Later on, he read a pulp novel which made one root for the hero
then went for a drive but had an accident - left a dentine his bumper.
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Tue 2 Jun 2015, 0:21,
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Heheh! Madonna gets the wrong idea about Nuclear Medicine Breast Imaging?
Or just your everyday thermonorkular brallistic missiles?
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 23:52,
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You know, just to put your toasted lettuce comment into a wider context.
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:52,
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haha actually that would be a good image challenge: can you recontextualise a salad item using the medium of photoshop, or perhaps we could just post our recipes
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:54,
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on the other hand we could do "celebrity nose product endorsement movie posters"
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:55,
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I missed out "change one letter", that could make all the difference
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:00,
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Since posting my comment I have realised that I have in the past cooked lettuce.
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2520/roasted-lettuce
I can only apologise and say "PEARS".
P.S. Happy Candlemas, Mobby.
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:03,
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I can only apologise and say "PEARS".
P.S. Happy Candlemas, Mobby.
Oh, it all starts out nice, but this is how it always ends: "PEARS"
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:04,
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If any of you uses my recipes I want FULL DETAILS posted on /board along with lots of yummy pictures!
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:13,
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Actually that looks alright
Not my sort of thing personally because it's more decorative than substantial, but it looks good and I imagine it would taste ok.
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:11,
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I've just noticed that the credit is given to Gordon Ramsey so it's probably just the product of radish-rage.
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:17,
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1) WASH THE FUCKING LETTUCE
2) CHOP UP THE CUNTING TOMATOES
3) IT'S NOW READY TO EAT YOU FUCKING PRICK
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:58,
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3) IT'S NOW READY TO EAT YOU FUCKING PRICK
............i.........made..........this.........just........for..........you...................................................................................
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:47,
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You realise that eventually you will be posting a blank square, Atomic?
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:51,
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I KNOW!! I'm simply honouring the Birthday boy with being called Atomic for 24 hours. Have you no sense of tradition?
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 23:37,
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That just made me splutter in my coffee
The rest of the cyber cafe now thinks I'm disturbed...
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Tue 2 Jun 2015, 14:03,
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The hoots of welcome turned to keening wails as we harvested the eyes.
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Brainy!
Now this could be interpreted at least two ways. Are those critters doing the harvesting, say, from humans who initially welcomed them? Or are they the ones being harvested, poor naive aliens that thought the humans were being friendly when they waved those scalpels about?
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:52,
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The demand for eyes is such
that growing them in a cave is the only way to keep up with demand.
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:02,
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They're growing humans in a cave?
Disgusting! I demand free-range eyeballs!
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:07,
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"The hoots of welcome turned to keening wails as we harvested the eyes" is not a sentence which I expected to hear today.
*edit* Compo it, man!!
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:11,
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I wouldn't want my fresh eyes spoiled by daylight,
far better to grow them in caves under the dim glow of fluorescent fungi.
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:23,
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Hey little boy, what you got there?
Kind sir, it's a mollusc I've found.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5K_w9Tbhoc
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:14,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5K_w9Tbhoc
I wonder if you paid Rolls Royce enough if they would actually do this.
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:55,
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hahaha
" Hello mr Royce, yes yes that's right magenta... no no it's three hairs per ball. Thankyou".
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:14,
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Time for a brush... with death!
Which is, incidentally, a new kids' dental education show featuring Judge Death, Death from Sandman and Death from Discworld.
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:42,
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Clinically proven relief...
...from the pain of sensible teeth.
[Yes, it's both a RP and a COAP.]
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 11:51,
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[Yes, it's both a RP and a COAP.]
I bet he likes a nice bit of Wensleydale
BTW, last year we went to the place where they make Wensleydale cheese. Their shop has several large displays devoted to Wallace&Gromit merchandising.
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Mon 1 Jun 2015, 10:50,
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