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[challenge entry] nelly was always eager to help
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 20:11, archived)
#
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# FILMMAKER + SONGWRITER + FRIEND
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[challenge entry] Oliver was eager to show Nelly the etchings he'd picked up on his travels...
etc
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 23:35, archived)
# Now do a Dylan version :)
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 23:55, archived)
# darling she said i was yards too greasy
my ears are a light
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 23:57, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 0:54, archived)
# haha! judas!
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 1:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
you cheeky scamp
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 2:15, archived)
# oh, perfect =)
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 11:42, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 12:27, archived)
# ha.
super
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 12:28, archived)
# You must get stoned...
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
I would have missed this if my phone didn't log me out
Thanks again Mofahahahaha ya fucking cunt shit putting me on ignore so I miss half the fucking board
Stop fucking sulking about what the fuck ever
Someone please pass this message on to the piss flap head
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 12:56, archived)
# i'll just slip this in here



which is where all the trouble began
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# :D
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# ace
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# Somewhat similar
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# Ha Ha!!
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[challenge entry]
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# HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HALO 1
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 19:44, archived)
# ye olde fuque-lyft
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# I don't get FL's
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# It's fucking science.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 20:04, archived)
# Hahaha oh Pedro
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 20:05, archived)
# His FUCKLIFT killed the board....................AGAIN!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:23, archived)
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# I'm so sorry i posted a better

above yours on the board ha ha ha
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 20:26, archived)
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# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:31, archived)
# Hello noob....please read our FAQ about flooding the board with FUCKLIFTS...
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:39, archived)
# It's fine they all loves em
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:42, archived)
# ...oh oh...
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:51, archived)
# Wha?
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#
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# Lets not go there
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 20:23, archived)
# You can lift a big FUCK with that.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 20:27, archived)
# OBVS

(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 20:35, archived)
# dats rite yo
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:11, archived)
# Right in the FUCKLIFT
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:27, archived)
# Mama sed nock yu up
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:34, archived)
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# kat iz not imprezzed
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:41, archived)
# FP THAT MEOOOOW

(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:43, archived)
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# GSM (f&s only) will step us.... oh hold on you are one of the FUCKing GSM
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:49, archived)
# Stay away from HT's dark closet....jusssayin
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:54, archived)
# Oh it's fine. I just found out...
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#
workin in da coal mine coal mine coal mine
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 20:43, archived)
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# FUCKLIFT WINS!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:36, archived)
# Not high enough by FUCK

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# NEVA
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# oh yeah?...*checks FP*...
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:49, archived)
# NIGHT FUCKERS
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:51, archived)
# Here you go, bro...
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 19:57, archived)
# WUT
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 22:40, archived)
# u juss jelly
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 19:34, archived)
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[challenge entry]
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 19:15, archived)
# Fucklifts of the gods
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 3:39, archived)
# I didn't even notice this in my frenzy!
XD
(, Sun 16 Aug 2015, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] la de da daa
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# VJ Day. *salutes*

(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 15:37, archived)
# :D
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# He's thinking back to all the time he spent knee-deep in a soggy hole
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 16:12, archived)
# Trench foot lol
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# :D
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[challenge entry]
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 15:13, archived)
# hee hee
is that mugabe?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 15:23, archived)
# mugabe it is, mugabe it isnt
:)
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 15:34, archived)
# Now Muga be
Now you don't
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 15:37, archived)
# arf
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] They were amazing bearings, too.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] An early gamebook
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] This was all fields....
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 14:15, archived)
# 'Bowser' Wars, surely?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 10:54, archived)
# well i like it... 'click'
which makes you a dirty pervert.. sick fuck!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Attack and destroy all the peasants !
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 8:43, archived)
# Haha :D
runs up some stairs

oh i'm nein apaz
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor fluffy!



(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 6:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Asbolina knows all the olde tricks.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 2:07, archived)
# Yeah that's it
Post over the cancer thread you heartless motherfucker
Also *click*
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 2:30, archived)
# fishy
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 19:26, archived)
#
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#
in the bush
in the bush
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 20:46, archived)
# Cancer
It's a horrible subject I know.
My name is Rob and I live in Wales but I have a cousin who moved over to America about 15 years ago. He's recently been diagnosed with a very rare form of cancer. We've all been trying our best to give him all the support we can given that we are so far away.

The doctors told him that if you give your cancer a name and a name of someone that you dislike then you will have a greater chance of fighting it. So he named it Clarence after the bad guy in Robocop as it was his childhood favourite filM, plus Clarence is a smug mutherfucker.

Anyone who would like to post pics of Clarence meeting his end in any way shape or form would be greatly appreciated and provide strength and support to my cousin.


(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:36, archived)
# I know someone who nearly met his end but ended up spraining his back
Happy magic healthy moonbeams to your cousin!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:45, archived)
# :'(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:48, archived)
# At first glance I thought this was going to be something horrific and mastectomy related
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha!!
*always keeps onions handy, just in case*
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 9:11, archived)
# What cup size is your cousin, just out of interest?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:54, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:56, archived)
# A/S/D?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 1:53, archived)
# Jesus I'm really sorry to hear that. Wales eh?
Soz, not got the Skillz to do any decent potatoshopping. Best wishes to your cousin.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:56, archived)
# Subtle
You must be from the valleys?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 4:31, archived)
# Can you fly, Bobby?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:04, archived)
# no clarence but I did find this
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# It's been nearly 2 years since I reposted this!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:20, archived)
# Haha
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#

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# Hahaha
Brilliant!!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2015, 9:32, archived)
#


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# Only $1?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 6:44, archived)
# its nud a tumour!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:40, archived)
# Oh fuck
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# Good job guys
I think we beat this thing
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 10:07, archived)
# Ahaha! Beautiful.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 17:27, archived)
# Every time I go into my local Cancer Research shop they're not doing any research at all.
Unless re-arranging cardigans and drinking weak tea are potential carcinogens.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 1:12, archived)
# They keep checking all the second hand books
Just in case "teh secret to life" is stashed inside
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 11:07, archived)
# 120k version
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 1:17, archived)
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# it's Cancer Potato!!
HAI!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 2:34, archived)
# I'm sorry I don't have any images of Clarence, though I wish your friend the best of luck in getting through this terribly shitty situation
All I have to say is, if I'm ever diagnosed with cancer, I'm naming it Megatron
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 8:36, archived)
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[challenge entry] Most people don't know that Say Anything was a remake.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:31, archived)
# Don't understand the "Say Anything" reference
The lyrics are from Fishbone, aren't they?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:43, archived)
#
If I die and go to hell real soon
it will appear to me as this room
for eternity I'd lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned
with the pillow under my head
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:44, archived)
# I watched that while listening to this.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:26, archived)
# "John Cusack is playing Fishbone's 'Bonin' in the Boneyard' in the actual scene"
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:48, archived)
# Ah, totally don't know anything about that
I thought you were referring to the band
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:49, archived)
# looks like maynard james keenan
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 22:10, archived)
# I've heard some Tool but I'm ashamed to say...
had to google Keenan. What with that and Say Anything the band, I have two whole new seams of listening to mine. Score!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 2:02, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 4:45, archived)
[challenge entry] eldritch vaperich
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:06, archived)
# did sulaco sik
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:18, archived)
# I came here with my dick in my hand, don't make me leave here with my foot in yo' ass. Be cool And don't worry bout how I'm ripping this shit. When I'm flipping what I'm kicking nigga, that's just what I do
don't make me leave here with my foot in yo' ass. Be cool And don't worry bout how I'm ripping this shit. When I'm flipping what I'm kicking nigga that's just what I do
mofuckinhosnshit
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 19:13, archived)
#
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# #getthelondonlook
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 19:26, archived)
# maybe your born
with it
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# extreme teabagging
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 22:11, archived)
# THAT'S DISGUSTING
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 22:38, archived)
# He looks a bit like Peter Bayliss
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:40, archived)
# They're related
BUT NOT IN A HOMOSEXUAL WAY I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 1:51, archived)
# well, I sure hell won't be putting pressure on THAT wound
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 19:41, archived)
# You'll want to put that in some water so it doesn't wither
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:25, archived)
# but mine shrinks when wet
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:35, archived)
# Then it is beyond the reach of folk medicine.
Have you tried jazz medicine?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:45, archived)
# my anus is bleeding...
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 20:44, archived)
# I'M BLEEDING OUT MY FUCKING BALLS, DUDE
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 21:45, archived)
# A cock in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 21:02, archived)
# one in the cave?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 22:37, archived)
# do the nipples next
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 22:37, archived)
# Always with the nipples.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:53, archived)
# Well, that's something you don't see every day.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:54, archived)
# show off
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta testing
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 17:29, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 17:33, archived)
# I recently wrote up a big list of types of spuds
It's in a taterbase.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 17:57, archived)
# So, the king of the potato people threw a grand ball to marry off his daughter, the beautiful Princess Potato.
She told the King at the end of the evening she had met and fallen in love with someone called Des Lynam.
"Is he one of the Jersey Royals?" asked the King. "No" replied the young princess. "Well, is he a King Edward then?". "No, father" she confessed.
"Well, who is he? Is he not from any royal family then?"
"No father, he's just a common 'tater..."
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 18:17, archived)
# At least he wasn't a dick tater
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# It's a play on words.
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# I mean, just gaz me if you're confused.
me mongychops
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 22:08, archived)
#
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# Don't fight!
No need to have a battle of the river plate.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Der der, der der...
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 17:08, archived)
# Yes, I like it!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 17:33, archived)
# fake
no bridge
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 17:34, archived)
# Haha
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# "Look, over there!! Sardines!!"
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:44, archived)
# Ha!
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# Punch him on the nose!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this (on page 80 something) and think it should win.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 16:50, archived)
# Reichstag?
also, WOO!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm going to post this here.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] and this
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] also...
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 17:19, archived)

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