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anyone here know how to destroy craigslist?

bastards are deleting my ads. i want to kill the entire site - top tips appreciated.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:51, archived)

im not sure what it is, but ive heard of it

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Cae1, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)

it's a website where people who make comments on youtube go to sell crap and find dates.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:04, archived)

oh.

oh. dear.

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Cae1, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:12, archived)

it's fun if you have a strong stomach.

or if you're strange.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:18, archived)

poor bloke

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)

he's great!

and a teacher and loyal and OH MY GOD ARE THOSE BALLOON ANIMALS?!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:38, archived)

thing is why hasn't he been snapped up by some loving lady?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:43, archived)

don't know.

he's PERFECT.

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Cae1, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:58, archived)

he may not be perfect (but he's perfect for grace jones).

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)

well I'm sold.

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Damien's Hearse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:04, archived)

he would probably like your tiny bananas.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)

hahaha

they're Hammond's, not mine :)

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Damien's Hearse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:13, archived)

i bet he'll let you borrow them.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:23, archived)

Your obsession with that site is unhealthy bear.

I would never get so invol
Ah.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:03, archived)

they removed my mask advert. and the replacement ad too.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:05, archived)

The line about the kids.

That was your downfall right there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:06, archived)

bah.

there are thousands of kids here! who'd care if a few of them were put at risk?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:07, archived)

Craig. And his list. Apparently.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)

yeah, well fuck him up the funnel.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:19, archived)

Yes. But I'm not going to tell you.

Anyway, what would you do for cheap laughs if you did?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:05, archived)

good point.

can you just tell me how to shut it down for a few hours?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:06, archived)

Hahaha! Zero-effort trolling is indeed the bestest. No.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:14, archived)

you're one of THEM. i knew it.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:20, archived)

In a manner of speaking, yes.

Also
dialog

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)

dialogue? screw that.

'ultraviolet' is just about to end and i can't believe how bad it is. i can't think of a worse movie i've seen recently, and i saw a few stinkers this summer.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 7:05, archived)

DoS attack

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:37, archived)

too techie for me.

i was hoping for something involving a hammer or fire.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:38, archived)

get a really big magnet and then go visit the sever where craigslist is hosted.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:40, archived)

i don't think i'm allowed in that country.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:01, archived)

well don't ask for pictures of kids then...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:32, archived)

i should just ask for the kids instead?

ok. but my freezer's not that big.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:36, archived)

Do you love funnels?

A funnel is a pipe with a wide, often conical mouth and a narrow stem. It is used to channel liquid or fine-grained substances into containers with a small opening. Without a funnel, much spillage would occur. Funnels are usually made of stainless steel, glass, or plastic. The material used in its construction should be sturdy enough to withstand the weight of the substance being transferred, and it should not react with the substance. For this reason, stainless steel or glass are useful in transferring diesel, while plastic funnels are useful in the kitchen. Sometimes disposable paper funnels are used in cases where it would be difficult to adequately clean the funnel afterwards (for example, in adding motor oil to a car). Dropper funnels, also called dropping funnels or tap funnels, have a tap to allow the controlled release of a liquid. The term 'funnel' is sometimes used to refer to the chimney or smokestack on a steam locomotive or a ship. There is also a type of spider known as a funnel-web due to its habit of building its web in the shape of a funnel. The term 'funnel' is even applied to other seemingly strange objects like a smoking pipe or even a humble kitchen bin.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)

ouch. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

put the fun into funnels!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

i wouldn't have minded if he wasn't jizzing blood.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)

ah well

at least he's going the way he would have wanted, through a funnel

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)

AND THEY LOVE YOU!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

LET'S FUNNEL FOR HAPPY TIME!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)

Who doesn't?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

communists

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)

THOSE FUCKING REDS!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)

UNDER EVERY BED! DUCKING AND COVERING!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)

d F / c H

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

shite! levitous coitalment!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

anything to help spread the seed of the Red Scourage

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)

i hate funnels...

...always funneling stuff!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)

fucking shitty funnels!

*shakes fist*

I hate them now :(

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

you've but the fu(cki)n(g h)el(l) into funnels

*nods*

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)

my god, I have catastrophied a science!

what banal fate awaits now!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)

apostrophes

rigor mortis, and then death. then floppiness.

you have buggered the order you die. thats how bad you've fucked everything up.

no manner of funnel can save you now.

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

then I shall obain, THROBBING CYLINDER AT BASE OF PENDULUM!

I will make the chaos complete

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

DO IT! DO IT NOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)

I must construct it out of molten toilet roll tubes and tubes of molten toilet

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

then do so.

i offer up my tubes to you, o meat of the '80's

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)

CHÓÓBÉS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

INDEED.

EDIT: and now i'm going to bed. g'night all you lovely b3ta peoples!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)

nite nite

I'm going sleepy time too

zzz

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:08, archived)

the strain

will implode cabinets.

CABINETS MUST BE MAINTAINED!!!!!!

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

ach! the cabinets'll have tae taek their chances!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

LOTS OF ALT TEXT FTW

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

every image I do has a varying amount of alt text

sometimes, it has a lot of alt text

and other times

it'll have like "SHIT!" or "POO" or "ANTIQUING" etc

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)

His underwear has morphed into fummels.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

powerful ikea underwear

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)

i also love funnels

they're extremely useful when it comes to hamster insertion.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

have you inserted a hamster?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)

many.

i need them to get the frogs out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

aw sad hamster

*gives it pine nut*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

indeed, multiple hamsters can be transgressed in this manner

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

multiple hamsters mean extra happy time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

sounds like a production line

squeaking hamsters flung off the wheel of despair into the funnel of doom

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)

how do you know it's a funnel of doom?

*checks bedroom for hidden cameras*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

well, I lost my maracas down one of those, I don't think they are coming back

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)

i wondered why i clacked when i walked

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

maybe you've got clacktoe

it happens :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

CLACKTOE BARADA NICTOE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)

OH GOD NO!

THATS GONNA START A PLANET GUZZLING CHASM CHAIN REACTIONS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)

that's my plan.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:52, archived)

Never mind the funnel

What the hell is going on with the top bit of his body???

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

he achieved an initial arousal via virtue of an implanted neck funnel

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

his head was chopped off...

...and a ragdoll's head was sewn on in it's place.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

IT BLEEDS LOVE

Kinda reminds me of this from a prehistoric compo:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

kekek!

breasts girl has large breats!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

*likes*...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:38, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

And this one reminds me of this, made for another compo

Covering her in manjuice.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

hahaha, oh shit. we're losing it now!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)

Hahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)

stop showing off!

*weeps for rapidly deflating chebs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha....neener neener neener...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)

Heheheh

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)

nooooooooooo!

*sobs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:51, archived)

Fucking funnels, yo.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)

it's like throwing a hotdog down a funnel

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

SECKSHUL

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)

I want to rub those eyes with chains

it'd be fun

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)

GO FUCK A FUNNEL, YOU FUNNEL-FUCKING FUCK!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)

YEAH! GO BACK TO FUCKING FUNNELCITY WITH YOUR FUNNELS!

WE DON'T WANT NO CRAZY FUNNEL ACTION HERE!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:03, archived)

but sleepy tiem now

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:08, archived)

yes.

love love love.

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d d, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:12, archived)

"When a maaaa-aaaaa-aaaan loves a fuuunnnnnneeeeel"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

best of all the reducers

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:12, archived)

I'm gonna get me some funnels

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

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d d, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:16, archived)

*clicks*

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)

Hell yes.

WIZARD OF OZ: DIRECTOR'S CUT.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)

HER ASS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:14, archived)

hahahaha

FUNNELS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

LET'S TALK ABOUT FUNNELS

O WATE WE ARE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:28, archived)

I want glass funnels

so I can see all the funnel action going on

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

LOVES THEM IN THEIR ASS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:30, archived)

HIS ASS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:31, archived)

HIS ASS?

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d d, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)

HIS ASS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

this is the ninth sexiest thing I have ever seen.

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Damien's Hearse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)

ahhhh yeah

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

EAT MY DUST!

super secret punchline lol http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kvNw7MFYFaM

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)

You devious fiend!

I'm currently adding punchlines to this.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)

but on the plus side you were drawn with out a sense of humour...

so you'll never know the difference.

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

I DEMAND YOU GIVE HIM A PUNCHLINE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)

DONE!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)

GOOD. I AM NOW PLACATED.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:24, archived)

Freddy Mercury, reincarnated as a short fat bald Japanese man?

With quite a good voice, actually.

edit: And when is Simon Cowell gonna start wearing a leopardskin waistcoat!? :D

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

FUCK THAT FOURTH WALL! FUCK IT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)

nooooooooo poor punchlineless picture person

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

glad to see you again

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)

...eat lead, stickman!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)

I dont like your tone newer person

dont make this personel

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)

oh sorry...

...will you please chew on this lead bullet, sir?...thank you!... (work on your humor skills, then you will fully understand sarcasm and wit).
(...and i'm not new...2 yeays atomic, thankyou very much!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)

hahaha

hook, line and sinker.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:56, archived)

Yay!

You're here! MO PLX

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:32, archived)

CHARLIE BROWN: WHY IS YOUR FACE SO LONG?

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)

Hahaha

ace!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)

Legand!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)

alright matey!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

phwoar

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)

Aloha!

You clever bastard.. nice pic :)

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mikenco, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)

thanks :)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

*rents charlie brown to farmers*

...
...
...
5. profit!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)

you get a few of them

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)

yaaaay!

and the future of farming is secured without the need for motorised ploughs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)

cut off one of his legs

and he's an instant crop circle machine

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)

hahaha!

the conspiracy theorists will never work that one out!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)

most of them can't work out how to make toast without electrocuting themselves

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)

if they only thought to take off their tinfoil hats

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)

the tinfoil hat increases the power of the mind control signals

so it means they are completely under the operation of the PTB!

eek! THE PTB!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)

Pineapple Trade Ban?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)

powers that be, man

ptb

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:38, archived)

are they anything like

the fellas at the freakin' FCC?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)

I dunno, I'm too paranoid to know

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

i know all about paranoid

smoking less weed helps.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)

ah, I'm probably just classically mental

on weed id be O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

on weed i was sat on my bed

clutching a butcher's knife, staring at my tied together wardrobe doors, waiting for people to jump out at me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

Pfft.

Looney fucker. :-D

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)

fucking looneys sounds like fun

but well, they're loonies innit

still, alright for a guilt free laugh :D

oh.. you meant..

ah never mind :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)

HAA HAA...EAT DIRT!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)

haha you photoshopped his head small

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)

yeah...

...i'm tricky like that!...;)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)

Grandma

we love you

good night

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)

I'd kiss you but, I'M MADE OF METAL, WITH GUNS FOR LIPS

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)

No, you are made of toilet paper and photoshop

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)

"yes no"

"yes no"
"I gotta roll"
"but which way round"
"oh man"
"it's building up"
"yes no"
"yes no"
"ohhhh"
"too late"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)

YES!

NO!

haha

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)

No. He am the singers.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:24, archived)

pfffft!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

Good lord

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

I'm preparing the chin shelters

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)

hahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

why the long face?

:D

edit: fuck, did I even read the post?

NO!

hahahahahahah

:(

hahahaha

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)

HE'S SO LOAMY

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)

HIS LOAM IS MAGNIFICENT

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)

WHY IS HE SNIFFING AND VOMITTING SHIT

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY SEX WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)

I SEE YOUR SEX AND RAISE 'MY COCK'

HAHAHA HILARIOUS

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)

GET IN BEFORE THE FLOP!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)

BROWN IS THE COLOR OF LOVE

/2g1c

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)

Charlie Brown is a BLOCKHEAD

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)

TAKE THAT SCHULTZTSTZ

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)

HAHAHA!

Mole, kid!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)

CHARLIE BROWNFACE!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)

HE KEEPS HIS NOSE TO THE GROUND!

CHARLIE BROWNFACE!
[chorus]

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)

What a Drag!! ARF!!

*CLICKS*

...but you've ruined my childhood memories

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)

I ruin lots of things for lots of people

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)

Ha HA

Fucking FACE PLO(UGH)W.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)

smash!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)

yes?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)

(

Mystery_Bob, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)

OH ROD YOU IRKSOME BRUTE!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)

Alien..

He has an inner set of teeth ready to attack too..

(

mikenco, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

It's that boss off the weird level in Streets of Rage 2!

Eating up my continues :(

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

HANG DOWN YOUR FACE ROD STEWARD

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:31, archived)

bwahahaha

I used to work with someone who looked like that :)

(

Damien's Hearse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:13, archived)

utterly surrealistic.

I love it. But the thought processes behind it frighten me.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)

what else frightens you?

tell me about your mother...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)

she's a nutcase.

any more questions?

:)

ps - I'm not kidding either...

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

does she talk to the roast whilst it's cooking?

mine does.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:50, archived)

*THOUGHTS*!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)

i love the bottom one

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)

~~one~~

HAHAHA DEVIOUS

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

i want his skull.

yours too.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)

I love this

so much

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:28, archived)

hahahaha

god

(

connor, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:43, archived)

Get thee to the place of fame.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

This is superb.

(

Shlvng, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

hahaha you genius

(

Shada, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

Hahaha

(

Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

hahaha!

magnificent!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)

brilliant.

i did a genuine lol.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

OH HELL YES

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

hahaha ^_^

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

If o-n-l-y, eh? If NSFW........I'll delete, Fair enough?

In response to www.b3ta.com/board/8784890

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

OH GOD MAN

THERE ARE 9000 PENISES RAPING RIGHT NOW!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

Ok....is it WRONG?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

dunno

I'm starting to warm to it now

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

bakewell tits!

if she puts a bag on her head, i might even lick them

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

well there's your problem: standards

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)

hey, there's no such thing as bisexual, it's just greed

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)

careful you don't get ranted at. I said that all the bisexual girls I knew were attention seeking straight girls and got flamed.

I think we need this in the thread:

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)

hahahaha!

i know a few bisexual girls, they'll shag anything!
well, even i need someone to feel morally superior to ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

Indeed, feeling morally superior doesn't make up for the lack of action however

the funnier thing is two of the ones I know are catholic...

They are also sisters...

*fantasises*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

catholicism leads to repression

repression leads to catastrophic bursting of sex-dams.
and no, nothing makes uf for lack of rumpy pumpy.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)

damn i was raised supporting the wrong team wasn't i?

:(
I would have had loads of it by now. all from birds in short tartan skirts as well.
:'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)

i was raised protestant

but i didn't stop getting it until i became an atheist and developed my own set of moral standards. i'm gettimg a bit preachy now, so i'll just say I LOVE SEX!

there, i feel better now :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)

i love huge breasts...

...there, i feel better now!...:)

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)

so do i

it's such a shame that mine are shrinking.
46 JJ to 42 DD in 2 months :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)

shrinking should be...

...AGAINST THE LAW!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)

it's tragic is what is is

i love my boobs

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.....

Slot a foto of them into the above bakewells

Thank you :-)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)

i haven't got a wide-angle lens

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)

Does that mean they are still big

but now they are as flat as a dinner plate?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)

no, they're still big

just getting smaller.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)

fucking hell 46 jj is dangerously fucking enormous.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)

it's murder on your back, i'll tell you that!

i've actually got a bar to get out of bed if i fall asleep on my back

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)

To lure you out with the promise of alcohol?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)

maybe

*sips absinthe and orange juice*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)

I have a set of moral standards, as flexible as they may be have lead me into nothing but trouble

I LIKE BIG ARSES!!!
I still don't feel better

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)

feel a big arse

that should do the trick.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

where pray tell? mum's around but I don't think that's particularly appropriate

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)

mine is currently being flattened by a leather stool

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)

hahah you said stool

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)

yes. yes i did.

*eats more leather*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)

i also appreciate the beauty of...

...a huge curvacious ass!...:D

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)

*swivels head around 90 degrees*

yup, got it coverd

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)

Just a slight amendment ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)

Hmm

Why didn't I spot that in the original?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!! THAT'S WHY

THE INTERNET DOES NOT LIE!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)

oh arse biscuits. I think my lack of spelling ability is well known now....

ed: fixed, thanks, worst thing is, i got the file name right....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)

ha ha...

...busted.
EDIT: HEY!...YOU CHANGED IT!...IT'S TOO LATE TO SAVE FACE!...:P

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)

no!!

mwhahahahah!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)

that's not fair!

poor old sarca sam, imagine how he feels!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)

Ewwwwwwww..............

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

what?

they're bakewells, ffs! i'm only(just) human!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

Oh......Ok......Forgiven!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)

heheh

they are the tastiest of cakes!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)

well I'd certainly like that

psst: don't delete, at worst just link to the picture

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

Ok bud.....I wouldn't delete the thread.....just the pic.

Thx.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)

This is where

genetic engeneering will lead us.

Say no, kids.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)

It will be wonderful

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)

it's such...

(JloKyM, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

*passes tissues*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

i'm confused...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

Animate it!

Damn you!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

as you wish...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)

OH GOD YES I LOVE YOU.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

OHNO HAIR MALFUNCTION :(

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)

AAAAWWWWWWW HERE GOES!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)

RIGHT IM GOING TO LEAVE THIS ALL HERE B3TA.

WHEN I COME BACK LATER TODAY I EXPECT THE CAMERON WAGON TO BE IN FULL SWING.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)

OK DOOD

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)

WHAT AM I, YOUR BITCH?

I'M NOT YOUR BITCH.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)

...

( o Y o )

(

sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)

a fucking rockstar...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

spliff!

*grabs*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)

Hahhaahha

Woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

I want

L O V E on one hand, and H A M S on the other

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

I want C O U S on my right and C O U S on my left.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)

i want BEEF on one hand

and SOCK on the other

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

I want BEES on one hand

and BZZZ on the other.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)

if you have BEES on one hand

it will get repeatedly stung. i like a prick in my hand as much as the next girl, but that's going a bit too far even for me.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)

you actually like it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

i have all of teh technique ;)

plus, if you give without being asked, you're more likely to get what you want in return

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

Bad idea

How would you remember which hand was which?

DISASTER!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

That's easy.

One is infinitely more honed at the art of self-seduction.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)

BOB FROM FIGHTCLUB.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

hehe

cute

(JloKyM, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

Drugs are bad Mkay

Originally posted in 1983

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:03, archived)

OH HAI THAR INTERNETS.

OH HAI THAR MAGIC DONKEY, HERE ARE YOUR SEXY MAGIC CARROTS. NOW HONOUR THE AGREEMENT!

Hes always in the spotlight.
Fucking loves it, the whore.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)

hahahaha

this is very silly

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

flashy light!

*babble and drool*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)

RARR!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

0_0

you scared me!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

RARR WHERE IS MY THEREMIN?

RARR RARRR

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

it was stolen

by a baboon with a bright red butt.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

Damn 'boons taken everythin' :(:(

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

they steal bandwidth, you know

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

>:(

*Grabs rifle*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

check your rifle

they steal shells, too.
and creamy profiteroles.
and wigs. they love wigs. they use them to get into supermarkets and make off with all the profiteroles.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)

I...I never knew.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

you must be prepared for such things

if you see a wrinkled little bugger at the checkout with profiteroles and a bunch of bananas, pull their wig off and shout "BABOON!" as loud as you can.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

*Steals bandwith*

*Runs like fuck*

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)

BABOOOOOON!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)

you are a baboon!

*calls I.M. Weasel*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

*Secret Squirrels you*

*Wins*

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)

*morocco moles*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)

oh hi mister camerant

BALLPAPER

Click for bigger (283KB)

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

OMFBAWLS

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

Do it come in 1280x1024 perchance?

Stretchan looks poo, and I'll be offering at least two sexings.

Ashally, buggrit, the stretching doesn't deteriorate TOO much.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

It do not

I could make one, it will take about 20 mins

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

No no, it's fine now, don't worry :)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

they look like cheese footballs

those things taste rank :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

Oh christ, those things are worse than satan's piss.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

that's why they get served at crap cocktail parties

you have to be hammered to eat them. then again, a couple more of these babies and i'd eat satan's knob cheese on a jacket potato
*swigs*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

What's with all the Satan hating?

WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU LOT OTHER THAN NOT BE REAL IN ANY WAY?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

Wanked on a harpsichord.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

Man, my eyes are still glued shut with hot boyfoam from the earlier session.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)

Sorry about that.

I went to clean the bath and it all went horribly wrong.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)

refused to have sex with me

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)

STOLE MY FACE.

ARGH.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)

Three good reasons.

I feel like a stupid for questioning you all.

I deserve another chance.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

Nuh-HUH!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

Yuh-UHHH!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)

NNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUHH-HUUUUUUHH!"

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)

another chance to have sex with me?

ummm......can you tell i'm suffering from absinthe-induced horn tonight?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)

The horn is good, but absinthe-driven horn is horn plus one.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)

my mates brought me back 5 bottles from benidorm

black, blue, green, red and yellow, all 80%. i've been drinking the yellow one with pure orange, i don't know what i'll do first: puke, pass out or crap :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

That stuff sounds nasty

Think I'll stick to the normal stuff* :D

I was thinking of adding maple syrup to the remains of a bottle of vodka... good idea?

* or I would if I had any :(

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)

it's evil shit

i passed out in my mate's garden last time i drank it! :D
maple syrup in vodka sounds nice, but you should shake it up well and leave it overnight to infnuse

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)

Haha

You wanna try absinthe & sake :)

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

sake?

tried it once, but i was already so pissed on pernod and aftershocks that i don't even remember what it tasted like!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

Looks almost like it should be a new

Brass Eye logo sequence.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

haha

it does a bit

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

Actually, just seen the one down the page

which DEFINITELY looks like a Brass Eye sequence type thing*.

* Dunno the correct term for those bits. Idents?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

Haha :D

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

are the balls fractals of the original?!

(pancakes_n_ham, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

it's just

reflections

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)

we love whores. even lemon whores.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

>:(

EVEN IF I WAS A WHORE YOU COULDENT AFFORD MY SOUR CRAZY JUICES.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

i'd just steal whatever leaked out on your sheets while you were away collecting rotting food from garbage bins.

you whore.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

:'(

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

*distills sour crazy juices, refines and synthesises*

*releases and markets as new cologne/insecticide, retires as billionaire hermit*

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

My synthesised, refined, distilled sour crazy juice brings all the boys to the yard.

And they're like "It's better than yours".

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

taunt all you like, i'm a billionaire and you're just a common yard whore.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)

Hahaha

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)

I think it's attracted to the light of the screen.

kill it.

(

owensanity, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

IT EATS CAMERA FLASHES.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

\o/

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

'Sup brah?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

THE SKY

LOL!

LOlolol
LOLsoldsosdlololosdobbzbzbzzzzzZBZBZZZZBBZZZZBZlol

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

Oh dear.

I felt silly for trying to use my phone as a mouse just now, but I think you just topped it.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

I am going to find something to eat.

YOU MUST FIND THE MAGIC DONKEY AND LURE HIM TO THIS POST WITH THESE MAGIC CARROTS.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)

*holds out hands expectantly*

I'm tempted to go kill things though.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)

BE CAREFUL

THEY ARE SEXY MAGIC CARROTS AND ONLY FOR THE MAGIC DONKEY. HE WILL THEN HONOUR THE AGREEMENT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)

*votes*

Wait, what? Where am I?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

needs more flashing...

...*-*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

I need to find out how to make a better camera flash effect.

Until then I will spack spack away.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

E...Ep...Epi...Epil...Epile...Epilep...Epileps...Epilepsyyyyyyyyyyyy

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

This...

..This is epilepsy

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

Haha isn't that the music from the Donnie Darko DVD menu?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

Yes.

*awards 3 points*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

I'll try not to spend them all at once.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

Or alternatively, from that moon animation The Neville did.

Which I lovely intimately.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)

I have not seen this 'un.

Care to enlighten me, ol' chap?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)

Also, note the comma.

Please do not ignite my wanger.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)

Hahaha.

Alas I cannot seem to find it on the new neville's garden. There are a few flash things on there but I can't seem to find the moon staring one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)

Ah dangit, never mind.

I'll hunt around another time :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

You'd probably have to ask him.

Or wait until I can be bothered to go on my PC and just send you the swf file I saved.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

Sir/Madam.....I stand

CORRECTED!!!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

Saddam.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)

OH HAI LEMS

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)

OH HAI BLACKHAT LOL

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)

I AM MAKING GINGERBREAD COOKIES

Short pause as the dough rests and cools, looking into apple remote
thing that rob mentioned in the newsletter and saying HAI LEMS LOL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)

I HOPE THEY ARE EXTRA TASTY.

I WISH I HAD GINGER COOKIES. EMAIL ME SOME.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)

why the long face!

also I have had a freind request on failbook

I am scared, it is unknown person

they might be a murderer or something

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)

Someone who has just inherited loads of money, and wants to give it away to the first person to accept their friend requests.

*checks facebook*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)

it's some australian I don't know

australians scare me

they eat surf boards and race kangaroos

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)

it's not me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

maybe it's the pope

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)

I HOPE I HOPE

I HOPE ITS THE POPE

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)

crazy pope in his pope mobile

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)

OK. OWN UP.

WHO DIDNT GIVE MAGIC DONKEY HIS SEXY MAGIC CARROTS?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

Slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.....

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)

uuulllaaaahhhh!!

goodbye, thunder child :(

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*cough*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)

DUN DUN DUUUH

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)

there is a techno remix album of the whole of the war of the worlds

it's terrible

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

there's a brilliant mashup of "the eve of the war"

with leftfield's "phat planet".

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

wow

i'm all over that.

*soulseeks*

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)

i didn't make this, it's by a fellow named alex c

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/52934a36a99773d02a690f7d8db92a54_05phatwarplanet.mp3
you can find the rest of his wotw mashups at gybo

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)

cheers

looking forward to this

Edit: that was ace, I've never heard a mash up that didn't just ruin both of the originals before

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

it works very well in the car!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

well that's getting a click

for being the best darn link all night :D

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

Too fucking right.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

i like this

even though it was painted only 5 years before War of the worlds was printed in 1898.

edit: oh it's not compo'd, you should compo it :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

interesting facts

and thank you for reminding me. I spent so long doing it that i forgot why i was doing it

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)

this is nice.

therefore, i like it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)

i wish the martians would just exterminate us already.

good job.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)

martian lover!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

more of an earthling hater, but ok.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

i don't hate all earthlings

just the ones who refuse to have sex with me.
and the really smelly, ugly ones, of course.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

i want to see that venn diagram.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

i hid it in my secret pocket

do you want to fish it out?
*wiggles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

you have fish in your pockets?

again?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)

it's the best place to keep fish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

this compo

is producing too many "i like this" images. I declare this a good thing :)

*clicks*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

farewell thunderchild

moar war of the worlds ftw!!

(Josef Smilin' a seagull crashed into the window as i was pooing!, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

I'm so tired.....

Idea by me, actual bit requiring any image editing skill at all done by a mate.

(BeardyWierdy, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

re:boot?

or am i mistaken?

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

I think it's a Twi'lek (sp?)

from Star Wars.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)

local hydro building, unshopped:

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)

gorgeous

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

a friend of mine took it - i swiped it from his blog.

i've never bothered shooting it as i have a crap digital camera and can't be bothered dusting off my slr.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)

Gattai!

It is just waiting for the yellow and green ones to come on and form arms.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)

other commenters mentioned transformers and riddick.

i thought of metropolis.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

That's well deco

Best of all the arts :D

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

urp. i actually dislike deco.

and disco.

dingoes are good, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

What about desk hoes?

Essential when weeding your desk garden.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

tesco value desk hoes or quality ones that re more expensive but a better investment in the long run?*

_{*provided they aren't stolen or vandalised by local no-account youth on a meth bender.}

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

thunder, Thunder! THUNDER!

THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

i don't see that one either, but i never saw the show.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)

Bit hard to work out what's going on here.

Sorry.

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owensanity, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

more retro sci-fi cave man yoinks :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

haha!

that dripping ice cream is a great touch.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

ROBOTHING

TRANSFORM!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

uttlerly

brilliant

I doff my (imaginary) hat to you and *click*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

hahaha

fantastic

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

BALLS!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

this shit is KooOOOlll...

...*shit: meaning totally fucking awesome!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

i like this. it looks infectious.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

I trully drool at your balls.

Very woo.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

27324 balls were used in the making of this image

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

Did any of the get hurt?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

Wow.

You have a lot of balls.
And splendid they are too.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

balls balls balls

footie footie footie

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

whoa, it animates

holy fuck that's cool

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

the pattern is just reflections of the other balls

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

i feel you may have given away a trade secret here

*steals*

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

They remind me of virus particles

Maybe flu...

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in vino veritas, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

this makes me want drugs.

prettiness :)

what are you using to make these?

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)

balls.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

balls

www.povray.org/

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

balls.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

I can see through time...

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

i am frightened

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

INFINITE CHLOROPHIL LEAF STRUCTURES

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

wow

just WOW

Have a *woo* and a *click* :)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

Yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)

shocken awesome

woot to yoot

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OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:00, archived)

...my sentiments exactly!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

How Rude!

*click*

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

*order case lot*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)

*drops a phat beat*

*gets confused and farts instead*

*follows through*

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)

i wish i had one of these.

no, that's a lie. i wish i had a few hundred of these.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

i'll send...

...you and mr.blackhat one...................expect several hundreds packages in the mail.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

i'd prefer you carry it here on your back.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

only if you...

...whip me with chains all the way!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

YOUR MOTHER.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)

...:D...

...practice makes perfect!...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)

Hmmm...

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

Titterings :)

Have a pea...

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

hahaha yay

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

º º

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

pffft

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

oh yeah?

i'll show you cake fear!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

Feary mutant cake!

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

we're all mutants here.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

just another freak in freak kingdom

I want cake now..

biscuits and yogurt will have to do.

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

coffee and anger for me.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

I am setting up for gingerbread cookies NOW.

Actually, having a coffee and making sure battery is good.
Pokies await their fate on the chopping board.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

ah good.

i have a great gingerbread cookie recipe somewhere, but i can't locate it. i tried to locate it for you - uses fresh ginger, not that dessicated dust they scrape from old chinese mummies.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

I get can authentic chinese mummies, whole, here.

Scraped freshed. Spice stores here are like Spadina on acid.

edit: BRB gotta play with my pokémon, LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

yeah, i miss your chinatown. it's great.

fantan alley used to have a good used record shop in it, but it's probably long gone.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

*gulp*

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

you can relax some, we ate it.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

Good work.

Best thing for it. The gulp was partly imagining gulping it down. Hope it was tasty.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

thanks, it was pretty good.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

You should have expected this one...

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)

this is very nice :D

woo :)

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arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

nobody ... expected this

nicely done :)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

Bad luck on missing the 1000 :(

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

well on my way

to 2000 now. Just got to make sure I don't miss that one :o

2000 eh! what an amateur :D

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

I'm not a big chatter either...

I'm still at 978 (now 979) after 2.5 years
Did you have a good pic prepped?
Gizzit!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)

Pah!

That's the very definition of loquacious (compared to me).

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:01, archived)

<checks profile>

Jeez - I feel like a babbling coke-head by comparison.
I'd ask why you post so infrequently but I think that last one pushed you over your annual quota.
Top Lurking!
:D

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

It's OK, I can reply-

just don't tell anyone.

I don't post much because... I don't often feel like it.

I do often wonder how people post so much.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

it's post here or run outside and scream at my neighbours.

_{actually, it's both.}

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

At the same time?

Does that get confusing?

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

not for me.

i do forget to put pants on most of the time, but i'm not sure if confusion causes that.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

*cries*

completely missed the milestone in every way :(

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

i wish more catholic bishops would start rapping.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

you've tarnished their image...

...it's not healthy mixing star wars and religion.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

ooh nice

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

Hahahaha

Top shoppage

*click*

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

woo for TISM

(red period)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)

From Swan cock productions, i present, Rape Fear The musical

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

Featuring all your favourite vaudeville songs like:

Buttsex in the Afternoon
Gropes Behind the Bleachers
and
Stalker, Stalker I damn near killed 'er!

(

Ratsta, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

groping behind the bleachers

behind the bleachers that's where you'll be
where you'll be getting touched by me.

your groaning will just harden
just harden up my groin like a tree
while you'll be getting groped by me

Knee deep for hours I'll stay,
you'll need to shower for days,
if you kiss me where I've hardened in the moonlight,
I will leave you be
while your getting groped by me

*to the tune of tip toe through the tulips if you wanna sing along at home*

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arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

What?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

What you need is teh goth tat

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

Teh Gothse!

heheheh

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

now

do it in an Olympic styleeeeee

*woo*

Chocolate Starfishgate :D

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

goatsee

the mint with a hole.

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arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)

You forgot

Diggin' For Mudbunnies
Sir May I Push Up Your Stool
and the ever popular
Bend Over I'm Driving

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)

i bet he's scraping his cock on that stucco wall.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

some deco for you

cfb if you wish

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

wow

vey crisp, very clean, very nice :)

EDIT : If you've done that from scratch then I'm *click*ing. Make no mistake, that is very VERY well done :)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

Lovely late-afternoon (or pre-storm?) colours.

Nice perspective and really soothing to look at. I reckon there's some classical proportions hiding in there ;)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)

thank you very much!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

I do like a bit of art deco

and I do like those colours ...and the composition ...and everything.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

Oooh. Nice.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)

sexy

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)

very nicely

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)

this is pretty

although i keep expecting the hands on the clock to move.

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arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

what do you mean?

they are moving.
OR ARE THEY

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

That is very lovely

(

in vino veritas, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)

oooooooooooh.

delicious

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

wowsers

(penny)

this is cocking aces

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

ooooooooooooooooooh

is it made of chocolate too?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

Chocolate,

hen-night vomit and seagull poo. Yes.

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in vino veritas, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

That's the tastiest-looking

hen-night vomit and seagull poo I've ever seen.

And that's a sentence I never expected to type.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

I miss your lovely soft vectors.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

i'm not a deco fan, but good work.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

I love this, hard.

But then I do have an obscene love of art deco stuff.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

me too

cheers :D

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

All together now...

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

DIVE!

Meanwhile, the rowing competitors are getting prepared

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)

FREEEEEBAAAASE!!!!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

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arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)

:D:D:D:D

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arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

^this^

meanwhile...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)

Classic

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

he's a good boy...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

300 laps?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

They are related.

It must be true.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

Neo was the 6th, right. So going back a few decades...

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

brill

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

moob becomes sexeh?! :O!

also...

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arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)

"Brasts" or "BREATS" as they're sometimes known.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

That's

bizarrely unsettling - good work.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

was dun bindun a while back, sorry.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

Still made me laugh

So have a *click*

(Scary Dave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)

BREEEP BREEEEEEP BEEEB BREEEBPTH!

YEAH BUT WHOS EYES ARE THEY, MR. SMARTY FART PANTS?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

Christ!

That's frightening and most woo

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)

That is fantastic.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)

now thats someone I could vote for.

>:o_o:<

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arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)

How does he smell?

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Ratsta, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)

OF MOTHBALLS :(

IT IS REALLY QUITE DISTRESSING :( SEND HELP.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

*sends moths*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)

ARGH NOE WTF

THERES ALL MOTHS EVERYWHERE NOW :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

through 'is arsehole.

it's an etonian trick

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arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

Aaargh!

Hit it with sticks.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

hahahaha

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

hahaha, he should grow his hair long and part it in the centre.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

the force flibbaflob with you is

quicky whatever hi nutters!

(smalldickedandproud, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)

weed dobble flobble, hmmmm?

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arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)

EXCELLENT!!!!

*Click*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)

tee hee

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

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