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# They said it couldn't be done...
But that was last night.

And now done it I have!

Oh yes, and done it I have.

(Well, I did it by balancing an electric on top of an acoustic that was tuned to an open e minor chord.)

Anyone tell me which song it's meant to be?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:14, archived)
# very good
very very good
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:16, archived)
# stairway




/hasnt listened to link
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:16, archived)
# No stairway

denied
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:18, archived)
# game on!



game on...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Caaarrrr
wash.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:19, archived)
# yes
?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# owner of a broken heart


(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:22, archived)
# ahem, lonely
:)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:24, archived)
# socks of fuck..
i was singing the third line!!!!

honest
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:26, archived)
# haha
pwnd
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Not listened to the song, but just saying Good Evening!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:18, archived)
# i don't know it but i likes it

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:18, archived)
# It's a strummy kind of song
Woo :-)
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(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Ning you.
You mean Harvest by Opeth?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:43, archived)
# That's the one!
was I right?
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(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Yes!
Your prize is - last night's germs.

You're it.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Bloody hell
where's TopUpTheTea?
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(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Half-tone pop-art stuff has some weird side-effects at reduced size...
Click for full-size un-reddified image. You'll have to zoom right in tho or you get messed-up chequerification. Go figure...



As always with these I think I prefer the uncoloured pencil version I must learn to colour.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:08, archived)
# Nice drawage! :)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)
# scarecrow crisp packets
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:13, archived)
# *whistles Art Attack theme*
*feels ashamed*
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:14, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Oh dear God, I think I'll still go for the clothing and accessories!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:26, archived)
# halftone! yay
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click here for original (also by me)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# She gives me the fear
so i like her.

if it is a her, it is... right... so hard to tell these days
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:12, archived)
# it's a girl
not a brown cow lookalike
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Huzzah!
I'm not too good at the ladies drawage, but yours gets a

Because it does because 'tis well ace.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:16, archived)
# your
stickman animation however, rocks the phat one.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:18, archived)
# I just can't remember how I got it that smooth :(
Thankyou fot the phatness :D
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:19, archived)
# did you use high quality scaling?
otherwise it may have rendered nearest neighbour... which sucks

[edit: oops! meant to mention that it's ace too!]
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:25, archived)
# come again?
(not a computer graphics expert)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:27, archived)
# non
half-tonage here
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:26, archived)
# oh noes they're trapped inside


unlucky colourful circles.

DeviantArt
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# [email protected] eh?
SPAM ATTACK!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:41, archived)
# Bigger,you say?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)
# 1500 feet?
That's a bit dodgy
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# Knows nothing about aviation...
so sue me
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:04, archived)
# looks like they are circling to land at approx 7,500 - 10,000 feet

/also knows bugger all

*sues*
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# There's a big boy!
Woo!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# Pffttt... how curious!
Minor TJ: What shall I do with 36 empty crisp packets?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# Shrink them in the oven
and sew them together to make a chain-mail style top
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Hmmm... skirt, or top?
Tough choice...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Easy
eat more crisps and have both, may I suggest a quavers top and a wotsit skirt
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:06, archived)
# Yerch... are you mad?
Crisps that aren't s&v or prawn cocktail should feel honoured I have daned to eat them.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# eeek, they are the worst two flavours ever
Therefore we would make good multipack buddies
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)
# We would, without a doubt.
What was the thing we had in common the other day?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# hmmmmm, I am sure it was something profound
......camponology? :)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:13, archived)
# the study of tents?




(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:13, archived)
# try to win an i-pod


(if they're Walkers)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# I'm going to do this, but then they'll be spent.
Plus there are 12 Tesco Select packets.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# unfold them all and make a collage
or a sail for a small boat

or string them and use as bird deterrents in the garden
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# I'm not sure the Uni would appreciate that last idea!
But I was thinking of doing something arty with them, perhaps. :)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:06, archived)
# Make a display
for the tate?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:12, archived)
# If I get anything in any of the Tates....
... I sincerely hope it's something stunning. Not a load of crisp packets!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Fair enough
Maybe that enter it into that art competition thing someone won a few years ago with a light going on and off?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:35, archived)
# 1. Split 'em open
2. sellotape them together into a spherical shape with small round opening*
3. Obtain lightweight heat source
4. Assemble the miniature hot-air balloon
5. P R O F I T
*somehow
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Pfffttt... nice one!
I like the clothing and accessories ideas best! Sorry!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:22, archived)
# Cat on hat!
I have to go now, before I even got properly started... *sigh* Sorry, no bunny nipple murders :(
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:00, archived)
# yay!~
top drawage skills sir/madam
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:01, archived)
# Small Sir
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# told you you could draw
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# I can't draw like jolly jack though...
*hides profile*
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:04, archived)
# us mere mortals can
never hope to reach that level

*takes tongue out of jj's arse*

and you can certainly draw better than i can
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)
# Try taking french classes
They improve your drawing to no end - you should se my books :)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Why would you want to?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Finally! Some recognition
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:48, archived)
# Cor, I haven't seen her in a while.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:49, archived)
# she's been busy filming and snorting lines off of the stomachs of supermodels
you'll be seeing a lot more of her once the video is leaked.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:51, archived)
# haha, that works really well
Is it for this film ?

hello
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:56, archived)
# And the nominations for sturdy celeb of the year are......
Judy finnegan, for Richard & Judy

Jo Frost, for Supernanny

and SturdyGirl for B3ta

and the winner is.............. *envelope rustle*.................
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# Please be sturdy girl, Please be sturdy girl, Please be sturdy girl
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:54, archived)
# I think she is in witha chance.........
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# yay !
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# wahay!~
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# *applauds*
We nearly lost her in July...

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# It would take a lot more than a backpack bomb to stop sturdy girl!

the combined forces of India AND Pakistan would have a tough time
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:55, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Hooray for Sturdy Girl!
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(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Simon's gonna bum her
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:25, archived)
# I've always wondered, are moths just butterfly goths?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:46, archived)
# shadow tastic
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:48, archived)
# No.
Moths are like reformed heroine addicts.

FACT!

woo!btw, made I laugh.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:48, archived)
# So many people have been doing this recently...
so why not?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:43, archived)
# a cat in a hat!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:44, archived)
# Hasn't that been done before?
How about a cat emporer...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:45, archived)
# Hey, we'll do the suggesting thanyouverymuch!

a hat on a cat!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:46, archived)
# Okay.
That sounds good.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:47, archived)
# a (cow) pat in a hat!

"you look wonderful, you'll be the darling of society..."
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:47, archived)
# jolly jack drawing something
maybe a pornographic picture of kat#

edit: 'ning evening peoples - i'm still at work and missing the footy :(
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:45, archived)
# That would require me to be able to draw like jolly jack.
If I could, I'd keep them all to myself. :D
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:46, archived)
# you fucking can draw
i just looked in your profile and you've got some cracking stuff in there. especially the bunny suicides, they rock.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:50, archived)
# so draw me a new bunny suicide
featuring large breasted bunnies murdering a male bunny to death with their pointy bunny nipples
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:51, archived)
# this ^
..or a cat in a hat, whichever you decide
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:51, archived)
# I didn't draw the bunny suicides
Just animated them. Mnnneh!!!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# well you must've drawed something in your profile
which proves you can draw

SO DRAW ME MY FUCKING DIRTY BUNNY PICTSHURE BEFORE I KILL YOU WITH A TROWEL

or don't, you know, if you don't fancy it or anything, like
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:57, archived)
# kate moss got a new contract
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(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:36, archived)
# Arf!
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(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:36, archived)
# much hat love to you.
it am sexy
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:42, archived)
# BEST
HAT
EVER
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:45, archived)
# I LOVE that hat
Very sexy, only you could carry it off...

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:00, archived)
# pfttttttttttt
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:49, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:42, archived)
# ???
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:16, archived)
# Wah!
I thought was a big tree in the background, but I see it now.


Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha!

Woo!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:37, archived)
# I like that lots
yay and yay
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# bread and line
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:16, archived)
# RIS?
i dont get it
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:18, archived)
# Linebread, not Breadline then
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:20, archived)
# this is so unlike me........but hey,what can ya do?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:28, archived)
# I can juggle.
Or breath fire.

Why do you ask?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Breathe fire you say?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:45, archived)
# Why would you let someone do that to you?
Evil fuckers and stupid child.

That must be illegally young as well, no?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:53, archived)
# really?
bugger. I'll kill the link
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:56, archived)
# Doesn't deserve its own thread,
but the board's slow so . . .

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:10, archived)
# the board inst slow
everyones admiering Rev.Jessies work!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:11, archived)
# I am a great fan of the Rev.d's work
but that one left me a bit cold.

Sorry.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:14, archived)
# tis ok
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:17, archived)
# Hehe
Chortlearfwooyayhouplatastic.

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:13, archived)
# slow board? have last nights thingy

click click click
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:16, archived)
# That
Is awesome.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:17, archived)
# Hehe
funky
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Woo
I'm trying to make one right now, and it's bloody 'ard - I salute you!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Chortle-tastic, Brother Doctor!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:16, archived)
# wyh!
does anyone know when Quarkxpress 7 is coming out?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:17, archived)
#
Yes.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Walt Disney presents..


Keith Flint and the Prodigy make a storming comeback in the new Lilo and Stitch movie, 'Smack my Stitch Up'..

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:10, archived)
# blah!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:57, archived)
# She's melting!
Woo and yay

/Reminds me of House of Wax
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# someone
poured water on her :o)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:09, archived)
# Pr0ntastic!
I've 'invented' a new game called Freebird Risk.

Turbo Risk had got too easy, so now I not only have to beat the computer players, but must do so before Lynard Skynard's Freebird has finished playing (10 mins 5 secs).

It adds a whole new dimension.

Must resist urge to hold lighter in air...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# hehehehe
:o)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:09, archived)
# hehe nice!
but i think i need to get my eyes checked

the pics all fuzzy

my go of horror pea
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(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# if
anyone looks at enough porn their eyesight gets like that.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:04, archived)
# hehehee
i shop via Braille :o)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:09, archived)
# best
way to confuse a braille reader is to give them a cheese grater.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:12, archived)
# hahahaha
:o)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:22, archived)
# ooh thats very nice
:o)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:22, archived)
# Oooh
Sexy blur! Vere good Squire.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:04, archived)
# heheheeh
yeah i blurred it too much on the face :o(
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:08, archived)
# Nooooo
I like it, nice effect.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:11, archived)
# cheers
:o) i might redo it :o)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:23, archived)
# That sounds
very dirty.

Woo!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:11, archived)
# Cor
That's a bit lully. Woo.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:05, archived)
# cheers
bit crap, but what the hell :o)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:07, archived)
# She looks like the girl in my trunk
boot to all you English speaking types, I guess.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:14, archived)
# heheehe
:o)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:21, archived)
# That's so good!
It's possibly so good it's porn.

Better give it the acid test...the acetic acid test.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:40, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:52, archived)
# Oooh
Very purdy. Woo!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# woo!
very nice :o)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:10, archived)
# the bad chip
in every plate of chips there is a bad chip, can you spot it?

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:33, archived)
# One of those chips has been up your bum
AICMFP
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:34, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:41, archived)
# the one
with gravy on?


TJ: Anyone want to play Acrophobia. It's back, but no-one knows about it yet :(

[edit: it's an online acronym game. it's fun, really, honest :) - you'll need to download the game, then login and start playing]
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
Chips and gravy. Mmmmmmm.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:43, archived)
# what is it?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:45, archived)
# well....
It's game for clever people with slightly odd brains and too much spare time
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:53, archived)
# *consults wikipedia*
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:56, archived)
# *Clicks "what it is"*
Oh. Right.
*clicks "screenshots"*
uh-huh.

Well... what is it?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:46, archived)
# Oooooh
I used to play this yeeeeeeaaaaaars ago.

Good find!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)
# s'not working
dammit...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Hes got fuckin cancer remix...
Click the Pic. I was going to do an anim to go with it but i couldnt be bothered.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:34, archived)
# You stupid fucking cunt!
/hahahahahaha! it's been a few years since I last heard that! good stuff!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:36, archived)
# i know i am but what are you!?
you'll probably enjoy this then... 3 of their albums to listen to!

http://www.backpacknuke.com/derek.and.clive/

/DOH! i mean I know you are but what am i!?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:43, archived)
# 'Celebrity Suicide'
is prolly my fav.... although 'Jump' runs it close. 'Alfie Noakes' is funny too...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Jump you fucker jump ...
Into this here blanket what we is holding for you!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:14, archived)
# He jumped... hit the deck.....
...broke his facking neck... there was no blanket!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:21, archived)
# laugh....
...i nearly shat, i-havent-laughed-so-much-since-grandma-died, and auntie Mable caught her left tit in the mangle...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:40, archived)
# Derek & Clive are am teh best.
The end.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:36, archived)
#
it loops. I didn't realise for at least 79 rotations. Willies.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:56, archived)
# haha
you knob!...
mind you that happened to me with the footy badgers flash!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Ive been busy
Made this for Redsushi to go on his fear


These lovely Deely Boppers are for Griffin Savers racoon


And I made this for anyone with the fear than feels left out
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Football good for teh fear?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:32, archived)
# Keeps him in shape
Dont know if thats a good thing or not
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:34, archived)
# I just can't say no to deely-boppers.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:45, archived)
# You look lovely dear
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:47, archived)
# *boing* *boing*
Yay.

I'm missing my bunny though. Already.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:49, archived)
# I need a drill - in more ways than one :(
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Funny you should say that

More in profile
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:56, archived)
# Oh go on then
Damn, beaten to it

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:52, archived)
# Why thank you! They are lovely!
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(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:32, archived)
# Poo. I missed my third B3taday by one day. Anyone got any stale cake left?

Have an old image, just to keep the board-nazis (somewhat) happy.

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha you have some top stuff in your profile
happy belated
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:10, archived)
# what he said^
:)
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Ha - thanks on both fronts.


Unfortunately, I haven't made anything new in about 6 months now.


I really should rectify that.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:13, archived)
# *bakes fresh cake*
iSketch, anyone? Lest I die of boredom.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:11, archived)
# This should keep you busy for a few minutes
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Dear god.
What?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Heh
Religionist peeps is teh funny

Pearoast you say?
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Oh, go on then
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Well,
I never!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:22, archived)
# heh, nice.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:24, archived)
# excellent spongage
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:25, archived)
# I met David Belamey once
Shame he's become such a pillock of late (denying climate change).

He told me that he's never shaved. I can believe it.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# happy belated b3ta-day!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
Have a chocolate hobnob
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:45, archived)
# congrats!
hoping i don't miss mine, though i know i will.

should probably donate... i'm such a lowlife...
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:20, archived)

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