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This is a link post Chick n' Slice I made this!
Meet Chick and Slice. The two just meet and become good friends, together they set out on an adventure to Antarctica so they will never go bad.

Log Line: A never ending journey to stay refrigerated.
(flashcartoons1, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Jack Duckworth is dead
Jack Duckworth is dead
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shocking news
Shocking news
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post nah
you're thinking of Fred Elliot
 (UTB, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said
you're thinking of Fred Elliot
 (UTB, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fred who?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The chimney guy.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, the one with the hands?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post She did have a rather tasty hotpot

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post filthy bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:32, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
One of the best ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am loving these.
If I had more time at work, I'd be adding to 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
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adding to 'em wanking furiously
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very sad
very sad
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm... sad she is

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post E.T.
Phone home.
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:08, , Reply)
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He'll be back for Children in Need:

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/corrie-faves-jack-duckworth-and-vera-1403343

A TV source said: ­“Getting Bill Tarmey ‘back from the dead’ is a stroke of genius.”
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That stroke of genius would surely win a Nobel.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a link post AOL accidentally releases 3 months worth of it's search logs
Some of them are a tad disturbing...



"The big number on the left is an anonymous user ID AOL provided so advertisers or researchers or whoever's looking at the logs can track an individual account's search habits. Next to that is the search term used. The thing after that is obviously the date, and if you see a URL to the right of the date, that's where the user ended up clicking."

It's important to note that on page 3 of the link, one of the users went to b3ta.com. Check out what they were searching for...
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post some mighty fine spelling there!
Maybe its the same guy? He sure loves his seman and attacking girls
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Psst......I think it could be DirtyScarab himself.
"its"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Touché Tabby, Touché...

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
nice
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post As the previous head of web development for an (old) major search engine
I can attest to at least 30% of all employee time being spent on laughing at what people genuinely search for with seemingly no idea that everything they do is being tracked, back to their name, email and in many cases (we ran a free sms service too) their mobile phone number.

None of this is in anyway "news" but the person who leaked the records should be slapped.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
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I read that as "to attack girls"
 (UTB, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wikileaks isn't what it used to be...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
B3ta.com, home of all the best girlfriend's runny shits
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post They either profiled him, or he went deep into the results
b3ta isn't on the first 3 pages of AOL results for that search term.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not now
But maybe it was then.
 (Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite
astonishing...!
 (ccc, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, Something Awful
This site makes me a little nostalgic for the old days of the web!
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2006... 2006...
...Wasn't that the hear Jonathan King turned up here?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post If anyones looking to buy my hot seman
please contact me
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've spotted a hole in the market
Off to Dragons Den for you
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley, it's a fake.
Who works for somethingawful, go on, own up
 (uncle scam, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, the results were in full, uncropped, elsewhere.
They trawled through them all and found the best bits to make jokes about. There were reams and reams of them.
 (AshTeamRacing, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Omni online
Apparently, every edition of Omni magazine is now available online and also in downloadable format.

Here's a complementary link to the online Omni index project:

omnimagindex.wordpress.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for that
First time I saw H.R. Giger's work was on the cover of Omni.
 (I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good find

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good, sir
I just noticed watching it again, in the original, why didn't he just give her HIS scarf?
Stupid twat
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was the present she gave him last year
Would have been awkward
 (User #86772, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like these ads...
Makes it feel proper Christmassy and that. Though last years did make me buy (illegally download) the Slow Moving Millie album. The Coca Cola one makes it Christmas too, though what Cola has to do with Christmas is anybodys guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Allegedly branding the image of red-clothed Santa
into the modern psyche

uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091203095422AA4xiPm
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha, brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well played sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Excellent - i genuLOLed

Really nicely integrated, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Didn't expect that.
 (Sherbs, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *finger guns*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
tasteful! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
I just scared the cat laughing so loud! Brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a metaphor?
But, yes, I done lolled too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwwwww it's sweet.
Much more thoughtful gift than the original anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised she's so happy about it.
She looks frigid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Superb, Sir
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I salute you.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *raucous applause*
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post bwahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post V.funneh...
...and eminently [click]-worthy.
 (minimalist ..., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow.
Top marks, sir.
 (Leemondus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The way the sound carries on after everything else cuts out is weirdly brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brill!
I hope Ann Summers paid you for this? It's magic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they get in touch, I've got a great idea for a proper ad for them :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :D
awesome :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hehehe superb ~_~
 (loci, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bwahahahaha
:)
 (Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am a Snowman and I found this offensive.

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely pay-off
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha excellent, well worth the wait

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
warms the heart of my cock
 (I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am laughing in darkened room on my own
must be genius. Click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fanfuckingtastic!
 (I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaarrrgghh!!!
emi wont let me see it. how do i view it???
 (neilix, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Tom Baker getting miffed at a bad script NSFW
Made me larf.

NSFW cos of swearies
(Leemondus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha! "I'm getting a stalk on here."

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
that's better than the Orson Welles one
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute gold!
What a legend
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh my
I had to stop that numerous times to allow the laughter to be emitted in controlled bursts.

"they'll be whistling that all over Singapore by Friday"
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Thick or what?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *orders twelvety*

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post can one legitimately complain about being ripped off when purchasing obviously stolen goods?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post But all Apple products come wrapped in gaffa
Like my iPhone:


And my new all in one Mac:

 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid cow!
I might have some tartan paint she might be interested in
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post well if the dumb shit put lenses in her ispectacles then she would have been able to see that igaffa tape
is not in fact an igenuine ifuckingpad.


not going to buy of the street again? says she?
to thick and blind says i
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
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aint nobody got time for that!
 (UTB, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
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thee ith tho thtoopid buying thtolen goodth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a link post The Fens- a poem by mark grist
using only the vowel e (assuming you don't count y- which i don't) and some consonants. :D after the chat below about nth numbers and not using As in sentences. i think it's pretty impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post MPRESSVE

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post And conversely:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Disparition
(...which I haven't thought about for over two decades)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! now i think about it mark mentioned in his show that he'd got the idea from that piece. :D

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Natwest use children as unpaid designers
OK, Daily Mail-style headline aside, this is probably something that B3ta should strongly consider hi-jacking via the image-challenge.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take two things from this
1. Kids are really shit at drawing anything
2. Why do bankers still want to be associated with pigs with all the f*cking mess they've made of the world economy?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3. Its highly insensitive to their Muslim customers and should be BANNED

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that is a pig drawing that could get you in a lot of trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post But...
What do they keep their money in? :(
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave the Brotherhood of Pigs alone!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can imagine this competition being severely hijacked

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Page three of the gallery
Mr Hurly the Pig Banker!
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might submit mine...

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more members of the public and customers underneath its arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oops, sorry, just seen the green blob that's England. My previous comments are cheerfully withdrawn.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay no scotlandistan or irelandland

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was impressed with how financially sharp young Harry was.
"Mr Hurly is a Natwest banker. He is a warm, gentle and trustworthy pig, shown by his smile, and very eccentric in both personality and dress sense. He thinks that saving a little every day is important for a rainy day, which is why he is pouring coins into his saving bag and has an umbrella in his other hand. If it doesn't rain, he can always use his savings for his great love in life... chocolate cake... or better still invest in a cake factory!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a link post The gene for ARSE discovered...

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it was genetic

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Excellently pointless machine....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is purely for when you don't have time to sort your own Skittles (would also work for Smarties, I think)
Because sorting them by hand is quicker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post a device for sorting orange smarties would be invaulable

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post True, but not since they removed all the chemicals from them.
They're absolutely tasteless without them. Poor kids these days. I still remember being thrilled to hear about the introduction of the blue smarties in the late 80s.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tasted Smarties lately?
They're awful. The shells taste of nothing and the chocolate is all powdery.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't we all just have a pleasant conversation about smarties without having our soul crushed?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen the size of wagon wheels lately?
barely bigger than a digestive biscuit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:58, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get me started on Monster Munch

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell me that they're no longer monstrous.
Anything but that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post well call me a senile old miserble redundant bastard
but in my day youkrie bars where mahoosive and needed teeth of iron to break it in to its own blocks.
and as for terrys chocolate oranges? just got to look at it and nit falls apart inmy youth theye were ration and you were lucky if you got between a whole housing estate to share, every one got 1 lick except for those after smelly terry that fat kid who ndidnt want theres after he snoted on it and all this was wall to wall peadophilles in my day couldnt walk down the street with out getting dragged in and arse rapped except for smelly terry poor lonly smelly terry no one wanted him well i say no one his dad did
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post On a trip to BHS I encountered actual giant size confectionary
so with that and these double size snickers I think we can all stop moaning.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I...
...fucking love it!
 (Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! That's a fairly beautiful looking machine, too.
Obviously not in a sexy way, I quickly add.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post tab fucks fuck machines!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear he's the only person to be have used 2 Sybians at once.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post i hear he has a specially made sybian iron maiden

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ;`(
I said NOT in a sexy way!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post whatever
machine fucker. does your hubband know?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post No! I'm not a monster:
I put him into "standby mode" before any sorting-machine shenanigans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're taking the metal mickey...

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lego sorter
Now that would be useful.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post or, automatic lego builder

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
we want a machine for sorting lego bricks by type, size, and colour ... that is made out of lego!
 (champagnerocker, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a link post That is a good looking fence to be fair
Wonder how many B3tans could have been on this programme.
 (Midamachewspageoshirkews We don't need another hero, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post what did I tell you?

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Supply and Demand
*Instant Regret*
 (Midamachewspageoshirkews We don't need another hero, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great fence
I didn't expect a fence that nice to be there either.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot
comprehend this.
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was how surprised that they were both american:
*holds thumb & finger .25mm apart*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some people...

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh dear NSFW
it's all getting a bit lewd on here all of a sudden. What next a couple of lezzers dry humping abandoned fairground rides?
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well......erm.....yeh....
I think you need to go to the doctors
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure
if that was a work of genius or disturbing.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuckin hell

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post EPIC
hahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post i am not sure what my reaction to that is.
errm. o_0
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha fucking hell
hahahah
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Thick beef curtains
Lovely bit of Radio Cornwall from the archives
(Jimmers, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next up is The Cookery Hour with Tim.
Today he's making some spam javelins.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and in current affairs we will be asking
why are the police not allowed to use their luncheon meat truncheons any more?
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post then at 1:45 its sewing time with sheila
she shows us how to make a lovely spam purse
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post And coming up on the hour
we've got the local fishmonger's wife, showing off her magnificent bearded clam.
 (Leemondus, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post and top tips on how to stop your otters pocket getting wet

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Lord Uxbridge - "By God, Sir. I've lost my leg!". Duke of Wellington - "By God, sir, so you have!"
I love the random shit that gets its own page on Wikipedia. Found this yesterday quite by accident and felt obliged to share it with you lot. Enjoy the tale of Lord Uxbridge's Leg.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
I like the picture caption: "Lord Uxbridge's right leg, shown here still attached to Lord Uxbridge."
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, beautiful.
These were the golden days of battlefield injuries.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen Uxbridge's false leg
Would have been more exciting to see the leg which was blown off, but the falsey's quite interesting too.
 (Smale is stuffed, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous stuff.
'The leg attracted an amazing range of tourists from European society of the very top drawer, from the King of Prussia to the Prince of Orange.' Curious, no doubt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Why?
Is there any need for this?
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Neeson isn't fit to wipe the shit off Richard Burton's shoes.
That goes for either Richard Burton, by the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Neeson isn't fit to wipe the shit off Richard Burton's shoes.
And that's true.
 (Jimmers, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno...
...if the want to update it, I see no point in rolling out the bodyless head of Burton any more. I like this, actually thinking about see it with the new cast.

EDIT: just seen they are going to hologram Neeson. OK, I agree... Why bother?
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
That's really bad isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite looking forward to this really
Heard Jeff Wayne on Radio 2 saying he was going to use different parts of the script. I don't think it will live up the first one but I also welcome a re-image of it.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This sounds like a BBC house band Dancing On Ice shit cover of the original

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather Jeff Wayne updated this
youtu.be/eVjyzoi3Enw

with Steven Berkoff as Elton Welsby
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a link post The Orb featuring Lee Scratch Perry - Golden Clouds

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post lee scratch perry wastes it

I've heard better mutterings from a tramp in glasgow
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post and here he is:
Govan Must Be Missing A Jakie
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a link post This song in my head all morning
Heard a snippet of this and tracked it down. Hopefully not GC. Sadly cannot find a better recording of it...
(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck! that singer is playing the triplety riff and singing at the same time.
makes a chap realise how folky the cure are. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite Cure tracks
and a great cover to boot. Have a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dinosaur Jr version FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(Sherbs, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man
I really didn't want to like that

fuck.
 (Jimmers, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clunk , Click........... on second thoughts
just have a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here you
go moy dear, i think i prefer the live one though

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sylA-adbg
 (-mash-, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 2:48, , Reply)
This is a link post ladys with moustaches for all you face hair lovers or haterz
something to do with movember but would have been better if the lady had ginger hair
1.44 for a sniff your finger moment






ps its a pop play that runs for only four days
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a link post great name to give a kid

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
until you realise how it should be pronounced... more like Foihtvanger
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes this seem even more plausible:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjCkcAmzDc
 (Lord Tredegar, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)

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