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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:14, archived)
# Heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:16, archived)
# :D
@NoIamHappyToastandsoismywife
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:23, archived)
# I miss my bag phone
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:41, archived)
# How dare you exclude the 1980 dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:47, archived)
# the big battery pack ones would have distracted too much, plus they don't look like phones in silhouette
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:49, archived)
# I BET YOU BELIEVE THERE WAS NO HOLOCAUST. YOU CAN'T JUST REWRITE HISTORY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:09, archived)
# ^This!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:12, archived)
# "Rook at our totarry-not-shopped missirel capabirrities!"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:39, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:40, archived)
# Goading the US into action by overstating your military capabilities, clearly not the actions of a batshit mental
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:39, archived)
# Yes, they had best watch out or we'll send Rodman over there again.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sun 10 May 2015, 16:32, archived)
# "Grorious Reeder saw it first! Grorious Reeder is grorious."
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:45, archived)
# He's coming right at us! Aaaaaghh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:01, archived)
# rooks rike were gonna need a bigger boat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 May 2015, 22:00, archived)
# Bet he feels like a funny little Grand Moff Tarkin, showing off his ultimate weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:05, archived)
# "WHO THE FRUK ARE ARL THESE PEPORL?!!"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:12, archived)
# FRUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:21, archived)
# Now you die rady riberty! Raser Fingers! Fire!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:21, archived)
# BAAAALLS. You got to the Statue of Liberty one before me :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:25, archived)
# sorry fella, you only have yourself to blame by starting a good bandwagon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:28, archived)
# I want that one
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha winner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Ha Ha...This one! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:48, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:30, archived)
# weapon of mass destruction
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:33, archived)
# digit of death
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:35, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:47, archived)
# hahahha top insult
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:51, archived)
# Best thread ever!
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sun 10 May 2015, 16:34, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:49, archived)
# That is a REAL red line :(
PLEASE REMOVE MY FROM THIS PAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:38, archived)
#
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00005MOSX
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:33, archived)
# "That's not a probrem, right? ..................RIGHT?!"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:38, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:08, archived)
# :D
never mind, lets have a look at what you could have won
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:10, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:17, archived)
# You have no soul.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:18, archived)
# Tessa Jowell pulls out all the stops at Harriet Harman's post-ballot bash.


(AdrianJ, Sat 9 May 2015, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 12:17, archived)
# are those only ping-pong balls?
Pfft! Somebody hand me a pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 May 2015, 12:57, archived)
# But would you eat them?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 13:03, archived)
# I can't believe she did that :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 9 May 2015, 11:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
She's been piling on the weight
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 9 May 2015, 11:41, archived)
# Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 11:52, archived)
# top FAQing
^ would
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 9 May 2015, 11:55, archived)
# "SAMANTHA CAMO" MORE LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 13:36, archived)
# Plot spoilers for Predator 4
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 13:37, archived)
# Are YOU beach body ready?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 14:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 14:48, archived)
# Either this was burqa day or your doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:09, archived)
# Fuck sake I cropped it wrong
She was on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:15, archived)
# Here, I fixed it for you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:21, archived)
# What don't you get about shadows?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:22, archived)
# Why they couldn't get better work than providing backing music for that raging kiddie fiddler
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:26, archived)
# The woman has very thin fore arms
for someone who tugs off such a mega-prick
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 9 May 2015, 14:33, archived)
# "I would" is certainly not misogynistic. Many women would welcome the advances of we attractive, lythe, young male /boarders, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 9 May 2015, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 12:19, archived)
# didn't she shag her body guard?
jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 9 May 2015, 12:23, archived)
# no... 'nag' -- it was a typo.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 May 2015, 12:59, archived)
# I thought that was whitney huston?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 9 May 2015, 13:00, archived)
# and that was a body double. Actually Rusty Lee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:19, archived)
# would
Twice
Hard
In the pooper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 May 2015, 12:55, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 9 May 2015, 12:56, archived)
# I really don't think Pedro finds it intimidating and unwelcoming at all
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2015, 13:52, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 9 May 2015, 11:55, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty.
And shows real commitment as artist.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sun 10 May 2015, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] eat this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 May 2015, 0:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 9 May 2015, 0:58, archived)
# I would NEVER eat that.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 9 May 2015, 1:10, archived)
# too many forks
it's almost as if the forks need a lift out of that critter.
what do you think would be able to lift forks,, ....hmmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 May 2015, 3:08, archived)
# here it is
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 May 2015, 4:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 9 May 2015, 5:30, archived)
# phwoar! Bet that tastes salty!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 9 May 2015, 10:07, archived)
# ...oh...p...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:40, archived)
# they don't taste too bad tbh
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:09, archived)
# I think I've found a job for all three of them.
Even the racist one.


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(andrew-t pops up once a year with topical javascript, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:06, archived)
#
So it's a show about limousines?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:14, archived)
# That guy in the middle was ace on Eurotrash.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:30, archived)
#
Eurotrash 80's doctor who
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:33, archived)
# Trivia : Farage is actually the shortest of those three troublemakers
Farage : 1.73m (the same height as Hitler)
Clegg : 1.85m
Miliwobble : 1.80m

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 May 2015, 23:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:02, archived)
# I want my mommy!!!
:((

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:49, archived)
# i keep coming back for another look.
that's what my therapist told me to do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 May 2015, 22:16, archived)
# so do i, i fapped to all of them just to make sure
but which one is mommy?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 8 May 2015, 22:17, archived)
# hahahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2015, 23:27, archived)
# Hungry for votes.
And your soul.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 9 May 2015, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Terrible advice...
(AdrianJ, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:26, archived)
# none of Nicky boy's getting in the way this time
unrestricted tuition fees here we come!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:27, archived)
# The door's open! Pass me my thermal detonator!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:52, archived)
# LibDems unveil new post-election Battle Bus


(AdrianJ, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:07, archived)
# Or a bike for Scottish Labour?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:51, archived)
#


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:49, archived)
# I LOL'ed
but then I'manamurkin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:50, archived)
# Don't you fret none our kid
Just remember come November, we're LOLing with you, not at you.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 9 May 2015, 8:29, archived)
# this is seriously some fine arts too! did you draw this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 May 2015, 0:14, archived)
# No I did not, in the finest traditions of 'tinternet. I stole it.
..I did add the speech bubble though... you know so it's all mine and I totally deserve to make money off of it via social media.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:51, archived)
# Nearly forgot that nice Mr Galloway....
Maybe he'll have more time for a nice retirement job in Iraq, looking after the best interests of his constituents...



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(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:22, archived)
# I remember him being a rare dissenting voice against the Iraq invasion.
For that I was quite impressed with him.

*disclaimer: I'm an American. Also, I can hardly keep up with the politicians bottom feeders over here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:43, archived)
# I was in the States when he went and shouted at them
It was quite awesome watching that on CNN in the hotel breakfast bar
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:17, archived)
# Don't worry love. I'll give Ed a bell when we get in.
(AdrianJ, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:03, archived)
# is the dress white black or blue?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:23, archived)
# I'm more worried
that the middle of her body is slowly disappearing
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:33, archived)
# That's what you get for wearing a tardis-patterned dress
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:51, archived)
# two days of thinking about it and finally I've placed it
the middle of her dress is alluding to zalgo
th06.deviantart.net/fs71/300W/f/2013/145/7/a/zalgo__part_1_chapter_2_by_hidanandkakuzu126-d66id5w.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 May 2015, 18:24, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER DRESS?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:41, archived)
# HE COMES
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:16, archived)
# Never Mind Nick...
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:53, archived)
# Nice to see it hasn't effected him at all
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:23, archived)
# HUH!!! YOU'RE SOOOOOOO UNFAIR......
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:29, archived)
# They've only been in power a few hours and already unemployment is soaring!

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 8 May 2015, 17:49, archived)
#
AMAZING!
(chuffster, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:03, archived)
# aww
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 May 2015, 18:13, archived)
# ha
And why is Ed Milliband's knob out?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 9 May 2015, 12:36, archived)
# makes you want to drive past nd flick a lit blunt at 'em
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
# If
I actually had friends (being a B3tan and all) I'd send this to them, lol! *click*
(bottle_cap, Sun 10 May 2015, 20:35, archived)
# Read this fucking thing else the baby jesus will come and shit on your sausage

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue663/

Complete with issue spelling error
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:41, archived)
# issie 666 pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 May 2015, 18:47, archived)
# woot!
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 May 2015, 21:08, archived)
# That's a Very Good Question... Do you want Fries with that?


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(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:24, archived)
# he's made for the job
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:25, archived)
# they're gonna be bigger than 1D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:11, archived)
# when he let farage bum him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# More Lemon Party than Lemon Party.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:16, archived)
# just signed a deal on Jay-Z's Tidal streaming service
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:31, archived)
# Perfet as ever :)
Nige is so fkn DREEEMZ
(iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Sat 9 May 2015, 14:33, archived)
# Never Mind Nigel...


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I'm sure something will turn up...

(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:09, archived)
# "anything for a mildly racist heavy smoker?"
"Sorry luv I can't do afternoons, not after I've been to the pub"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:13, archived)
# apologies up front
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:04, archived)
# "That means two things!"
/FamilyGuy
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# Couldn't resist the synchronicity



Quick and dirty, idea more important than execution, etc etc
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:03, archived)
# What's green and smells of pork...
A bacon sandwich I bought from Brighton Pavillion
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:26, archived)

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