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#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:19, archived)
# for clones
they certainly take genital protection very seriously.
(ozof, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:42, archived)
# the slant on those eyeholes does not make him look friendly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:47, archived)
# Nice
Makes me want to go play Battlefront
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
If dogs could fly - Canine pilots and dog dirt at 20,000ft
Unconventional weapons - We're bored of conventional ones
Under Construction - Show us how things are made or how things looked when they were still work-in-progess
Subtle changes - Make tiny hilarious alterations to pictures

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:33, archived)
# B or C
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:36, archived)
# C ta
(imagine a Ravi Shankar gif here)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:54, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha ha!

 
 
    (iii plz)
 
(ozof, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:34, archived)
# iii or F
what if the indiana jones movies is just han solos imagination when he's in deep freeze?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:16, archived)
# don't fuck with my head, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:25, archived)
# What if the Star Wars films are just in Indiana Jones's imagination when he's dying of radiation poisoning and concussion in a lead-lined fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 21:03, archived)
# All of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:11, archived)
# He dreamt up the prequels after a jar of out of date pickles from the fridge smashed in his face
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:40, archived)
# lol
typical indiana jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)
# B
in massive shitloads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:25, archived)
# A
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:42, archived)
# F
Although I don't believe the current /board is up to this
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 16:31, archived)
# Weaponry and piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 17:19, archived)
# tories vs ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 21:18, archived)
# and at least
b3ta.com/board/6825188
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 21:29, archived)
# F
uck off
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 21:21, archived)
# F
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:21, archived)
# F that's why I don't fuck with the big 4-O
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 1:01, archived)
#
in the american vernacular, a forty-ounce or simply forty is a glass bottle that holds 40 fluid ounces (1.18 litres) of malt liquor. malt liquors are commonly sold in 40 fluid ounce bottles, as opposed to the standard twelve ounce (355 ml) bottle that contains a single serving of beer.
(ozof, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 5:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 4:17, archived)
# Fiii
iiiF
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)
# I have been warning about this for years... no one listened.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:50, archived)
# Boris Johnson was patient zero
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:03, archived)
# Mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:44, archived)
# I would like David Cronenberg to
make this into a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:35, archived)
# Already done.........................
Spielberg beats it with his Amazing Stories series 'Hell Toupee' all coming true eh....

www.dailymotion.com/video/x190720_amazing-stories-121-hell-toupee_shortfilms
(I helped save b3ta! GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:50, archived)
# Simspons did it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9gW6BbC98s
(Comic pas, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:45, archived)
# Very good, I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 17:58, archived)
# someone been holding a balloon over their heads?
(again with trump)
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:30, archived)
# hoth brexit
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:59, archived)
# haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:21, archived)
# groovy
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:21, archived)
# *polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Timey Wimey Fam
(Tsuenwanker, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] We have very strong genes

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 22:26, archived)
# er...
we are amused
(ozof, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 22:55, archived)
# Got to keep the blood blue, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 23:11, archived)
# Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 23:29, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Apr 2017, 2:10, archived)
# THE SPICE MUST FLOW, MOTHERFUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 3:43, archived)
# HAHAHA
Aphex Twin!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:47, archived)
# Wasted the morning on this...
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 17:18, archived)
# worth it i'd say!
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 17:37, archived)
# it's pronounced "west"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:19, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 0:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 17:08, archived)
# So all you need to do is buy a hat?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 17:40, archived)
# you can't play if you're a judge, policeman, armed forces personnel, or bankrupt
because you'll either already have a hat or can't afford one
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 18:30, archived)
# Hahaha true
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 18 Apr 2017, 18:08, archived)
# Spear is games
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 20:18, archived)
# Got it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:10, archived)
# Silly moo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 17:03, archived)
# Alfert Eingarnett
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Apr 2017, 17:04, archived)
# General Erections


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(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Apr 2017, 17:00, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Apr 2017, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] As it's slow...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 15:40, archived)
# don't say things like that about the poor child!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 15:43, archived)
# awwww
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 16:36, archived)
# Kim Jong Dab
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 14:44, archived)
# so that's how they choreograph the mass games
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 17:15, archived)
# ...and it's fun to live in the DPRK...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 21:26, archived)
# Maniac brainiac, winning the game I'm the political Jesse James
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 14:00, archived)
# 'Attack' means 'attack'
and you don't want that.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 14:24, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 14:25, archived)
# 1989?
I'm so old.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Apr 2017, 16:21, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 23:02, archived)
# I'm as serious as cancer
when I say Brexit means Brexit!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 16:46, archived)
# I know one of the guys from Snap!
he's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] DIVE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:44, archived)
# The Loudest Family On Earth
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 18:16, archived)
# click now!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:39, archived)
# Who's the SNP candidate
for Hampshire North?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:48, archived)
# now just wait
you need to answer this first question, then you get on to the next page.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:49, archived)
# thy blessed teletext, a saviour to the world of information pre-internet/24hr news
the amount of yellow in that poll surely makes the answer suggestive?

(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:49, archived)
# time will tell*
*it won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:52, archived)
# I used to LOVE Bamboozle!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:03, archived)
# it used to love you too.
it really did.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:09, archived)
# A thousand times this.
Trufax: Bamber Boozler looked just like my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 19:59, archived)
# I don't know.
Paul Dacre hasn't told me yet.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:10, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:12, archived)
# I always vote sneering rootless metropolitan elite
Who's my candidate ?
(Comic pas, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:59, archived)
# Bless, or exorcise
I'm sure it's one of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:26, archived)
# What a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:59, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Apr 2017, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:16, archived)
# there's something about may...
(ozof, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:20, archived)
#
no there isn't
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 15:35, archived)
# Is she able to launch small TIE Fighters from her left armpit now?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:45, archived)
# Are you saying she's Sith ?
(Comic pas, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 0:17, archived)
# Nasty
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 18 Apr 2017, 18:14, archived)

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