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# i'm in london
it smells.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# i'm in cardiff.
it rains.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# i'm sitting next to tef
it's true, he does smell
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)
# do you need
to change his nappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)
# I don't even want to hear about nappies
the ratbag had wheat by accident yesterday and it's not pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)
# ah
joy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)
# were were you
you missed a fun night out:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I'm so pissed off about that
as we were driving back from a day out at Loch Tay, my mum announced that we were's going home, we were going for a bbq at her boyfriend's in the middle of fucking nowhere and having not exchanged mobile numbers with you lot, I couldn't even let you know. At least I'll be out tomorrow. Provided my tonsilitis and chest infection don't get any worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# pah!
Alcohol is the healer of all bronchial troubles.







I think
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)
# I don't
drink
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)
# rubbing alcohol.
I never mentioned imbibing it.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)
# but who would I find
to help me with rubbing alcohol for a chest infection? more to the point, is there enough rubbing alcohol in the world for the job?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)
# hmmm?
*intrigued*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)
# what's
intriuing about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)
# I'd offer to help
but sadly I'm not in the same part of the country as you.

And I doubt if my wife would let me travel up tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)
# bring her too...
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)
# okay, i'll see if she's interested.
Can I bring the baby if we can't find a sitter at such short notice?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)
# of course!
the ratbag loves babies : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:50, archived)
# right.
I'm off home now to see what the wife says ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:52, archived)
# we
just gave ours some pear for the first time and his poo looked like goose poo.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# i read that as
goatse poo. i think i might be on here too much...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# too late:(
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)
# i've got a gas mask for that occasion
protects you from interweb virsues like SARS.VBS and MY IP IS no longer baudcasting
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)
# and you should know.
with your robotic upgraded sense of smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)
# beep
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)
# I'm NE of Birmingham
It rains and smells
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)
# i'm in a state of mental unrest.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)
# because
I have a small baby at home that deprives me of sleep and my code at work is misbehaving in a most alarming manner.

And I've just eaten something I probably shouldn't have.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)
# i'm also in london
it's big
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)
# yeah
and smelly.


birmingham was much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Streatham smells
Walthamstow's not too bad
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Southgate
is full of trees, so it doesn't smell too bad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Edinburgh
is drizzly but doesn't smell (for once)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Edinburgh never smells anything but nice
homesick
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:34, archived)
# People keep looking
at me cos I've only been wearing shorts and a t-shirt even though it's been occasionally raining today.

(Oh and I smell too).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Are they 'peep hole' shorts?
That would explain why people are looking at you.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Oh yeah
thought it was a bit drafty earlier, but I just thought I was doing cold farts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)
# yeah, I got some funny looks this morning cycling in wearing shorts and a tshirt.
IT might also be because I've had my head shaved and look like a mentalist now.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# it must be the head
I also cycled in wearing shorts and t-shirt and everybody looked at me like I was the cool motherfucker that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:34, archived)
# yes
Rain dripping off a newly shaved head and a grimace on my face trying to stop the rain from going in my eyes.

I must look like a total nutcase.

ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)
# cycling shorts
are bad for your bits. take them off now and then take pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)
# I just wear normal shorts
None of this wanky lycra for me.

Oh and I have a digital camera now, so you might regret saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)
# you wouldn't believe
the pictures I've been sent of b3tans' bits...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)
# nothing
wrong with a bit of lycra now and then. Makes you go faster you know.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)
# yes but I prefer
not to look too much of a nutter.

It's bad enough having a bright yellow bike and a shaved head without drawing undue attention to my arse as well.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)
# blokie arses
just aren't nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)
# I
have a pair of pancakes for an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)
# thing is
the more of a nutter you look, the more pedestrians and cars get the fuck out of your way.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)
# yes, there is that advantage
Also being 6'5" means if there is a problem, people tend to back down.






shame I'm as skinny as a rake at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)
# moment
being defined as my entire life.

So i'm going more for the "wirey" nutter look.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:51, archived)
# i'm in gloucester
it rains also, but at least it's not wales.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Don't step in any puddles.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# badum



tish!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)