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Quick and rapey!
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:05,
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*Shakes head until it turns all "swirly"*
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:12,
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It's got to root it outclick btw
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:58,
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A good beet is hard to keep down !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:59,
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A good heart is hard to finda ha
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:05,
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A la Frankenstein ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:08,
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I had to look that up and this is the closest I got :(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:23,
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fergalas in fergal sharkey, ex of the undertones
now of pissing everybody off with his incessant whining about copyright
(now of pissing everybody off with his incessant whining about copyright
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:08,
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He was toad he had six months left to live.....But they never got to the root of his problem.....!
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:15,
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He never gave up trying to beet like itself ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:19,
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even when beeten to a pulp ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:30,
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HahahaThat frog needs a good colonic irrigation. Poor thing.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:29,
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I'm glad that you brought that up ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:34,
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Inspiration beets me every time !BTW I'm still looking through your tattoo shop
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:52,
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I think I'll take my chances with Pierre again!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:44,
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Down with the fallen ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:47,
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I have fallen. I am not OK. I need more Dark Hams. pleeeese
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:49,
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I'm having a break from it.I will finish it, but other stuff keeps popping into my head.
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:16,
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priest teats!These are ace, sir
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:01,
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ThanksI think it's important to know if it will be okay when you have fallen.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:03,
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Soon, you will have illustrated every possible scenarioand release a life-changing, best selling book.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:08,
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I think if you encountered some of the scenariosthey would indeed be pretty life-changing. ;¬)
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:14,
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I fucking love this series
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:02,
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these are fuckin' awesomealso, finish dark hams. not many more episodes required (4 or 5 maybe), but a conclusion would seal your genius ;)
get to it now!
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 23:44,
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get to it now!
Tonight on teh One Show they asked for pictures of people wot look like their car....
I hope they like this :-)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:02,
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click for story
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:39,
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oh fuck send it !!!just to see that Welsh Tart's face......
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:42,
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^ You have got to send this in...It is sure to win and I wonder what Clarkson will say about it?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:10,
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I have dun :-)edit - ..........
waits...
(waits...
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:12,
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Ha Ha Ha...We should all do this...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:18,
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Do it!How about a "One Evening Image Challenge"
Send the One Show "People with their Cars"
[email protected]
Arse Rape the servers!!
edit first one to do "Teh Quo" gets a free Twisted Omentum 2011 Calendar
(Send the One Show "People with their Cars"
[email protected]
Arse Rape the servers!!
edit first one to do "Teh Quo" gets a free Twisted Omentum 2011 Calendar
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:21,
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No... The Sun will do that when they print all the photos in the morning... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:26,
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* Goes off to put some more wood in the MSPAINT fire Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:25,
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just done Ron jeremy, going to upload it to b3ta in a sec. Sending it in now.
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FIEND,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:37,
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Can't resist...
the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:50,
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send it inpleeeeaaase send it in!!!
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:51,
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'Tis done......awaiting acknowledgement.
(& I haven't even got a telly)
edit:
((& I haven't even got a telly)
edit:
the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:55,
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I've just spat, shat and cum all at oncefilm that
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:47,
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^ All of what she said, with added beer on the keyboard Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:18,
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it took me far too long to get this Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:15,
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stop this right nowor you'll get a smacked bottom
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:26,
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you know, for once, i can't be arsedi'm sugar crashing, so i feel like hammered shit :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:30,
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OOOOOOOOOOprobs at St Pancreas?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:35,
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shouldn't have eaten that half a twixthink i'll go and have a little lie down
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:36,
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if we are talking the D word then be V careful my love :-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:40,
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Bent leg . . . up on blocks . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:23,
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i scrolled down expecting to see a LeanerWHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!?!?!
'tis a lovely pic
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:45,
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'tis a lovely pic
Dog ChumpOh Eastmas tree
Oh Eastmas tree
How the chocolate does
Melt on thee
(Oh Eastmas tree
How the chocolate does
Melt on thee
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:59,
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he's a bear of many faces.woo!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:04,
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The Empire had classified that security camera footage as "Secret"as broadcast would be detrimental to the image of Imperial Stormtroopers everywhere.
Shares in the company that made the helmets would suffer too.
(Shares in the company that made the helmets would suffer too.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:31,
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don't fall asleep near me and my sharpie, fuckface
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:22,
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Haha!That's a much more useful way to use a sharpie, someone should tell 4chan!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:25,
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or kill them Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:26,
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weirdly, i think he looks more effeminate like that spacefish bong!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:00,
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he does a bit Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:05,
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I suspect Smashie's claims of virulent disgust at our Julienis a thin cover for her overriding animal attraction to his pasty looks
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:16,
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no, i really do think he's a cunt Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:18,
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How so?The rape case or the leaking? Seeing nothing but admiration for him everywhere else my curiosity is piqued.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:21,
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nothing to do with thati can tell just by looking at him. he's a self-serving, attention-seeking brat who never got enough love from his parents, so he now spends his time shouting "LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!" to the entire world.
prick of the highest order.
(prick of the highest order.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:25,
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BitpeaGlad to see that time was well "spent" censoring the next huge release on the unsuspecting public.
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:32,
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ok, this one is getting blocked*bokes*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:35,
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You really have a cooking problemToday. Maybe not today, but sometime and perhaps not for the rest of your life.
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:37,
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is that spoff ?sorry to intrude on this thread but has anyone got a link to that awesome diagram of how girl's and boys buy shoes ?
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:00,
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I have no idea what's going on herebut I would just like to say that I have got Smug Bastard onto the FP! *smugs*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:00,
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congrats!!...hee hee......smug bastard owes you :Dedit:new motto?...pull up a stool and 'shop smug bastard....(not many kittens makin'it on the FP of late)
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:18,
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You smug bastard!Nice one! :P
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:22,
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damn croissant crumbs! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:18,
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Has he been doing the same as Mary, backstage at the armory?What does "oGC" mean?
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:05,
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õGCThe nearest I can smiley a wanking man.
Or a boy with an ice cream. Your call.
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:54,
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Or a boy with an ice cream. Your call.
you know, that really is rather unpleasant Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:09,
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YesAnd topical too. Rub it into the affected area twice hourly (if you can manage).
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:11,
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eeewwthat's not going anywhere NEAR my affected areas!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:12,
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People near me have had their decs up for well over a week now.They were cunts even before that though.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:15,
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decorations go up on december 13thso it was, so it always shall be.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:18,
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If my miserable cunt of a dad had his own way...he wouldn't let anyone put any up, ever.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:22,
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mine is like thatthere are still christmas presents of his under the tree when it comes down in january. his brother died last sunday, he just said "well, we never bothered with him when he was alive"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:27,
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Stern....stern but fair.Also: Oooof!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:30,
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his family aren't exactly closeor nice
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:35,
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I was just saying to a mate, in my opinion, family is overrated.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:45,
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my mum's side of the family are very closeexcept the mentals, but i've got family on my dad's side that live about 3 miles away, yet i've never met them. no family feud or anything, they just don't bother.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:46,
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i think your dad's my uncle
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:31,
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that's as bad as sayingif it tastes bad, you know it's doing you good
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:28,
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well stop putting it in your nose Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:30,
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my nipples aren't that long Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:34,
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Just like petting your friends dog"Hey, I found a nipple"
Always polite to give it a quick wank instead of teasing.
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36,
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Always polite to give it a quick wank instead of teasing.
you've never seen my friend's dogjapanese akita crossed with a german pointer, it's fucking huge!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:40,
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A Japanese Erecta?Nice. Go on. Give it a pull. Just like Flash Gordon in Arboria.
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:58,
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This reminds me of my childhood.Nicely ;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:13,
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Well...Do ya?
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:30,
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Nicely done! I cheated and went for a blank background
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:32,
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hahaha... great!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:35,
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haha, top matronage! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:36,
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will you be needing an x-ray? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:36,
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At last . . . they've been collared ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:38,
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Her choc ice melted.
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:37,
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I ain't takin' no chances . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:35,
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even without her body visible, she sets my teeth on edge Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:52,
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would that beStaunton, Thompson or Smith?
I'm guessing Thompson
(I'm guessing Thompson
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:57,
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stauntona sign of a good actress is being able to portray a character you would cheerfully chop up and feed to starving weasels
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:01,
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If that's how you spot them...then Katie Homes must be one of the best.
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:39,
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BANG, and the dirt is gone! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:45,
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If you must know, yes, yes I do feel a bit luckyand feel I can say "Woo!" without fear of gunshots.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:52,
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Do I what?Arf!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:04,
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It was all a dream ~ ~ ~
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:25,
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Bang a bong . . . get it on ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:31,
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You have a good bong. printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:32,
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Bong a good you have . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:35,
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have a good bong you Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:36,
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That looks just like a young Ann Widdecombe......"Into polotics you must go, when older you are......"
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Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:11,
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Perchance to dream ~ ~ ~ Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:55,
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I prefer Sands...
I know I've probably been beaten to it but I love this film... although the sequels were very poor.
armaitus Sheep Casings!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:11,
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I prefer Comic Sands?PUB TIEM!
* Gets coat
(* Gets coat
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:16,
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he is a cunt Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:20,
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no, he's not......c*nts are useful
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:33,
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You're just saying that because you're the "Third Woman" in the love square Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:53,
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wouldn'tnot even with yours.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:54,
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establishment, establishment, you always know what's best
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:06,
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if i always knew what was besti wouldn't be living in a council flat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:09,
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This actually happened . . . or so they say ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:21,
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The first film was greatBut the 2nd... oh dear. Pagans fighting Satan. Mmm hmm.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:54,
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ahhhahhahyeah I went the other way
www.b3ta.com/board/10276523
before wikileaks was set as a challenge, but I did note a remarkable congruence in hairstyles over the years, between Messrs Sands & Assange.
yes the sequels were piss poor BUT I STILL PAID TO SEE 'EM AT THE PICTURES
(www.b3ta.com/board/10276523
before wikileaks was set as a challenge, but I did note a remarkable congruence in hairstyles over the years, between Messrs Sands & Assange.
yes the sequels were piss poor BUT I STILL PAID TO SEE 'EM AT THE PICTURES
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:10,
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it's disturbing how much that suits him Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:22,
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yesyesyesHave a woo
Woo!
(Woo!
kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:49,
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haha! The Wikileaks Cuckoos
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:08,
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Wouldn't - Only with hammers - Would - Wood? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:09,
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and now you're thinking "i hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:12,
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I believe that you asked for this last night Smash . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:16,
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YES!*clicks*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:17,
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fuck off, you're not having my continuum transfunctioner! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:17,
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I read that as . . . well . . . differently . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:22,
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fineget me a time machine and i'll call him a big vegetarian fruitcake
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:24,
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we all will Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:27,
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I plan to live forever......so far so good.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:30,
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do you want to come to my 837th birthday party? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:31,
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The eyes are a . . . dead . . . give away ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:18,
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OH FUCK
woo!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:04,
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The secodn I saw that I thought of this guy:
Points for knowing who he is
H.B.Mupps,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:17,
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........................................................................uhh...I was just kidding guys...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:52,
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Mine's a creamy one Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:36,
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^ Needs more Googly Eyes on the Wolves Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:18,
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Where is the Wolf?and the googly eyes?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:59,
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O_OPeter appears to have a Camel-Toe?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:14,
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You meet up with 4 hungry wolves and your cock will all but disappear.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:19,
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It was in my head, and now it's not - sorry about that
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:52,
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Save the last dance for . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:13,
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Not so much TOAP, more just T really...
How many times when I was mucking about with the text did I try and click the buttons in the image rather than in my actual editor? Bloody countless I tell you.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:48,
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With this post BHWyou are really spoiling us!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:56,
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with these chocolates you are really bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:59,
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skimping...Actually I'm quite partial to a Ferrero Rocher or several. It's not a proper Christmas unless I reduce myself to the point of near illness with an overdose of the little devils.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:01,
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!No, No, No - you're doing it wrong.
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:02,
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are you secret Aristocracy? bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:05,
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No, just a glutton...:)
Edit: Fuck me - that 2kg box is £125.00!!!!
(Edit: Fuck me - that 2kg box is £125.00!!!!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:07,
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*falls over*I'd have to design 3 websites to pay for that!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:12,
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They are fab chocolates, though... J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:13,
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blue one, red one, green onejob done.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:13,
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huzzah!*puts in order for twelvety boxes*
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:16,
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Slattery's Billionaire's Shortbread FTW!Best.
Confection.
Evar!
(Confection.
Evar!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:18,
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Oh, I concur!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:03,
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?
Also, explain your post, I'm brain-tired
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:14,
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It's a leaked email between various ambassador types dissing a cooleague's party, particularly the way in which he presented his chocolates.Thereby causing much diplomatic embarrassment.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:20,
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Cooleague - like a colleague, but way cooler.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:20,
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you must be fucking shit loadedor a real ambassador
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:27,
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Baltic Hookers ftw! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:01,
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Well, as long as someone else is paying ... Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:10,
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I'm just waiting for the euro to collapse,It'll bring the prices right back down again.
Oh shit, that was a bit of a giveaway.
(Oh shit, that was a bit of a giveaway.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:13,
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*blackmails**spends profits on Baltic Hookers*
*gets sued*
And a round and round we go ...
(*gets sued*
And a round and round we go ...
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:22,
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Chocolate sprout, anyone? :D nicely done Barry
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:39,
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The Christmas rush begins.....(
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:48,
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*breathes*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
wait....
*notices links*
*wanks self daft over squirrel/woman hybrid thing*
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
wait....
*notices links*
*wanks self daft over squirrel/woman hybrid thing*
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:54,
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christit's like a little bit of pepparami and I'm just blowing air now
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:05,
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You should be more preparedand properly grease it up in the mornings. That fat person's antichafing gel is the very dab!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:09,
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I don't even think that would help when confronted with a cartoon picture of a woman/squirrel hybrid thing's titsI've chafed myself so raw I'm going to have weeping scabs for the rest of the week
again
(again
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:21,
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Have this then
I would love to see a mysterious Russian Squirrel in JJ's next story-line
The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:24,
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Ha ha ha - You loonEDIT: What she said *wanks self daft over squirrel/woman hybrid thing*
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:54,
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DVDs are a piece of cake to wrap.It's anything with a curved surface where the wheels come off...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:58,
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Silly Headwound!Take the wheels off and you've lost the curved surface!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:59,
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inb4cenaris!Edit: This is awfully familiar ;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:58,
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You mean being inb4Or that this is the 667th time he's posted a SA strip up?
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:04,
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:)I should have been a bit clearer - my present-wrapping skills are none too brilliant, either.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:08,
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Aurgh,Wrapping. If I can I'll pay store assistants to wrap all my presents up. Hate doing it myself
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:10,
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This is also a fine strategy.Bless John Lewis.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:15,
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cut glass?Dont you mean break down reinforced concrete walls?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:04,
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Think the cold making a couple of things she's got the equivalent of Catwoman's claws... The nippy jokes are just wasted on everyone.
(,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:06,
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That's handy that he cuts off pieces of sellotape and sticks them on his forehead ready for wrapping! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:41,
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shouldn't that be DeeVeedDeeAyyye
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:07,
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say what you seeits the ready money roind
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:56,
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Haha! :DWhat's Mr Chips doin nie?
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:26,
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