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[challenge entry] EU subtitles
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:48, archived)
# Lovely work
Bannon reminds me of Harry Enfield as an old git
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:05, archived)
# Ah yes, it's this character isn't it
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:07, archived)
# Or maybe an old Wayne Slob?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:15, archived)
# That's it.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:18, archived)
# that's loadsamoney...
here's your old git

(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:34, archived)
# Sorry to disagree but that's Frank Doberman. THIS is Loadsamoney;
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:50, archived)
# you are :|



(oh yeh silly me)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:50, archived)
# and the 2nd one down reminds me of a sick bloated Bob Odenkirk...
I feel bad for saying it
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:34, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©
(He does).
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:45, archived)
#
This lil thing from 2015 resurfaced the other day, annoying news anchor thrown out from a Trump press meeting and some staff guy decides to add insult with a Get out of my country

/pol
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:33, archived)
# Keep it classy
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:38, archived)
# I liked this photo
She's pregnant - that's big news - and big news needs a photo and she's give the media one where she's like a black virgin mary.

Which will annoy racists.

Good for her.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:47, archived)
# It'll piss off the nutjob christians too
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:09, archived)
# wow!
I'm a believer!!

Twice!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:36, archived)
# The best reason.
Nothing quite like the forgiving and peaceful adherents of a loving god, being sent into a frenzy of hateful rage.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:27, archived)
# yup
well said
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 20:04, archived)
# did she say it was meant to be classy?
looks like a bit of fun to me. Which is more than can be said for the "make a meme" generator
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:59, archived)
# I definitely got a Moana vibe off this
Maternal figure, draped in green, blooming in both senses.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:05, archived)
# I like this!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 18:11, archived)
# thank god for that.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:00, archived)
# mein twitter
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW



gumph!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] it's surprisingly small
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:04, archived)
# All hands on deck! (Because it sounds a bit like "dick" - do you see?).
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:37, archived)
# I do! i do see!!!!!
*wipes away salty tear*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:40, archived)
# Can you put that thing away now, please?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:44, archived)
# I keep repeatedly trying to force it back down with my fist.
but it keeps springing back up again!

I think it like it
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] There you go Fowler for Daley! . . . Aw shit, you meant AUTHOR!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:37, archived)
# well there's my earworm for the day
"I can be so good for you!"
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:55, archived)
# I know you can
But what's the earworm? ;)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:07, archived)
# the theme to "the Gaffer"
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:20, archived)
# They don't make 'em like they used to
probably for the best "GEERROFF!"
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:54, archived)
# haha it's pure class isn't it?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't think he's taking this challenge seriously


or did the cat write it?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:28, archived)
# saucy :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:05, archived)
# right up his alley, i should imagine
vg click
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:06, archived)
# Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure imagination!
FP! thanks!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] or rather:



they were different times
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:01, archived)
# Aww poor leopard :( This just reminded me
There were lions EVERYWHERE in my dream last night?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:41, archived)
# there were?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:55, archived)
# EVERYWHERE!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] it's funny cause he's on a bank


a river bank you know?
a fucking river bank *sobs*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:48, archived)
# i fear this may be the peak of this weeks comp.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:53, archived)
# thanks for the big ups :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:01, archived)
# well yes.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:05, archived)
# ah no. don't tell me it was a big downs?
*sad face*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:07, archived)
# i may be many things
but downs i aint
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:12, archived)
# are you sure this isn't you?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:33, archived)
# ya got me bang to rights and no mistake
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:38, archived)
# ah good times.
remember when I got so pissed on you, after drinking home made port, that I couldn't walk and had to be dragged down your back to my mates house to be picked up by my dad? he was well pissed off I can tell you!

oh, you're only joshing...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:57, archived)
# hello caller, you're through to confessions
so please, go on...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:07, archived)
# well there was that one time when I pulled out my...
hold on, is this being recorded for training purposes?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:24, archived)
# It's being broadcast for entertainment purposes, we can tell you that much.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:39, archived)
# "On behalf of myself and my family, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise unreservedly to your viewer, and promise that it will never happen again"
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:41, archived)
# we'll be right back after these short messages...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:11, archived)
# "Oh-Eight-Nine-One Thirty Four Thirty Four Thirty Four"
we've all called it
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:42, archived)
# Oh right, I thought he was under the ground
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:53, archived)
# he's not a womble
silly
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:56, archived)
# hmmmm... are you being sarcaaarstic?
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:02, archived)
# Iain Banks died
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:04, archived)
# ah yes
now I see it

my apologies, it appears I was incandescent with rage and missed the joke.
story of my bleeding life

and that's why I b3ta :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:06, archived)
# well, at least you still get the news from b3ta even if it was 2015 or something =)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:04, archived)
# The Player of Fish (instead of games, you see. Do you? Well?).
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:43, archived)
# mmmmmmm
*wink*
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:39, archived)
# feersum pun
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:05, archived)
# I'm not reading that
I read Wasp Factory and that was pretty fucked up. Ah, who am I kidding, I'll fucking read it.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:30, archived)
# it's one of my favourite books of all time
in fact Iain (and his "M" alter ego) is in my top 10 authors of all time :D
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - AUTHOR SWAP

How much more bloody would Hamlet have been if it was written by George R R Martin?
Would Stephen King's famous five have had such enjoyable adventures?
Lets find out with a week of author/book swapping.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Accurate!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:31, archived)
# I like how niche this is.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 0:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:47, archived)
# they should play just 4 songs a day
better than firth radio anyways
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:55, archived)
# But can you name them!
;)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:43, archived)
# RIS?
ONLY JOKING!!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:57, archived)
# Fucking MORON{$}
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 21:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 21:21, archived)
# rip offs? i don't get it.
they've always seemed so competitively priced.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 23:51, archived)
# Morons
Bindun I'm afraid.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 in the pink...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:37, archived)
# dirty Sanchez
:)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:12, archived)
# you know it's bad when you scroll down the page
because you'd rather look at jimmy 'nonce case' savile than the cunt at the top of the page
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:37, archived)
# SHITLER!
Nicely done
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:03, archived)
# yes
you get a click.. fb gets a click.. you all get clicks
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:09, archived)
# ^Thora Hird
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:34, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:53, archived)
# WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:03, archived)
# Fucking hell this is going to take ages...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:38, archived)
# Gets out "Frogbeat Bingo©" card.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:57, archived)
# Microbentgaydyxcia obv
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:48, archived)
# Diphallic terata
I heard...
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:26, archived)
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:07, archived)
# So he's orange on the inside too?
yuck
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:04, archived)
# *duz sic*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:38, archived)
# ah, 'tis a thing of terrible beauty
and now i must go and jif my eyeballs
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:47, archived)
# It's pronounced "GIF" - you do know that, right?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:58, archived)
# Get Pedro
He will sort this out once and for all
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 21:22, archived)
# That's shit
actually managing to make him more repulsive.
{:-)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 1:03, archived)
# Obvsly Mike Pences dirty noncey finger
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slide this in gently.....
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:54, archived)
# her face makes me sad.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:29, archived)
# The fake smile and anxious eyes.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 1:05, archived)
# there's a few songs missing..
what about Young Girl, only 16 and getting away with it....
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 21:38, archived)
# Sometimes I wish I had a time machine
I could fix so many problems
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 2:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:46, archived)
#

(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:51, archived)
# Oof
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha ouch.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:26, archived)
# oh dear....
first class to hull
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, I feel like I've soiled my lego bricks!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:26, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:28, archived)
# Not enough Orange
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:41, archived)
# was waiting for that
:D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:42, archived)
# roy walker from tv's catchphrase?
i mean, trump, president trump.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:58, archived)
# Say what you see
Close, but not quite what we're after ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:03, archived)
# Riiiiiiight!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:10, archived)
# There's Mr. Chips, now what's he doing?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha!
is it 'stabbing a posh cat?'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:06, archived)
# haha, that old catchphrase!
He was actually 'charming a snake' ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:40, archived)
# indeed.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:59, archived)
# Happy to oblige
oblige criticize.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:21, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:31, archived)
# This is not healthy for me
It's lego, but I want to kill it with fire.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:51, archived)
# I know, sorry :(
I should enter it as a set on 'Lego Ideas'. It would probably win!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:27, archived)
# Haha, do iiiiiiiiiit
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:24, archived)
# I feel there is a building the wall
gag to be made here.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:10, archived)
# ^ winner!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:29, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Author Swap - Stephen King's Tale of Peter Rabbit etc
Draw Words - pick a word or phrase and illustrate it. e.g. "Hoar frost" - David Frost wearing suspenders and nipple tassels.
Animals in space - Replace the crew of the Enterprise with dogs or show us a giraffe on the moon.
Grand Designs - If B3ta made the Kevin McCloud tv show


(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:39, archived)
# aminalz
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:58, archived)
# Author Swap
I may even post something, I think it's been 8 damn months
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:06, archived)
# iii
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:14, archived)
# 1 or iii
split decision
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:28, archived)
# A or C please
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:30, archived)
# Author swap
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:41, archived)
# Number 1
make it so
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:04, archived)
# Animals! In! Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayce!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:09, archived)
# (Aren't we all, when you get right down to it, just animals, in space?)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:10, archived)
# broadest image challenge ever
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:20, archived)
# \0/
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:33, archived)
# Animals in space
or
Mike Pence paedo fucking nonce
ta
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Squeeze a pea
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] or two
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:55, archived)
# Wow
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:59, archived)
# It's the bum squirt isn't it?
thought you'd like that
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:05, archived)
# this happens to me
when i try to piss into a plastic bottle
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:20, archived)
# You need a bucket
obv
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
SOLD
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:45, archived)
# Yours for squirty £
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:20, archived)
# Disgusting.
'clicks'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:39, archived)
# XD Thanks!!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:57, archived)
# Option 1, please.
Mainly because this mashup remains one of the greatest things, ever.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:38, archived)
# iii perlease
coz then I can post this as a compo and remain slightly topical as well as on subject.



Click for bigger (265 kb)

(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:03, archived)
# B
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:04, archived)
# authors
Ian Flemming's Hamlet could potentially up the kill count
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:42, archived)
# Number 1, please. Which reminds me - I need a wee-wee.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:05, archived)
# manimals
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:06, archived)
# 1
Ta
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:40, archived)
# One
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 6:43, archived)
[challenge entry] nice, I like it
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:41, archived)
# it's not like clive cussler to self-promote
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:17, archived)
# Not my bag baby!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:40, archived)
# Dude has strong arms.
Hulk level strength, right there.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:39, archived)
# yes, behold the holy might of
the formidable and magnificent north american red-necked hunter
celebrated throughout the united states for its dogged disrespect for natural law and its fearless and intrepid long-range murder of unsuspecting prey
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 6:08, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:02, archived)
# i have the white house! i have the white house! and the day after tomorrow... the world!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 4:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "I really, really, really wanna sieg a seig heil"



BIGLY HERE


(Pretty basic play on words really... I'm a little bit embarassed...)
Thanks to absent trumpeteer off the twitters for the much better subject line than I thought of
(, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 22:52, archived)
# The yuge must flow.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 22:58, archived)

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