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[challenge entry] Labour: Dreaming the dream of times gone by...
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# needs more snoop
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# ^ Would
(with flaming hammers)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Whoah!
Hi there, sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# GoBro
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# haha nice one
A-Vag
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# So you posted a picture of Susan Bolye
with the Labour logo at the botto.....wait a minute? That's scary...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# shit!
that's scarily good
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Steve Coogan's put on a few pounds...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# needs more bag
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# That's fucking evil!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Strangely sexy
(Moominator missing the good stuff cos' the swear filter is on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] *gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# he looks like that "leave britney alone" guy here
good work
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# That's...
...a big *click* then!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Gordon Brown looks like he's in the Bay City Rollers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Enormous threadjack: Anyone fancy seeing a homeopathy talk tomorrow in Oxford, UK?
"Dr Steven Cartwright is a molecular biologist who came to homeopathy in 1984,
and since then has been fascinated by the scientific background of the concept.
In 1988 after training, he set up business as a homeopath in Oxford, and his aim
has been to try and contribute to an understanding of how homeopathy might work.
Since 2009 he has been carrying out experiments funded by private donations and
a homeopathic pharmacy.

His talk will focus on some of the misunderstandings surrounding homeopathy,
particularly in relation to the issue of dilution beyond any molecular content
and the interpretation of the clinical evidence. He will discuss recent research
which indicates that homeopathic medicines impart a subtle level of order onto
solutions which may eventually provide an explanation of how homeopathy might
work.

For more about Steven and his work see his Oxford Homeopathy webpage and
particularly the research outline, both linked from his Ox Cafe Sci information
page at www.cafesci.org/oxford/cartwright-0410.html

Doors open 6:30pm, talk starts 7pm."

Cheers, my inbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Hockti flockti WHAT the fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# content, or my use of a reply to you to mention it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Only if I'm allowed to burn him for witchcraft afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# crikey
I may be wrong, but I'm always put off by series of vagaries

"indicates...may eventually...might"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# what's them?
I always assumed Vagaries are places to keep tame vaginas.But maybe I've stunted my growth
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# But it works, I tell you.
I was once cured of diarrhoea by drinking lots of water, which must have had the memory of all the people who've ever shat in it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Can he produce independently-verified test results?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Double blind, randomized trials, mind.
And also, can he explain how this 'ordering' effect on solutions can overcome the rearrangement of the hbonding clathrate networks in water (the most likely solution to preserve some sort of order) which are on the timescale of picoseconds.

Finally, can he explain exactly when he became an idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha! Uncyclopedia in actual good article shocker!:
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Homeopathy
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# They have one other good one
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# No, but I'm fascinated to know
what his PhD is actually in..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Biochemistry at Edinburgh. No idea what his topic was, but protein
He's published a paper with one of my lecturers (Andrew Coulson) in 1979, so probably related to this:

www.nature.com/nature/journal/v278/n5702/abs/278360a0.html

"A semi-synthetic penicillinase inactivator"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# So, he's gone from stopping things from working
to things that don't work in the first place.
To some, that could appear to be progress of a sort.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Yesterdays a dream, I face the morning, crying on a breeze
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjPqjrf_KzI

... its quite sad that as a 20 year old I know that.
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Or even the one I meant to post...
Your actual satire...
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# heh
is Bernie Clifton still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# No. He has a show on Radio Sheffield.
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Buzz 'n' Boz
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# well,
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Bustin' Out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# There was a page two to that letter. I've scanned in some snippets.


De-ris.
(__, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# IP is the new SK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEIR INTERNETS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Arf!
Quite believable additions...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Yearrrr
Islington Pirates be sailin' the 'lectronic ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Can you get this published in the
Fucking Twat (FT)?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# It'll most likely be published in the Thieving Fucking Shits Corporation (The SUN)
Perfect acronym there, I think you'll find
(__, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Bit highbrow for them
The readers will be going "So? What's so funny about that?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I've just noticed now
On the top of the original, is it stamped 32nd Feb?

Jesus..
(__, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Yes, I saw that
This round of Labour MPs hasn't exactly been great at maths.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# March is a very conservative month, so the labour party have a 59 day february which leads straight into April.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Aleksandr Orlov was right...
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# The political world is full of coincidences
and the people who order and arrange them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I thought Mr Sheen was the polish leader
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# He made his friend boot polish sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Speaking of "simples"...
I went on Compare The Market a while back, and they quoted me at around £1600 (first car, and I'm only 19). I went on yesterday and updated the results (didn't change any details) and the price has shot up to about £4000! Anyone got any idea why? I can't seem to find anything cheaper. :(

Sorry for the TJ btw...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Wear the low-cut top you wore the first time.
I think you'll find the price gets a bit friendlier.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# what car is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# 1.8 ford focus zetec.
Only group 6 though.

I also tried with a 1L Lupo and it was still about £3700.

And that's with my Mum on the policy which makes it quite a bit cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# wow
being old does have benefits!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Sure does. :p
Being youthful's not all it's cracked up to be...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# It's still a 1.8.
It's not about how much it costs, it's about how much damage an inexperienced driver can cause with it.
There's a reason they incentivise new drivers to go for smaller engines.

First time I went into a place to get insurance, I was sat to one side of the desk so I could see the screen as they typed in my 'date of birth'. I got to see it calculate the age, put it in a little box and make it flash bright yellow/red on the operator's screen.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# you killed someone in between
didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ready for a twos up boys?"


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I smell a spit roast
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Phwwwooorr...
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# maggie's thatch, grrrr
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# with added Werther's Originals and tiger balm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# and a hint of cervical mothballs
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# May that become your boardstatpage quote
or at least someone's sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I hate the stats page
It makes me realise how much shite I spout
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I only done 32
32 33 now, bollocks!

;(
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Happy? :)
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# if it's only mothballed, does that mean that could be recommissioned in the event of an emergency?
perhaps if argentina invaded the falklands again or something
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Some things
are a greater deterrent than a nuclear arsenal
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I smell sexehtimes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# wintergreen and dust
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# doublelingus?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# "I had to drink your slop at Eton Boris,
but now the tables have turned...."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# that's quite possibly the most disgusting thing I have read today
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10001188
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# O_O
I bet Mr Whippy doesn't do them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Wibble wibble

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# ^ That's MAD that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Chez Blairvara?
Chez Blairvara
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 'bout sums it up for me
Labservocrats
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# So when is the Sun going to acquire all these pics?
And does Rob get any money for them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# isn't mutatedmontey/cyriak already doing this gag for the Lib Dems?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Dunno
It's directed at politics in general, not just lib dem
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# And does the Labour logo discriminate against the House of York?
Some feuds last a long time, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# What pisses me off is the copyright notice they stick on all the pics they pinched from b3ta without asking.
I right-clicked on my own fucking picture and got "Copyright 2008 News Group Newspapers Ltd and/or its licensors. No use without permission. Contact [email protected]"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# They do that with just about every image on the site, including linked ones
Bit of a pain if I want to open a link in a new tab.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# ... or hold down the control key when you click ... :)
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# That takes effort!
I'm more used to right-click, open in new tab.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I understand ...
... you need one hand free while surfing the Sun
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] David 'Dorian' Cameron
(firkhamhall, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# He's melting..... melting.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excuse the TJ, but how do you find out who designed a particular movie poster? Specifically, who designed the Inglourious Basterds poster? And yes, I tried google.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# post your question on Yahoo Answers
you are bound to get a suitable response
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I'm level 2 with a 39% "best answer" ratio on Yahoo Answers
I can now vote. In particular, upvote the least appropriate answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hehe
there's some absolute nonsense on there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Have you tried Google?
5th result down...

www.impawards.com/2009/inglourious_basterds_ver14.html

www.impawards.com/designers/blt_and_associates.html
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I was just about to post those links :(
Don't forget www.impawards.com/designers/empire_design.html - they did some of the other designs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Cheers
I was just about to post that when my PC crashed. (?)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Don't Catch Spring Griever


Click for bigger (134 kb)
Godforsaken allergies have made this bitter ol' man a lil bit bitter-er.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I do like your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
#
thanks dude, much appreciated.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes M'Lady...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# :D
Oh so appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] VOTE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ah, the atomic glow of the imploding Labour party
let us all bask in its rays
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Interesting genetics - red ladies and blue men make purple children.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Plus 100m tall two headed ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# 102m actually
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Mind if I park a NWOT here?
Free Nelson Mandelason!

Source1 and Source2
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Nicely browned
Am I allowed to say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Too brown.
And I don't like the font :P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Nicely blended
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# in the summertime when the weather is high


ive been wearing shorts all day.

sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I wish I was wearing shorts.
But my hairy legs would scare people.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# You're taking the whole yiff thing too far cenaris! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# With my hairy legs?
I blame hormones more than anything
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Does anyone else moan?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Probably not
I wear trousers most of the time
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# YAY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I spent the weekend in a skirt
It was awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Fucking Jocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# nah, eating barbeque food
I'm fucking jocks next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Make sure to bring Irn Bru!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Should have got her to take it off first.
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# fuck shorts
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# fuck shorts are like normal shorts except that they have more holes for easy fuck access
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# ^those
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# ^the other
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# ^ Win
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# SHORTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I am not sure why....
but I just Image Googled "Fuckshorts" O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# In the Summer, Sir Lancelot and Sir Galahad will buy them
The Knights are getting shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# It will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Bloody hell, Tribs ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I clicked "I like this"
because I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I am wearing shorts
The summer has indeed come early!

EDIT: And sandals, I've just realized. Fuck me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# With socks, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Not starring Danny Dyer...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I liked Harry Brown
I got to see it for free too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# is it the sequel to Jackie Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# he should wave a gun around more often
he'd soon get some rispek in da house
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *fav non-shopped pic repost alert*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# guns with earings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Nah, name tags,
one is called Tiddles, the other Buster.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# hehe!
woo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# heheh
also: two megabytes per second? www.labour.org.uk/manifesto/broadband-britain
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# good spot!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Next generation broadband for 2012
2Mb/s is so last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Have we all seen this yet?
www.bitterwallet.com/what-does-the-ip-in-ip-address-stand-for-ask-stephen-timms/27968

Christ on a fucking bike
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Arf! Yep
Saw it last week :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# heheh, yep
they really have no clue

and they also have no clue that they have no clue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# its an unknown unknown
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# This is real, and it's called the Dunning-Kruger effect.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
#
the Pasanonic effect
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Bloody hell
It's like a real world Barbarossa's Law
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I would really enjoy Barbarossa's law being made into a wiki page.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# That is just great.
Clueless fucktards.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Pfft!
Empire really weren't keen, were they?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# They were a 'tad harsh' weren't they?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Haha! Quite...
At least you didn't go with Sight & Sound's more impenetrable style of prose - for example:


As for those old movie maestros, it’s the 50th anniversary of Fellini’s self-reflexive cause célèbre La dolce vita, the film that gave us the term ‘paparazzo’. Lee Marshall looks back at this “savagely wry Dance of the Dead, a debased version of Inferno in which Dante’s serious pilgrim is replaced by an ethically compromised chronicler who doesn’t so much observe and pity the damned as get into bed with them.” (Fellini himself worried that he was too entwined in his film’s subject, “like describing a fuck to someone while you’re doing it.”)



ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# is that their review of Dumb and Dumberer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Arf!
Edit: it was their review of "There's Something About Visconti"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Good Lord!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] peter mandlebar
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] *peas*


*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# ooh! wrongity-wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Doesn't he look dapper with his 'tasche?
Bless
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# that photo looks as thought it's has had the police id card cropped off the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# :D
It does indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# That puts the "Man" into "Mandleson"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# that could be an advertising slogan for KY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# peter mandelbrot
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# The closer you look into the Government
you keep finding him there...
(Meagrom, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# is that pasanonic?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Thats not shopped!
Thats just a normal photo taken last week!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordin & Gorky


Click for bigger (248 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Beware!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Wut?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# re sig. talking of gay racists
or graycists as they aren't known
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8615034.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# "Alien" FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Are you channeling Pachey?
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The Secretary of State for Health
Get's some bad news...
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# groan
also - make it loop - it will confuse people who didn't see it start otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I like the nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I thought so too
but as it doesn't loop, I'll never ever get to see her again. NEVER!

so I'm making do with the old lady at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Arrgh :(
It won't loop... It's set to loop forever!
Edit: Yay, random clicking sorted it.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# it is now
but the last frame is a little too short now!

just as I was getting there too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# lol
/eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] sexy tiem
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Um... phwoar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Shameless repost he he he
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Is that the new Caburys advert?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Arf!
A new kind of 'Attack Ad'?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Labour's chief whip
just out of shot
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
The family in the caravan next door have their pillows over their heads' to baffle the noise when she's making that face.
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# muffle
unless they're trying to confuse the noise. can sound be confused?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# baf·fle (bfl)
1. To frustrate or check (a person) as by confusing or perplexing; stymie.
2. To impede the force or movement of.
n.
1. A usually static device that regulates the flow of a fluid or light.
2. A partition that prevents interference between sound waves in a loudspeaker.
so sort of but not quite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# curse you, word of the day toilet paper
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# if anything he was trying to improve the sound quality :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# A common colloqi coloquil colloqi
we all say it round my way.
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# it appears that I'm the fool
for which I apologise
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# leave b3ta at once!
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# *looks sad*
*walks away*
*looks back*
*audience goes "aaaaaahhhhh"*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# *hums "Littlest Hobo" and "Incredible Hulk" theme tunes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# ive always thought that she looks like gary oldman playing dracula
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Here, I just made this, and it's not worth it's own thread, and it sums up what I'm feeling right now after seeing this so I'll post it here.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# carrot deep-throat
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Swallow it, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Well done on scoring the 10 million post.
I'm unsure as to exactly how this constitutes any kind of achievement - apart from being on b3ta at 3 in the morning, but well done anyhow :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Hahah thank you.
I like how I screwed Mu over, after he was posting spam posts from around post 9999800
I think that's the achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# didn't I see that face
falling at the first fence at Aintree on Saturday?

Hope they shot her
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Mandalf the Shite
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# "You shall pass! This bill!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Scary :o!

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# "Berrrrrrrrk! Where's my One Ring?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Lully
Plasticine?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Yep!
Made some better ones out of Fymo for Mk. 1 infant for Christmas, but they're already trashed...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Arf!
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I imagine this is how he gets to work...


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# That would make a slow enough moving target - excellent.
*fires up the Quattro*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
#
he turns into a bat and flies
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha
mandleson is getting a terrible time on b3ta today :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Easy target
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
that's not sympathy is it?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
#
mandleson is getting a terrible thoroughly deserved time on b3ta today everyday :)

he's a cunt of the highest order.
He's been dsgraced, and thriown out of the cabinet on three seperate occassions, and now he's not even an MP, and yet he's one of the most powerful men in 'the government'.

Yay democracY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ^ votes for this
Edit: See also - the inappropriately named Lord Adonis, a man dictating and guiding policy for Transport across the country.

As voted for by....no-one. Thanks for that, Tony.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Despite the democratic aspects of ^ this, you have to admire the staying power.
I for one welcome our new overlord, if you're reading this Peter
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)

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