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[challenge entry] Havering on your behalf.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:28, archived)
# Has someone recommended that you walk 500 miles? or even 500 more?
Were you fully appraised of the possible risks of injury?
You could be entitled to compensation.
Call the ProClaimers now!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:40, archived)
# I had to travel to Toronto to get a priest's written evidence for my claim. One heck of a long letter, he had to shorten it a bit. I was told
"When you go, will you send back a letter from a cleric, eh?
(Take a look if he'll redact)
From ye fanny in Canada."
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:58, archived)
# I received a nasty blistering injury to my thumb from two hours of pushing broom. Can I claim?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 23:03, archived)
# Trump's helping out, I see
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:42, archived)
# I'm rationing my pixels, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:57, archived)
# BREXIT'S FAULT
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 23:02, archived)
# I was in a rush, actually.
But Brexitβ„’ can bloody do one.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Black at his Back, Sack and Crack Shack©.
Eeeeeh...itsh a Wonderful Life.

(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:07, archived)
# mictoboy's had her
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:09, archived)
# Dope.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:11, archived)
# oh shit, not again!
:D

Nevermind, it wasn't you... b3ta.com/board/11208570
(, Wed 14 Sep 2016, 3:35, archived)
[challenge entry] As it's slow...The Final Countdown...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 16:57, archived)
# Tiny, tiny microphone hands.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought that was Don Jovi
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 18:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 18:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 19:53, archived)
# needs more laissez faire
(lens flare)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Pft...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 12:49, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 15:57, archived)
# ah shaddapa
love it
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 16:02, archived)
# wassa madda you?
eh?
(, Fri 16 Sep 2016, 14:22, archived)
# dun - dun - dun - la da da...


(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 12:02, archived)
# Well
That's my 'earworm' for the day! :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 12:33, archived)
# Wait is it a story written by Roald Dahl?
Or Roald Dahl is playing the dancer in the opening credits?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 12:39, archived)
# I always assumed the dancer was that tart from "Butterflies" who'd gone a bit loopy.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 18:19, archived)
#
I can't imagine Wendy dancing in the nud. Not even in the 70s.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 18:31, archived)
# BRB.
(You massive lurker, you).
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 23:06, archived)
# ka-ching!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 10:53, archived)
# At current exchange rates it would sell to America for $10
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pearoast
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 12:48, archived)
# Perfect expression
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 17:49, archived)
# and Iran
(, Wed 14 Sep 2016, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 3:47, archived)
# Float like a butterball
Sting like a Sting
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 4:20, archived)
# adult incontinence is no laughing matter
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 6:58, archived)
# Yeah, I'm not convinced by the Scholastic rebranding
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 7:57, archived)
# Bin Dune.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 18:20, archived)
# Have a little feyd in him
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Dee Snider, spider rider, making cider for Shaun Ryder.
Bollocks. That's two r(i)(y)ders. Fuck it. HAVE IT.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Dave Mustaine on a train to Spain in the rain with his massive brain.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:45, archived)
# You are very silly.
Also: clicked both
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:00, archived)
# I felt both clicks. They were nice. Thank you.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:10, archived)
# Which side of the sign is Spain?
Is it defiantly the side the train is on?
Because if not this is total BS m8
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:02, archived)
# It's artistic license. Something which you would know absolutely nothing about.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:12, archived)
# No idea what your on about
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:17, archived)
# Oh, that's clever...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:40, archived)
# Check out the big brain on Brad!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:02, archived)
#

(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:05, archived)
# I approve of this image.
Motherfucking Battenburg. Trips off the tongue.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:43, archived)
# you forgot the Large Haydron Spider Collider ;-)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 16:05, archived)
# That would make Incy wince.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 17:54, archived)
# Can you make this 800px across pls
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:45, archived)
# Only if you dress up like that bird in "Home Improvement" again.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:49, archived)
# oh hai catnippppp
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:01, archived)
# How is that pint hovering?
Forget about the size of the spider for a while
You need to get you'are shit together :(
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:04, archived)
# Unless Mr Snider has been involved in an unfortunate kitchen mandolin cheese-slicing incident which has passed me by I believe that he has two hands?
Even if he doesn't he could be balancing the glass on his penis.
P.S. Have you SEEN the house spiders this year? That's a tiddler.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:14, archived)
# I just read the last three words if I'm honest
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:18, archived)
# Oh, I do apologise - I've suddenly lost the ability to read.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems logical.....
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:23, archived)
# Great minds...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 8:28, archived)
# Channel 4 to broadcast the great british bake off
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:03, archived)
#
Has Noel got a soggy bottom?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:09, archived)
# If Channel 4 ever
plan another Wank Week, then they could have a soggy biscuit special.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:29, archived)
# NO
:(
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:05, archived)
# wouldn't, would, would, wouldn't
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 1:43, archived)
# ha! shopped pics only please etc
also if they change any aspect no matter how small i'll "take to social media"
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Wireless for sound
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:54, archived)
# nice
the future IS Milton Keynes shopping centre
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 21:05, archived)
# takes 30 years to get round it - evn on skates
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 21:41, archived)
# best viewed via a bbc news helicopter live feed
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 22:08, archived)
# BBC and Cliff in the same post, careful, the libel lawyers are already circling
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 22:10, archived)
# meh - media got away with saville insinuation for decades
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 22:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 22:10, archived)
# NSFW.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:03, archived)
# Look out - CLIFF !
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:30, archived)
# OH, THAT'S REALLY RATHER GOOD, YOU KNOW.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:50, archived)
# Is he on one of those hoverboard things,
and is that an iPhone 7 in an ironic case on his belt?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:49, archived)
# Channel 4 announce new sponsorship deal for Bake Off!

(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:51, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] White lines ............
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:58, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:03, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha genius!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 21:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 22:11, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 18:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:27, archived)
# gjfcbshsctfsff
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:34, archived)
# f5
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:35, archived)
#
thanks
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:38, archived)
# I now have this on autocomplete yessss
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:44, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:21, archived)
# Is he waving a little white flag of surrender?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:38, archived)
#
no its a cleaver!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:02, archived)
# Unusual plumes in history #17
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:13, archived)
# Where can I get the back catalogue?
#1-16
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:25, archived)
# all perished in the great b3tards cull
:'''''''(
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:45, archived)
#
lol holy shit
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:46, archived)
# not very practical, he can't go through doorways or do anything like that
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:52, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 14:04, archived)
# sorry if this is a bit highbrow for you all
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:22, archived)
# This stinks!
;)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Fork Handles

(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:02, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 17:55, archived)
# Terrible food hygiene there. If he has a cold and sneezes on that food, you'll get the runs in noses.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:30, archived)
# Puns and Closes!
*hopes this is the last post*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 17:34, archived)
# "But what hope do we have against you, Dad, in the Selfie contest?"
"None, son." *poses*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:11, archived)
# Go away Tribs, I wanted to win!
*shuns and loses*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:31, archived)
# Aww, sounds like you've got tons o' woeses
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:38, archived)
# And it's night time now, let's finish this thread
Done! *sun goeses*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:41, archived)
# sorry

noses had been done and I feel foolish and worthless
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 19:46, archived)
# enough already
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:07, archived)
# This is such a touching photo, it would inspire a Bride of Christ to write poetry
Yay for Nuns n' Proses!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] silly :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 17:09, archived)
# Phwoar!
Oh shit, I missed my b3taday!
*puts trousers back on*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Finally. After all these years.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 13:30, archived)
# IN MY LIFE, THERE'S BEEN HEARTBREAK AND PAIN
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 13:32, archived)
# I DON'T KNOOOOOW IF I CAN FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYCE IT AGAIN
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:16, archived)
# (probably not)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:16, archived)
# Can't stop now....
(, Thu 15 Sep 2016, 18:06, archived)
#
you know what? I actually do want to know what love is

and I want you to show me
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 13:35, archived)
# Ok here's the thing, friends who have nothing to say
nobody refreshes this board anymore for many reasons, me included! I'm here now though if anyone remembers the good times and wants more
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 13:41, archived)
# THAT WAS YOUR CUE FOR A WITTY RETORT YOU FAT SPASTICS
is there really nobody hitting f5 on their keyboard any more? I love you, we love you, let's chat on b3ta messageboard
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 13:53, archived)
# *chats*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 14:15, archived)
# Seriously though there can't be just us
Hope you're well btw
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 14:17, archived)
# I think it might be. All the cool kids have gone back to school
I'm doing ok, you?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 14:25, archived)
# I represent the entire internet to you right know
I'm sure you can understand the pressure
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:09, archived)
# (meth is hard to make)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 16:21, archived)
# Let's meth!
It works for the DPRK, why not us, man?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 16:37, archived)
# i think there are at least the same number of, if not more, regular visitors to b3ta
but they've been scared into lurking permanently by you, and similar users, using words like fat, spastics, and all this talk of same species love

b3ta needs a new board for sensitive users where they're free of being called "fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots" and it'd flourish

sock - the saviour of b3ta
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:14, archived)
# how dare you say any of this
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:21, archived)
# i bet clay is reading it and nodding
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:23, archived)
#
https://youtu.be/IXE6_j1N7o8?list=RDMM9OFpfTd0EIs
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:27, archived)
# best strangle wank ever etc
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:29, archived)
# how do we make besties on this website
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:38, archived)
# you need to cut your finger and write a love poem with the blood
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:44, archived)
# or click Add friend
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:46, archived)
# sure, take the easy route
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 16:04, archived)
# I don't want to edit my last post but also I don't want people thinking I'm nasty
nobody suicide please
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:39, archived)
# Leave Nobby Alone !
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 16:04, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 16:29, archived)
# Well, that rules out /talk....and /links.....and /qotw
maybe Rob should introduce a /newsletter board
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:47, archived)
# perhaps a new website entirely and only nice people are invited
instead of clicking "i am not a robot" you'd click "i am not a donkey raping shit eating fuck faced spastic shitcunt" to be sure
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 15:58, archived)
# In all conscience, I don't think I could click that.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 16:22, archived)
# the system works
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 16:41, archived)
# Damn that's clever
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 17:38, archived)
# It all went a bit downhill for me once my workplace started blocking b3ta

Luckily, I only post mediocre stuff at best
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:15, archived)
# I wanna know what love is
I want Flash_Bastard to show me
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 14:35, archived)
# I hope he lets Howard Jones know.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Be Dum Dum Dayo!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 11:24, archived)
# Good grief.
That took me AGES.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 12:34, archived)
# Imagine the alternate dimension where frank zappa is queen
and Freddie is in the vengaboys
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 13:34, archived)
# FUCK
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:17, archived)
# A Note at the Ipera
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 14:29, archived)
# A Gay at the Racist.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 0:08, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 16:15, archived)
# I had to filename to see what you'd shopped!
Top work Ninj.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 16:47, archived)
# OOh ta!
:)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:17, archived)
# Not this is something I like!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 20:16, archived)
# well, that's getting the fuck clicked out of it
(, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 14:50, archived)

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