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# Hold onto your ticket its a Argos party.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:38, archived)
# eaten too many blue pencils
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 0:14, archived)
# let's do this
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 0:19, archived)
#
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#
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#

(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:17, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
Been a while since I last posted - where is everybody at?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:21, archived)
# All the cool kids hang out on the street corner with those Us-V-Them boys. They're so dreamy.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:23, archived)
# *looks out of window*
They've fucked off.

*puts away rifle*
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:26, archived)
# I thought we *were* the cool kids
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 9:41, archived)
# haha that's a corker
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Victorian pearoast for compo #1
If I'm completely honest it's probably Edwardian, but what's an era between friends?


(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 20:50, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 20:52, archived)
# lovely
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 21:03, archived)
# This is a joy to behold.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:50, archived)
# amazing
:D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I pea through time...Dr Moriarty's Patented Efficacious Rejuvinating Deflabulator.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:30, archived)
# this would have attracted crowdfunding
*throws half crown at screen*
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 19:18, archived)
# ...if half crown was a victorian coin
*checks numismatic resources*
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Plan of the apes
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:08, archived)
# I didn't mean to post on top of you, you don't have to spit the dummy out.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:15, archived)
# someone spat at your ventriloquist's dummy?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:17, archived)
# I blame Bob Carolgees.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Hah! No no, the fault is mine
I hadn't clicked the box to add the photo to the challenge is all, so I reposted.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:13, archived)
# Aaaaaaah, ok. You can edit and save changes instead of deleting, btw.
That means comments, clicks and that are preserved. If you care about such things. ;)
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Badly executed b&w headswop lols
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:07, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:18, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:36, archived)
# Your mum is not amused face
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm loosing the will

2nd one from me today after a long absence. I still love you though x
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:54, archived)
# you bad man
carry on
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] deary me
Have a pearoast
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Splendid
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:15, archived)
# two soon
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:36, archived)
# it's this kind of vegetable hate that is slowing us down as a species
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:40, archived)
# vegetables would do that to us if they could
it's really just self defence
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:42, archived)
# I've seen a parsnip turn on a man
I won't have them at my table
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:42, archived)
# it's not just vegetables
what I imagine that PEAR did to mofaha is horrific
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:45, archived)
# I heard it was a pineapple
sideways
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:45, archived)
# I QUITE LIKE PINEAPPLES
THANK YOU
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:52, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:52, archived)
# ever tried hypnopearapy?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:02, archived)
# ever tried I HATE PEARS
FUCK YOU
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:14, archived)
# it seems to be working
one step at a a time mofaha one step at a time

now look at this image:


(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:04, archived)
# people like mofaha who suffer with phobias need exposure to their fears
i really want to help, so it's a YES from me
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:13, archived)
# seriously, imagine being so scared of PEARS you never leave the house
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:16, archived)
# It seems only pear really, we did spiders and I fucking hate those cunts
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:21, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:43, archived)
# poor mofaha:
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:54, archived)
# :)
Like a house, falling in the sea...
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:00, archived)
# I forgot, I've got a tin of pears in the cupboard
I might have that tonight

yum
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Pearrifying
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:48, archived)
# i dont carrots grotesque
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 0:49, archived)
# This brings on an infinite sadness...
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:41, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:42, archived)
# also

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:43, archived)
# I am one
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:45, archived)
# poor pumpkins :(
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:46, archived)
# FUCK YOU PUMPKIN!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:08, archived)
# The futility of human effort
Democrat, Republican, Democrat, Republican...
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:15, archived)
# o/)
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahahaha
Top hummus, top shoppers, top wordage *click* :D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:01, archived)
# it's the freak!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Talk about strong genes
Either that or incest, yikes!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:16, archived)
# You should see the dog!
:d
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:18, archived)
# dogcest, too?
shocking!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:30, archived)
# the chap reminds me of mike-d from beastie boys
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Victorian Facts #1
The cameras in Victorian smart phones were only capable of producing
black & white images. Colour pixels hadn't been invented yet. The image
below was not taken with a camera. It was taken with someone's eye,
which is why it's in colour.
victorian smart phine
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Trufax.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:53, archived)
# SCIENCE
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:55, archived)
# It's only recently
that the sun removed the DRM lock on white light
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Bloody Xperia U
Worst phone I've ever owned and I am now boycotting Sony for life
(Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twenty times...)
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Some Victorians from my archive
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
how flampy pot
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:21, archived)
#
flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot flampy pot!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Daddy hammers!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:24, archived)
# subjlols newsletter complaints thread
It was National Poetry Day yesterday, give us one
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:10, archived)
#
在中國b3ta收購是成功的。
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:14, archived)
#
他们的手指在狗的肛门
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:31, archived)
# :O
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:20, archived)
# 0_0
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:36, archived)
# There was a young lady from Ealing...
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:16, archived)
# her leg got stuck to the ceiling
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:22, archived)
# the fan spun around,
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:24, archived)
# ... got stuck in her mound ...
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:31, archived)
# and cunted her right in the fuck.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:33, archived)
# \o/
real b3ta
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Brought a tear to my eye, that did.
And hers, I expect.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Woo and Yay!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:55, archived)
# we have a winner
: D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:04, archived)
# *snortle*
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Pure genius
And I laughed good and proper too
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Sat at work giggling like a loon
That limerick was a thing of beauty
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:55, archived)
# massive !
lols !!!!!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 19:04, archived)
#
There once was a b3ta newsletter,
But not any more it seems.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Rob tweeted that there will be this week.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Not according to Wikipedia...
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:34, archived)
# You didn't hack into his phone to get that information?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:28, archived)
# CLOSING DOWN SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:30, archived)
# have a haiku
b3ta newsletter maker
over-sleeps for three months on PACT
needs stronger coffee
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:32, archived)
# What's the fucking point?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:34, archived)
# didn't you hear?
THEY'RE BRINGING IT BACK TODAY!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:35, archived)
# The only poem I know is called 'The German Guns'
....I forget how it goes.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:36, archived)
# A classic that neatly sums up the terrors of artillery warfare and the futility of war
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:47, archived)
# There once was a Fuhrer called Rob
Who'd do anything for just 2 bob
He abandoned b3ta
Thinking awards were sweeter
Now everyone thinks he's a
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Prick
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Abandoned might be a bit strong
After all, it's still being hosted
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:57, archived)
# THE MICHAEL GOVE MEMORIAL EDITION YET AGAIN
(Subtitle) God you spaz why do you ask futile questions? I guess it's just in your nature huh
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:52, archived)
# When you say "give us one"
You aren't asking for a poem are you? It's a subversive way of asking for someone to actually WRITE A FUCKING NEWSLETTER.

Newsletters are shit
The proof is that it's been the pits
For about 9 weeks the people, the tits
Have all fucked off and and got AIDS
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:55, archived)
#
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# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, A CHICKEN'S IN THE HOUSE!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:03, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:00, archived)
# *prides*
it's my sole contribution to our civilisation
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:24, archived)
# That was the best holiday ever!
now back to the news
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:03, archived)
# At least National Poetry Day is only a day late
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:05, archived)
# I don't really believe in omnipotent beings
And God said the newsletter can fuck off as well.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Just change it so the newsletter button links directly to usvthem and be done with it
Not that I've ever been there, as a man of principle(not really), I'll honestly never go there(trufax)
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:31, archived)
#
Fall Fashions
and tongue lashings
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:40, archived)
# spud mashings
and bum bashings
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:43, archived)
# B3ta newsletter
fresh content every season
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:44, archived)
# As seen on TV.................."The Antiques Roadshow"
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:46, archived)
#
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:50, archived)
# roses are red
violets are blue
get in the van
I've got a hammer
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:44, archived)
# Fuck me!
It's a newsletter.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 20:29, archived)
# penis
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 20:59, archived)
# If you want a Flying V
..this might not be the way to go about it:



(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:18, archived)
# It says there were 52 comments
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:43, archived)
# There were..
..but none of them were the right one
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:29, archived)
# From a crap joke that stuck in my head this morning.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:19, archived)
# WE CHINESEY
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:43, archived)
# That's wine
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:58, archived)
# NO MEAN CITY
THERS BEAN A MUHRDAH
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Cobblers to HRH Prince Albert
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:58, archived)
# I would suggest
that the guague of that piercing is a bit small. It would easily migrate out.

I do also wonder if this entirely safe for work?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:54, archived)
# if you stand back and squint, it looks like a shoes
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:00, archived)
# I've been to the museum in Northampton -
it's dedicated to the history of shoes, see?
I don't remember the cockshoe wing.

But then again I was very drunk. Well you'd have to be, really.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:03, archived)
# if you stand back and squint, it looks like a bit like this
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:12, archived)
# exactly, i think wheelybird is being a little hardon
him
;)
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Crocs, sounds like...
I'm told it was a foot long....

apologies for the length etc etc
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:03, archived)
# Check it out now. Cock Sole Leather. Right about now. Cock Sole Leather.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Right about now... nsfw
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:23, archived)
# it should be magenta
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:35, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Amazing that they've been going since victorian times.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha!
andrew wakefield…. what a twat
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:38, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:42, archived)
# time to read in a form of play?! I've never heard the like
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:45, archived)
#

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:59, archived)
# hat's life
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:49, archived)
# beret funny
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:54, archived)
# i was bowled over
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:55, archived)
# 2014 edition ?
surely it's an app now
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:51, archived)
# The I-Spy book of Apps is an app.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Have a click for the Wakefield reference.
I-Spy medical fraud.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 6:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:32, archived)
# Cor!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:43, archived)

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