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# Last of the Summer Wine...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:54, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:02, archived)
# haha, hahahahaha
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:06, archived)
# brilliant
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:14, archived)
# he's giving them summer' whine about
(, Sat 9 May 2015, 4:18, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 9 May 2015, 17:50, archived)
# Faraginator
Seams right...



Soz for lack of skillz (or LOLs).
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:52, archived)
# This September at a pub near you
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:57, archived)
# as many have said - Top Gear presenter
to be honest - I'm ok with that.

I would rather he was on TV being a bit of a clown than forming government policy.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:04, archived)
# as long as they don't let him host bargain hunt
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:13, archived)
# I think it should be a gameshow called "Nigel's Breath"
Contestants have to stand 1 cm from his face and whoever can stand him breathing on them for the longest wins a ride on a horse.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:18, archived)
# that's disgusting!
i'd watch it
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:22, archived)
# He'd only review British Leyland vehicles if he presented Top Gear.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:16, archived)
# and there'd be the white british star in a reasonably priced british car
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:27, archived)
# The Hammond Dash after 15 pints of Badger Rotter would be worth setting the video for.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# i'd actually watch that
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:15, archived)
# the inevitable juggernaut of destiny
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:31, archived)
#
Bloody hell, I never thought it would only take three days!
(, Mon 11 May 2015, 22:14, archived)
# sorry for shiteness, had to get it out of my head.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:03, archived)
# I'm sure it's very good but I have no idea who he is
footsball?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:51, archived)
# looks like ed stafford
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:58, archived)
# Pep Guardiola
Former player. Currently manager of Bayern Munich.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:01, archived)
# he's quite a pouty man
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:02, archived)
# oh the hue manatee...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:50, archived)
# spang!
I said slightly nostalgically
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:54, archived)
# spangtastic
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:59, archived)
# all of a sudden, i'm hearing that gay mountain song in my head
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:56, archived)
# mississippi queen?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:00, archived)
# that's a paddle steamer
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:03, archived)
# that's what she said
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:04, archived)
# fnarr
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:16, archived)
# Nantucket Cockride?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:50, archived)
# Franz Ferdinand's "Dark of the Manatee"?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:12, archived)
# possibly
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:16, archived)
# wow, that's quite some saturation
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:58, archived)
# Gay!
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:03, archived)
# you mean the really old joke has binndun?
what is the world coming to.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Gone, but soon forgotten...


(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:36, archived)
# Nice how you've made the shading
look like embossed rather than that recessed sort of stone carving you normally get...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:38, archived)
# he fucked up
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:47, archived)
# ^--...or that...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:50, archived)
# I fucked up.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:50, archived)
# yeah, it's the box underneath the one you clicked
that you should've clicked.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:52, archived)
# I don't have a box underneath a box that I didn't click because I don't have it.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:54, archived)
# that's your answer to everything.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:59, archived)
# I don't have a box underneath a box that I didn't click because I don't have it.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:28, archived)
# that's your...
waitaminute!
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:42, archived)
# Relief is the word you're looking for.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:09, archived)
# Relief you say? Thanks, I've just googled it and was wondering...
if you know where I would find the "Happy Ending" settings?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:33, archived)
# we all need a little relief now and then
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:35, archived)
# But we're not going to see it for the next five years...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:47, archived)
# I furrin' love you...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:53, archived)
# Drink up boys,
for tomorrow we'll be sober.

Guessing that Farage will be last man standing, Clegg will feign a headache at half past nine and leave after 3 pints, Ed will pass out in the toilets at the nightclub.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:20, archived)
# and thus this country sinks ever deeper into the mire
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:21, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:00, archived)
# Newsletter subjlols thread
You could be the lucky writer of the Tory rule commemorative edition
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:58, archived)
# shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:59, archived)
# includes free entry to win a granite work top
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:59, archived)
# SWENRETTEL
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:06, archived)
# AND I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR BLUE INSECT OVERLORDS
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:10, archived)
# DON'T TELL KATIE HOPKINS!
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:12, archived)
# Too late. Done it
*gets hand cream*
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:17, archived)
# To late. Done it
*gets hand cream*
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:17, archived)
# T late. Done it
*gets hand cream*
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:21, archived)
# Fucking 3g
That's is go on take the piss
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:23, archived)
# Tate. Dne it
*gts hnd crm*

(fuck me this is looking like Facebook)
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:09, archived)
# The Newsletter that won't go away even though it promised to.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:15, archived)
# I done an election poo in the box
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:20, archived)
# Free LibDem ex-MP with every issue
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:31, archived)
# Ed Balls
Ed Balls
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:49, archived)
# Ed's dead baby, Ed's dead.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:51, archived)
# Proles Upset by Polls Upset
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:57, archived)
# three men and a leading lady
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:07, archived)
# Granting the Last Wish of a Dying Billionaire
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:11, archived)
# Tory, tories are your ruler,
Tory, tories are your ruler...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:11, archived)
# MORI Awry on Gory Tory Story
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:12, archived)
# News at ten, riots at eleven, heaped corpses of the homeless at twelve.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:12, archived)
# and now, the end is here, and so we face the final curtain. or is that final solution?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:16, archived)
# Labouring the pointless.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:52, archived)
# There once was a wheatfield ghost...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:58, archived)
# five more years of Cameron faceswaps - huzza!
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:34, archived)
# Unemployment figures rise by 3 following election result
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:00, archived)
# Putting the Arf in to your afternoon!
:)
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:07, archived)
# Latest opinion poll has parties neck-a-neck
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:42, archived)
# X factor winner announced as the ventriloquist..........but his dummy was voted off
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:46, archived)
# You wait ages and ages for an ex-party leader , then three come along at the same time.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:03, archived)
# apols for the double post
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:05, archived)
# "They're"
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:08, archived)
# was already editing, but cheers :)
*edit - Ha, worried me for a nanosecond
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:10, archived)
# haha, but that's more than 6 colours
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:18, archived)
# And it's all down to...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:44, archived)
# Mmmmnnnnnnnggggghhhhhhh.....
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:10, archived)
# Sorry
How are you pronouncing that?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:57, archived)
# Inflected "ggggghhhhhh".
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:17, archived)
# Thought so
Just checking before I say it out loud on the bus
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:25, archived)
# And now Farage is died :(
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:49, archived)
# We'll need to find some new loony to make fun of
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:51, archived)
# Smash monkey has probably had another piss flap injury after hearing the news
Get well soon Smash :(
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha, SmashMonkey's piss flap injury
can we have this as an image challenge please ?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:24, archived)
# you say that
he's said he'll reapply in a couple of months.
So he's just taking a long holiday
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:20, archived)
# Poor Ed :(
But in hindsight, his youthful appearance, appeal and apparent sincerity was a little reminiscent of Tony Blair when he took over. And look what happened there.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] all hail your new leaders
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:45, archived)
# Woo
Until 2025 at least as Boris wont loose the next election
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:48, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:10, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:26, archived)
# oh the humanity
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:39, archived)
# Why Boris look sad?
He's about to be president of a federal UK.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:42, archived)
# it's just his toddler pout
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Excellent work!
Made this lot last night







(, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:43, archived)
# oh, marvellous work Quenters?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:20, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:25, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:00, archived)
# Why bigot?
Nick Griffin is a bigot. Nigel Farage isn't. Wanting to govern your own country is not bigoted. In that vein we should also apply that label to Nicola Sturgeon. She just wants Scotland to be governed by the Scots, that's all.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:52, archived)
# spot on
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 21:32, archived)
# Fantastic work!
Woo Yay
(, Sat 9 May 2015, 9:05, archived)
# Fantastic stuff HT
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:28, archived)
# taverymuch
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:46, archived)
# What ERG1008 said.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:54, archived)
# This has given me respite from my despair.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:18, archived)
# Typical liberal insights.
I never expect introspective humor from liberal cartoonists. It's not possible. Or else poof they cease to exist.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:07, archived)
# Can I ask
are you rich and white by any chance?
(, Sat 9 May 2015, 11:37, archived)
# Donatella Versace?
Lolz
(, Sat 9 May 2015, 10:04, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:43, archived)
# Oh no Balls has run out of dust!
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:52, archived)
# Haha! That's fantastic.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:04, archived)
# ...Osborne is always good for a cheeky bump or a line i hear,
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:07, archived)
# *shifty eyes*
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:11, archived)
# haha
Great work
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:55, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:20, archived)
# this i like
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh batz
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:25, archived)
# go to bed!
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:48, archived)
# Your not my real dad
So... can we cut away Clacton now and just let it drift away
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:45, archived)
# Go direct to Hatstand, do not stop at woo, yay or hoopla!
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:18, archived)
# Potion every time.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:19, archived)
# Did you get that job at Mojang?
:)
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:19, archived)
# If not, I'm sure he'd be welcomed at Vlambeer
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 4:20, archived)
# Chalice for me, GJM.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:03, archived)
# But where do I stick my 'X'?
I would NEVER eat that
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:06, archived)
#



(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:17, archived)
# Aaagh, NO.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:20, archived)
# WHY?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:34, archived)
# He caught it from a monarchy :(
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:35, archived)
# my original reaction :: Oh Gawd
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:50, archived)
# ...but still would
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:53, archived)
# knowingly & without reward
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 4:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:23, archived)
# She love me long time?
When I can't walk anymore.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:18, archived)
# I voted chode and this is what I got
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:11, archived)
# some parts are good
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] eat this
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:46, archived)
# Yum!

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:47, archived)
# oh no~~
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:48, archived)
# Ewwwww
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:49, archived)
# ya know
it kind of looks like a fearful little guy with very short arms and a very worried look in his eyes
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:54, archived)
# Or a panda snowman.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:16, archived)
# Wouldn't you be? lying in a giant bowl of soup
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:19, archived)
# i would NEVER eat that
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:54, archived)
# Go on
try a lo bite
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:33, archived)
# we need a punmentor
...but I knew what giraffter
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 4:05, archived)
# Get in mah belly you little beige bastard!
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:17, archived)
# FFS
Smash is going to suffer another piss flap injury :(
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:48, archived)
# Pffffffffffft
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:34, archived)
# What don't you get about we are trying to watch Hillary get into power here
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:49, archived)
# it would ceratinly make for some photoshop fun
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:52, archived)
# Forget Hillary Emily Maitlis is looking hot in her red dress
Yum
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:12, archived)
# I would NEVER eat that.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:58, archived)
# yeahhhhhhh, not real big on crunchy blue salty skulls, eh?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:03, archived)
# just not in the mood for crunchy blue salty skulls mate

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:05, archived)
# schlurrrrrp

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:10, archived)
# phwoar!


(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:18, archived)
# NO
:(
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:20, archived)
# HA! YES.
THAT'S FOR ALL THE FUCKING SHITTY FORKLIFTS
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:37, archived)
# That's not fair
I only posted 481
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:43, archived)
# yeah, soz mate, I just hate the fucking shitty forklifts :(
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 4:15, archived)
# Fuck that's nasty.
Well done.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:22, archived)
# antibiotics ain't wot they used to be
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:40, archived)
# mine look very tame in light of yours
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:51, archived)
# Oh my
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:53, archived)
# This reminds me of a drug I once took.
Lovely.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 4:03, archived)
# Here's looking forward to Nige's second hissy fit of the night...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
I can't wait. But not expected until 6am :(
I enjoyed the Al Murray interview on Sky News a little while ago
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:54, archived)
# Crikey
A place called Thanet deserves no better.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:01, archived)
# SNP % swings so far are incredible
...it's just me still up watching isn't it? :(
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:30, archived)
# No, it's not just you...
...I think some parliamentary candidates are showing a passing interest in what's going on too.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:02, archived)
# Me too, C4's coverage has been mildly amusing at times.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 4:12, archived)
# sweet!
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 4:40, archived)
# Pedro will come last. Just the way I like it!
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:25, archived)
# Looked and sounded a little worried and UPSET

When you see it
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:37, archived)
# *shits bricks*
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:13, archived)
# I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:03, archived)
# Is there such a thing as a good week to quit sniffing glue?
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 4:13, archived)
# Tomorrow we wake up to a new government...

The Leader is good the leader is great we surrender our will as of this date
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:14, archived)
# :D
does this make anyone else feel all weird down there?...
i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5492334.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Katie-Hopkins.jpg
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:18, archived)
# Yes. My penis has retreated into my body.
It's a weird feeling.
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:25, archived)
# Undecided Testicles
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:30, archived)
# It's true they think they're my ear lobes, but they're not sure
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:31, archived)
# you'd find out quickly if you ever got them pierced.
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:33, archived)
# Go on, have a hatewank.
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:26, archived)
# At the least a Grumble-tug.
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:28, archived)
# Why are you posting a pic of a clown with a manly throat?
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:27, archived)
# GULP BITCH
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:47, archived)
# She will be staying in the country now
*daydreams*
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:49, archived)
# Confused
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:04, archived)
# OH FUCK THE FINGERS!!
HA HA HA!!!
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:50, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:55, archived)
# Saving this picture for special times
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:14, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:43, archived)
# No Photoshop needed
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:58, archived)
# That site hasn't existed for years now...
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:36, archived)
# This is your worst pun this week
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:38, archived)
# you might wanna let him know what giraffeder
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:41, archived)
# I think his account has been hacked :(
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:38, archived)
# Oh my fuck!
Please say this is shopped
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:39, archived)
# A long running Private Eye Picture of "Brillo Pad" with his 'friend' he just grappled with
Think his hairy arms were farmed and replanted on his head.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:10, archived)

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