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[challenge entry] Brusha Brusha Brusha
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 23:22, archived)
# secksi
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 1:12, archived)
# This is giving me the fucking fear
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 1:50, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 2:06, archived)
# SRSLY?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 2:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 23:14, archived)
# It's sure gonna be a beauuuuuuuuutiful game...
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 23:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
I couldn't work out who it was when I saw it last night. Silly me it seems.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Adrian Chiles. Your new FIFA CEO.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 23:00, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 20:47, archived)
# Yeah but...
No but...
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 20:49, archived)
# Fangs for the memory

(, Sun 31 May 2015, 22:18, archived)
# NOT SO FUCKING LEE
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 22:57, archived)
# CHRISTOPHER OLDLEE
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 1:52, archived)
# Also:
candles right there.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 1:59, archived)
# I had this as a bubblegum card. Well, I say bubblegum. Actually coloured cardboard.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 23:01, archived)
# Juicer tiem?
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 14:43, archived)
# i wouldn't mind calling in at the cock and seaman for an hour or so
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 14:52, archived)
# I'm on the way
Don't think I can do an hour. A few seconds maybe!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:01, archived)
# it's the new name of my local
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:05, archived)
# I hope that's true
and you can post a photo of their pub sign
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:29, archived)
# it will be on fb shortly
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:35, archived)
# Well we can't all see that can we.
I call cock 'n bull
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:40, archived)
# *sighs*
google cock and seaman pub, seaforth. it's causing my neighbours to be scandalised.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:43, archived)
# marvellous :)
have they got a picture sign or do they want us to design one?
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:51, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 22:32, archived)
# it went up last week
it's just a simple cockerel and sailor, nothing smutty.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:55, archived)
# I hope he's holding it suggestively
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:57, archived)
# sadly not :(
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 16:01, archived)
# :D
Get in contact with them
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 16:12, archived)
# You're doing a strangle-wank all wrong.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 16:20, archived)
# There used to be a mechanical clown in a glass case on Southend sea front
scared the fucking life out of me as a kid. This reminds me of it for some reason.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 16:36, archived)
# there was one outside blackpool funhouse, too
when the funhouse burned down, that fucking clown was the only thing that survived the fire :(
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 16:39, archived)
# are you sure it wasn't a monkey in a scuba mask?
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 16:42, archived)
# that's far less disturbing than the blackpool clown
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 16:50, archived)
# and the southend one
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 17:16, archived)
# That's certainly a LOT of fun.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 17:30, archived)
# See, this one just fucks you
whereas the one at southend fucked your entire childhood.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 17:33, archived)
# Wow! I apologize
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:47, archived)
# it's marketing genius!
everyone is calling it disgusting and saying they should change it back. all this means is that the new owners are getting all the free publicity they could possibly want!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:57, archived)
# My band stopped by for a pint at the Fighting Cocks, north of London
had no problem with the name back then (20 years ago now...) The place even made our national news recently.
www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/05/26/409756452/british-pub-ye-olde-fighting-cocks-is-asked-to-change-its-name
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 6:48, archived)
#
their plaque, I guess missed a chance to do something funny
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:58, archived)
# yep, that's it
every time i go the shop, i see people outside, taking pictures of the name!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 16:01, archived)
# A pub near me used to be called the "Oily Johnnies "
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 17:06, archived)
# I blame gentrification. Was it previously called the Spamdagger and Knobjuice?
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 17:08, archived)
# Not many people remember the stories of King Spamdagger and his faithful servant Knobjuice.
There are still a few pubs named after them, but as you say they're getting rarer now.
Of course Blackadder The Third was roughly based on some of their history.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 17:25, archived)
# It's only a model...
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 20:02, archived)
#
or the cock in cider
anyway, just before i crashed near Arundel, I took a pic of this. Sounds a bit like 'bum'.
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Feel free make you own missing ring remark
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:11, archived)
# are myhermes having a laugh?
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:32, archived)
# pfff!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:35, archived)
# I ordered a roll of bubble wrap off eBay.
I noticed the guy from Herpes come down my drive with said roll, and I nipped out and asked him to pop it in the garage for me, (the garage door was open).

I came out two hours later and he was still in the garage popping it !
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 19:42, archived)
#
Never use that joke in Brandon, Iowa.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 20:42, archived)
# I bet music night is fun
everyone blowing on the sailor's hornpipe
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 19:25, archived)
# How does one go about getting balloon-shredder implants?
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:07, archived)
# bupa
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:10, archived)
# R U TAKING TEH PISS OUT OF MY ARTZ?!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:17, archived)
# I'm doing my best.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 15:25, archived)
# I like this
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 17:27, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 20:26, archived)
# Disgusting!!! :(
*hates citrus
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 16:45, archived)
# Er, excuse me
but weren't you one of the terrible internet bullies who terribly internet bullied a certain someone with pictures of a certain fruit? Hmm?
AND NOW IT TURNS OUT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SHAMEFUL SECRET WHICH YOU HAVE TRIED TO DISGUISE BY ATTACKING OTHERS
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 17:31, archived)
# Mods!!!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 17:43, archived)
# XD
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 18:26, archived)
# ORDEP!!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 19:54, archived)
#

(, Sun 31 May 2015, 20:07, archived)
# Should've made them PEARS
PEARS would've been really funny!!!!!!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 18:23, archived)
# NO!
Mofaha scares me! :(
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 18:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 14:05, archived)
# hyuk!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 9:06, archived)
# Apart from the mouth, that photo looks like someone in a gimp suit fucking a turkey carcass.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 9:12, archived)
# Well hey, it's the weekend
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 9:20, archived)
# Dude sure knows how to have a good time.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 9:50, archived)
# i dont see it
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 9:54, archived)
# You removed the mouth!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 10:02, archived)
# \o
loling out loud
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 10:26, archived)
# Fp this pls
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 12:58, archived)
# In a way, doesn't everything?
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 12:38, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, where did you think the thieving little shits got their cash from?

(, Sat 30 May 2015, 20:37, archived)
# Nice to see Ed Balls getting work post-election
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 22:31, archived)
# Cheeky bastards.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The Prinsh of Darknesh...


(, Sat 30 May 2015, 19:25, archived)
# Fooku Count Dooku.
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 19:52, archived)
# He's really quite timid you know
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 22:35, archived)
# haha
I like this
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 4:43, archived)
# haha top silliness
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 10:26, archived)
# I like this
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Teeth of Wall St
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 19:06, archived)
# But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 19:53, archived)
# Sneaky.
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 21:19, archived)
# lol out loud
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Piss Poor Punnage...

(, Sat 30 May 2015, 18:58, archived)
# Right that's it
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 19:07, archived)
# Is that the Chairman of the Board?
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 19:28, archived)
# Fucking hell you replied! :-P
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 19:35, archived)
# Liar! No I didn't!
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 20:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 19:37, archived)
# Haha
she can do anything she wants!
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 20:35, archived)
# this

and this
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 6:13, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] MARO MARO SUAR KO! CHAMDI NEECHO PEELO KOON!
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 16:51, archived)
# Terrifying!
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 17:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha, you loon!
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 14:37, archived)
# Mad Max Fury Road: DELIVERANCE




The irony is, I love banjo. Many others, sadly, do not.
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 15:40, archived)
# Nice.
Ading this NWOT here, not a gif, doesnt do anything...

(, Sat 30 May 2015, 15:55, archived)
# dammit, now I wait for it to do something
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 21:21, archived)
# poor banjo man
is big shouty manbeast upsetting you?
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 16:00, archived)
# That's OK, The Doof Warrior will just tune up at 4am when he's trying to sleep ;)
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 11:14, archived)
# How is my fav antipodean?
Any new cars?
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 17:51, archived)
# I am as good as cold, my dear and hope you are as well
Not sure, have I shown you the '59 Buick yet????

If not... haha, here's Bella Buick! Lotsa pics! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bella-Buick/525180104291806
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 11:16, archived)
# No I hadn't seen her,
What a beauty! Interior looks damn good too. Buicks have always oozed style for me. I feel my painting senses tingling already!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:07, archived)
# Now that would have been awesome
A blind, mutant hillbilly standing on a speeding truck playing bluegrass with a flame throwing banjo.
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 9:53, archived)
# Have we met?
Because I like you already! ;)
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams OK?

(, Sat 30 May 2015, 14:35, archived)
# frodo is tiger
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 14:36, archived)
# kitty is only yawning, he's tired!
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I've always wondered what Dentists were on about...


(, Sat 30 May 2015, 12:46, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 13:30, archived)
# ha ha
its a long held belief I too have also had.
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 13:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 13:32, archived)
# and i thought they were playing bingo!
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 13:49, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 17:03, archived)
# "Hmm, this tooth is battlechipped."
"Otherwise, nice pegs."
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 17:55, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 11:16, archived)
# Pfft!
12/10 silly score
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 14:39, archived)
# Since nobody is looking
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 1:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 1:38, archived)
# I've run out of shadows
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] BOIDTEEF
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 23:44, archived)
# I hate it when tits grind
I feel all funny now!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 23:46, archived)
# AGH NO
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] OH WHAT A DAY
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 23:57, archived)
# Haha love that
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 0:00, archived)
# Tops!
This is lovely * has quick wank *
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 3:37, archived)
# Cor!
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 10:33, archived)
# BEWARE OF THE BOID
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] AVOID THE BOID.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 23:58, archived)
# awz
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] o/
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 1:23, archived)
# :d :d i MISS THE lEMONY fRESHNESS
CAPSLOCK LOLZ
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 2:24, archived)
# Wow this place is slooooooooow now.
What did you lot do?
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 10:09, archived)
# too much freebase/flanbase
(, Sun 31 May 2015, 0:11, archived)
# yay, lemons!
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 8:33, archived)
# Ahoy soldier!
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor punnage warning...


(, Fri 29 May 2015, 23:24, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 23:46, archived)
# Nice!
This has been the funniest post of the compo so far.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 23:53, archived)
# You silly little fucker
This is good *clonks*
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 3:39, archived)
# Oh, well played sir
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 12:29, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] This is why he never smiles!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 21:40, archived)

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