My 10 year old son wanted to enter this

for teh compo. He was lookingo ver my shoulder as I was b3taing, y'see.

From the Design A New Mousetrap challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

hahahaha total win

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

What is it?
(cenaris Has his time taken up with the new kitty, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

a gun for shooting mice in the tits

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

Gets my vote.
(cenaris Has his time taken up with the new kitty, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

allo cenaris
still stalking me?
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

I don't actually remember ever stalking you.
I don't think we even live in the same country.
(cenaris Has his time taken up with the new kitty, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

it's OK
I'm stalking YOU
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

And I you

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

This I know
My Dad used to work for Everest...
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

Did he supply the feathers?

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

yes
I bet you're the only other person I know who knows who Ted Moult was
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

I should change my sig to TED MOULT'S TRAGIC SUICIDE then.

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

"Fit The Best - Fit Everest"
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)

I bet that pub closed it doors in the early nineties and put a big banner up saying "Fuck you, Roger Tesco!"
who was the person believed in rural areas to run Tesco.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

Oooh, Cool!
Not had a stalker before.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

a rifle

( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

I thought it was a horn first
but I can go with rifle
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

'tis a rifle
with the barrel bent around to point at a piece of cheese hanging off the trigger. I thought it were clear...
(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

OH, that's the barrel.
I assumed it was just a really really decorative blunderbus.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

haha
me too - but the bent-barrel rifle has a wonderful tom and jerryness to it
( Mushroom, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

Mouse hearing trumpet...
so that it can hear you telling it to beggar orf. Tiny ears, see...
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

Just pull on the cheese to see!



BLAM!
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

This is superb
and gets a hefty click from me :D

( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

I suspect you son might secretly be David Shrigley.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

Marvelous!
I'm clickin! :D
( WiL can take it all!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

Your boy rules.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

now that is some fine imagination your son has there
but I would suggest you lock your gun cabinet.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

Oooh, rather excellent trappage, Mistafeesh Jr.!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

Patent it now!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

Ace!
My kids love looking at b3ta too, which is worrying as they're both under 5.
Sometimes when I get home, my pc's on and b3ta is open and the missus swears it's not her.
I should lock it really.
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

Windows button + L
I only learnt that last week.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

I have a brother
so I learned this at an early age
( Mushroom, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

You rapidly learn it in a student house after that first goatse-background.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

+ gets replaced by a picturesque landscape

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

Bastards thought it was inappropriate in the kitchen.
Put them off their food apparently.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)

Happy b3taday.
You are exactly two years older than me. I shall now mock your longevity.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

Haha
Cheers.
( Mushroom, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)

Happy B3taday!
:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)

Nice one!
That wont work with them though when I'm at work.
I'll have to password all the users me thnks.

That'll be good for work though, if it works on bloody vista!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)

I thought your pics had got better recently :D
*runs off whooping and cackling*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

Hahaha
You bitch!!

:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)

The hats are off for misafeesh jr!
*clickety woo!*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

Haha
That looks like Spike Milligan drew it.
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

I like this!
*click*
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

Curvy Gun Thing
I will click for your son but damn your eyes if you did it !!
(Doogie Talons, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

Hahahaha
awesome :)
( mofaha : life during wartime, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

Yay!
B3talings should be encouraged.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

B33 pants!

( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

yay for the b3ta 'tinnies'
woo and yay yeah!
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

Superb stuff.
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

if this doesn't win, then its afix

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

yeah your 'son' did this
if your gonna post your childlike drawings at least have the guts to admit theyre yours
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)

he can draw better than me
As can all my children. If I'd done it it would have been badly executed in photoshop.
(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

A click for your boy.
(it would even work without a powder charge, brilliant!)
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Very good.

But my 10 year old could kick your 10 year old's arse.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)