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#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ehhwot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Several things:
i) hell yeah
ii) this is brillig. It makes me mimsy like a borogrove.
iii)Man Bites Dog is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *outgrabes*
hello you

also: Tom O'Bedlam pic WIN
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# 'Wo kiddles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i shall address each point individually
i) " Atheists, you next please, i bet you're feeling jolly silly now aren't you?"
ii) you should get that seen to
iii) thank christ someone else has seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Catholics, over here, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Seen it, own it, make friends watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# OK - Gryff Rees Jones (Griff Rhys Jones?) -- definitely...
although the line ends, "...Jews were right, after all."

PROBLEMS:!

Is this Not the Nine O Clock News or Alas Smith & Jones?
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# its rowan atkinson from his live show
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Aha! That explains it.
I'm a moron.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# iii) I havent watched it for years
I remember bits of it, like their drunken 'Cinema' song... and all the nasty bits (like the bit with the couple) and most of the funny bits (like killing the old lady)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Man Bite Dog? that was a bizarre and disturbing flick!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# My vorple blade is going snicker-snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# :D for some reason I picture you whispering this whilst wiggling your eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# It's the only satisfactory way to deliver such a line.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Vorpal Blade - are you referencing Carroll, or Dungeon Master?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Dear GODS boy!
TO CARROLL OF COURSE!

*throws chalk with extreme prejudice*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahahahah!
was secretly hoping for a Dungeon Master (or Choas Strikes Back) reference
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# woohoo
I like the warm RIS feeling I sometimes get from your lovely cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# haha thanks, i hope its a "i don't know if he knows what it means either" RIS and not one of those horrible "Qué?" RISings
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# yeh, the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
on a related note, I can't wait for this project to compile all the missing/separated scriptures/texts to go live soon... It's gonna cause some interesting arguments (and probably fundimentalist actions)

edit: this news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7651105.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# RIS?
Is someone trying to religiously cross the streams?

It could be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# but it dispenses with Giant Marshmallow Popes, so crossing the religious streams is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# The Missing Texts vol. 1
Jesus with a Vengeance
Jesus vs. Green Goblin
Return of the Jesus
The Holy Ghost Strikes Back
Beverley Hills Jesus III
National Lampoon's Gospel
Resident Jesus: Apocalypse

are just some of the titles now available with TIMELIFE. CALL NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Resident Jesus
thats a movie i would pay to be made
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# well... they all sound better than that other piece of crap -
the one where the romans build a giant robotic spider, and Jesus - played by Will Smith had to stop them... what was it called?

Oh yeah, I think it was "Wild Wild Middle East".....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# yays
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I pronounce you Sir Morph
(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# QUEENIE BEANY NIPPLE TWEAKY
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# look at her while she bemedals you!!
good lord, whats the country coming to?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# post ning greetings! :D


an old man sat under a tree,
darkness fell and surrounded he,
out of the dark a fellow did stroll,
with teeth of yellow and hair of gold,
shaking hands the two friends met,
away they walked death and discontent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# woo! very nice
*hands toothpaste*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ooh minty fresh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# :D
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# we haven't seen one of these in a while
or was it just me? :)

woo anyhow!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# no i've been really busy
but had some free time yesterday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# eeeeep. anyone we know?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# nah its based on a 3d
model :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# sweet sufferin fuck!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# heheh
yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Bloody hell
that's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# far too kind
saw some good bash pics of you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *wrinkles nose*
Nah you didn't. I don't photograph well :-)

How have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
ive been busy :( how about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Hungover :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# d'oh
i dont drink - si i dont suffer these :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I don't either
except I did, a bit. Silly bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# well i do from time to time
but i cant handle my beer :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Exactly that
but wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I like how your legs seem to be completely independent of your body.
It gets me a bit hard, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Bendiest chubpot ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# blahiest blah blah blahblah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Well put sir.
Fae, you're lovely, just go with popular opinion, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# *reddens*
B3ta men are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *donkey-punches*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# It's a brave man that attempts that
I'm notoriously difficult to knock out.

Edit: hang on, brain chap. You probably know some sort of vulcan brain grip thing. Arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# haha
yes, that's the first book one reads as a psychologist.

Freudo-Vulcan Death Grips: 10 ways to disable and/or kill people.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# See, you don't like me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# u love it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# have
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# holy buggering pilchards! that is fecking scary and awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
i agree with your sig - i wanted to go to :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# top quality work as always, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# woo
thank you sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *buggers corpse*
laters all.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# sloppy seconds
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Tits oot...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Huuuuuuuuh
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# still would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# genius
Absolute
(ryandeean, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I've had her. She was crap.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8811282
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Everton are so shit right now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
#
right now
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# 80s comas are the best, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The Incredible Morph
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I can't decide whether that's more scary or less scary
I will think about it as I hide under this desk :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# well helloooo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Not THAT desk!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Well...he looks happy now
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# i believe he's taking a dump in this photo
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ....


News
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# lord halmet!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# pfft
whizzbit got a new job I see
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Reminds me of what's-his-name from ABC warriors
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Nemesis.
My thoughts exactly :)

EDIT Nemesis Torquemada
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Torquemada,
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hillarious!!!! F.P. this NOW!!!!
*Click*


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahaahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hahahahhahaa
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# LOLZ
.
(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] who's the daddy?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# not you, you great big conspiracist
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# who's the curly haird one in teh middle?
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Sir Bob of Ross
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *click*
Awesome. What's the tommygun clip from?
*edit2- S'all cool now.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Heh!
I love the Vision On thingy.



(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I like this, but it's rather sad, too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# the saucy minx
Free Image Hosting
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# why hello there! a/s/l?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Sweet.
Polar bears must be the cutest animals capable of ripping your arms, legs and head off ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# sometimes they are cute.. but sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I found this strangely hypnotising
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR POLAR


edit: I ashally just noticed they're different but EXTRMELY similar. how odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# that's just racist
hummuslessly racist. Leave polar bears alone.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# LACIST?! sorry....i meant racist?!?!
he's merely a bi-polar bear.

EDIT: now this is just hummusless racism
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone remember Morph's smug friend Chaz?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# o hai smug chaz
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Does indeed look smug...
welcome, pull up a kitten etc...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Crikey!
Cheers chaps :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# No biggie :)
'tis always nice when a new person actually bothers to read and observe the not-too-onerous guidelines under which this forum operates.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I disagree
flaming is fun.
MrOli, you've given me nothing to work with.
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# pfft!
chad was a right git.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# noon Riff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# noon Freebs!
working for a living's boring, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha!
I love Chas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# chas was the white guy
keeping that darkie morph down
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# welcome
pull up a pew. never leaf. kill a photo. make love to a kitten. form babby. gonna to get caught etc...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# well said
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hahahha, for a first post this is most acceptable! :D
welcome to b3ta, shop a chair, eat a kitten, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Michael Howard approves of this post :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# i remember that wagon
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I just spat soup.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# eat it again.. !
you spoiled bustard
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHHHH
proper lolled me that did, have a big fat click
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I wish they would have been so nice to me when I joined b3ta
You have no idea how good you have it, MrOil.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I know!
I can't believe I got a Howard on my first go!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *rage* *seeth*
*posts "amusing" image about new people*
*insults*

welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] But then again
(Phukit, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Oh.
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# spamspamspamspamspam
wonderful spam!
flid sculpture? i've never really liked that
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# seam police!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# damn right.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# looks like someone's taken a bite out of his head....
best post in the same thread, or wait a bit to post the second, or you will probably get suprise-bum-sexed....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hello chum, perhaps slow down a bit, every new post pushes an old one into history,
and you can post multiple pics in the thread you started.

nasty people will wish to flame you. i quite like this pic because it contains tits. Although someone will probably whinge about that too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Specifically
Spakker tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# they are tits, that will do.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Mmmm ... specialist websites ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Thank fuck you're not flaming him then :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# im not flaming, im trying to be pleasant.
is it coming across bad? im pretty pissed off at the moment...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# oh you
*ruffles hair and tickles beardy chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *licks gently*
I saw a photo of you at the bash on flickr.

Your appearance suits you. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# haha which one, this?
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/2914057735/in/pool-b3tabashes

I hope it wasn't the one of me on my knees servicing Dave Draws, I asked Flickr to remove it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# that's the one. i don't quite know why it seems so funny
the one of you and dave is now in my special folder.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# amputee tits
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Amputeets.
/Mexican
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# not amputee
she was born like that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# "i quite like this pic because it contains tits"
You're gonna love this one then :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i see big moobs and a small dick whenever i look at myself naked.
although, still highly fwapable
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# microwave did it earlier and nobody minded
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hum, well i know people do it, i was trying to (politely) warn so as to avoid another nasty thread
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# 'armless norks!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Trafalgar
(Phukit, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Battle of the Seams
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# extremely
quick and dirty
(Phukit, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Yes - you've got that right, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# You could make a ham sandwich in those seams...
/Paul Merton blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# a simple equation....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# what
yeah

OH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I just saw the first two frames and gasped.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
That's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# eeop dixy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Hullo Chsp
edit: er, I meant chap and I hadn't actually finished typing. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# still a bit poorly.
but t'was great to meet you in person!
the wife had a big mark on her boob from that rub on tattoo and was worried it would still be there when she started her new job yesterday!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# oops - i did notice that the longer they were on, the more difficult they were to remove
Was bloody grand to meet you on saturday - you are lovely and your wife is utterly bonkers (and lovely)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# arf!
thanks matey!
i'll pass that along
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# they were awesome
i managed to lose mine somehow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I was very disappointed - I got to plant my cock on various lovely lady boobies and the top of TUTT's beautiful thigh
But not one man bit. *folds arms and hurrumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# we're such prudes aren't we....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I got one on Dave's sexeh hip
Dave Draws that is

Not davew27's
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Mine is alive and well and stuck to my ganja tin.
If you would like I can send it to Tom so you can say that a chap's got one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Absolutely not - that's your Dixon cock for keeps
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# next time you should get the ones that stay on for days :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
#
days EVER :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *feels ever so lucky*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# you didn't even ask...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ah
*notices flaw in plan*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :D
Perfect. Sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Fucking YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Nice font!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# tis innit? its black chancery if you'd like it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *FUCKING HUGE LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# i can't really remember how this came up any more
i was just reminded by Wow's sig
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# nicely nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# that's HM QE2 to you
HRH is a demotion.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# is that so?
is HRH just members of the family then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# yup, the lesser royals
they get to be HM when they get the top job.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# haha!!
give him a taste of the whip captain!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# i think other things
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# And this is why you're not allowed within 200 metres of a stable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# no.. they've changed it to 500 meters..
because of my 250 meter cock
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# That's not your cock it's your tape worm
I mean the dangly thing at the FRONT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# doesn't she have some weirdarse name for horses?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Poppos.
Shut up, it's not weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# WEIRDO!
*points*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# he who's kilt is in the wash should not be pointing and crying weirdo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# that's it, I was trying to remember.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Poppos?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Mathematically correct.
So, 18 points for you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# it only holds in R_2
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# please elucidate
with some bonus clarity for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Shirley



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ah yes - I see your point
I failed to "Carrie" the four....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# See, I count her as a really good looking person
so the joke's on you as I'm not offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# she could do with not being anorexic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# THIS!
Who wants to bang a skellington!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# She just looks naturally slight to me
although I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Your gran should feed her up!
FACT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# there's a difference between slight and underwieght.
she was better a few years ago when sex in the city first started.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Well aware, Commodore Patronising
Her physiology has changed since she had children, yes, but some women do get thinner after childbirth (my aunt, for instance, she was my size before and quite slim now). We'll just have to agree to disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# oh noes, i sound patronising.
unintentionally. :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :) cheers, and the same to you!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# but there MUST be horse in her ancestry!
There must be! I saw an interview where someone asked her age and she clopped her hoof 24 times!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# you mean
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
YES!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# obligatory
CFH
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# A post because I haven't posted in a while.


This is a work in progress Triumph Tiger.

If you could drive any vehicle of your choice - what would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# a big fuck-off tank
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I went to Tanks a Lot in Northants for my 30th
Drove an APC - that was cool!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Automated Pancreas Consolidator?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Alien Penis Compressor?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# please shop this.
please.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Alan's Protractor College.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I've driven an APC when in the cadets
When the instructor took the controls back he messed it up and put it into a big old tree. The tree was utterly deaded. We broke a headlight.

It was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Where?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# \o/
www.b3tards.com/u/381207ddc57d17bddefe/hippy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# an X-wing!
EDIT: woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# NICE EDIT. YOU NEARLY MADE ME FALL OUT OF LOVE WITH YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# oh come on!
you know i love all your stuff, i shouldn't have to say it every time.

=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Oh, you cheeky ginger work tiger, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# growl
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# you're good
A state of the Art HGV Big rig
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# A long and wide one
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# An Elfin Rhinoceros
edit: with a hybrid engine, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I think it's finished, I like it the way it is.
And a motorised lime would be cool to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Pfffft
you dirty bastard! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# A 1955 Lincoln Futura concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *Baker Street Hugs*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hello love! *massive hugs*
I've done very little other than sleep and band practice since the aforementioned station!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# :D
I had a lovely snoozy day yesterday, I should have taken some more leave.

*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I am in at least 76.8 different types of agreement re: leave.
I watched Dark Water yesterday, wrapped in blankie on the sofa. Things I have learnt include that Jennifer Connelly really has just turned into a really stunning woman, and Pete Postlethwaite does a good 'nonspecific Eastern European' when he wants to. *big cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *jumps thread*
Hullo lovelies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Hello, poppet :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I'm in the bath and just this second got an electric shock from my laptop O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Well fucking stop using it in the bath then....
How to worry your friends, part one. TELL THEM YOU'RE USING A COMPUTER IN THE BATH.

*frets*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *frots*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Be a good boy, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I'm not going to touch the laptop in the same place so all's well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Well, as long as you're sure.
Don't die, Dixypoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# alright :)
I had a lovely albeit TOOO SHORT time on Saturday.

We should sort things out better next time. More thyme 4 us
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Definitely, I was feeling guilty
that I didn't get time to chat to you more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Yeh I didn't get enough time to talk to my favourite people
Too many lovelies, too little time :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# There he is!
*hugs*

Yes, definitely more this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# < Points over there for explanation
Couldn't agree more.

*enjoys Latte and mulls various ideas*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Sorry, just nipped out for a fancy coffee
How are you lovely?

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# pete postlethwaite is great in everything, without exception
and jennifer connelly is just amazing, with her huge eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I like huge eyebrows
I don't like this chavvy overplucked thing. Proper eyebrows ftw, especially on dusky lasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *merges with your brains*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *man shaped head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# that's a batmobile?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# The closest you'll get to one, yeah.
There's differences, but nothing huge, essentially it's the same car.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# a girl who likes cars?
marry me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# That'd be bigamy, Monts, m'duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# it would be very big of you
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Too predictable.
D-, must try harder. See me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ok
assume the position
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *lifts right leg up to 90 degree angle and waggles eyebrows in a westerly direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# erm no.
I watched "Secretary" the other night.
*studies Law quickly*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I didn't, as I have so many times.
I did something else, but I can't remember what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# The drop ship from Aliens
"We're on an express elevator to Hell..."
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# This is bloody ace.
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# fuck this let's kill
/cavalera conspiracy blog
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Sepultura > Anything else Max has done (inc. Nail Bomb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# i was at their show at Graspop 3 months ago
the're great
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hell yes.
I had the misfortune of seeing Soulfly about two years ago- it was heartbreaking. Max was just going through the motions.

fucking MAX. No fire. I could have cried.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Poor littul weowwowowowwows.
*pats on the head*
*gives choccy biccy*
Wwowowowwowow go for a nap now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
*keeps the biscuit though*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *holds out arms*
I slept funny and my back hurts again. I think it's inhibiting thought juice going into my brain from the idea gland.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Quick, reroute via the inspiration ducts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# a steam locomotive! no wait, already done that...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# UH OH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# CHOOFF CHOOFF CHOOFF WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO CHOOFF CHOOFF CHOOFF
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Nurse, the screens!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# how about Nurse take your clothes off, it's not much all things considered.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# elephant+rollerskates
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Frog+Dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# TEAMIN' UP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Aston Martin DB4GT
Loving the post :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# (:D
Lovin' your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Think once, think twice, think bike.
Er, a cruise missile
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Nice.
I would like to drive someone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hum
"I want to live in Amereeeeka" from West Side Story, everytime you are in earshot of the same person, for 3 weeks....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Woah this was my 1001 post!
oops! didn't notice 1000
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# quick!
get naked and take a picture then show us all!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# How much nudity is 1000?
I can never remember
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# full, waving in the breeze nudity
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Not so much nudity, but a little taste
1003 post!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# nice vpl
:D congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# quick, get yer cock out, no one will notice...
err that's not what I meant.......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha!!
'long faces'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# lozl
(StreetSpirit, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *cries with joy*
(sludgebucket, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i think i went to school with them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# neigh fever...neigh fever
and their classic Braying Alive
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Erm
I really like this joke.

But the apostrophe is upsetting me.

Should I be shot?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
it's funnier because one of them is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Nay
Quit horsing around
(Cloudane, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# How2doanything - Answers to all of lifes problems and more
Learn the answers to life, the Universe and everything @
www.freewebs.com/robshow2

So you want to learn how to sing, tap dance, train for a marathon, metamorphise into a penguin then visit my site to learn the answers to life the UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING. No moneyback guarantee!!!!

I hope for my site to become a popular fun knowledge not for profit website where we can all become enlightened of our mental baggage.

www.freewebs.com/robshow2

Cheers,

Rob

MODEIT: Spam - account removed.
(how2doanything, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I'd like to learn how to read a faq please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# here"
www.freewebs.com/robshow2/how_to_read_a_faq


that site's amazing
it's even got a how to submit an image section!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Severe lack of horses, Freeblybeebly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I'm not that fast
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# That's what they're there for
sit on horsie, go clippy cloppy speedy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahahah
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Got to hold onto the face ropes, though
no holdy face ropes, go fally leapy deathpossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Instead of the sign language guys
I'd like to vote for me in the corner of the telly, as an optional soundtrack for documentaries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# In the corner? No way. You deserve to be in the centre of the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *sexs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
You well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# pft.
"hurrah - I'm receiving a sexing!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# no you're not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Captain cannot live on man alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# not too bad i guess, curled up in bed with a case of the lazies though
you good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Oh you fiend
I am at work. It is......pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# that so? :(
i'll bet you have coffee though... my bed has no coffee making facilities and the tea and toast fairy is at her lectures.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I have coffee
but I had to make it. If you come here and entertain me (not hard) I shall make you a coffee. Bring the duvet, it's cold.

Edit: Have I demonised you yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# but by the time i get there it'll be time for you to go home where you have your own duvet
much better you come here. you don't have to work here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I'll still have to make you coffee though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Good heavens, is it Tuesday already?
*SIGHS*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha, "I hope for my site to become a popular"
i fell off my roflhorse at that point and could not read on.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# she looks like she isn't getting any cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# or's just opened a goatsie link.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# rob?
was your other account blocked?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# 1, shut up
2, freewebs gives you no credibility whatsoever
3, go away and shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# stop trying to keep the small businessman down!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I'd like to learn how not to get flamed please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
#
www.freewebs.com/robshow2/how_to_get_flamed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# How NOT to get flamed
Morning freebs, have a toblerone
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
#
www.freewebs.com/robshow2/appreciating_toblerone
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *melts*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# you can start by providing us all with cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I can do that!
*bakes furiously*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# no!!
bake with love, not fury!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Hi Rob
I've just bought new shoes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# From Wendy? I miss Wendy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
#
www.freewebs.com/robshow2/so_youve_bought_new_shoes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# did it have a burn on it's neck?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# A bum on its neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# there's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# This
With inflatable kumquats.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# spam much?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I'd love to know how to metamorphise into a penguin.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# 1, cat
2, pizza
3, book on metamorphosis

Ttssattsr's shopping list.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# bite my fat bullbous bellend you cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, bullbous bellend.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# BULBOUS COCK ON COCK ACTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# OH. OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# the shame the shame
(sludgebucket, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# thanks
I will endeavour to give that the attention it deserves...

I've saved it for later
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# STICK IT UP YER ARSE YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# im not sure why Rob didnt just put this on the front page
i hope now he has a neew websitre he wont lose interest in b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Sometime IIIIIIII ...
Fantasiiiiiiiiize ...

About this happening:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# You farkin Peanut!
I'll roast this here from the wee small hours of last night.
(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# A gift for understatement
Not shopped, I took this photograph yesterday afternoon, in the quiet town of Tzaneen, Limpopo Province, South Africa.



They're not kidding, are they? One shudders to think of the scenario that led them to this realisation.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# rest in peas
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# dairy departed
(I helped save b3ta! TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# In loving mammary
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I'm loving mammary
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# mammaries are made of these.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# titmeat
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# ladypillows
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# poonts
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# these are the things that breem are made off
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# that's nice dear

p.s. I like your 9000 penises song :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# oh ta!
and I have loved you from afar for years.

your WORK.


dammit
(I helped save b3ta! TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# RUST IN PISS
/south african accent blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
#


Well I suppose techinally if you can have a wainwright or a cartwright I suppose you can have a signwright.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Stylophone Man!
Bzzzzt.... bzzzzzzzzt bzzzt bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# there's a sign in sheffield which has the best use of the "groc'ers apostrophe"
it reads "SARN'IS - BEST SANDWICH IN SHEFFIELD"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# cunt's
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# bastard's lot of them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Wotcher
that's a marvel(lous) use of punctuation there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# 'ningles Ms. Teh WoW
How're thangs in Groovetown?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Still a mite hungover
but happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Well sod the hangover
you can't hope for more than happy:D

*hands sunflower*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Eeee ta
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# The world is a better place for sunflowers:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I remember when I lived in Leicester (I got better)
There was a porn shop, next to that was Kiku's 'massage' parlour and next to that was the pregnancy and abortion advice clinic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# grocers apostrophe
:D

hahaha

I shall remember this phrase
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# ;)
Carrot's
(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# haha!
they should be working in my hospital, writing up the drug orders.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Doctor B! Bictor D!
Help me Doctor B, I've gone all brainwrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# let me just write an order for some valium
*gets pen out*
A-R-S-E-N-I-C
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Okidoki, ta for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# always happy to help cap!!
eh?
argh!!!
not the brig!!
no!
don't send for trelly!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Arse Nicking?
We'll have none of that round here - on your way, please.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *slinks away*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# The Justice League of Armenia
anyone got anymore rushki/east european types i can add to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# pisda
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# sam pizda...
4e ho4esh?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# The Glorious Worker
The Olympic Women's Shotputter (with moustache)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# i likes! *makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# And of course the sexy KGB honeytrap agent
the ex-ballerina / pornstar seems to be quite popular these days.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# couldn't you fit borat in there?
the green thong suit would complement the baboushaks shawl....

maybe?
(sludgebucket, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
#
there's always this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# i really need to see that.
but i'm downloading sliders at the moment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# It rocks in popsocks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Your mum
without the mustache
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# psychopathic blood feud farm worker
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure if bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I did it 5 minutes ago
and posted it to Africa


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Bloody Africa!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# yep, me also
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# even i've done this!
in paint.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Bloody paint!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Yeah.


Click for bigger (229KB)
(StreetSpirit, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# OMG CHEESE EPIC!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# SQUEEZY CHEESY PEAS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Available in original and new strawberry flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I am so glad it's not just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# needs more
SPORKS
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I'm sooo glad I clicked for bigger,
well done Dr Dys.....

HANG ON!
(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahah, i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# MORE OF THIS KIND OF THING
I look forward to the sequel
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# He knows you're watching him...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Micto's had 'em all
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# how does it smell?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# save some for the rest of us!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *some saved*
tracking number: PPD08AA76248736
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# *makes note number*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# this is an actual TNT tracking number
of some digital microscopes i'm expecting :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# arf!
i'm sure there's some devilment to be had here....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Not now, there isn't.
I work for TNT and have already redirected said package to Dublin...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# good.. my boss will be mad!
i like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# creepy, very creepy!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# babies with ropes :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hahah!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# climbing
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# with his nose.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# i can swear this was diffrent
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# with his nose.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Are you sure?
He patently sees with his fingers, so who's to know whether he smells with his toes or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# might be
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# with his nose
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# with his hose
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *sonhugs*
'ningles mum
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# 'ningles son
How you feeling?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# like teh poop!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# i read it as
like teh pope
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# yay!
*does what ever i want*
can't touch me!!
popetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# you like poop?
one of my mates doesn't know what scat porn is. Should I educate him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# what kind of a friend would you be if you didn't!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *sobs*
i'm scared!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# never fear little boy. have a lollipop.
*offers ivesb a lollipop*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *licks*
why does it taste of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# its a brand new flavour of lollipop. Keep licking and there will be a burst of salty soapy sirrup!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# i don't actually like to lick lollies.
*crunches*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ;)
(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# >:7]
(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# double-fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# double fuck is my favorite
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# triple-fuck!
(one in the nose hole as well)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
#
*Danniella Westbrooks*
(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ha ha
Hmmmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# my word...
that gives me the fear
(sludgebucket, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

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