They said it couldn't be done...
But that was last night.
And now done it I have!
Oh yes, and done it I have.
(Well, I did it by balancing an electric on top of an acoustic that was tuned to an open e minor chord.)
Anyone tell me which song it's meant to be?
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And now done it I have!
Oh yes, and done it I have.
(Well, I did it by balancing an electric on top of an acoustic that was tuned to an open e minor chord.)
Anyone tell me which song it's meant to be?
Half-tone pop-art stuff has some weird side-effects at reduced size...
Click for full-size un-reddified image. You'll have to zoom right in tho or you get messed-up chequerification. Go figure...
As always with these I think I prefer the uncoloured pencil version I must learn to colour.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:08,
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As always with these I think I prefer the uncoloured pencil version I must learn to colour.
Oh dear God, I think I'll still go for the clothing and accessories!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:26,
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She gives me the fear
so i like her.
if it is a her, it is... right... so hard to tell these days
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if it is a her, it is... right... so hard to tell these days
Huzzah!
I'm not too good at the ladies drawage, but yours gets a
Because it does because 'tis well ace.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:16,
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Because it does because 'tis well ace.
I just can't remember how I got it that smooth :(
Thankyou fot the phatness :D
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:19,
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did you use high quality scaling?
otherwise it may have rendered nearest neighbour... which sucks
[edit: oops! meant to mention that it's ace too!]
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[edit: oops! meant to mention that it's ace too!]
oh noes they're trapped inside
unlucky colourful circles.
DeviantArt
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03,
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unlucky colourful circles.
DeviantArt
looks like they are circling to land at approx 7,500 - 10,000 feet
/also knows bugger all
*sues*
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/also knows bugger all
*sues*
Pffttt... how curious!
Minor TJ: What shall I do with 36 empty crisp packets?
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:03,
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Shrink them in the oven
and sew them together to make a chain-mail style top
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:04,
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Easy
eat more crisps and have both, may I suggest a quavers top and a wotsit skirt
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:06,
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Yerch... are you mad?
Crisps that aren't s&v or prawn cocktail should feel honoured I have daned to eat them.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:07,
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eeek, they are the worst two flavours ever
Therefore we would make good multipack buddies
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:10,
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We would, without a doubt.
What was the thing we had in common the other day?
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:11,
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hmmmmm, I am sure it was something profound
......camponology? :)
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I'm going to do this, but then they'll be spent.
Plus there are 12 Tesco Select packets.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:05,
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unfold them all and make a collage
or a sail for a small boat
or string them and use as bird deterrents in the garden
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:05,
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or string them and use as bird deterrents in the garden
I'm not sure the Uni would appreciate that last idea!
But I was thinking of doing something arty with them, perhaps. :)
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:06,
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If I get anything in any of the Tates....
... I sincerely hope it's something stunning. Not a load of crisp packets!
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Fair enough
Maybe that enter it into that art competition thing someone won a few years ago with a light going on and off?
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:35,
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1. Split 'em open
2. sellotape them together into a spherical shape with small round opening*
3. Obtain lightweight heat source
4. Assemble the miniature hot-air balloon
5. P R O F I T
*somehow
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3. Obtain lightweight heat source
4. Assemble the miniature hot-air balloon
5. P R O F I T
*somehow
Pfffttt... nice one!
I like the clothing and accessories ideas best! Sorry!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:22,
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Cat on hat!
I have to go now, before I even got properly started... *sigh* Sorry, no bunny nipple murders :(
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:00,
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us mere mortals can
never hope to reach that level
*takes tongue out of jj's arse*
and you can certainly draw better than i can
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:09,
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*takes tongue out of jj's arse*
and you can certainly draw better than i can
Try taking french classes
They improve your drawing to no end - you should se my books :)
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:11,
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she's been busy filming and snorting lines off of the stomachs of supermodels
you'll be seeing a lot more of her once the video is leaked.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:51,
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And the nominations for sturdy celeb of the year are......
Judy finnegan, for Richard & Judy
Jo Frost, for Supernanny
and SturdyGirl for B3ta
and the winner is.............. *envelope rustle*.................
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Jo Frost, for Supernanny
and SturdyGirl for B3ta
and the winner is.............. *envelope rustle*.................
Please be sturdy girl, Please be sturdy girl, Please be sturdy girl
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:54,
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It would take a lot more than a backpack bomb to stop sturdy girl!
the combined forces of India AND Pakistan would have a tough time
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:55,
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the combined forces of India AND Pakistan would have a tough time
No.
Moths are like reformed heroine addicts.
FACT!
woo!btw, made I laugh.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:48,
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FACT!
woo!btw, made I laugh.
a (cow) pat in a hat!
"you look wonderful, you'll be the darling of society..."
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:47,
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"you look wonderful, you'll be the darling of society..."
jolly jack drawing something
maybe a pornographic picture of kat#
edit: 'ning evening peoples - i'm still at work and missing the footy :(
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:45,
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edit: 'ning evening peoples - i'm still at work and missing the footy :(
That would require me to be able to draw like jolly jack.
If I could, I'd keep them all to myself. :D
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:46,
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you fucking can draw
i just looked in your profile and you've got some cracking stuff in there. especially the bunny suicides, they rock.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:50,
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so draw me a new bunny suicide
featuring large breasted bunnies murdering a male bunny to death with their pointy bunny nipples
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:51,
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I didn't draw the bunny suicides
Just animated them. Mnnneh!!!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:52,
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well you must've drawed something in your profile
which proves you can draw
SO DRAW ME MY FUCKING DIRTY BUNNY PICTSHURE BEFORE I KILL YOU WITH A TROWEL
or don't, you know, if you don't fancy it or anything, like
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:57,
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SO DRAW ME MY FUCKING DIRTY BUNNY PICTSHURE BEFORE I KILL YOU WITH A TROWEL
or don't, you know, if you don't fancy it or anything, like
Wah!
I thought was a big tree in the background, but I see it now.
Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha!
Woo!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:37,
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Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha!
Woo!
Why would you let someone do that to you?
Evil fuckers and stupid child.
That must be illegally young as well, no?
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:53,
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That must be illegally young as well, no?
I am a great fan of the Rev.d's work
but that one left me a bit cold.
Sorry.
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Sorry.
Woo
I'm trying to make one right now, and it's bloody 'ard - I salute you!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 22:05,
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Walt Disney presents..
Keith Flint and the Prodigy make a storming comeback in the new Lilo and Stitch movie, 'Smack my Stitch Up'..
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:10,
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Keith Flint and the Prodigy make a storming comeback in the new Lilo and Stitch movie, 'Smack my Stitch Up'..
Pr0ntastic!
I've 'invented' a new game called Freebird Risk.
Turbo Risk had got too easy, so now I not only have to beat the computer players, but must do so before Lynard Skynard's Freebird has finished playing (10 mins 5 secs).
It adds a whole new dimension.
Must resist urge to hold lighter in air...
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Turbo Risk had got too easy, so now I not only have to beat the computer players, but must do so before Lynard Skynard's Freebird has finished playing (10 mins 5 secs).
It adds a whole new dimension.
Must resist urge to hold lighter in air...
hehe nice!
but i think i need to get my eyes checked
the pics all fuzzy
my go of horror pea
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:02,
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the pics all fuzzy
my go of horror pea
best
way to confuse a braille reader is to give them a cheese grater.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:12,
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She looks like the girl in my trunk
boot to all you English speaking types, I guess.
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That's so good!
It's possibly so good it's porn.
Better give it the acid test...the acetic acid test.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:40,
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Better give it the acid test...the acetic acid test.
the bad chip
in every plate of chips there is a bad chip, can you spot it?
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:33,
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the one
with gravy on?
TJ: Anyone want to play Acrophobia. It's back, but no-one knows about it yet :(
[edit: it's an online acronym game. it's fun, really, honest :) - you'll need to download the game, then login and start playing]
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:39,
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TJ: Anyone want to play Acrophobia. It's back, but no-one knows about it yet :(
[edit: it's an online acronym game. it's fun, really, honest :) - you'll need to download the game, then login and start playing]
well....
It's game for clever people with slightly odd brains and too much spare time
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:53,
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*consults wikipedia*
ooh, this sounds great. OK.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrophobia_%28game%29
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:56,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrophobia_%28game%29
*Clicks "what it is"*
Oh. Right.
*clicks "screenshots"*
uh-huh.
Well... what is it?
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:46,
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*clicks "screenshots"*
uh-huh.
Well... what is it?
You stupid fucking cunt!
/hahahahahaha! it's been a few years since I last heard that! good stuff!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:36,
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i know i am but what are you!?
you'll probably enjoy this then... 3 of their albums to listen to!
http://www.backpacknuke.com/derek.and.clive/
/DOH! i mean I know you are but what am i!?
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:43,
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http://www.backpacknuke.com/derek.and.clive/
/DOH! i mean I know you are but what am i!?
'Celebrity Suicide'
is prolly my fav.... although 'Jump' runs it close. 'Alfie Noakes' is funny too...
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:53,
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Jump you fucker jump ...
Into this here blanket what we is holding for you!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:14,
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He jumped... hit the deck.....
...broke his facking neck... there was no blanket!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:21,
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laugh....
...i nearly shat, i-havent-laughed-so-much-since-grandma-died, and auntie Mable caught her left tit in the mangle...
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:40,
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it loops. I didn't realise for at least 79 rotations. Willies.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:56,
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haha
you knob!...
mind you that happened to me with the footy badgers flash!
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 20:43,
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mind you that happened to me with the footy badgers flash!
Ive been busy
Made this for Redsushi to go on his fear
These lovely Deely Boppers are for Griffin Savers racoon
And I made this for anyone with the fear than feels left out
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:24,
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These lovely Deely Boppers are for Griffin Savers racoon
And I made this for anyone with the fear than feels left out
Poo. I missed my third B3taday by one day. Anyone got any stale cake left?
Have an old image, just to keep the board-nazis (somewhat) happy.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:09,
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Have an old image, just to keep the board-nazis (somewhat) happy.
Ha - thanks on both fronts.
Unfortunately, I haven't made anything new in about 6 months now.
I really should rectify that.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 19:13,
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Unfortunately, I haven't made anything new in about 6 months now.
I really should rectify that.
I met David Belamey once
Shame he's become such a pillock of late (denying climate change).
He told me that he's never shaved. I can believe it.
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Wed 12 Oct 2005, 21:07,
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He told me that he's never shaved. I can believe it.
congrats!
hoping i don't miss mine, though i know i will.
should probably donate... i'm such a lowlife...
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should probably donate... i'm such a lowlife...
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