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Brusha Brusha Brusha
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 23:22,
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secksi
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 1:12,
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This is giving me the fucking fear
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 1:50,
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TGMTRFH
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 2:06,
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SRSLY?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 2:41,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 23:14,
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It's sure gonna be a beauuuuuuuuutiful game...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 23:30,
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Ha ha ha,
I couldn't work out who it was when I saw it last night. Silly me it seems.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:44,
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Adrian Chiles. Your new FIFA CEO.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 23:00,
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:)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:43,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 20:47,
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Yeah but...
No but...
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 20:49,
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Fangs for the memory
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 22:18,
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NOT SO FUCKING LEE
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 22:57,
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CHRISTOPHER OLDLEE
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 1:52,
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Also:
candles right there.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 1:59,
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I had this as a bubblegum card. Well, I say bubblegum. Actually coloured cardboard.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 23:01,
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Juicer tiem?
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 14:43,
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i wouldn't mind calling in at the cock and seaman for an hour or so
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 14:52,
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I'm on the way
Don't think I can do an hour. A few seconds maybe!
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:01,
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it's the new name of my local
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:05,
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I hope that's true
and you can post a photo of their pub sign
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:29,
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it will be on fb shortly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:35,
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Well we can't all see that can we.
I call cock 'n bull
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:40,
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*sighs*
google cock and seaman pub, seaforth. it's causing my neighbours to be scandalised.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:43,
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marvellous :)
have they got a picture sign or do they want us to design one?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:46,
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:51,
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Brilliant!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 22:32,
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it went up last week
it's just a simple cockerel and sailor, nothing smutty.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:55,
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I hope he's holding it suggestively
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:57,
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sadly not :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 16:01,
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:D
Get in contact with them
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 16:12,
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You're doing a strangle-wank all wrong.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 16:20,
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There used to be a mechanical clown in a glass case on Southend sea front
scared the fucking life out of me as a kid. This reminds me of it for some reason.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 16:36,
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there was one outside blackpool funhouse, too
when the funhouse burned down, that fucking clown was the only thing that survived the fire :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 16:39,
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are you sure it wasn't a monkey in a scuba mask?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 16:42,
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that's far less disturbing than the blackpool clown
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 16:50,
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and the southend one
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 17:16,
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That's certainly a LOT of fun.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 17:30,
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See, this one just fucks you
whereas the one at southend fucked your entire childhood.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 17:33,
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Wow! I apologize
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:47,
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it's marketing genius!
everyone is calling it disgusting and saying they should change it back. all this means is that the new owners are getting all the free publicity they could possibly want!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:57,
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My band stopped by for a pint at the Fighting Cocks, north of London
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tubaman ,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 6:48,
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their plaque, I guess missed a chance to do something funny
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:58,
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yep, that's it
every time i go the shop, i see people outside, taking pictures of the name!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 16:01,
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A pub near me used to be called the "Oily Johnnies "
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 17:06,
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I blame gentrification. Was it previously called the Spamdagger and Knobjuice?
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 17:08,
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Not many people remember the stories of King Spamdagger and his faithful servant Knobjuice.
There are still a few pubs named after them, but as you say they're getting rarer now. Of course Blackadder The Third was roughly based on some of their history.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 17:25,
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It's only a model...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 20:02,
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or the cock in cider anyway, just before i crashed near Arundel, I took a pic of this. Sounds a bit like 'bum'. ] Feel free make you own missing ring remark
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unclepills ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:11,
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are myhermes having a laugh?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:20,
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unclepills ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:32,
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pfff!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:35,
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I ordered a roll of bubble wrap off eBay.
I noticed the guy from Herpes come down my drive with said roll, and I nipped out and asked him to pop it in the garage for me, (the garage door was open). I came out two hours later and he was still in the garage popping it !
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 19:42,
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Never use that joke in Brandon, Iowa.
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unclepills ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 20:42,
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I bet music night is fun
everyone blowing on the sailor's hornpipe
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 19:25,
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How does one go about getting balloon-shredder implants?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:07,
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bupa
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:10,
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R U TAKING TEH PISS OUT OF MY ARTZ?!
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:17,
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I'm doing my best.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 15:25,
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I like this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 17:27,
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:(
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 20:26,
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Disgusting!!! :(
*hates citrus
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 16:45,
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Er, excuse me
but weren't you one of the terrible internet bullies who terribly internet bullied a certain someone with pictures of a certain fruit? Hmm? AND NOW IT TURNS OUT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SHAMEFUL SECRET WHICH YOU HAVE TRIED TO DISGUISE BY ATTACKING OTHERS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 17:31,
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Mods!!!
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 17:43,
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XD
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 18:26,
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ORDEP!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 19:54,
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 20:07,
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Should've made them PEARS
PEARS would've been really funny!!!!!!
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 18:23,
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NO!
Mofaha scares me! :(
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 18:25,
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Cakie So very tired... ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 20:44,
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 20:49,
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?
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AdrianJ ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 14:05,
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hyuk!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 14:39,
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 9:06,
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Apart from the mouth, that photo looks like someone in a gimp suit fucking a turkey carcass.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 9:12,
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Well hey, it's the weekend
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 9:20,
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Dude sure knows how to have a good time.
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Shlvng ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 9:50,
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i dont see it
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 9:54,
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You removed the mouth!
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 10:02,
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\o
loling out loud
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 10:26,
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Fp this pls
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 12:58,
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In a way, doesn't everything?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 12:38,
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FUCK
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 10:54,
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Well, where did you think the thieving little shits got their cash from?
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AdrianJ ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 20:37,
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Nice to see Ed Balls getting work post-election
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 22:31,
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Cheeky bastards.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 8:33,
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The Prinsh of Darknesh...
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AdrianJ ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 19:25,
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Fooku Count Dooku.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 19:52,
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He's really quite timid you know
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 22:35,
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haha
I like this
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 4:43,
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haha top silliness
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 10:26,
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I like this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 14:58,
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Teeth of Wall St
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 19:06,
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But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 19:53,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 19:53,
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Sneaky.
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 21:19,
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lol out loud
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mutated monty ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 1:49,
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Piss Poor Punnage...
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AdrianJ ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 18:58,
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Right that's it
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 19:07,
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Is that the Chairman of the Board?
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AdrianJ ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 19:28,
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Fucking hell you replied! :-P
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 19:35,
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Liar! No I didn't!
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AdrianJ ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 20:08,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 19:37,
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Haha
she can do anything she wants!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 20:35,
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this
and this
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 6:13,
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Ha ha!
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 10:30,
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MARO MARO SUAR KO! CHAMDI NEECHO PEELO KOON!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 16:25,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 16:51,
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Terrifying!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 17:04,
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 17:20,
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hahaha, you loon!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 14:37,
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Mad Max Fury Road: DELIVERANCE
The irony is, I love banjo. Many others, sadly, do not.
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 15:40,
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Nice.
Ading this NWOT here, not a gif, doesnt do anything...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 15:55,
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dammit, now I wait for it to do something
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 21:21,
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poor banjo man
is big shouty manbeast upsetting you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 16:00,
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That's OK, The Doof Warrior will just tune up at 4am when he's trying to sleep ;)
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 11:14,
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How is my fav antipodean?
Any new cars?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 17:51,
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I am as good as cold, my dear and hope you are as well
Not sure, have I shown you the '59 Buick yet???? If not... haha, here's Bella Buick! Lotsa pics! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bella-Buick/525180104291806
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 11:16,
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No I hadn't seen her,
What a beauty! Interior looks damn good too. Buicks have always oozed style for me. I feel my painting senses tingling already!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:07,
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Now that would have been awesome
A blind, mutant hillbilly standing on a speeding truck playing bluegrass with a flame throwing banjo.
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gijoel ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 9:53,
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Have we met?
Because I like you already! ;)
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 11:13,
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Seams OK?
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AdrianJ ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 14:35,
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frodo is tiger
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 14:36,
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kitty is only yawning, he's tired!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 15:03,
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I've always wondered what Dentists were on about...
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AdrianJ ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 12:46,
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lol
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rob ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 13:30,
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ha ha
its a long held belief I too have also had.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 13:31,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 13:32,
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and i thought they were playing bingo!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 13:39,
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Hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 13:49,
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Haha
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 14:13,
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Nice!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 17:03,
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"Hmm, this tooth is battlechipped."
"Otherwise, nice pegs."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 17:55,
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XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 17:59,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 11:16,
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Pfft!
12/10 silly score
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 14:39,
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Since nobody is looking
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 1:31,
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:D
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 1:38,
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I've run out of shadows
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 1:51,
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BOIDTEEF
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 23:44,
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I hate it when tits grind
I feel all funny now!
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 23:46,
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AGH NO
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 23:50,
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OH WHAT A DAY
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 23:57,
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Haha love that
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 0:00,
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Tops!
This is lovely * has quick wank *
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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 3:37,
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Cor!
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Shlvng ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 10:33,
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BEWARE OF THE BOID
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 23:56,
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AVOID THE BOID.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 23:58,
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awz
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 18:00,
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Hello
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 0:24,
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o/
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Frogbeat ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 1:23,
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:d :d i MISS THE lEMONY fRESHNESS
CAPSLOCK LOLZ
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 2:24,
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Wow this place is slooooooooow now.
What did you lot do?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 10:09,
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too much freebase/flanbase
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 31 May 2015, 0:11,
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yay, lemons!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 8:33,
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Ahoy soldier!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 10:09,
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Poor punnage warning...
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AdrianJ ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 23:24,
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Arf!
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 23:46,
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Nice!
This has been the funniest post of the compo so far.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 23:53,
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You silly little fucker
This is good *clonks*
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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 3:39,
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Oh, well played sir
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo! ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 12:29,
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^this
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 30 May 2015, 13:51,
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This is why he never smiles!
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 21:31,
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 29 May 2015, 21:40,
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