Arghhh!There's something about Scary.
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:35,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Julian Assange"){kind=small}
Julian is angry ...
Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:58,
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I made it too suble, didn't I?
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page,
Fri 10 Dec 2010, 1:14,
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*sings*♪♫ I knew it was you! ♪♫
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:15,
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Quick & dirty
Because I stole the idea, wholesale, from Mallethands, so go click his, here: b3ta.com/board/10277906 rather than mine.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:50,
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Tommy Cat is enjoying this
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:48,
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^ needs more chilli sauceand probably coriander.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:16,
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^What she said^
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:33,
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Class work, there!*clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:35,
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I like thisFucking nice shoppage there.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:51,
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very nicely done!
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:56,
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Great shopping!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:01,
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ARGH!*SPANG!*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:17,
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HaHaHa"Is there anybody there..........click for yes"
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:23,
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Heheheheh.I'm stealing that. The expression on Jeeves's face is perfect.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:35,
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The last person to steal it beat my mum on Outrun
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doog Don't read this.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:03,
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Surely there's a law against this sort of thing!*click*
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:09,
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His floppy hair always reminds me of the arse wizard in this film
Strangely appropriate strap line for him too.
(and yes, I did it in paint because I lack both skill and software, and if you don't like it you can jolly well go and smell my pants)
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:11,
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Julian SandsWORST...ACTOR...EVER...
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:13,
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worserer than Nick Cage?
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:30,
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At least Cage emotes
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:44,
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All seams to be in order :o)
Also - www.getpaint.net/ - free dead easy to use and loads better than MS Paint.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:15,
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I have not dusted this of in a long time.
NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:26,
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thx for the link. I shall purge myself of all seams in future. Apart from the one on mah scrote, it's an original feature :)
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:33,
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King Julian!
NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:53,
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The Nose (Knows All)
I give you the world’s premier problem solver…The Nose.
Dear Nose,I seem to have an excess unwanted of gold just lying about my house and I just dont know what to do with it,
it's just another stress on top of trying to find a way of paying for presents this year.
There's just about enough to fit in an envelope. Can you help?
(it's just another stress on top of trying to find a way of paying for presents this year.
There's just about enough to fit in an envelope. Can you help?
Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:40,
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Dear Nose,All I wanted to do was give people information on past events which they may or may not have already known. How do I stop the lynching?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:44,
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Dear Nose,What is our company's holistic vision of customer-focused best practice within the arena of furthering the organisation's value-laden end benefit providers?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:48,
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Actually I might submit the above for the next AGM. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:58,
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But I thought the office had already decided to ban all wanking?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:59,
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Oh for fuck's sake ... Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:08,
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Dear Nose,When will the QotW change? And will it change for the better?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:02,
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No. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:07,
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Dear NoseI've just read a review of the Coen Bros' 'True Grit' which has wound me right up. See, the original is a fave movie of mine cos my dad *is* John Wayne to me and whilst I heart the Coen Bros' unique screenplays I don't consider the original to be a bad movie, per se. You can't tell me the excellent William Goldman's 'Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid' screenplay of the same year had any gritty realism at all when it just made my mum go gaga, while at 'True Grit' she had to take my sis out of the cinema when a dude got his fingers cut off. That's true 'gritty'. I feel certain Goldman would've been well-chuffed with himself if he'd written the iconic line, "Fill your hands, you sonofabitch!" And as for realism, that's the real John Wayne, the bloke who really kicked cancer's ass in real life twice, really up on that real horse at the end jumping that real 3-rail fence.
So, dear Nose, is it worth registering just to tell the reviewer to go fuck himself?
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:32,
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So, dear Nose, is it worth registering just to tell the reviewer to go fuck himself?
Oh no, the Theatre goers are after me.....where shall I hide?(
The only Dave is pushing things forward,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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getting a bit of a
on this one...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:27,
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let me add some emergency fluff for good measure...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:32,
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you are just brilliantHas dark hams finished?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:39,
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It's on extended study leavewhich is a euphemism for "I can't be arsed finishing it at the moment."
My trouble is I get bored of doing stuff, especially when the original strip was just meant to be a one-off. A one off, he says, 30 episodes later. Fucking hell, I must be nuts.
I will finish it some day. ;¬)
(My trouble is I get bored of doing stuff, especially when the original strip was just meant to be a one-off. A one off, he says, 30 episodes later. Fucking hell, I must be nuts.
I will finish it some day. ;¬)
Smallbrainfield,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:45,
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"What's that? You're writing a novel? Oh - neither am I." - Peter Cook Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:51,
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oh you're a writer?in other words, you're on the dole
/spaced
(/spaced
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:52,
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The copper on the left....should have 'laid a cable' before he started his shift. Maybe the lights and cameras got to him...........
(,
Fri 10 Dec 2010, 8:45,
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Hide behind B3ta.com/hostnobody will see you there
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:21,
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Julian takes one last swipe at the US before deportation
*cries*
/edit - better title? Probably not...
Ha-ha! You stole most of HappyToast's FP words.*tells*
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:25,
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I think that would be so cool if my mum was a monkey
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:38,
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Well, PedroHin, you're in for a big surprise becauseyour mum is actually backstage, with us, today, and she's got something to tell you!
Everyone give it up for...PedroHin's Mum! Woooo! *crowd goes wild*
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:45,
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Everyone give it up for...PedroHin's Mum! Woooo! *crowd goes wild*
Bollocks...I really should check for binduns......
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:48,
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Adrian Chiles is well pissed off. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:09,
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Well I wouldn't want to work with that damnBrinkley woman either.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:17,
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I wouldn't mind "working" with her ...If you know what I mean!!!!!!!
If you don't know what I mean, I mean "I'd like to have sex with her."
(If you don't know what I mean, I mean "I'd like to have sex with her."
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:54,
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lovely paintin'sdo you use reference?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:03,
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Not usually,but I did for the dog to get the colouring on the fur right.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:07,
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Hello Pierreerm... Nice Doggy... Stay!
No. No. Noooooooo........
aaaaaaaargh!!!!!
(No. No. Noooooooo........
aaaaaaaargh!!!!!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:04,
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0_0I fear Pierre's intentions are NOT honourable...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:14,
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Ye gods!*gets the right royal fear*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:17,
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Bwah ha ha ha!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:29,
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awesome seriesand another reason not to trust the french.
what's not to like?
(what's not to like?
Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:33,
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I'd got it into my mind that he was a French-Canadian pioneer,like a trapper or a prospector.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:38,
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I had no reason not to like the french canadiansbut now, I shall make many, many assumptions and bigoted views from this one, fictional character.
Hooray!
(Hooray!
Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:58,
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not as massive..as our Lord's love though ;)
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:42,
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Lemon juice on the reverse.... just to remind him who's boss.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:41,
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They're both as naughty as each other!
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:35,
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nohe's a guest of the competition ;P
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:41,
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Hahahahatell me that's real.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:41,
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Ah.I dint not realise that weren't not him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:49,
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You didn't realise is wasn't not him?*Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*
I think you just sprained my brain...
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:51,
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I think you just sprained my brain...
I sprain my brain most mornings trying to work out the toaster. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:02,
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Slippery table top. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:55,
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Ha! A likely story...And what, pray, were you doing on the tabletop? Hmm?
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:15,
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get a haircut, hippie!
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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:35,
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