morninhI'll be watching this today: Channel 4 - George Clarke’s Amazing Sheds ... which must very previously have been aired.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 7:02,
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morning woodoLooks like I'll actually have a Sunday off, with no obligations. Not sure what to do with it.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:21,
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You'll still be going to church, thoughRight?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:32,
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not since the sniffer dogs found my last batch of semtex :((
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:33,
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morning.I watched Big Game last night, and thoroughly enjoyed it. I also ate too much curry, after drinking on an empty stomach.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:37,
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morning woodyI found out Hollywood actor Matt Damon wants us to remain in the EU. Exciting times.
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$$ ✅, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:41,
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I'm in the greenhouse right now(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:51,
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Yeah she's pretty advanced for 5 months old(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:55,
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the wife just spunked 150 quid on one it'd better be worth it
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:12,
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We got the baby bjorn one air. Wife doesn't use it much but I love it(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:16,
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I borrowed a baby bjorn from a matewho was more than willing to lend it since it's a crotch-dangler that apparently causes horrendous hip and spine issues. Wife chose Ergobaby or some shit like that
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:25,
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If I caught a carp that size I wouldn't even take a picture (
mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:45,
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like fuck you wouldn'tIt'd be all over SnapChat
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:48,
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We had a Baby Bjorn thing, and some sort of sling that was supposed to adapt as the baby grew.They nestled in it as a baby, then you sort of carried them on your hip as they got older, with their bum in the sling - nice idea in principle, but in practice, they'd fall asleep in it and you'd be dragging around dead weight, so absolutely awful.
Borrowed one of those elaborate, metal framed backpack things from a cousin, but because the kid would sit above head height, they'd get hit in the face by tree branches as we hiked around the woods, so gave on that pretty quick.
^ fuck of back to mumsnet
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:30,
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Yeah it's great, means I can do stuff in the garden whilst looking after the baby.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:14,
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I used to pop to the local shops, handy as you have both hands free, tricky drinking a pint tho (
mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 10:31,
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K she's getting grumpy, going back in(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:57,
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Sort your camera out, I wanna see what happened as a result of the break in(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:40,
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Alright. I need to do a shop but am starving. That's how I'm having a chicken Kiev sarnie for breakfast. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:08,
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MorningI drank all my beers yesterday and its fucking miserable outside.
XCOM board game - really good, you need 4 players but its a tense game. One player uses an app on a tablet to keep the game flowing and relaying info to the other players, it's well paced and the fact it randomizes events for each game gives it plenty of replay value.
#Muppsnobodyfuckingcares
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H.B.Mupps, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:44,
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When I was a yoot I was always intrigued by that board game series that came with a videotape.Turns out someone went to the effort of uploading the vids to YouTube. Looks shite.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:48,
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Atmosfear or something like that? Yeah the video was dreadfulI reckon the designers of XCOM have hit on a good idea here, sort of a modernization of that "watch a video to guide the game" mechanic. We were talking about the same idea in different settings, having the app adds an extra layer of unpredictability to the game, which something like Arkham Horror (a Lovecraftian horror game) would definitely benefit from
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H.B.Mupps, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 11:59,
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Yeah, think that was it. Seemed to be mostly a man with a dark towel draped over his head.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 13:02,
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I like the sound of thatI just don't know three other people who would play it with me :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:36,
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Big oily breasts(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:32,
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Like a fat man eating topless getting all the grease from his KFC all down him.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:46,
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Ones that run through your fingers like noel's house party gunge.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:54,
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I think this one was on thatwww.riverthamesnews.com/News823.html
it lives just down the road from me
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broadsword w⚓, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 12:32,
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as impressed as i am with Good evenings posting skills....dont think he will ever get away with being my sock puppet..lol
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I reckon you're an old user returned, but you're OK in my book.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:22,
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Agreed. So no one thinks it's me anymore?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:26,
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Alright BSFinally taken me off lolignore?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 1:44,
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Good evening no longer exists m8(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:11,
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Not at all. He's a cunt. Fairly certain my opinion is shared by many.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:26,
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Manolith seemed very keen to see my greenhouse cam so I'm live streaming it hereipcamlive.com/575b38b0c4f0e
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:15,
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I think a saucepan just boiled over(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:17,
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That's my ultrasonic fogger I use to increase the humidity for my nepenthes. I'll turn it on again.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:20,
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Why is there a black man masturbating in your green house?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:25,
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What's wrong with that then you fucking racist?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:29,
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There is nothing WRONG with itI was just asking why he was there in the first place and whether you were aware of it. You insufferably middle aged boring cunt.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 0:02,
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Does it cost more for colour? I thought it was ridiculous people face-timed their pets but this is next-generation.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:46,
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It's in night mode.I'd pop out and wave hello but I'd wake the baby if I go downstairs
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:49,
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The first ever Webcam was made by some academics to see if the coffee pot in the kitchen had coffee in it. Conversely I want one to see if the kitchen at work has people in it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:51,
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I can't seem to turn the fogger off now. This is a disaster!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 0:08,
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Peace of mind while you're on holiday eh, seeing that it's boiled dry and your garden is now on fire(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 0:40,
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Also, how frequently do you check on them during the night. Because even once seems a bit much. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:53,
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I'm watching for mice(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:54,
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I think it's broken, or the black man stole it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 1:39,
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You are a prick mate. Just saying.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:10,
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I didn't realise he has actually been banned until after posting this Who are you his fucking mum or saink?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 23:27,
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Because of his antics towards me last night? Fucking good - and as dozer is banned "good evening" arrives at about the time dozer usually posts.
Does a ban hammering ban the IP addresses commonly used as well? Not that that would help.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:09,
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He'll never understand that, you'll have to write the whole thing out(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:01,
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May the seed of your loin forever be fruitful in your women (sic)(
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:02,
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Good Evening is Dozer who is banned. Mods must be asleep.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:57,
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He gazed me to let me know.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:02,
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Perhaps if he stopped going on about kid fucking it wouldn't happen (
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:04,
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Probably. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:05,
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It's just a second account he has. I think I have one somewhere. Bollocks if I can remember the password mind.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:07,
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Doubt it. 2 accounts on the same Internet? Nah. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:09,
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Can't be dozer, hasn't talked about wanky music or massive drugs yet.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:04,
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Trust me. It's him.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:05,
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Ok pigster, you've not lied to me.Yet.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:07,
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I wouldn't Edit: account banned, see?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:07,
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Back up in your ass with the resurrection (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:59,
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numero unologging in..had a emotional time..who really cares when push comes to shove..???
So sad at the world right now...
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i like this goodnight dude hes pretty coolReally fucked off today...
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I'd rather know a shover than a pusherCause a pusher's a jerk
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:36,
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At this moment Oh that doesn't sound too good. Most people I know like to be happy rather than sad.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:37,
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WilliesThousands of them
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:43,
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Nobody move until you've seen their japseyes (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:46,
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You're only supposed To blow the bloody fannies off
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:53,
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Hang on a minute lads... I've got a great fanny(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:56,
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alright good evening. Which one are you?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:39,
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Alright numero uno about time you showed up(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:01,
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I'd say you're more of a number two!Ahahahahaaa.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:01,
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look, this is a bullying free zone, please desist this behaviour, it isn't very becoming(, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:02, archived)
re: lastI mean, it was obvious why, but I just wondered how it had been phrased
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:02,
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Which one are you then?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:38,
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Good Evening good eveningJust read the Mr Tea post down there about marking exam papers and had a Luke Darthwalker moment. Say it ain't so Mr T.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:51,
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Yeah, I hate to side with you of all people, but this made no sense. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:56,
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You knowthat thing with things in it.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:57,
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Jesus FranceYou better improve in the second half
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:00,
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OkayITV's titles are a bit suspect as well.
The font is alright though
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:09,
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Silly silly Evra eh?(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:24,
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Pogba be likeWhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:37,
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Who has France in the b3ta sweep?I can't be arsed going looking for it
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:02,
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And NikeThe Switch? Alright, we get it, it isn't the world cup so you churn out some Freaky Friday shit.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:04,
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my gardener died a month ago apparently, wanker, now this long grass has gone mental m.imgur.com/bMiWM9X
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:01,
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A decomposing corpse will do wonders for your lawn(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:15,
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I don't know how grass works, but this lawns gone feral (
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:17,
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Get a goat, she'll sort it all out(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:19,
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Preferably a baby pygmy one, then you can video it bouncing about and generally being a tit, then stick it on YouTube and get millions of people going squeeee, and big money off the advertising(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:20,
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And when it's big enough you can eat it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:21,
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Probably the wrong type of grass, and I can't even get a cat, #gary (
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:21,
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A think a weekend with a scythe might be in order before you can even get a mower near it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:22,
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Its just loads of whispy shit, the grass seems ok, nature sux (
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:26,
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Is it sockpuppet Friday? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:21,
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no thank you, heteronormative posts only (in spite of the glaring oxymoron of 'heteronormative' but never mind eh)(, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:19, archived)
mods ban this user please (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:23,
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it's for his own good think he's having a breakdown (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:27,
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nah playing a character innee(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:30,
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That how you treat mentals is it? Just show them the door? (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:31,
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it's for their own goodrepeated online embarrassment and humiliation is srs bsns
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Better that than keep them in the house, they might find the knife block(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 21:33,
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My wife tried to make gypsy tarts but fucked it RIGHT upWhat have you fucked up recently?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:43,
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up
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:53,
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You recovered yet?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 19:02,
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Some big fucking wobbly tits!Haha
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 19:33,
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I know*stares into middle distance*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 19:41,
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My wife was fair falling out of her dress, the other night.Mmmm, tits...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:08,
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This vindaloo I slow-cooked instead of dutch ovening tastes different. Slightly bitter taste to it. Still Edible though, OK consistency. Not sure if it's because I couldn't be arsed frying the spices.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 19:46,
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I love gypsy tart.I really should find out how to make it.
Also: pumpkin pie - om nom nom.
I have been to the pub, and a curry should be here imminently.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:07,
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Today was a good day.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:38,
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I'm marking some GCSE exam papers for pocket money while I look for a proper job. It's great, I'm basically getting paid to judge idiots.When did you last get paid to do something you love doing anyway? 'Your nan' is an acceptable answer (1 mark).
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:46,
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Haven't had any fun since my squad was disbandedThem years in the IRA were the best.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:54,
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But seriouslyHad a golden patch between 2011-2013 where everything was sweet working on services that I genuinely loved.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:03,
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I earn my money working in Access and Excel.Joy, love and fun are all alien to me.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:02,
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I make sure I'm occasionally seen working directly in SQL,to further the myth that I'm a smart person.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:05,
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how good are you with pivot tables?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:11,
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Are they those ones you can pull out to make them longer?I'm ok with them, about 40% of the time I can set one up without trapping my fingers
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:17,
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All over them, mate.I link them to Access databases, then base charts on them, and people think that I'm well clever.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:50,
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I can make excel do pretty clever things in vba and with proper databases.But I'm fucked if I can use it to shove numbers around like some sort of beancounter.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:51,
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I keep putting off getting a greater understanding of VBA.Luckily, I've employed someone who's quite good at it.
Note: am a beancounter
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:55,
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I'm practically fluent in Oracle SQL.SELECT 'SO THERE' FROM dual;
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:12,
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I speak itwith an accent, I grant you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:24,
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Update boner set penis = flaccid
where gormo = love_interest
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:27,
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It's alright, i can probably write a procedure to make you thumb it in.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:31,
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A lady paid you to go fuck yourself?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:04,
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No a lady didn't pay me to not have sex with heror something
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Peej, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:05,
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I enjoy doing all these voiceover tracks, and they make good beer moneyjust bought a Gigabyte BRIX with last week's income
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:11,
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Her bass work on I Am Kurios Oranj was legendary.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:13,
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Incorrect.I'd really like him to host an episode of the One Show. Everything, including the usual trite guests should remain unchanged.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:23,
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I have never been paid for doing something I enjoy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:21,
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Who'd pay me for that, SS?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:35,
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The guffs would form a little love heart like in cartoons.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:51,
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I bet TH is having a sneaky wank about this right now.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:08,
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doneThanks Google Images!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:12,
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yeah, after racking my brains, i came up with this answer toobut it seemed too depressing to post
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:54,
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Don't you get a cut of those sweet, sweet advertising bucks that this site rakes in?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:56,
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he gets a mod stipend(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:00,
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I can be depressed enough for the both of us(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:56,
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I am one of those cunts that gets paid to do something I love all the time. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:26,
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[obligatory 'yeah, small children, lol' post](
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:29,
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I got a free fishing holiday in france for eating crayfish (
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:32,
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Child benefit money.I do so love being a parent.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:35,
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I'm in the pub The pay's not great but I have got a pint
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:43,
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Been paid for a few gigs over the years, was in a wedding funk band. I enjoy fixing and tinkering, and I've done a few bits of cars and motorbike fixes for a few quid.
My job is pretty lax to be fair, without Gerald and a bit more money I'd stay forever.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:44,
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I love the idea of 'wedding funk' as a genre.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:48,
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Y'know, I'm not sure I've ever heard someone say 'I don't like funk' and if I did I wouldn't fucking trust them.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:05,
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I used to be instinctively allergic to the idea of 'funk rock' because of the sheer terribleness of the RHCP.Then I discovered Tackhead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6I4poZAM_c
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:08,
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Well according to everyone here I love fingering bumholes(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:13,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:14,
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My wife just bought the baby into work. One of the receptionists tried to touch her and she screamed and shat herself.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:30,
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How did the baby react to this?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:31,
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stunned amazement I expect, it's more people skills than 99% of them usually show(
vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:42,
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I really hope the President of the Robert Smith Fan Clubcalls himself The Curator
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:52,
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Star wisdom#CosmicAlarmClock #HigherSelfie
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:34,
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when someone bought one of my blanketsmy next one will be finished tomorrow morning, hoping i've got a buyer lined up for it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:44,
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I once bought a load of blankets at an auction.Sadly I thought I was leaving a bid for a box of records.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:45,
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wtf gormo?how can you confuse blankets with records?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:52,
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I mixed up the lot numbers when placing bids in absentia.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:14,
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You make blankets? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:55,
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yes. lots.(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:56,
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What sort of blankets?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:58,
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woolly oneswith mario and pac man and stuff on
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:59,
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Do you sew arms into them or little pockets in the bottom for feet? That's the future of blanket technology right there.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:15,
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Since The Doveston seems to be dead:www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36489980
1/7 for me this week :( sadtiems
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:56,
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i'm not dead, i'm just fucking around in france(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:59,
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he'll make the team play boring, predictable football, bit mediocrebut he'll get you some results
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:05,
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keep your neck covered in case of fire(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:07,
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hahaha good one, really loling hereprick
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:05,
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I got 2/7 then you miserable cunt.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:06,
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4/7Not bad really. Pretty happy with that.
Just had a call for a job over in the kitchens, but can't do it until 2pm. So extra long lunch.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:05,
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4/7Not bad really. Pretty happy with that.
Just had a call for a job over in the kitchens, but can't do it until 2pm. So extra long lunch.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:06,
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2/7I've never watched Spongebob
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:08,
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the one that was all real worldy?I saw trailers for that, thought it looked gash
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:14,
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I've only watched a couple, not sure what the fuss is about reallyI mean, yeah it's a bit wacky but it's no worse than Ren and Stimpy
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:12,
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R&S was greatit's probably hideously dated now though
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:15,
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Surprisingly its aged really well from an art standpointI used to follow a blog of a guy who used to animate for it, his articles were about the techniques and methods they were encouraged to use that you don't see anymore in today's clean computer animation.
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:21,
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yeah, I liked it when they did a "close up" shotand it was a single incredibly-detailed frame, of something revolting like a pus-filled bubo
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:29,
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I pus-filled your nan's bubo.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:38,
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I'd like to buy and frame one of those cells / paintings(
H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:55,
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yeah, I liked some of those. R&S, Roco's Modern Life, Cow and Chicken.Pinky and The Brain was great too. Especially the one where Pinky gets put in charge and accidentally becomes incredibly successful.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:23,
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There's some good Adult cartoons about these days as well.I guess animation makes some of these ideas and themes possible financially/technically.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:28,
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No hentai chat.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:40,
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Back in school me and a mate could do the whole "Sixth Sitting Sheet Slitter's Son" routinefucked if I could do it now though
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:31,
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4/7and for the first time in about 2 years, I actually knew a couple of those
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:18,
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≤4, probably.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:36,
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^ yeah, nice one, b3ta(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:37,
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Oh, surprise, surprise, I got 4.Just waiting for that call to the kitchen, now.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:50,
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Fuck, now I'm not...Profile says this account will be 14 years old soon. Fuck that.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:55,
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THAT'S HOW OLD EASTY WAS BACK THEN.EASTY IS 28.
Kill me.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:56,
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I'm just pleased to see you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:52,
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Skinny pig www.guineapighub.com/img/skinnypigcolor.png
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:54,
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Did I miss weekend plans? Ah well.I'm not sure I'm going to do much this afternoon Dave. There aren't any jobs on, and I can't be bothered to help Gerald.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:55,
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ok, since no-one seems to have any better ideaslet's do the customary weekend plans thread.
i don't have any. anyone else?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:42,
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I'm having a bbqyou're not invited. You're never invited.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:43,
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i stopped being capable of heartache a long time ago, m8te(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:45,
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Dunno yet, depends if it rains(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:43,
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^made of sugar(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:44,
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Well I am super sweet(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:46,
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www.livescience.com/52632-atacama-desert-flowers-bloom.html
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vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:08,
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Covering a colleagues on-call tomorrow. Probably just loaf around my flat.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:44,
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I'm gonna install a network camera in my greenhouse so I can keep an eye on my tomatoes whilst I'm on holiday in Portugal in a couple of weeks.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:45,
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I hope when I get as old as youI have such exciting tasks to pass the time.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:52,
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I've already set up an automatic watering system I can control using my phone in case they start looking a bit dry.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:48,
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So your holiday can be ruined as you watch them perish?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:48,
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Any problems I'll give the mother in law a ring and tell her to go round and sort them out.My robot flymo will be taking care of the lawn while I'm gone.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:50,
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So this is how people without friends manage in the 21st Century(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:53,
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"I would have checked if he was dead""But the lawn has looked immaculate for the past 3 months so didn't bother"
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:13,
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You know if you attend a partydo you find yourself for the most part standing in a kitchen...alone?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:59,
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he sends a robot surrogate to the partyor at least he will, when someone invites him to one
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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i imagine he does have one of these - this is what allows him to holiday for 300 days a year.while the surrogate fingers peoples bumholes.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:12,
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I'd love to have a clone I could send to do my job while I stayed at home.I'd live in constant fear of it trying to overthrow me though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:14,
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The question you have to ask yourself is do you think you would ever want to overthrow your clone?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:16,
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What, so I could go back to work? Nah.If I was the clone though, I might clone myself so I didn't have to work either.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:40,
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pfft, as if he'd outsource his favourite part of the job(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:16,
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oh my GOD! everyone, you'll never guess! 2 can is going on HOLIDAY!enjoy it mate, you've earned it, about time you had a break isn't it
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vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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i reckon about half of these holidays are fabricated(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:04,
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I reckon his wife is one of those tour guides that shows OAPs to their spanish hotelsbut 2Can can't cook for himself so he has to tag along every time she goes abroad.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:13,
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hahafinally, I've placed him
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vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:16,
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i will be watching all the football and ignoring my children (
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:46,
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i love the football, and 3 games a day is just super (
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:48,
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bit much for me as one of those awful casual fans that everyone hatesprobably watch a fair few though
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:58,
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there's a photographer coming to the pub tonight to take pictures of everyone wearing their england tops, i've just dug my ireland 94 top out to fuck the pictures (
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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"Men watch football in pub"Kent Observer by any chance?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:04,
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nah it's a greenking thing for their website , but there is a rumour the hard hittng newshopper reporter master jake bacon may turn up (
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:05,
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Woah, a real celebrity!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:08,
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even if i feature in the local press i wont let it change me, till i win i'm a celebrity get me out of here (
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:11,
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should wear one of thesewww.picturesthatigoneanddone.com/product/white-football-top
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:04,
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Standard reallyHaving people over to play the XCOM Board Game tonight.
Saturday I'm going to finally play through Journey, a game I've wanted to play for ages, and maybe play some other classic game (currently doing Silent Hill: The Room).
Sunday - F1 in the evening, nothing else planned.
Obviously all of this is interspersed with beer and erb
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:46,
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NEEEEERD**journey is great, i loved it. a bit arty-farty but very beautiful
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:03,
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I've heard it is, and I'm a bit of a sucker for games like that, loved Limbo, Ico, SotC, etc.Just never owned a PS3 to play it, but a mate got it in the other week so I've demanded a playthrough.
Oh, and Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons. Anybody who plays through that and doesn't feel anything is dead inside
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:28,
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brothers was fantastic once i got the hang of the controls(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:34,
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Agreed, I didn't exactly master the controls myself and they sound quite confusing on paperbut they serviced to play the game through, and were very effectively used to tell the story, which is all that matters really
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:53,
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FootballFollowed by the mrs complaining about football.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:48,
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I am likely to miss the England game can you keep me up to date on here?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:54,
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Can do it now for youOh for fuck sake x20
Ooof x6
That was a lucky England goal x2
We're gonna win this thing x 1 at full time
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:02,
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Long train journey home this eveningand then a family wedding tomorrow.
that is if I recover from my frightful experience last night.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:50,
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breathing, mainly breathing I thinkI'd have to check my diary
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vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:12,
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get hooked up to one of those masksdoes the breathing for you
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:13,
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i assume by this that you mean i should be nominated as a real life superhero because of all my outstanding moderation?also, you've just reminded me of this, which if you've not seen before, i reckon you'll get a kick out of
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:25,
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typical weekend activityif you're a prick
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:15,
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No. 1 son is going on a "Survival Day" with the Cubs. Not sure what this entails, so I'll assume it involves me abandoning him in the woods with a pocket knife, and him fending off the attentions of assorted sex offenders.Haha, 'cos all adults involved in the scouting movement are paedophiles!
Not sure what I'll be doing. Cutting the grass and bullying the kids into doing their homework, I expect.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:31,
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he'll come back with the blood of his victims on his hands(
$$ ✅, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:33,
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He was eyeing up the machetes in Go Outdoors, the other day,and spent much of our recent camping trip pleading for a knife.
I assume his enemies will be efficiently gutted and skinned.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:40,
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An interest in knives and fire is pretty healthy for any young lad I reckon.It's if the interest persists when they're old enough to take interest in girls and drugs you need to be concerned.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:45,
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I was a bit obsessed by knives, as a youth.Stopped carrying one when I realised I was a clumsy sod and kept cutting open my own hand.
Always feel bad when I discourage the kids from playing with matches, as flicking them, one by one, at a wall was one of life's simple pleasures.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:50,
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have you seen this?www.imdb.com/title/tt2088003/
that's what it'll be
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:33,
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That's been on my Netflix (or Amazon) list, for a while.Might watch it, tonight.
As my go to "adult with the tastes of a child" would you recommend Pacific Rim?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:38,
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it's great once in a while but not a regular thing in my opinion (
$$ ✅, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:40,
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lol, rudeness!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:44,
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yesit's joyously ridiculous
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:44,
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yeah, i wouldit's schlocky but fun. if bad dialogue makes you cringe, give it a miss. otherwise, go for it
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:46,
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I prefer the vast wealth of 80/90's b-movies to fill that void.Troma have put all their back-catalogue on youtube. I recommend Tromeo and Juliet.
I watched Futurekick the other day. Good (shit) stuff.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:46,
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I don't think I could, in good conscience, sit down with the kids and work through the Troma catalogue with them.Not for another 3 years, anyway.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:52,
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I used to love watching them on 4 later when I was supposed to be asleep.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:59,
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shit, i didn't realise it was on either of those serviceswe watched an online stream which didn't translate any of the finnish. and since the only finnish words i know are fuck, satan, shit, twelve and sorry, i wasn't sure what the hell was going on
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:48,
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Not all of them are nonces. Some of them are NF types who seem to think it's the Hitler Youth.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:42,
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He's welcome to stab them in the dick, too.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:44,
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I managed a right Pato Bant-on in that last threadwhat proper X-on do you want to do?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:13,
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I want to do a proper shit (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:14,
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Euro 2016Hurry the fuck up so both my work sweepstakes and fantasy teams get ripped to shreds. Then I can give up caring about the whole thing around the 1st of July and then start giving a shit about Wimbledon
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:15,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:17,
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I have been talked in to a dream team and entered a sweepstake.I've got Wales.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:18,
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It is going to be interesting for themConsidering how little fucks are given by their population because it isn't rugby.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:24,
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the eurodovestons you mean? i'm pretty excitedmy austrian heroes will surely romp to victory
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:59,
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I told Mrs Hats that I had switzerland and she said "You've got NO chance"What makes her an authority all of a sudden, I don't know. Her reasoning is that switzerland is quite small, and therefore stands less of a chance of having good footballers. Is there some sort of precedence I can use against her please?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:03,
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Sadly the FrenchHave done them over in recent years in tournaments, so for them to be with them again is a tad arse. They might make it out of the group dependent on how they do against Albania.
But your money is lost.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:08,
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Oh, I haven't paid any moneyI just want to rub my wife's face in facts.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:10,
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well, we *are* married(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:17,
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are you sure? mcbeef has cast a bit of doubt on the matter further down the thread(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:19,
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well, maybe she's just basing it on the fact that the swiss are mainly good with triangular thingsand football is a game played on a rectangle with a sphere
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:13,
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Come on, this is more like something L would saynot his mum
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:14,
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don't we all, m8haha, bantz
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:17,
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Germany beat Brazil 7-1 at the last world cupIf results were based on population size Brazil should have won pretty easily.
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^ getting a serious learn-on(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:17,
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when you only see one set of footprintsthat's when i gave you a piggyback
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:05,
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oh god hahahahaha this made me properly lol :)I'm off to throw a starfish back into the sea, brb
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vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:11,
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perfectly reasonable behaviour, i have no followup questions(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 12:22,
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I'm falling out with you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:16,
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No mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:19,
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I'm excited.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:24,
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oh god, not more UB40(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:38,
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An old lad told this young mother to get off the phone and look after her crying wean this morning on the bus.They had a right proper argument. I realise this isn't relevant to your interests.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:21,
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Was there drinking?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:25,
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The kid had a bottle of irn-bru by the looks of it.A baby bottle filled with bru.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:27,
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Seems reasonable. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:28,
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Probably crying cause lack of greggs sausage roll to go with it(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:30,
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Might have been withdrawal from the booze/tabs/smack it got accustomed to in utero.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:32,
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More than likely.He had an English accent so obviously everyone on the bus had to hate him. #scotxit
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:28,
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Our neighbours with the noisy baby came over last night. They wanted to borrow a tin opener. I should have said no, but my polite easy going nice nature got the better of me and we had a chat and I opened her can for her.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:28,
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people should be more neighbourlyyou can't help it if a baby screams, but you can do something about unopened cans.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:30,
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I saw my neighbours rescuing my washing off the line on Sunday (dunno why)But I was incredibly stoned so didn't go down and retrieve the box. They left it out my door as I watched the telly with the volume down very low.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:33,
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I'm a bit neighbourly. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:33,
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we've got noisy neighbours,but it's them having sex, first time i met them i had to stop myself saying "oh it's nice to finally put a face to all the moaning".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:45,
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Do it!People sometimes don't realise they're making noise unless they're told. Plus, it'll be really funny.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:14,
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bit late now,it was a first-meeting sort of quip, really.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:17,
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Especially when it turns out the noise is happening when one of them is at work. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:39,
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I had to do that when i moved here.I didn't know I didn't have one until the meal i was cooking was sizzling away.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:31,
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Chivalry In the 21st Century, right there.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:32,
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He seemed like a very aggressive old man.Was lol.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:31,
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More people should do thatpeople just don't give a shit anymore, and I think a lot of it is because they're allowed to get away with it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:39,
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i think it's as much that giving a shit can get you into trouble,there's no society anymore, it's all mind-your-own-business, i blame Thatcher
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:46,
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i blame britain going decimal(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:53,
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Using centigrade on the weather forecasts is pc gone mad from EU bureaucrats. #brexit #now(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:56,
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They should bring back Rusty Goffe presenting Britain's Bounciest Weather.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:01,
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L!veTv (or however then rendered it) was the best.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:24,
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You have a point, but 'not giving a shit anymore' is precisely what makes old men stand up to minor injustices like that.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:48,
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I know what you mean, but that's not quite what I was getting atPeople have no social conscience. They play music loudly from their shitty little mobile phones without thinking that it might be annoying for others. Parking on the zig zags (not beating that drum again, I've made my point). Letting their dogs shit everywhere and not picking it up.
Imma go on a killing spree. I'll show them what 'anti-social behaviour' fucking means.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:55,
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Yeah, we should go back to the good old days of mods fighting rockers and football hooliganism.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:56,
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YEAH#MakeBritainGreat
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:57,
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There would be fewer teenage pregnancies if we went back to putting women in asylums.#justsaying
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:58,
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or stop paying for them after the second child#JustSaying #FailureIsAlwaysAnOption #BrokenBritain
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:06,
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have you actually seen any of those darren young/bob backlund promos?they're utter shit
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:59,
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*spits*Please don't mention Backlund. He looks like an oversized baby with down syndrome. He fucking wrestles like one too.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:04,
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SECOND LONGEST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN OF ALL TIME(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:16,
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Second comes right after first!Iron Sheik should've broken his back, made him humble
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:18,
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And I know we've always had anti-social peopleto suggest that this is a new thing is ridiculous. I just wish people were a bit more considerate is all.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:05,
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yeah thing is now it's kind of normalised,it used to be that if you were antisocial you'd have some explaining to do, now everyone's identity is in their phones instead of in the real world, reality is just a space their bubble travels through
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:09,
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My wife went to a hen do recentlyOut of the 9 people there, 6 of them spent most of the party on their phones. The 3 left were my wife, the bride and the bride's 80 year old mother.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:11,
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in Berlin they've started putting warning lights in the pavement,because people kept walking out in front of trams
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:14,
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that sounds like a problem that was solving itself(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:18,
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yeah i think that sort of solution is a bit edgy in Germany these days though(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:21,
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Maybe the other 3 could have made a more significant effort to be more interesting than the entirety of the internet.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:22,
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oh come on now, really(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:23,
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yeah that's totally how having friends works(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:27,
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they're probably not even reading anything interesting,just gifs of cats falling off the table
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:29,
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I suspect they were posting selfies on facebookwith the caption "look at me having fun!"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:42,
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fuck it lets quiz earlywww.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/the-friday-news-quiz-96812/
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:24,
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4and only because of Windy Pig's spoiler
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:33,
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5I think I would have got 6 but I misclicked.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:35,
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4God bless that woman spraying paint on dog poo
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:41,
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What the fuck is a Kent?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:53,
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has a 'gang', makes shit songs, should have given up years agoy'know
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:54,
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Terrible bullying of Jonti Veitch(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:30,
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So it's just one big patio?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:42,
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Based on the contents of the previous thread, I'd be quite happy to decant to the nearest pub with the likes of 2 Hats, Gormo and Mupps,to debate the merits of various ales (and snacks), whilst conducting further research into the subject.
Probably a bit early, but I'm sure you can come up with an amusing "[X]-on" that makes it sound like I'm planning some perverted sex act with the three of them.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:24,
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you just want a proper pint-on matecan I join? I like ale and pickled eggs and that
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:29,
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Thinking about it, I reckon I could enjoy a pint and an hour's chat with everyone on herenow all the whiners and knobs have fucked off
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:29,
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m8, my whole fucking job for a decade was chatting shit in one-hour blocks(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:34,
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When did the mass cull/exodus happen?I feel like I've been encapsulated in ice for the last 12 years with this place.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:37,
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well, no-one here knows who you are, so you might as well have beenbut I think it dropped off a few years ago.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:50,
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Internet people are so fickle*eyes up another old messageboard*
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:54,
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sorry, yeahwe should all remember your 89 posts from the last 14 years
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:03,
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I remember every single one of them(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:12,
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jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7948680
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:16,
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I'd pray for the onset of dementia to remove them sharpish(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:18,
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Thanks for thatNot sure at what point I asked you to give a shit for the reaction.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:15,
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don't get shirtythis place is about 80% snark
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:19,
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and 20%SEXAY!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:19,
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I do have a wide knowledge and rather strong opinion on various bar snacks.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:30,
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Oh. Right, yeah. OK. I'll go to a different pub then.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:30,
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Only to see if they've got better or worse snacks than regular boozers.We are men of science, after all.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:35,
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Good point.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:35,
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Lager drinkers have to sit outside to drink their fizzy-pop, whilst the adults do grown-up stuff.If you're good, I'll see if there's a bag of Space Raiders, hidden behind bar.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:35,
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I'm a huge fan of snyder jalapeño pretzel pieces abd craft lager. Does that not count?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:36,
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Them snyders are reet good, only the jalapeno ones though(
H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:39,
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i quite like the honey mustard ones toowanna make something of it?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:00,
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They're areet as wellAs far as bar snacks go I'm good with anything. Pork scratchings are my reference for how drunk I am - If they look appealing I'm getting to my limit. If I end up with an open bag in my hand then all bets are off and I'm probably shitfaced
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:43,
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If it's got "craft" in the name, it's probably fine.Can you form very strong, yet ultimately meaningless opinions about it? I think that's the key thing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:47,
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Fuck you then. Wanker.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:32,
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Real prick.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:37,
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Playing favourites to cause forum strife.Should we ever get a mod for /talk, I hope they ban this prick.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:43,
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Bit mardy.Would a pint and a bag of dry roasted cheer you up?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:45,
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Go shove a pint up your cockend and shit out some dry roasted.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:52,
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Taking this as a "no".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:56,
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I'll be glad when this week's over.Oh, look! It almost is. :D
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 6:44,
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B-d-bye bye bye byebu-du-bye bye bye bye
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 7:20,
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^ messin' aroun'[edit:] I notice this comment is redundant. :(
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 7:51,
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everything I do is redundantI just did a 2-day workshop that could have been achieved in less than an hour
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 7:57,
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We're all just marking time until the grave.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:00,
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I mus admit I was a clownto be messin aroun'
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 7:21,
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anyone who chooses to be around other people's kids is a paedo m8nurses, teachers, ice cream van drivers; all nonces
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 7:31,
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In this post Yewtree world everyone is a nonce until proven innocent(
H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 7:44,
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"if you are over the height of this sign you may not have a go on this ride"(
vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:10,
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cos a loove like this shoulda neva eva die(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:35,
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yes, wi me cola TVan me CD collectian of bob marley
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:35,
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yes, wi me bag o' sensiand we can be togetha for eternity
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:36,
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hell of a performer though(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:59,
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he inspired everyone(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:02,
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I don't really like much reggae or dancehall stuff, But on the radio the other day was a song featuring charlie p, and it was brilliant and now I can't find it. If I Google it all I get is mungos hifi stuff and that's not what it was I don't think. Bloody hell.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:32,
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it was probably one direction or summat m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:35,
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Look, I'm asking for some help here.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:36,
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I really thought you might help me here.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:40,
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I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha (
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:37,
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Every time me tink of my Liza water come-a me eye
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:37,
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when is he going to learn to bloody speak properly?that's what I want to know
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:37,
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I spent a good day doing accents yesterdayI was in a room with a French girl, a German, an Indian and some Poles, and I subtly took on their accents each time I spoke to them, to the stifled hilarity of the others, because I'm well racist.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:39,
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I worked with a guy who did that. I'm not sure it was on purpose. It was awkward as all hell(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:44,
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I do that.Really upset a German exchange student, once, and I found myself deliberately limiting my interactions with the locals when i visited Ireland.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:51,
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I imagine it'll be on radio 2 again at somepoint.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:49,
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It was on 6 music. And i found it now. No thanks to you lot.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:53,
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coldplay probably(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:55,
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I don't know what I've done to upset you, but I think I might have to put you on ignore for this.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:58,
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Someone sent an email round at work recently"Two spare tickets for coldplay at wembley stadium. Anyone interested?"
No. No one is.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:00,
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Someone unsuccessfully sold bluetones tickets here. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:24,
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I like that song they did.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:38,
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We have radio 2 on in the workshop. It's almost certainly the worst radio station in the history of the universe.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:06,
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You'd think that, but radio 1 and almost every commercial station manages to be worse. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:10,
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Steve Wright is the biggest oneIn more ways than one.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:52,
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I quite like how on the BBC Radio app you can push 'I like this' and it adds the tracks to your personal playlist. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:01,
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Judging by the music BBC radio puts out its probably the least used feature on the app(
H.B.Mupps, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:15,
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It's a bit of a curate's egg, to be fair.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:36,
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Nah, its a wide church of musicSomething for everyone
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:47,
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They play loads of good rnb, funk and soul. I can take or leave the wank indie though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:52,
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i'd love to but the cunts insist i come to work(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:16,
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Keep wanking at your desk, and they won't ask you backguaranteed
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:17,
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I think I wouldmob psychology and all that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:23,
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one of my colleagues is into some pretty kinky shit so maybe(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:42,
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but she goooooneand she no come back
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 8:55,
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me beg me please on me kneesbut she still never stop
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:15,
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ready she ready ehan a gone, she gone
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:22,
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Tubby Teh more like(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:30,
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Dancehall can be pretty hit and missThat track is alright though.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:38,
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If you could bounce them buttcheeks independentlyYou would be queen of the dancehall
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:49,
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I can't believe it grrrmachine, you and I have been called proper pricks in that thread down there(
vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:00,
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I'm happy to be part of any list with your name on it vladwhatever it is, we're in it together
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:08,
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hold my hand and we'll drive this car off a cliff together(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:13,
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you should complain to the mods, not that they will do anything(
mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:06,
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I don't really believe in mod, well I'm not sure, I suppose I'm agmodstic(
vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:15,
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she an the man with the removal vanCOME ON!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:07,
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YES!enough users posted for me to get a Pato Bant-on
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:12,
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That eddie izzard was on question time last night.Came across as a bit of a prick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:00,
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I don't like that showI don't think comedians should be on it
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$$ ✅, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:10,
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I am not sure that you can classify Eddie Izzard as a comedian really.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:13,
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It's definitely a bit shit. I don't know if it was once good, but these days it just seems to be a "take your turns at politicing and avoiding the question"(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Jun 2016, 10:15,
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Is it safe to post now? Danny Dyer Appreciation thread.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:37,
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Bit rude m8Dont think that thread had run its course.
MODS!
Danny Dyer what a prick..he almost winds me up as much as that dude in stilletos in that wank advert for a bank or saink..
(, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:43, archived)
Yeah but Human Traffic(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:54,
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:31,
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I know im getting a lot of respect on this site site as in the top 5/10 posters...SF is also doing his bit...
Who do you think is a good poster and who do you think should get their coat?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:36, archived)
Who else is in your 5/10This hotel is shit but the room I have had for the week is amazing. They have given me a room designed for someone in a wheelchair so I have a fully kitted out wet room and loads of space in the room.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:47,
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they recognised that you are a fucking massive spastic and gave you the spastic suite(, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:48, archived)
Pretty much the standard expected response from a boring fucking moron. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:54,
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Dozer is a proper prick. You wait till he posts some music. All dross.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:55,
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I have seen it post music. But never have I been so desperately fed up I have clicked any of it
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:56,
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Good chpice. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:24,
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hahahahahahahaNonce.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:05,
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CEOP are closing in mate, I'd spend less time on boychat.org if I were you!(, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:09, archived)
Thanks for that 'mate'I will take it all on board. You are a fountain of knowledge and I bathe in your glorious integrity.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:11,
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You bathe in the seminal fluid of pubescent boys, you disgust me(, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:13, archived)
I think you may have an obsessionPerhaps you should speak to someone
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:14,
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Well you do keep on persisting with this fantasyHowever it isn't me that has now mentioned child pornography multiple times in one thread.
i genuinely think you should seek help.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:18,
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If they're prepubescent, how are they producing any semen at all?You haven't really thought this through, have you.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:49,
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You will need:A sample of your own
One baby feeding syringe
A steady hand
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:52,
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This is the correct response(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:57,
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i.imgur.com/hArEg0t.png
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:38,
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You kind of remind me of Danny Dyer. Typecast, one trick donkey. Anything else in your arsenal?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:05,
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Nicely done. I am sure there are plenty of things up there currently. Least of all its own head
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:10,
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yeah, a load of PTHC gazzed to me by deeply unpopular internet cretin 'spanishfly'(, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:11, archived)
I do fear you may be the Internet cretin my friendI am merely 'shit at the internet'
I would classify an Internet cretin as a sad individual trying desperately to achieve Internet stardom by claiming an other Internet personality is a nonce.
The lady doth protest too much
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:13,
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'shit at the internet'I can just see you now, hunched over your laptop in the cold grey light of your study, the only illumination in that dank and muddied room the bleak and wilting light of your laptop, Tor browser running as you feel the last few drops of despairing semen drip from your flaccid penis as the masked man on the laptop screen removes his engorged cock from the twitching anus of the seven year old boy.
The boy gasps and sobs as the solitary camera pans up to reveal the gaunt and pallid features of popular b3ta sockpuppet 'spanishfly', CEOP closing in as he considers the quickest way to suicide when they eventually come knocking.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:15, archived)
You really really should seek some help. Were you that guy on 24 hours in police custody this week? If it wasn't you...it should have been.
You are grotesque
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:17,
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i'll help the bloody lot of you if you don't chill the fuck out(
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:28,
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Cheers Mr God. I was just wondering if it was safe to come out of my hidey hole.
I tried to play nice.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:29,
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Alright God (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:30,
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That's how Danny Dyer starts his bedtime prayer(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:32,
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Can't believe it's been nearly 2000 years since them slags nailed your only son to the cross, it still freaks my nut out to this day.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:35,
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Do me this one miracle bruvva! Nice one bruvva! NICE ONE BRUVVA! I SAID NIIIIIICCCEEEE ONE BRUVVA!
Amen
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:36,
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alright god, about time you did a bit of smitingotherwise with this kind of talk beeter is gonna keep appearing whenever nonces do a google search
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:30,
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It is quite entertaining at the same time though. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:22,
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I wouldn't say entertaining would be my choice of words...Slightly disturbed or worrying would be far more apt..
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Tangles is a hero. If not a bit smelly from all the vegetarian food. And he lives in a yurt(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:26,
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Alright numero unoI think pretty much everyone still posting is a good sort. 2can isn't everyone's cup of tea, but he's not all bad. I don't have favourites.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:49,
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oh I thought I was your favourite (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:55,
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You're not my least favourite. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:55,
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Sorry yeah you 2.And mongy and drimble..pretty much most people apart from a few...
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Gormos ok few others..that ggrrmch and vladimer proper pricks..
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for what?everybody is entitled to their opinion drimble..dont see a problem with that...
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this is like the worst kind of limp bullying(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:27,
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he's more like a cup of coffee tbh(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:57,
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Hot, dark, and bitter?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:58,
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I only come here to pick up internet ladies(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:50,
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Better than fucking tinder. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:54,
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Oh no never. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:06,
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at least all the fake profiles here are owned by baldmonkey rather than the russian mafia(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:28,
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5/10 is pretty average surely,i'd hope i score better than that
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:52,
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Just gone and seen that Our Kind of Traitor. Was alright. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:06,
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I watched Warcraft Having never played the game I can only assume that too is a meandering miserable nonsensical story too.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:09,
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I didn't know there was a film about warcraft. I imagine it's shit though. All films based on games are, the opposite applies as well.
Apart from street fighter, obvs.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:24,
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And Super Mario. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:30,
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I thought that was alright, but lots of people didn't. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:41,
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the resident evils were alright, in a kind of cheap, trashy way(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:33,
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When we watched that my mate showed us that if you frame-by-frame the bit where she falls off the table you can see Milla Jovovich's fanny. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:42,
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leeloo dallas multipass(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:49,
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That and Marissa Tomei in my cousin Vinny made me have feelings before I knew what feelings were. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 23:59,
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too many bloody kids on this site(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 0:07,
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Just putting this hereb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2576847
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:24,
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Sorry guys, not been around for a few days..been on a bender lol(, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:45, archived)
Well that's definitely not in the least bit creepy, then.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:49,
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It's OK,never doubted you for a moment, m{x: x∈ℕ, x^2 = 64}.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:58,
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This hotel is shit (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:42,
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This hotel is shit. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:51,
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I think one evening the rest of us should just lurk without posting and watch the two of you wibbling at each other like a pair of faulty chatbots.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:53,
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This young lady gave me such cheerful and efficient service this morning ; the breakfast shebrought to my table, was beautifully cooked, so I asked to speak to the duty chef too … Having eaten at many McDonalds one knows, what to expect from the food. But the level of service was utterly outstanding this morning, and I cannot commend this lady high enough for the way that she executes her duties, The young lass is called Soumi Chatterjee And the duty cook is called Baskaran Kalaivan
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:06,
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Yes I think it is serious but I am not 100 percent sure.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:32,
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I understand. I wasn't trying to be funny. Who tells you that you are 100 percent sure?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:32,
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she is a Disney character.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:33,
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I have a question for you. Suppose the world was to end at midnight. What would you do in your last few hours?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:33,
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no this is just too depressing to carry oni.imgur.com/10p9VaL.png
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 22:37,
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Obvious answer..say goodbye to my family and friends..bit deep m8, cool though
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WHY? IS THE WORLD GONNA END MAN??Hope not. Hope this was a hypothetical question lol
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Naming your victimsBefore murdering them. Crazy. Will just bookmark that as exhibit A
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 9:30,
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no-one really gives a fuck about politics or the EU or all that bollockswhat DO you give a fuck about?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 19:42,
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Correct apo'strophe use(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 19:46,
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My gr8 forum chumsRIGHT HERE...AT BE THREE TEE AY DOT COM FORWARD SLASH TALK!!!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 19:50,
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*breathes it in*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:01,
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Not Double Deckers, that's for sure.On a related note, Carol Decker's playing at our town's summer music festival.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 19:57,
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do you find the stairs a struggle?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:03,
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#ignoringthenumber75(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:35,
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#IgnoringCarolDecker(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:03,
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i got new shoes,that was a good shop, thanks SSG!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:02,
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www.primark.com/en/product/white-lace-up-trainers,R35397111187832
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:13,
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Ignoring the fact that they're made by toddlers working for one baked bean an hour, how does this even cover the cost of materials and shipping?What are they, cardboard?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:14,
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Serving suggestion. Laces not included.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:15,
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i dunno i pay more than that for shoes in charity shops(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:16,
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Yeah well they have to be able to cover Mavis's bus fare(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:21,
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'Mavis', who am I kidding, most of the charity shops round here are staffed by Eastern European females now#brexit
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:22,
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depends which side of town,it's all Mavis in Morningside, especially that one shop where they price a pair of boots at £20 which were only from Asda and probably cost that new.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:28,
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Buy them from Sense and you'll be sticking it to the Walmart man, though(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:32,
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yeah true,i'd rather use up "wasted" goods than encourage the making of new stuff unnecessarily anyway, and sometimes i just think "fuck it i'll bung £20 at Cancer Research why not"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:38,
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Why do you support research into more cancer? Your a monsta (
mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:54,
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you're a bit late, i already spent considerably more than that,anyway they look more like plimsols than trainers to me...
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:15,
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Definitely NOT a goddamn Grammy.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 21:19,
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Bremains of the Day.Brexit through the gift shop.
Topical pun thread!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:27,
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Last Brexit to ooklyn (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:36,
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this and your dumb and dumber ones are the bestyou win the thread. official ruling.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:46,
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We're gunna have the best laws.They're gunna be the greatest laws you've ever seen.
#brump
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:38,
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Through the kEU hole.Nigel Farage presents. Brexit panel guesses which nationality of immigrants live in various mansions paid for by the British taxpayer.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:44,
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EU, Me and Dupree(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:47,
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Til death EU do part.Alf Govenett complains about the Poles that have moved in next door.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:47,
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Referendum and referendumber (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:51,
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from russia with gove.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:57,
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Dr. Strangegove or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Boris.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:00,
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Some people really made an effort.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:22,
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Yeah it shows, you may win, long way to go till the awards tho (
mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:24,
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Kanye will probably hijack my acceptance speech.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:30,
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Throw Maastricht From The Train(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:35,
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All Quiet On the Western Frontex office(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:36,
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Common Agricultural Policy on a Hot Tin Roof(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 18:38,
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YES!I dunno what you are fucking on about
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:08,
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I don't understand any of this reddit stuff, so I'll go boozing (
mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:10,
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game grumps fan probably(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:13,
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I just got a pm from a reddit user 'nocommies' inviting me to this:The truth is being spoken.
voat.co/v/European
I've been vehemently critical of brexiters on there as well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:14,
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what's wrong with being a brexiter?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:26,
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There seems to be a massive correlation between being a brexiter and being a massive spastic.It gives the government power to make their own legislation, or to not make it. That gives them more freedom. Which under a neolibertarian goverment means more freedom from trade unions and collective bargaining means the freedom to suppress wages. Freedom from regulation means the freedom to poison rivers, endanger workers, charge iniquitous rates of interest and design exotic financial instruments. Freedom from tax means freedom from the distribution of wealth that lifts people out of poverty.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:27,
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but we get to send all the rapist mexicans back yeah?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:31,
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Only if Mexico pay for the postage(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:36,
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yeah, but Europe's better off without Britain kicking up a fuss over every little thing, right?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:32,
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Take away as much mystery as possible. What is left?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:32,
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4 twats and a big dog hitch-hiking to the next haunted house?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:33,
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What were the branch points in the evolution of this entity?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:33,
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Remove ambiguities and convert to specifics(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:36,
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What were you really thinking about just now? Incorporate.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:39,
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i honestly don't understand why you are posting in this style, it may be fun on reddit, but it really should just stay on reddit(
mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:41,
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The thing I hate is the arseholes who say it isn't democraticSo what does Britain do, send UKIP people who just do fuck all and piss their allowance away.
If we sent more effective people maybe shit might get done...
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:40,
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Indeed.It's also better to try and reform than petulantly pick up our ball and go home.
Sorting out the EU looks more viable than wishing for a party that isn't full of self-interested cunts and getting enough people to vote for them. Possibly whilst reforming our own voting methods. Which we could still do whilst being in the EU.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:42,
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And furthermoreIf people think that Gove and co will spend the 0.6% of our overall taxes on the NHS, they are insane.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:46,
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Especially since they're all neoliberals who hate it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:46,
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Indeed.They have not put forward one single credible authority or institution which has backed exit. And people lap this shit up.
As for the answer "Norway" they pay the full subsidiary and can't vote on EU legislation, have to be signed up to the free movement regulation and ECHR. So, we'll pay more and have stuff imposed on us. GOOD ONE.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:52,
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But JD Wetherspoon supports it!And that Digby Jones wanker.
He came to my school and gave a talk, he sounded like a xenophobe back then.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:54,
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The best of the best of their fieldThe greats. How could we ever doubt their knowledge.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:01,
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I fucking hate Digby Jones.His up there with Toby Young on my list of "people who regularly appear on radio 4 and make me want to smash things".
See also: Caitlin Moran
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:08,
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I can't even remember why it is that I dislike her so much.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:21,
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Jones is a plate-faced wanker. He gave a talk at my comprehensive because he went to the prestigious public school it backed onto, which us in the comprehensive used to call the 'bummers school'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:11,
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^ thisI'm still convinced that Brexit will win the vote on just this sort of reasoning (faceless bureaucrats, gravy trains, immigrants), but I'm not happy about it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:47,
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I'm voting for Europe 2.0.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:50,
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THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:53,
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This is the most important thing I've voted on in my lifetimeThe only way to stop it is remind everyone you know how important it is to vote.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:54,
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B3ta voat's been a bit quiet recentlyhttps://voat.co/v/B3ta
That terrible bully drimble scared everyone away.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:19,
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Superb surrealist painterHe was
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:17,
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It's worse than that, he's Ted Jim.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:33,
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I've lost track of all of this today. Can someone who has got a handle on it do an AMA. I'm sure manolith can verify you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:33,
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Make a sudden, destructive unpredictable action; incorporate(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:40,
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HahahaMe too m8. Me too.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:12,
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Instead of changing the thing, change the world around it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:22,
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woah I thought you were a bird (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 17:24,
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