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[challenge entry] Ning!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:06, archived)
# haha
i say old boy, dashed quiet here, what?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:32, archived)
# What. What!?
:D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Horrific facial burns must have been an everyday risk for the bewhiskered, pipe-smoking Gentleman of yesteryear.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:49, archived)
# There was probably quite a market for flame-retardant moustache wax
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:58, archived)
# :)
Hola Cap'n :D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Very quick oil sketch
Trying faster brush strokes.
f'nar, strokes XD
CHEST!

Click for bigger (318 kb)

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 2:13, archived)
# This is nowhere near rude enough
Add more flanges.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 2:17, archived)
# what?
but it's a painting of a massive cock! what more do you want?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 2:19, archived)
# CHEST!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:43, archived)
# (tusk)
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:43, archived)
# TUSK!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:54, archived)
# BEEF
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 5:16, archived)
# MINCER
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 9:05, archived)
# CCHHEESSTT!!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 5:16, archived)
# I much prefer this :)
Has more freedom, expression and life to it
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:16, archived)
# now you're talking!
this is superb
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:33, archived)
# I have been quietly stalking your progression with this
And this is fucking ace. But as someone else has already said you should see a doctor about that thing growing out of your neck.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:56, archived)
# You look like an Arsenal centre-forward from 1936.
Good work, time-travelling goal machine.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:58, archived)
# I too have been stalking you for quite a while now.
This looks like you might have found your style. It's very nice.
Next time you pose for a portrait, don't wear a wifebeater tank top :D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:20, archived)
# I quite like this
The bold stroke thing works well here. If I may offer a wee tiny suggestion, have you considered using some of the cooler blue and blue grey colours to add depth to shadowed areas? I see lovely use of the warm spectrum, but see how extra good the hair is with a bit of blue there? More of that, if you want to see how it looks? The shadows under your chin there are looking a bit too 'black' - squint and you'll see the value is quite dominant. Oils are hard as hell to work with too, I haven't been brave enough yet, so hat's off to you, Mr Tits.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:24, archived)
# be cool
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 1:33, archived)
# Keeping
the raspberry arse cold. XD
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 2:14, archived)
# Putting raspberries on ice is actually a pretty bad idea
they go all mushy when they thaw
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:44, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 9:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Hear the lemons of their women.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] top shelf stack
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 23:01, archived)
# FREE INSIDE!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 0:55, archived)
# So I guess it's the outside you're paying for?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 1:13, archived)
# probably costs more to produce the box
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 3:01, archived)
# because it has more nutiritional value than the contents?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:13, archived)
# naaahhhh... i don't fall for that. Look at the pic again, there are TWO MORE BOXES INSIDE!!


(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:15, archived)
# why Pedro. why.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:33, archived)
# Don't you mean 'Pear-dro'?
;)
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:27, archived)
# Was I not a friend to you? Did I not nurture you? Did I not celebrate your FP with you?
Where did it all go wrong Pedro?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:34, archived)
# What FP?
Oh...THAT FP.
pfft!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 5:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:01, archived)
# I'm going to have to talk to gronkpan about this Pedro.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:34, archived)
# I saw it all mofaha.
Happy birthday Pedro, I'm very disappointed in you.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:46, archived)
# We shouldn't blame ourselves
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 4:55, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 5:32, archived)
# Does it pear?







(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 9:00, archived)
# discomeats, I'm going to have to politely ask you to not get involved in a domestic matter
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:43, archived)
# *slowly unzips*
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:54, archived)
# I don't really understand the joke to be honest.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 1:13, archived)
# it says 'anal penis'
not much of a joke, but something you could recreate at tescos (........on your break (ho ho fucking ho))
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Mofaha lives in New Jersey, you insensitive cunt!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Ok cheers, I see it now.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:58, archived)
# is the file size the naughty bit?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 1:15, archived)
# I'm still waiting for it to load
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 2:15, archived)
# Is it about Jack the Ripper, the Victorian cereal killer?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 1:44, archived)
#

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] True story...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 20:24, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 20:26, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 20:53, archived)
# how apt!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 23:21, archived)
# Now now
don't get all bent out of shape

Nicely, btw
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Happier times

looks like Cartman for some odd reason
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 20:23, archived)
# the strangest victorian portraits are those with recently deceased family members propped up and displayed with the family posing or doing everyday stuff around them
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 20:27, archived)
# a bit like b3ta, then?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 21:22, archived)
# It's a tough wank
but I made it in the end.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 2:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:35, archived)
# heheh
For Yorkshire folk, you could have left it as Tekken :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Allinson
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 18:00, archived)
# It's not R-Type o' thing.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 18:01, archived)
# I think you'll find that's Keith Flint from The Prodigy.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 23:42, archived)
# Yeah, I couldn't help think this too.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:11, archived)
# *sniffs flower*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:14, archived)
# News subtitles yesterday were talking about the bowler virus
I did not know it was this serious.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 18:56, archived)
# FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 18:58, archived)
# Fuck?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 19:57, archived)
#

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 20:08, archived)
# Fuck the World
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 20:24, archived)
# The phrase "the human shart" was stuck in my head today.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Fuck.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Oh I see. It's fuck.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently, this is the only known photograph of the Queen's favourite music hall artist.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:07, archived)
# he should have that wart looked at
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] *drops monocle*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Is that 'Sticky Victorian'...
…from Victorian Benidorm? :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Is that one of your specialist videos?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:10, archived)
# Might be...
;)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:26, archived)
# Corset is
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Phoar
Look at the ankles on her!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:05, archived)
# *orders whalebone*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:05, archived)
# this could be a proper sort of autumn fashion to fall for
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:09, archived)
# fall fashion f'all
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:11, archived)
# Well, that's my monocle thoroughly dropped
/ac
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 20:52, archived)
# Oh, Baby!!!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 5:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Species on. Species off.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:42, archived)
# why has his neck turned into a giant ear?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:44, archived)
# some kid burnt it, now it sounds great
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:47, archived)
# ah, right
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Curiously
it does actually look as if his neck has caught fire.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Use focus. Your best genome still within. Now time let out!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] pfaffle minonk ill
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Yeah, I'm threadjacking to spam a show, but sod it.
Look, there's a Victorian bit, in LEGO, so it's even compo-able, at a stretch:
www.greatwesternbrickshow.com/how-we-built-capital-of-an-empire-london-1875/
Who knows, you might be able to snap off a photo, pass it off as your own work, and win the image challenge!

So get your arse to the Swindon STEAM museum this weekend if you wanna see some TOYS. My bit's the ghosts waiting on the station platform and the mental floaty train layout on top of another train (that almost topples over) in the preview vid.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:59, archived)
# i thought legos went bust years ago...
are today's kids even interested in this sort of thing? surely they'll be playing with fax machines and loom bands
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Erm - they just overtook Mattel as the biggest toy maker in the world.
And announced a licensed Disney girl's set with mini dolls based on the ice castle from Frozen. So yeah, could go either way...

(P.S. you don't get away with using the word 'legos' that easily. Assume the position...)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:13, archived)
# haha
i was just kidding!
:D
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Haha!
I'm not - the poker's nearly at the right temperature...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:35, archived)
# if the end ain't white, the temp ain't right
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:40, archived)
# LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS
LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:43, archived)
# very painful to stand on
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:54, archived)
# 2nd only to an upturned 3-pin plug!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:21, archived)
# I've heard rumours that one of the after-show events might actually be a fire-walking contest on old LEGO...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:25, archived)
# You're only making it worse for yourself!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:17, archived)
# LIVE! FROM SWINDONWEB TV!
;)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:07, archived)
# It's Swindon. It has it's own TV.
It's not like there's anything there worth risking leaving the house for.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:15, archived)
# is it welsh speaking TV?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:29, archived)
# No, you just haven't tuned it in yet.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:36, archived)
# every minonk needs a good pfaffling
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Pfaffle \o/ :D
Can i TJ as well?
This 'BLACK DISABLE BADGE HOLDER PROTECTOR DISPLAY COVER FOR BLUE BADGE PARKING' caught my eye yesterday:
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221545620333?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
*very tempted :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Sounds a bit racialist.
Looks a bit sexehist.

Is there a victorian version?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Crikey Moses!!!
:D
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:20, archived)
# I don't know where that hat is from but it really goes very well with the rest
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Stand still…damn you...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:36, archived)
# "You can't finger me, you pervy cunt."
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:42, archived)
# the mods will see about that
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:10, archived)
# The evidence is really stacking up...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:11, archived)
# victorian giantess
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] j'ai trouvé ce que je pense, il doit gagner la compo
il doit gagner la compo
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Great! :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:23, archived)
# mon dieu!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:25, archived)
# merde! sa une incroyable Hulk!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:26, archived)
# sacre bleu!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:34, archived)
# zut alors!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:49, archived)
# formidable!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:11, archived)
# il'ya d'en mèrde! alors!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:16, archived)
# haha
c'est si bon!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 17:44, archived)
# Mangetout Rodders
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 18:52, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Interesting BBC news story today
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Saturday morning children's entertainment



(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:30, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 20:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Tiny, chubby face of evil, right there
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:46, archived)
# happily no great resemblance in the kid
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:52, archived)
# He's going to learn to count
by numbering off the people who have to die in order for him to become king.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Look at me, George. It's all for you....
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:22, archived)
# I've said this before, but that kid bears a startling resemblence to the one out of Pet Semetary.
Have the two of them ever been seen in the same Indian burial ground at the same time?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:31, archived)
# gage creed, iirc
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Siamese Twins
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Hah!
That's actually rather subtle given as the real twins weren't exactly hamdsome bastards...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 18:09, archived)
# Afternoon
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:50, archived)

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