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# newsletter subjectline compo
they say you can't write comedy with a committee
prove them wrong and write something witty
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# More spiffy than Mr. Spiffy getting a handjob.

Or

Being more topical than that topical thing in the news this week
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Like been gunned down by a deranged German emo
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# BETH HAS GOT A FUCKING BIG FOREHEAD
/chavgangs blog
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# :*(
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# coming into your inbox like michael jackson comes into a child
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Accidents can be caused by improper party apparatus.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# pissing on you when you're on fire
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# My mate Paddy...
...told me just had his car stolen. "Did you see who it was?" "No" came the reply, "But I got his registration!"...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *giggles*
git!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hahahah
*properlols*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# the follow through of an eggy fart.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Oh
they're the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Depends if you're wearing your own pants or not.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Puuhhh...aaaaaants?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Well personally I keep a pair of Boris Johnson's just for the occasion.
I then put them back in his draw when I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# sniping your inbox from the top of a hill
Hull for me please, one way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# allergic to tinfoil
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Um
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Free Jackson Tickets
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Home of the IRA
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# That thing that happened this week, a joke about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ricky Gervais on Sesame Street: we always knew he was a muppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# 100 weeks to burn the planet
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Reflecting the reality of cunts who don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I just really want Rob to look at me...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# print this out and stuff it in a Comic Relief collection tin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ebaying all your Jacko tickets
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# click here to unsubscribe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Jade's last issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I expect that will be a yellowy brown colour
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# oh god..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahahah
harsh
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! YES
Edit : Winnar! Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I'll give 50quid to comic relief if someone burns down TV centre tonight
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# The newsletter that lets you legally punch any cunt with a Comic Relief Red Nose
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Jade Goody Tribute Edition - "am I minging?"
Yes, yes you are.
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# A quick bit of friday afternoon comic (hand) relief
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Guaranteed Lenny Henry free zone
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Comic Jade Jackson German Emo Relief
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# your one-stop shop for rocket powered animals
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Killing your inbox like a teenager with a beretta
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Available for 50 nights at the Paed02 Arena
.
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha this a way ha ha that away ha ha this away my oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *SCREAMS*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Have you been watching Wizbit again HT?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# oh dear lord no.....
GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! AARRRGGHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# coked up on red nose powder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# holding Pudsey hostage, all proceeds to Comic Relief
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# No! Read, or read not, there is no unsubscribe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# "*Amusing topical subject line*"
"*second witty comment vaguely linked to the above*"
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# oh oh I've got a good one, no its gone
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# New Job Opening: Pizza Hut Delivery Person, Antrim, N. Ireland
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Monkeon to be stripped of all his FPs.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
:o
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Well you do have 703m
of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Fluffier than an Al-Majaharoun protester's beard
or . . conversely . .

Even more offensive than a badly spelled placard in Luton

. . . depending on content and what have you.

(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# It's in your cellar lecturing you about drugs
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Compo Chooser wanted: Apply within
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# IRA? Not real IRA
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hello, you want to click the reply button on the post you're looking at.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *waits for Bobs to do a follow up to his Real Madrid pic*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# can be used for litral comic relief
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# We'll donate three pounds to comic relief if you decapitate Richard Littlejohn
Helping feeder perv Lenny Henry in his aim to make everyone in the third world as fat as his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY NEST
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Lenny Henry to host Comic Relief with other great oxymorons.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Wank off a dandy for Comic Relief!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] DONATE TO B3ta NOW FOR THIS COMMEMORATIVE RED NOSE B3ta ICON

All money goes to Comic Relief*

*The Website Comedy writer's jazz mag and hand jobs fund
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Helping the real IRA be real irie
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# gobble my knobble you big mouthed feltch gibbon
*or words to that effect*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ich mag Mittwoche nicht

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Introducting free radicals into your blood stream, one Jaffacake at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# WARNING : May contain traces of mercury, aspartame and antifreeze
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Starving Africans never get old.
Comedy gold.


hull?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# or
loling at Comic Relief, but in all the wrong places.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Responsibility claimed by new "I can't believe it's not the IRA"
Oh hang on, something WITTY you say?

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# WE'VE GOT LOADS OF JADE GOODY STUFF READY, WE JUST NEED HER TO DIE SO WE CAN RUN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Until society tears apart at the fabric and the rotten flesh of mankind spreads upon the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)