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[challenge entry] 1Dee
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:56, archived)
# I met Jack Dee once
Well, stood next to him in a Students Union DJ booth before he was due to do a standup gig. Didn't smile at all at the other comedians' acts. Might be that he was just good at self-control since it was during his "miserable git who never smiles" phase.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:36, archived)
# that's the face of a man
who's comfortable pushing a trolley full of junk whilst smelling faintly of piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:39, archived)
# I can't dance to his stuff. Also, I can't dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:44, archived)
# The good looking one in the band
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Jim Bean?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:46, archived)
# Lovely Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:55, archived)
# from the eyes up looks like tom baker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:13, archived)
# haha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)
# ha ha, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh No
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:10, archived)
# Oooooh!
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:44, archived)
# Shitter ye not!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Cushty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:52, archived)
# AHA!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:01, archived)
# HAHA, needs more plonker?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:45, archived)
# Haha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:55, archived)
# He looks like Paul Calf.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:38, archived)
# He looks like Tracey Thorn
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Ahh the original Sihuanaba
before SJP took the crown
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:33, archived)
# I had to google to be able to agree
/agree
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 1:27, archived)
# Shit in the Rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:16, archived)
# Found this circulating facebook. Couldn't help myself doing the obvious etc etc...

Quick and shit!
(101 Teeth, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:35, archived)
# Excellent*

*except you spelled 'teh' wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] word
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:55, archived)
# This is really tremendous and I'm sorry that everyone ignored it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Boy George Carlin?
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:51, archived)
# I REALLY WANT TO HURT YOU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:56, archived)
# Nightmare material. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:20, archived)
# i could never hurt you ~.~;;<3<3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:08, archived)
# *Turns nightlight on*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:46, archived)
# better to see you with
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 3:39, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:52, archived)
# YES - WE'VE GOT A VIDEO.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:20, archived)
# Needs more replies
Gave me a good laugh this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:58, archived)
# Roy Wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Tribute Album?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 23:01, archived)
# He takes 3 puppeteers to perform the tender act of love.

(Frogcloset (noun), Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:36, archived)
# The resemblence is uncanny
(gijoel, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:23, archived)
# My fave!


Click for bigger (139 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:13, archived)
# PLEASE don't let Frogbeat see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 23:27, archived)
# Well that was lovely until the YOU KNOW WHAT
EDIT - although I've just remembered that "Margoyles" is pronounced "Mar-ga-leez" so in fact she should be advertising "Gargle-Ease", which I can only assume would be some sort of lozenge. So there you go, I've basically done all the prep for your next image and I don't even want royalties. Have a lovely day everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:57, archived)
# Lovely cuddly lesbian Womble, Miriam Margolyes
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:10, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©
I'd like to see a flick-off with Sandi Toksvig. (Not really).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it a nudey film, Father?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Good moaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:34, archived)
# A very small casserole?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Vanished, Lord Percy, not varnished.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:36, archived)
# QUADRA-WOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 23:26, archived)
# Like
an old oak table?
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] you lucky people
(I helped save b3ta! trumpduck, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:25, archived)
# ha!
I applaud this muchly
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Louis CK Armstrong
Thanks to me bro for the 'shop help.



(I helped save b3ta! willmod, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:13, archived)
# That's cheating
No getting help from a grown-up
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:29, archived)
# stork&pork
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:58, archived)
# This is gonna be the best xmas ever!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:19, archived)
# Send it to The Guardian!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:25, archived)
# is he a mod?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:37, archived)
# oh wait, do you mean zuul of temple gozer?
is he the gatekeeper?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:44, archived)
# LOVE IT!!!! Outstanding work sir/maam/in between.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:26, archived)
# all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:36, archived)
# Dave fucked a pig.
Ha Ha !!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:47, archived)
# Original Emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:39, archived)
# Link is bork
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:58, archived)
# Try turning it off and on again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:47, archived)
# Thanks that worked great
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:25, archived)
# 3 lefties?
Get fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:24, archived)
# Get Fucklifted!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:48, archived)
# The best thing he ever did was getting eaten by Space Ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:47, archived)
# Would love to see that but can't find it. Got a link, please, Cap'n?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 23:25, archived)
# The episode of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast is called "Curse".
He also eats Moby.
You'll have to do your own search for it - I'm at work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:18, archived)
# Slightly Hammy overtones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:17, archived)
# and burnt crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:31, archived)
# Can you hear me, Steven?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:40, archived)
# So THIS is what the great HappyToast looks like IRL?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:51, archived)
# he wishes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:55, archived)
# if he grew a beard........
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)
# beards be itchy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:00, archived)
# Haha
Damn you...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:59, archived)
# Fresh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:09, archived)
# Fresh!
Exciting

:D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:47, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:02, archived)
# does he have water-repelling powers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:04, archived)
# Yes...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:06, archived)
# And so's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:09, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:09, archived)
# really? did you and brian split up?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:11, archived)
# Why, I oughta...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:24, archived)
# nice and gives me an idea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:17, archived)
# as uze
obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:10, archived)
# Robin never gets any actoin.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:21, archived)
# he's the one doing the pissing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:24, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's Catwoman throwing her wet pussies around.
But now that you mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:39, archived)
# He deserves a ward.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:11, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:32, archived)
# Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:41, archived)
# Where does he get those wonderful toys?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:13, archived)
# To the bat pole!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:41, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:14, archived)
# this is full've good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:46, archived)
# ya'rite?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:15, archived)
# Stupidness!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:01, archived)
# You should know.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:08, archived)
# BFL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:22, archived)
# HOLY FUCKLIFTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Epic! 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:36, archived)
#
Someday in the distant future, man will come to realize that this is not just a photoshopped image, but a work of art.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:54, archived)
# I'm already there!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:08, archived)
# o/\o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:48, archived)
# Is that parked in your garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:26, archived)
# batty!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:22, archived)
# This is rather special.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:48, archived)
# Super hero sunday is shit giu
XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:41, archived)
# wow.
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 9 Dec 2015, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Ground control to Ginger Tom.....
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 14:55, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:10, archived)
# this would have made it about 87% weirder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:55, archived)

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