His Majesty Queen Elton the first...

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Oh bloody hell that's excellent.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

Morning Cap'n

( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

Wotcher laddie.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

Everything well with you today?

( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

Work's a bitch, but that's not new.
And I also feel very odd. I'm sneezing a lot, and feel very vague and far away. You know, when you feel like everything isn't real just before you faint? I've felt like that since about half 8.

You?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

I'm not bad, thanks.
I hate that feeling. Everyone's getting ill!
I hope you feel better soon.

One of my sister's friends went home at about 3am because he was feeling so bad.
And another could barely breathe and it took a further hour to get everyone back in bed.
We're all rather tired now.
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

I hope you managed to get your end away at least once.
If not I'm very disappointed, young padawan.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Prepare to be disappointed.
I had many, many chances with one girl but I didn't take them, on the grounds that we have a history and I don't want to go there again.
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

With ALL of them?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Hahahaha
What a guy!
( A Vagabond is better now, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Smoke him a nipper
He'll be back for buckfast.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

No, with one of them.
The oldest :P
The others are two years younger than me and that would just be weird.
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

How old are you again?
Two years is nothing. My ex is 30 years older than me. Well, 29 and a bit.

edit: ah you're 15. Yeah, don't shag a 13 year old.

I reckon you could get away with a 14 year old though.

Bloody hell this is a weird conversation.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

But one I'm enjoying entirely.

( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

Yeah well it's with me, innit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

Of course :]
You're going to be on a top trump.
Kk and I are making a deck of them about b3tans.
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Haha ace. I think it's bindun but sod it,
there wasn't a Captain card.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Well it was originally going to be b3tans we don't like,
but we're doing both nice and nasty b3tans now.
Yours is a nice one, of course.
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

I was about to say.
I'm dead nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

There's also a Cockweasle one.
And I made one of her, she made one of me.
So all of them are nice so far.
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

Ahhh.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

She's given me 10/10 for talent :D

( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

You were in bed with your sister and her friends?
How many Friends?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Hahah, no, I was in my own bed.
One of her friends came to me crying and spent a while chatting with me, though.
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

So you took advantage of her vulnerable emotional state
And did her up the wrong 'un?
( A Vagabond is better now, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Hahahah no

( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Are you gay?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

No!

( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

How do you know
There is a little bit of Poofter in all of us you know
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

I spend a lot of time talking to Hexachordal,
I know I'm not gay :)
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

Be careful
Or a little bit of a poofter might accidentally end up inside you
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

If Hexy accidentally ended up inside him
he should consider himself a lucky chap. Oooh if I were a few years younger.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

you have hankerings Cap'n?
UhOh late for appointment at bank. Runs
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

For Hexy?
I think I'm a bit old for him, bless his cottons. Mrs Robinson I'm not.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

I'm sure you'd have a chance.

( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

I second this.
You'd have more than a chance, cap'n. :)
( hexachordal Is still alive, but probably uninterested, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

Hahaha don't tell me that, you brave boy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

^_^

( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

Hahahah
silly Captain, it wouldn't be accidental.
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

He wants your lovely little botty?
Ahhh, you young'uns.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

I don't know, I have never asked him, I'm just messing :P
Speaking of whom, he just signed in!
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

ok, now, I read this as "there is a little bit of potter in all of us"
I think I may need to go back to sleep
( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Wait a minute!!!
How old are you?
And how old is sisters friend?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

I'm 15, she's 14.
She's 15 this year, and I'm 16 this year.
The others are all 2 years younger than me.
But I didn't do anything.
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

In that case you are forgiven
But are you gay?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

No, I'm not gay.

( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

I read that as "spent a while cutting"
which confused me for a moment
( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

That's a bit Freudian :P

( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

I had a freudian slip once
told someone to fuck off :D
( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

Lots of that going around
As board First aider I suggest you lay down and let me loosen some clothing
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

I lie down and you undo your trousers?
Hang on, I've just HAD a pelvic floor exam.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

did you pass?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

wind?

( A Vagabond is better now, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

My pelvic floor is
fucking awesome. It's polished mahogany.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Tries to see reflection of Pants in floor
Woo
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

shopped pictures only please
woo!
( Dances with Rabbits A Lemon entry my dear Watson, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

Excellent!
w/y/h/p
( barryheadwound Off herding beats this weekend..., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

P?
What is this P you type of?
( A Vagabond is better now, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

panowie

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

^this
the highest possible b3ta accolade.
( barryheadwound Off herding beats this weekend..., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh....
And worthy it is too!
( A Vagabond is better now, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Penguin
Penguin

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

That's scarily well done.
Well done!
( ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

that's freaky

( prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

That's a top shop!
*click*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

That's so good it makes me want to hurt things.

( A Vagabond is better now, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

thats is remarkable
very woo and infact yay as well
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

this is scarily awesome

( the wub - back to his old name and has finished his degree, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JESSIE!?



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

super work

( Wasp Box was gut-shot running gin, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

very good

( lemonhead, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

you can't keep a good queen down
splendid
( god save the queen woz ere, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

blimey thats topshoppery!
Woo!
(Archsteve Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Hardly new is it?
So you've changed the glasses

Woo yay - not.

www.filehurricane.com/media/265

or go to google images then search for "queen elton"


RUMBLED FAKER.
(Speshal, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

I'll park this in here until the ws spots it.

(Westude, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)