it, he tried his hardest to get the money to buy a replacement. Did Kelly offer to help? Did she fuck. Bros before Hoes.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:15,
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Yeah, he should've brassed her out to recoup the money or something.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:17,
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I've been mistaken for 30 beforeWhen I'm a fresh young 29 and 11 months. Some people are just cruel
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:39,
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You look great for 29Terrible for 28, but great for 29
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:40,
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You appear to be almost exactly one year older than me. You old cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:43,
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29 and 9 here.People say that you're 30's are better than your 20's but that strikes me as fibs.
I am calming down now, and almost welcoming it though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:51,
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My 20s were a load of shit, and turned me into the cynical cunt I am todayWouldn't change it for the world :D
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:56,
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I think i had some sort of mid-life crisis around the age of 17 tbh.It certainly doesn't bode well for my longevity.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:58,
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god, that's WELL old(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:21,
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i feel a bit ill thinking about it, to be honest(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 14:02,
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29 years and 9 months.I suspect you're being deliberately obtuse.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:26,
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^forgot to die young.You're going to end up like Shaun Ryder or Shane McGowan; the 27 club is more dignified.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:50,
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I think I look round my age or slightly younger.My skin is flawless.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:54,
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I don't really get UPSET much either. No point
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:55,
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Not one for a big flaming hissy fit no Jay?Don't blame you, they look exhausting.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:01,
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My skin is flawless.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:26,
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Regular protein treatment does wonders eh(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:52,
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recently it was suggested I was in my late twentiesand I wasn't even shaved
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:55,
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I am a bitter old prick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:02,
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Wrinkled face with the body of a 10 year old Ethiopian albino.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:16,
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Joke's on youbeing reported for stuff is my fetish
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:23,
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No-one else had mentioned reading it, thought I must have dreamt it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:27,
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I only learn about these great things once they get banned, need to get back into 4chan (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:32,
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people used to think I look younger than I am but it doesn't happen so much nowadays(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:29,
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It is strange I imagine each and every single one of you looks identical.and old.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:39,
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i.imgur.com/7e0l91X.jpg
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:41,
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knock me down with a feather, it's...OCCASIONAL DINGBAT WEDNESDAY!
i.imgur.com/fTXgKjq.png quite an easy bunch today, have at them.
ONLY 3 & 10 left, guyzzz
all over, thanks for playing
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:44,
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Shh, you'll get stuj all excited.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:19,
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one day he'll stumble over one of these threads and spontaneously ejaculate all the spooge from his body(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:32,
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a cut above(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:45,
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Cut above the rest(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:45,
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forgive and forget(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:46,
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too little too lateblimey, they are easy, aren't they
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:46,
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Tripodok, I'm stopping there
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:47,
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2 little 2 late(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:46,
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Hahahahahahahahaha(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:05,
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it'll be there one day, scousedon't stop believin'
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:49,
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closeit's a three word phrase, that is word 3
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:50,
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where's the dovestone, i want to probe him about charltons new manager (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:49,
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dunno, sozthe devs rejected my idea to have a tracking implant put in all users so i'd know where they were at all times :(
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:54,
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wait, so I'm the only one and I didn't have to have it in the first place?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:55,
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'fraid soi really enjoyed 'experimenting' on you though
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:56,
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Tu eres más feo que el culo de un mono(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:00,
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i'm not bothering to translate these but i'm highly offended by this one(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:04,
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DING!wait, sorry. since it's you... ooooh, DING!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:52,
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12 - Yo cago en la leche de tu puta madre(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:51,
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Tu hermano no tiene la ingle(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:54,
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that's probably the hardest one but it is quite clever(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:53,
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Is itDyslexic ski-ing cleric?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:57,
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Clue:The answer is related to how it's spelled
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:55,
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alright bigheadseemed a bit soon for clues
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:56,
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I'm getting bored(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:57,
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can't you just play with your winky or something?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:58,
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Not too many timesmy skin goes dry
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:59,
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it's been enough time nowif you've got the remaining answers, go for it
we all need to move on with our lives
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:18,
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Deffo dyslexic clericCall off the dogs
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:57,
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Usted es la peor maestra del mundo(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:57,
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Massive box filling WhetherNope, still not good at these
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:53,
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you're taking roy walker's advice too literally(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:54,
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i liked it when my chips was closing the curtains or saink and a fella guessed touching cloth (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:56,
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In an old jobHad access to a file full of Roy Walker soundclips. Had a great afternoon of setting colleagues PC to have "That's good but it's not quite right" as the normal mouse click noise.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:08,
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also, that one is similar to the 'slanty priest' one(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:55,
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Square meal(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:56,
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i'm not a grass or anything but i felt this was a bit uncalled for .....Lol, Windy Wanker, more like!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch of meringue, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:17, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:59,
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Yeah, bit harsh that. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:01,
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you wasn't even here, just goes to show what some people are like, hiding behind their keyboards insulting people (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:03,
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Bullies and trolls are ruining this once great forum.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:21,
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Huh?www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N3KnNPujyM
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:59,
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Clerical error(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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DING!use that one to solve the 'wether' one
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:04,
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Bad weather?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:06,
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you got words 2 and 5 of 5 right/edit: nvm SS got it
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:14,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i7uhSNYhiQ&feature=youtu.be&t=18
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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Not clickin that, soz.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:04,
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This is good. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:24,
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at last! DING!the official answer omits the 'little's but i'm going to allow it
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:26,
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those pedantic Dingbat official bastards I'll fart in their faces
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Be seeing you (bc in u)(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:23,
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and the final DING! goes to windycongrats
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:26,
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I'd like to dedicate this final ding to SS(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:29,
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fucking hell, rrp is £8250, fucking chancing cunts www.chrono24.co.uk/rolex/rolex-ceramic-daytona--2016-model-116500--id4480177.htm
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:26,
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are you the hipster one?something about a battered lucky strike tin, I dunno
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:18,
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that's him, yeahthis is a bit surreal: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMJ3ftUtnw
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:52,
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66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmltwiRsr1qbkog4o1_400.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:09,
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i love that they gave him a shitty mug at the end of iti hope he still has that
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:11,
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I hope he dies in a fire(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:29,
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well duhfound out today that spanish language speakers call him 'pelos del elote' which translates to 'corn husk head' or something
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:31,
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Not a bad trySpanish isn't the best language for coming up with clever insults, but I appreciate their spirit.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:38,
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Kieta el stupido elephante(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:43,
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quim:"Vagina, British slang" wow you can actually learn something on beethreeteeay
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:42,
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Come all without, come all within. You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quim(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:46,
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terracotta sex pest(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:46,
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some pretty good deals here toonintendoeverything.com/nintendo-kicking-off-5-year-anniversary-eshop-sale-in-europe-later-this-week/
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:48,
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why not play the shit flash version PETA made as a rubbish protest?www.silvergames.com/cooking-mama
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:55,
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plenty more fish in the sea, mansorry, is that offensive?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:20,
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I went off her a bit when u went crafting with mama, proper dull that (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:23,
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That's worth knowing.Youngest munch has been after a Kirby game, but is too lazy to earn much pocket money.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:52,
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hthmake sure you don't get the one with this filth in it though
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:56,
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Cars aside, everything's better with poorly rendered boobies.Know anything about Zelda games, manolith? Was wondering if the HD remaster of Wind Waker is worth a punt?
Lol, Windy Wanker, more like!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:17,
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i know goddamned near everything about zelda games, ma8ehave you played the original version? if not, then definitely. if so, it's still a yes as long as you've got the time/money
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:19,
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I've not played any Zelda games.Not buying it for me, just trying to persuade the kids to go for that over Twilight Princess as a) it's half the price and B) Twilight Princess is a 12, for reasons unknown to me.
The fact that I'll end up playing it is pure coincidence. Cheers for endorsement, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:24,
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WW is definitely a better game for kidsgameplay is very similar over the whole series but WW is bright and cartoony and more fun. TP is still good but the higher rating was because the game had a darker tone.
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:32,
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also slightly trickier controls, I'd say(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:38,
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Thanks, manolith.Both games look like an elf smacking things with a blunt sword, to me, so it's good to get an informed opinion.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:40,
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Listen!It's dangerous to go alone!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:45,
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YES FAMIf you can't be arsed / don't have a good enough PC to get the Dolphin emulator set up and an ISO of the Gamecube version, the HD remake is excellent, and Wind Waker is probably the most underrated game in the series.
Dolphin emulator lets you play the original at a higher resolution than the HD remake with loads of other graphical tweaks, looks stunning but takes a bit of faffing and needs a beasty PC to run on max settings.
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:23,
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I see.I've no intention to move my PC into the playroom, but I might have a look at this Dolphin thing, anyway, before realising that my PC is inadequate to the task.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:26,
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It's really good, I've played through several classic Gamecube games using it (Metroid Prime, Pikmin, Mario Sunshine, Mario Party...)But yeah Wind Waker is great, and the art style means it's aged really well. Twilight Princess is probably a 12 due to it's marginally more mature story and setting (mature in a Zelda sense anyway).
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Its alright for a quick multiplayer, obviously Smash Bros. Is a much better party game(
H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:36,
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^^^I keep suggesting this for multiplayer sessions but everyone wants hurdeedurr cover based serial shooty games instead
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:45,
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We always used to play Mario Golf on the N64 when drinking/smoking and Mario Kart had become too much effort.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:37,
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yeah i had one of themactually, i bought it second hand at a b3ta bash
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:53,
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I found the problem with chipped consoles and pirate games is that you don't really feel compelled to complete anything.The minute anything gets remotely difficult you fuck it off and play something else.
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i found that with my kids, gave them hundreds of games on their flash cards, they were all soon deemed shit and rubbish and the ds were not played with much (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:01,
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It's a stark contrast to spending the entire day repeatedly dying on Super Probotector eh mongy?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:18,
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I never owned a Nintendo, went from commodore to megadrive to playstations (
mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:21,
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i swapped my mega drive for a snes at ross records(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:22,
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Intellivision> Spectrum> Mega Drive> PS1> PS2 was the extent of my journey.I picked the wrong time to become a responsible adult.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:29,
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bbc micro > mega drive > snes > ps1 > dreamcast > gamecube > ps2 > xbox > xbox 360 > wii > xbox 360 > ps3 > wii u > ps4plus some handhelds
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:35,
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I had a PS2 pre ordered when they first came outThen cancelled it 3 days before release and got a Dreamcast with 6 games #noregrets
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:38,
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ZX81>Spectrum>girlsI lost interest quite early on
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:41,
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I could never find the cartridge slot on a girl.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:46,
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That's because most games are shit and rubbish.We only persevered with them as kids because there wasn't any alternative (other than going outside).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:19,
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Professor Layton is the only series I've consistently played on the DS(
H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:25,
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I got Scribblenauts on my tablet, but found that I can't be bothered with it.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:27,
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digging through baldmonkey's bins does not count as a "b3ta bash"actually, what am I saying. That describes one perfectly.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:02,
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Your nan stayed about from baldmonkey's bins.lol, meme crossover
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:21,
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Interestingit's about time I made more use of my 300 quid mario kart machine.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:59,
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i can make some recommendations if you're unsurebest way to get value for money though is to buy all the zelda games (can't remember how familiar you are with them). they last a decent amount of time and some of them are considered to be the best games of all time
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:10,
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I've already got Ocarina, Twilight and Skyward though(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:16,
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Jeez, the wwe fans are starting to get cr3ativei.imgur.com/CzlTCjX.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:18,
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they don't seem to understand the word wank in america(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:23,
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link to the past and minish cap are both good thoughold school isometric view but good fun
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:22,
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That's good and all, but I still find it shocking that Nintendo will charge more than £1 for a game that came out 30 years agoStill, their property, they know people will buy it, etc.
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:20,
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I just saw on IMDB they're making a remake of Scanners.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:19,
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If they try and redo Repo Man, I hope ISIS win.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:31,
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www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Repo-Man.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:36,
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You don't have permission to access /wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Repo-Man.jpg on this server.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:38,
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Demolition: one of the most successful and consistently popular tag teams of all timeI KNOW, says Vince, LET'S SPLIT THEM UP AND TURN ONE OF THEM INTO A SHIT BURGLAR.
GOLD, Mr McMahon..PURE GOLD.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:41,
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You know what I saw the other day?Someone had smashed up a vhs cassette and left it strewn across the pavement. Now I hate littering anyway, but I thought to myself "I wonder what was on that tape?" I walked a little further on and saw an empty video case....It was Robot Jox. Robot. Jox.
I was all like:
giphy.com/gifs/crying-psa-commercial-12SBwtRR9BnWg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:44,
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Somewhat relatedwww.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/22532/1/londons-hellraiser-vhs-mystery-has-been-solved
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:49,
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As a rule of thumb any film that stars Harry Dean Stanton or Michael Ironside should be left alone.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:34,
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Holy shitMy account still works. Dust and digital cobwebs everywhere mind.
Edit: before I get any more negative vibez, just amazed that the glove still fits and such. Happy to delete if the chat board doesn't allow a bit of shitpost.
Edit2: Roll out yer tropes. Love a good trope
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:34,
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That's nice, dear.If you ask manolith nicely, he can get it deleted for you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:36,
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OooofAre you the designated welcome back party?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:38,
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I nearly bought "I Am Bread" based purely on the title and the first line of the synopsisNBA 2K16 is WELL hard. Brief explanation of what the moves are, and how to do them, but no proper tutorial mode to speak of.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:57,
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We got NBA 2K[something] with the kids' WiiU.It takes itself waaay too seriously to be any fun. The fact that the control list unfolds to A3 size is more than a little off-putting.
Do that later versions offer a "pick up and play" arcade mode?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:01,
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I know!I want Run, Pass, Shoot, Steal. Four controls. Simple.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:03,
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There is a 'quick match' modebut the controls are the same
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:04,
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Is there a button you can mash to do "Downtown" constantly?(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:03,
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I fucking hope so(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:04,
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I found the buttons for sprinting and pushing over opposing players. Briefly amusing.My brother had a go, but all he managed to do was switch the view into heat vision, so it was basically unplayable (unless you are a Predator).
Load of rubbish, frankly.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:10,
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i have that on pc but haven't played it yet. it's supposed to be great fun thoughdisappointing news about the nba game. i thought it might be a bit of pick up and play fun. more of a simulation, i s'pose
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:13,
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The old NBA games were really good for that, and had tons of unlockable daftnessBig head modes, Dennis Rodman's hair colour continuously changing, really fast and simple mechanics. Then they decided to get photorealistic and super serial
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:18,
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yeah there were some fun ones where you could play as the mario brothers or the beastie boysbut the only basketball game worth bothering with really was this one
youtu.be/t9ZZpgcvQNQ
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:25,
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I haven't played a decent sports game since Italia'90.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:40,
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It has all changed nowFor one, all them players have retired.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:45,
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I've not played video games in yonks but No Man's Sky is looking quite intriguing.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:30,
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You ruined mupps' morning threadI hope you're fucking happy now.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:42,
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I came here to kill conversations and eat ky jellyAnd I'm fresh out of jelly
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:48,
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when you chose your username? did you anticipate it lasting until the point where you're more likely to be typing on a mobile device of some kind?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:50,
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Not at allI thought 2 years tops before my robot butler did all this typing shit. Here I am now years later with a bluetooth keyboard attached to my phone to keep it relevant.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:54,
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Noob Tuesday way yesterday m8(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:51,
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When I'm aroundEvery day is Tuesday.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:52,
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you can't wash your face in a tuesday(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:00,
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twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/740211811228606464
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:59,
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I don't understand the reference but commend the effort anyway.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:13,
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Thanks for your input mano but that didn't help at all.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:17,
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don't panic, this thread isn't any shitter than many others on the boardnext time just contribute to a thread in progress though
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:47,
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oh hi, you may have missed thiss4.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1426182712/5566593914112252665902NSFW.jpg
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:59,
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Margate has never looked so beautiful(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:06,
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Hey I am the best one here now just letting you know.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:03,
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NotedAnd do I send you the cake on Fridays? Things round here have changed so much.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:05,
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Normally Fridays are just reserved for bitching and in fighting.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:08,
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That would be amazingIf there was one place on the internet that could do that.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:25,
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the fact that there is a new 'worst one here' doesn't elevate you to best, man(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:16,
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hahahahahaha(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:18,
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Now explain this like you are talking to a granddadA life illiterate granddad.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:14,
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just type ELI5we love all that reddit shit here
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:15,
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Jeebus noCan't stand that shit.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:21,
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oh thank goodness you're back we've all missed you dreadfully(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:16,
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That is oddThe coastguard said you called off the search 20 minutes after they stated.
Apparently you were most insistent *stares*
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:19,
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Morning.Working with Gary again today, so it'll be easy going until about 10. Then a mad rush to get done. How's your day shaping up?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 7:37,
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Morning piggehShaping up as standard, probably gonna have more time for skiving today which is always good #bringbackgraham
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 7:48,
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Gerald mate(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:01,
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This.morning Gary and Stevie have decided the results for the majority of the Euro games.I was asked my opinion. I don't know.
Edit; we're now discussing petty details about premiership transfers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:20,
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This is the only football related thing I'm looking forward to
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:26,
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We've done that bit.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:37,
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See the problem with Arsenalis they always try to walk it in
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:21,
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Next time they ask your opinion, reply with "I've found a lump on my testicles"they'll leave you alone, guaranteed
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:41,
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+"can I check yours?"(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:25,
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Floods in Sunny Dunny, last night.Glad I live up a hill.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 7:55,
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not muchforearm hurts a bit (lolwanker) I think I pushed it too hard dahn the gym
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MONO!, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:13,
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not sure about this capitalist morning threadbut hello nonetheless
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:23,
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I didn't come here for a lecture in communism(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:10,
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I was playing Goat Simulator last nightI'm not sure where my life is headed at this point
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:21,
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I'll assume that's something to do with Ali.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:23,
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did you get it cheap in the psn sale?because i did too
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:28,
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i got this tooit's best in multiplayer but still pretty great in single
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:45,
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Goatse simulator more like!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:32,
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Morning!It's my triannual haircut today.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:27,
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As someone who insists on keeping my hair as close to bald as possibleI have to get my hair trimmed every month. Might just get a decent set of clippers in next month and sack off the hairdressers completely
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:57,
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I once did a really long, high-pitched parper that squealed like air being let out of one of them balloons. That was over 15 years ago, never done it again since. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:50,
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I used to claim that I could fart the theme from Match Of The Day.I thought I did it once, but it seems unlikely.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:02,
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My dad worked with a bloke that could burp and fart at exactly the same time. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:07,
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He must open up like a fleshy flute.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:10,
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I once did one that went "oo-ee oo-ee"Prompting my cousin to sing "let's all chant". It was very funny, and is still remarked upon to this day.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:06,
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Mine was in school at the time. People laughed, including me. It went on for seemingly ages so the teacher had to stop and frown until it had finished.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:08,
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i bumhorned the Close Encounters theme once(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:57,
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That night Tom Hanks made a jobby out of his mashed potato. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:38,
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What happened to our mate Spanish fly?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:41,
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a week's stepping for being shit(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:17,
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Oh right. Fair.I assumed half term was over
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:30,
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but surely when the schools are off he'd be too busy to post on here(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:36,
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I don't even know what that is.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:21,
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Well if you know what a numero uno is it's the same as that.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:24,
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Just watched that Goodbye Lenin. Quite good. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:38,
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Nicholas Lyndhurst is a prick(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:25,
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