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# Hello board. I missed you.
This morning I bring you the news that Belinda Carlisle is a pre-op transsexual.



/unshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# With an 8" cock.
Good for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# cock a doodle don't, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Are you oppressing Belinda Carlisle's right to have a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# No *sings
Oooh baby do you know what that's worth?
Oooh heaven is a thing called girth
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Aint that the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# etc
They say in heaven girls cum first
oooh heaven is thanks to my girth
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha *oh god I feel dirty now*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ha, hence her single
"Live your life be free (of a penis)"

Heh. Fully functional. What is she, some manner of pleasure robot? Offers all services - will she polish my lathe ? It needs a polish.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Can you uncrop it plees
so I can see the number?

KTHNXBI
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ^this
its a pre-op TS... 'fraid I'm missing the joke
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# isn't a pre-op transexual
just a man or a lady
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I'm a preop F-M transsexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# you can get £75 an hour down King's Cross
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# we are all pre-op transsexuals
I just don't intend to have the op
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I would be more likely to
if they could make me a proper functioning cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# swap your bosoms for my cock
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# How big is the cock?
I don't want to be stuck with a micropenis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I'll show you mine if you show me yours
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# My willy?
Certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# yer chebs
I don't want to be stuck with a couple of smarties on an ironing board
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# HAH
I've lost nigh on four stone, and only the one cup size.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# marry me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Ha ha
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I'm a pre-op wombat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# The picture is Belinda Carlisle. 80s/90s musician.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# oooooooooohhhhhhhh..... thought it just looked like her
it's still too early in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# No it's not
It's a GENUINE PHOTO of the manlady on offer.

Why would they lie?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# speaking of which, it's a great idea for a...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post167422

... Possibly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Awesome. Gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# i'm glad she's got a TV
i'd hate to miss Eastenders while knobbing Belinda
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# In Communist Russia, Belinda knobs YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *Flies to Communist Russia*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I always wondered how she wrote perfect circles in the sand...
dirty boy!

/and the obvious gags about 'in too deep' and 'leave a light on' will be left to someone else...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Shirley you're forgetting...
"We want the same thing"

/shudders at thought of what that "thing" might be

and "Should I let you in?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# LEAVE BELINDA CARLISLE ALONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I used to sooooooooooo fancy her
She had STUNNING cheek bones
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Heaven is a place on earth
And also a gay club by Charing Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *visits*
1. Next time you're in the neighbourhood, check out the local phone booths. The tart-carder on that patch sprays the booths with cheap perfume, presumably to get you in the mood. He or she has been doing this for years.

2. If this turns up as a challenge, have you got a money-earning number we can use for entries?
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post167422

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# how about the Helpline at 'The Planet'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
One step away from a grudge-fuck, that.

Reminds me of this a bit (NSFW):
www.flickr.com/photos/backingblair/9493292/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahahaha and indeed 'oooomph'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)