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# Anyone going to plan a B3ta Bash in Aberdeen?
Budz Bar attracts top clientele... (although the guy on the right seems to have realised he got the short, fat, straw).
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www.budzbar.co.uk has an amazing gallery...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# He's wondering
why he can't feel his legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ^ ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I think he's actually
being held hostage.
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Proof that it is possible to not have a neck
www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/110306.023.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# think I found the shallow end of the gene pool
www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/130106.021.htm

circus ugly is a word that springs to mind
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)
# If the RAF post me in Scotland
i'm doing a runner before I even cross the border
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# i've only been to scotland once
and even then i had to sleep rough
(in glasgow!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# That makes a change.
It's normally the Scotch who come to England to sleep rough.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# that's only because beds are too "soft"
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Scotland Rules
especially the Central Highlands and the Hebrides

going again in May
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# i slept outside the Glasgow green on a bin liner
and it rained from 3am to 6

then it turned into the hotest day in scotland ever and i burnt my
then shaved head to cinders
so after freezing to almost death and then getting
sun stroke i'm amazed i actually survived.

still i got to see
the distillers, QoTSA, the Foo's and the chilli peppers
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I WAS THERE
Fucking awesome gig. The queens rocked
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# how fucking hot was it though!!
i had shaved head and no sun cream!

but yeah the Queens did RAWK!
left half way through the peppers though
as the sun stroke was really kicking in by then
went and slept in the airport

i like you now i know your a Qotsa fan
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# I got well burned
Left through the chillis too to catch my train, but wasn't bothered about them, the main draw was queens and the foos. I'd never heard of the distillers, but became a fan after that too.

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# i've never liked the chilli's live sound
it's always a bit pants

but the Queens and the Foos had so much energy
was a great weekend in Glasgow all things considered :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# QOTSA are cool
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
#
www.4dam.co.uk/b3ta/flash/babydancetest3.swf
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# page not found
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Fixed
I'm a spacker
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# yay!
That has the correct levels of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# right
I've been looping that since you posted it. no wI need to know what the song is called. please?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Everybody knows that you're insane by queens of the stone age
It goes out of sync if you loop it more than once though...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# haha!
almost as bizzaare as the real video for that tune
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I was also there...
Where I observed a couple of bemused wardens splitting up a couple who were having open air sex by the river!

RHCP were amazing!
(Rabid, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# yay!
it's like a mini reunion!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)
# That was me and ironman!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)
# He Brides?
sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# After seeing that
I am aroused.


But last time I went to Aberdeen it took me over seven hours to drive home.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# i went to edinburgh and it took me 2 hours to get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Sounds like
you were well and truly pissed
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# i see

*avoids that bar*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Why avoid?
Hell it's good enough for Jade Goody!

www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/210106.041.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# yeeech...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# And Archie the Inventor off balamory
likes to hang out there

www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/030206.003.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
at least he isnt wearing his kilt!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)
# what a pile of tripe!
literally! yuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/140106.022.htm
wouldn't even touch any one of these with a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# I have yet to find
an attractive female from Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# What about that bird who was in Soldier Soldier and Taggart?
She shagged Robbie, can't remember her name. Something Hill, I think.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# And there
appears to be shit placed cunningly on the wall behind them to take attention away from their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# ha ha ha, didn't even see that
but seriously:
www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/210106.032.htm
WINNARS!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Bearded lady!
www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/feb.086.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# wow
that made me feel ill...seriously....
ta'
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)
# WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)
# That's definitely shopped
right? That can't possibly be a woman
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Nope
100% pure sex-on-legs
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Spam!
There's some more munters in here, but not as many as in your one:

www.theyarddumfries.co.uk/gallery.asp
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# that doesn't look too bad
and at least I can't see my wee sister there...

Where the fuck is the yard?
*squints*
Is it in Dobies petshop?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Yep
Spot on!

Your wee sister's not in the photos because she's taking it up the arse from me down in the cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *dances**
*like a giraffe having a fit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# :)
You so want me, you stalker
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# What age is your sister?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# too old for you
and she fled dumfries a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
Just wondering if I'd shagged her. Probably not if she's over 12
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Hang on a minute, I'm confused...
Which is the better place to go in Dumfries?

The cellar, or WaspBox's sister's arse?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# my sister's arse
is no longer in Dumfries, so the choice has been narrowed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# You'd better ask waspy
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# someone has gone berzerk with the uglystick again
www.theyarddumfries.co.uk/images/gallery/100_2068.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# This poor lass got hit with the whole tree
www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/180306.006.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Sweet baby Jesus!
It's Sloth from the Goonie's ugly sister!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# that made me lol

it's not very nice to laugh at birth defects really....
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Jesus wept!
I never noticed those ones
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
's horse, left.

www.theyarddumfries.co.uk/gallery_image.asp?pic_id=303
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
But there is a 2 to 5 would ratio in that picture
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)
# hmm
possibly the second one from the right
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# I get the feeling that the girl on the left wasn't there when the photo was taken
but somehow appeared mystically in the developing process.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# haha probably
I didn't actually look at any of these when i put them on.

This ones brought a snack with her:

www.theyarddumfries.co.uk/gallery_image.asp?pic_id=218
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Jabba!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Women: Know your limits!
www.theyarddumfries.co.uk/gallery_image.asp?pic_id=232
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
Perhaps she's just seen him:

One for the laydeeeeez
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)
# The guy on the left
hasn't twigged he's also got the short fat one then?
(Hmmm, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# You need an 'er' each
after short and fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Hah, right you are.
.
(Hmmm, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I don't think they're there by choice...
I think it's the combined gravity of two such objects.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# excuse me I have to go the..
..toilet.... yes the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Thus did God invent beer
so fat ugly women could have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Blimey
And I thought I was a dog !
(Cassie - Voice of Reason, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)
# get back on the stairs you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# I'll be visiting Aberdeen in a couple of weeks
but I'll certainly not be going there
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# go on...
look, I've found a lovely pink burberry lassie for you (plus minder)

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- just look at that sexy tongue action...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# He seems to have done his own tattoo there
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Bless him.


she got a perfessernal to do hers...
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Bon Jovi would be proud.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# It's just faded enough
so that unsuspecting prey will lean in for a closer look...
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# See the skinny hunchback
www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/feb.014.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Oh lord
Is he taking Sanctuary? Or is he part of the legendary midget-hunchback crimefighting duo 'Spindlyhump and Slaggy'
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha!
so, the staff out-munter their clientele!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# the ideal place for a lovely family gathering
www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/200106.024.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# oh my
£5 up for grabs to anyone who can find someone attractive on that site.
(Ledger, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I've found three beauties here, does that mean I win £15
www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/feb.038.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)
#
beauties munters
(Ledger, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Oh good
christ
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# hahah
(Ledger, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Hey!
It's a gollywog!
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Phwoar!
I prefer these two, especially the one on the left.
www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/270106.014.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Fisting?
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Isn't she Biffa Bacon's mum?
(out of Viz)
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# I think you're right
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# She can't be real!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# twunting jeeezus,3 billion years of evolution..........
oooooerrrrghhhhh,sickly feeling in my tummy....
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Dirty Scotches!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I really don't want to know
where the guy on the left's thumb has just been :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Jings!
And I thought the monsters were in Loch Ness
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# haha
lets just say the scottish girls I saw when I was up there for a week (no offence to any reading this i'm sure your pretty) seemed to be doing a life raft impression
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/130106.002.htm
PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
She's so hungry she needs two of them as a snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# NUM NUMS!
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# OH DEAR!
he's gonna bloooooww

/etided dodgy link
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# I can't tell you...
...how much I laughed at that picture!


after I sorted the dodgy link out, obviously
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)
# he lookes like
neil out of the young ones
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# eww!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# she's delicious


Coooor
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# she is all of teh pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Seriously....
Is it like, an actual requirement to be a fucking munster to enter this pithole?

weirdly enough, he could do better
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# jesus cocking christ
that link is NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# She's like
a lovely little Downs Madonna.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Like a Virgin, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ' ; , , ; ', Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
"He's mine cos I saw him first"

Cosmetic dentists could make a killing up there!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
#
I've done worse...
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# 'noon Mr Wombat
I adore you hat! It's ideal for those long summer days.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# howdy!
Yup... although it's a blustery day in Windsor at the moment, so I've got it harnessed up to a generator and am running my computer of the energy thus created.

I am all of teh eco bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Better than the one on the left.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# I think this is the funniest...
...thread I've seen on here for possibly ever!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)
# haha
It's funny because they're ugly!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# is there a link straight to the gallery?
stupid flash site
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)
# My god how drunk would you have to be...
... to introduce the ol'fella to this beast:
BEAST!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# She still smokes then
Cos giving up would make her put on weight I guess.
(ryushi, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)