The new game
from Nintendo would have taken the gaming community by storm


( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

*cough*
they already exist...
( Duncan Disorderly, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

I like the
kleenex. People might cry, right?
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

or need to blow their noses
lots of colds about this time of year :)
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

Dont be silly.......
its for the sweaty palms of course. Have you never played an arcade machine??
( Danblez, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)

possibly
they could have it available to test in-store?
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

bollocks would it!
I bet they forgot to add a backlight!
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)

Koit + workboresme flight appeal
How did it go?
Any linkies?
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

I think they made a profit.
How long ago was that?
( Craymen, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

it was all a big scam
I'm calling WatchDog
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

It was a flop
She found another boy closer to home,

Shedside even did a website for it...
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

Joke:
There are three things that come in yellow boxes. What are they?
( thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

John Lennon?
might have...
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

er
1980s BT Workers?
foreign cornflakes?
I give up..
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

Bird's custard
coleman's mustard
&
Woody Allen
( thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

hahahahah
but bird's custard makes me think of one word - discharge, which isn't pleasant!
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)

and you got discharge papers when
you left the army

didn't you Boab?
( thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

heeheeheehee
straight to hell
( Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

I'd wager
that there are more than three things which come in yellow boxes...

I could be wrong
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

last I heard
she got a new fella

most of the people who promised money never sent it

Koit said he would refund what he received...
( thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

can't we just redirect the funds
to buy us hi-tech zimmers?
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)

with brakes and wing mirrors
and a cd player?

Yes please
( thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)

heh
my mum burnt out the motor on her old lady scooter.
( butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

Thanks for the replies
I only sent a quid anyways, I was curious if owt came of it.

Send the money to the b3ta fighting/bandwidth fund!

Thanks again.
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

those sick bastards...

...have the gall to call it a national sport!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

ooo

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

evil bastards!
woo!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)

well, I was anyway...

( vbloke has an opinion - fear me, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

hahaha
I was too, kept crashing into the space station
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)

that's what
a docking computer's for. Duh!

:)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

yeah...
but in the original you didn't start with a docking computer, you had to trade before you could afford one, and I couldn't trade because I couldn't fucking dock!
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

If I remember rightly,
you approach the station from the planet at EXACTLY the right angle & start rotating in time with it...
( Duncan Disorderly, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

yeah
either that, or getting ambushed by a dozen pesky Thargons and their mini remote ships.
( vbloke has an opinion - fear me, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

that was the theory
space travel was difficult when you were 8 years old
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

I never managed to dock to sell
my cargo either.
The fact I had a pirate copy, without the keys written down, didn't make it any easier.
( Pootle, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEpost

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

(related) Threadjack
What are the speed up/slow down keys for Elite?

I keep crashing when I'm trying to dock
( Duncan Disorderly, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

I think
Space bar was speed up

could be wrong though
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

That was
fire wasn't it?
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

fire is a
space is speed up,
still can't find slow though!
[edit] slow is right shift!
( Duncan Disorderly, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

- and =
were slow down and speed up
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)

If I recall
It's A/Z. EDIT TO SAY: Whoops. That was up/down... Fuck. +/- perhaps?

Was fucking retarded. You had to be GOOD AT DOCKING... To be able to get the funds for a docking computer... Hmmm... Messrs Braben and the other geezer didn't think that through.

One of the best games ever though. Too bad there's nothing like it now (and if you say Freelancer, I will laugh at you.)
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)

Freelancer

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

Arf

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

enough of this retro games nonsense
I'm off to play day of the tentacle ;)
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

I LOVED Day Of The Tentacle!
Also Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders, Loom, and all the Monkey Islands...
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

got them all!
I've just finished Sam n Max, day of the tentacle is next, then onto monkey island, yay! for lucasarts!
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

Never played Sam n Max
Heard good things about it though.

Never completed Maniac Mansion either. Done and dusted all four MIs though, plus Zak, Loom and DotT
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

sam and max is great
but a lot easier to finish than monkey island.
( Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

If dogs had made fruit machines...


Would this have been the out come? Pull the handle and watch those pups spin!

clicky to play

sorry, for legal reasons, I should have said 'if dogs had made fixed odds betting machines'...

back to work, ho hum
( DangerousClive, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

you have won...
walkies

woo!yay!houpla! and nice ending too
(faster, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

hours of fun!
love it!
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

.
Make it work for real in flash, take to Hollywood, make millions.
(Sypher_5, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)

but, err
it does work for real in flash
(faster, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

just gets stuck
on 'checking browser...' for me :-(
( Duncan Disorderly, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

* slight tech point *
what 'poota and browser you usin'?
( DangerousClive, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

Win2000 sp4
IE5
( Duncan Disorderly, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

mmm...
...i'll take a look into it...
( DangerousClive, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

Wooo
I won a collar too!!!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

Yayyyyyyyyyyy
I won a kennel. Where do i collect my prize from???
( Danblez, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

I won
"sniff bums"
with 3 gold stars too
(Chorlton, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

.

( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

very nice
me likey :D
( DangerousClive, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

He's faking it
you can tell
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

honestly!
What a cry baby!
( thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

Its football
And its funny....

didn't think that was possible

;-)
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

very good point.
i'm not very pro-football. premiership sex would be far more entertaining
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

Would add a whole new meaning to some of the commetator cliches
"Owen has made a quick spurt into the box", "Good head from Heskey", & the possibility for Seaman jokes...

;-)
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

get up
yer poof !
( Tedmus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

I think football
would be much more interesting if they all carried
big nasty samurai swords. :)
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

what,
like at millwall?


/coat
(faster, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

Sounds about right
:)
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

looks like quite a nice sword to me!

( thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)

or if the ball
was on a timer to explode, but none of the players knew when exactly...
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

there used to be a game about that
it was made by sensible software, so it was a cross between sensible soccer and cannon fodder.

*FACT*
(faster, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

i Think
a lot of sports would be made more interesting with the inclusion of wepons
(i am the dave, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahah
that is my favouritest picture ever!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
Very

( pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

fannytastic
plus allows me a quick hooring ref spam
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

That...

...deserves the first outing of my first ever woo yay. Woo!
( matsimpsk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

fantastic!

( Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

That
Is the best picture I have seen ever

Please Please Please can we have a background?

You just need a large piccie of grass and some more dead people. I think it's your duty to mankind
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

perhaps a bit later
i'm off out into the garden for a bit of sun :D
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

Excellent
top work PP
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

arf
Top pic - w/y/h to you!
(DocBloke, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 12:49, archived)

hmm...
Cart him off and give him the magic sponge, he'll be fine.

Hoo Way Youpla!
(Napstitch, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 13:36, archived)

I know it's a bit late.
But top piccy.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 20:53, archived)

.

( gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

goodnight

your cd will be with you by the weekend!
( thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

good night
and yay! :D
( gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

Nighty
Night!
( Danblez, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

good
night
( gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

Sleep
tight!
( Danblez, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

night
night
( Tedmus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

good
night
( gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

Goodnight
& happy birthday for tomorrow.
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

goodnight
and thank you :)
( gracielou, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

There is very little I can say about this.
clicky for ferrettiness/

And nothing I can say to defend it.
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

When it said
'FreeStyle' Glucometer I had this disturbing feeling it was going to involve tasting the blood of the ferret.
It's a psychological issue that I'm working on.
(Pablissimo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)

um
do ferrets often have diabetes?
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)

personally I think
anyone that uses Vaseline on a ferret has some serious issues!!!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

It's a good idea
my stepdad is diabetic and hates it when he can't get a decent bead of blood.

But ferrets?!?
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

new cop show?


I'd watch it!
(shiftClick shifts it., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

don't they run a telephone company?

( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)

beeeeeee gooooooood
foo! :)
( rogan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

that
kicks ass!

Woo!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

fan
tar
ssh
tick!
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)

hey everyone
ive got a newly designed website. It was designed by our very own board user "lbft".
I think hes done a great job, i cant thank him enough. Anyway the site is
www.carcam.org.uk
appreciate any feedback
(dex, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

Buy new website
Be patronised why you wait.
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

as a mac user
I feel i must strongly protest. Bloody Windows Media files! It's wrong! Cross-platform file-formats are the future. Bah!
( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

is that mac as in dirty old man mac
or old mac donald had a farm?
( thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)

yes

( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

macs suck
what media type would it have to be in for you to be able to see it?
(dex, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)

any others (or so it seems)
.mov
.avi
.rm (although realmedia sucks the devils cock)
um, can't think of any others right now

/edit: macs do not suck
( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

Quicktime
perhaps?

Really, how could you forget the Apple-owned format :P

And we see a fine demonstration of how Stupidus Tittus makes a post to the b3ta messageboard.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

.mov
is a quicktime format

isn't it?
( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

Ahh yes
then again I could be not thinking today.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

.mov is quicktime

( Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

they've got a point
windows media is bollocks
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

Get windows media player for the mac from
here. It'll play WMVs, but you'll need something like Quicktime Pro to convert them to movs etc, cos if you're OSXing, you won't be able to do screen grabs from WMV...
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

oh cheers
but I'm not getting quicktime pro, simply because of that annoying 'upgrade now?' pop-up. I'm obtuse like that.

/thanks for the link, but it's typical pc logic to have to click 2 links that say 'download now' before having to SEARCH for the download link anyway.
( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

can you get kazaa for mac?

( Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

no
thare is something similar for OSX (which igot rid of) but I'm not sure i like the idea of kazza anyway.

p.s. are you the reverend dan of 'music for Nimrods'?
( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)

Sort of...
www.kazaa-file-sharing-downloads.com/kazaa-for-mac.htm
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

haha
I thought that was a fake linky but clicked it just in case..and it was real!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

How about this one...
www.gullible.com
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

nice
why don't the movies play like movies? Is it crapness of my pc or are they just like that?
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

they are in streaming media format
ie they try to download as they play. if you dont like that right click the link to the video file and select "save target as". that will download the video to your pc and it will work fine
(dex, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

aah
sorry. As I explained to the board yesterday, me and technical knowledge doesn't work.

Fire bad, tree pretty!
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

Gee..what a lovely website
I wonder what sexy beast made it...
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

gee...
...I wonder. :)
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

*cough cough*
yes
;)
(dex, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)

You might want
to get that cough checked out, doesn't sound too healthy ;)
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)

ive mailed you about something
how can i check on hits without going to site and adding one myself?
(dex, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

And I've mailled
a reply :)
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

Its times like this..
I wish I'd recorded my mates band practice so I could actually supply some feedback...

*makes hissing sound instead*

The image at the top is green (neon, oh my eyes are burning green, no less), the rest of the site is not, stands out like, umm, something very standy outtie doesn't quite fit too me but I'm a picky bastard who's let this sentence get way too long and your the silly fool reading it too the end.
(Sypher_5, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

you're
/pedant
( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)

to
/also pedant
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

i agree
/not very attentive pedant
( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

.
Pendant
(Sypher_5, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

Ahh
the joys of hovering over links ;)
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

.
I'll still get the obsessive compulsive ones who click it just incase.
(Sypher_5, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

sorry
I also check urls before I clicky :)
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

aaaargh
popup doooooooooooooooooooooooooommmm in the glued money guestbook
( shindig, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

It wasn't the most action packed game

But it sure tested your Japanese poetry writing skills.
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

Ooow
now with class Engrish. :)
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

Did you get
that the game instructions are actually written as haiku?
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)

No
but that's because I'm thick

That's very clever!
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)

I'm sure you're not
I'm just a bit of a wanker sometimes
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

Nah
it's good. Have my only woo/yay :)


( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

Which bit?

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

Left elbow
Mmmmmm, I like it rough and dry...
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

I bow
to your superior agility :)
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)

i'm guessing
but probably his/her hand :-)
( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)

Player insert coin
was my particular favourite line - apt and it fitted!
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

hehe
I so cannot do Haikus. Or iambic pentameters. Or anything, except prose. So I won't. But woo anyway!
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)

i love that

( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

he he - i like that
the judges score that 5 7 5 ;)
( anno domini hiatus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

My friend that is great
I would love to play that game
But I have no cash.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

Hahahaha!
I'd write you one in reply but I'm about to dash out the door. Dammit.
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

that's ace
mind you, i've no idea what the competition is this week...
( new_matt, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

I like that

( butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)

I am most impressed.
Not least at your Haikus.
As mine never scan properly.
( 0% Interest was. Now isn't., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

Macca tries juggling

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

why does his name
sound like the noise that Pacman makes? maccamaccamacca
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)

If you listen carefully on the old
PC versions of Star Wars games, the cannon on the ships sounds exactly like someone saying 'Wank Wank Wank Wank' in the voice of a duck.

True story.
(Pablissimo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

bless you
i just squirted milk out of my nose.
(i'm eating my cereal, before anyone gets any ideas)
( mictoboy, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

( Happyperson, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)

Shakespeare made easy

(Tarka_the_Frotter, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

heheheh
that is one tame shrew!

Full marks for both content and presentation.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)

hahaha
classness
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)

marvellous
may I send a copy to my old English teacher? He'd have hysterics.
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

English teacher?
Just checked all the spelling and punctuation and... yep, sure. Be my guest.
(Tarka_the_Frotter, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

thanks
if it helps, he's retired now.
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

great
nice work
360K is a tad big for dial-uppery though
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

That's nice
old movie effects there :)
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

Thankee
Unfortunately the effects have turned a simple animation into a massive file. Sorry for that.
(Tarka_the_Frotter, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

I don't mind
I'm on a quick link :)
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

My Lord,
havest thou a woo yay!
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

woo!
:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

Fantastic!
What a clever fella
( butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

Hamlet next....
You're all too kind. But in light of your encouragement, I'm going to tackle the other plays now. Then the sonnets.
(Tarka_the_Frotter, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)

huzzah - Shakespeare

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

That's lovely that is...
on another note...I've just had that 2 eyed 2 mouthed lady emailed to me...have spazzed but can't find the thread with the original on so I can once again boast to my bored (of me boasting) workmates about seeing the original and blowing dust off their emails of funny pictures.please hay-elp.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

2 eyes is quite normal
donchaknow
(Tarka_the_Frotter, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)

arghhh...
what am I saying...four eye tell ya four...I said four you're just reading it as 2....
/bugger, evidence in text.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

Most noble of you
to refrain from editing and making me look like a fool
(Tarka_the_Frotter, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

I like it when that happens
my big sis sent me about 15 No Hands pics and I'd seen them all here. I felt a little twinge of sinful pride at being 'part of the gang'.
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

*Applauds*
Fantastic !
( Tedmus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

yay
that's fantastic! it's too big to be frontpaged though :(
( rogan, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)

That is
FREAKIN' SPECIAL!


(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

Coffee |nose > keyboard

( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

ohhh, i say, that was close

( anno domini hiatus, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

woo!
yay!


Loon!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

Quick! A golf ball!
Someone make it into a Death Star!
( gurningchimp, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

mwahahahaha
excellent.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

hurrah!
hello all, i'monly here in spirit at the moment. but at least i am in england.

i like golf.
( new_matt, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

hola!
I'm only here in spirits. Wish I had a vodka to get through this morning.
( butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

*spazzy wave*
hello! how was NY? did you keep him at bay?
( new_matt, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

I thwarted all his attempts at seduction
Loads of people thought we were a couple though. In gay bars, very odd.
I've just checked my credit card balance. I blame you personally.
( butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)

moi?
and what have i done..? oh, right! ;) bet they're nice though!
( new_matt, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

I was possibly partly responsible
I did go back to Bloomingdales a second time and bought myself some more shoes. The bag department almst made me hyperventilate.
Oooh it's great to be back in Grinstead.
( butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

mmm...
Big golf ball = repost opportunity.


Woo Yay btw.
( oCo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

haha
that made i larf
(Tendency, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)

pac's revenge.

( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

Flea #79


...more FLEA
( dogbomb, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

perfect
:D
( pickledpizza I have feet. And fucking arms, get me!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

hehe
although I must admit I wondered for a while why the Americans would be involved :)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

hazzah!
me too...early mornings eh?
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)

They should be banned
they're all wrong.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

The day
should not start until at least 2pm in my book.
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

I regard morning
as being the first four hours after you get out of bed. Which helps when you get up at 2pm. :)
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)

ha ha
that's terrible
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)

Heh
Flea rules :)


( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

Morning all!

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:37, archived)

Aagh! Aagh! Aagh!
make it stop!

/runs in terror
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)

Eeeek!
Thats nasty.

Edit- Although I haven't felt this aroused since little Jimmy Kranky got her tits out on Banzai...
( gurningchimp, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)

Oh dear god!!
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)

what a cheeky pair!

( butchbint, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)

that is wrong
just wrong
:0)

woo to yoo...off home now Mr T
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)

have a good'un
Holy McSchmoley there's some good spazzing to be done. Well done all!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

GAH!
*wretch*

*ralph*

/hangover

[Edit] woo yay by the way :o)
( Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

When movie merchandising goes too far

clickity for full sizerization

*edit - originally a little big methinks
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:35, archived)

You can tell Linda McCartneys popped her clogs...
The franchise would never have gotten away with it back in the day...
( gurningchimp, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)

They must be spreading
her pretty thin over the Linda McCartney sausages.
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)

And it's best to just not ask about the Linda McCartney faggots in gravy...
But I point the finger of persicution at the fact that Maccas latest bride seems to be missing a limb...

Or was it the finger of Percy Thrower?
( gurningchimp, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

Best not
to ask those questions :)
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

And didn't George Harrisons body go missing?
Christ! Maccas a modern day Sweeney Todd! Only a musician instead of a barber...
( gurningchimp, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

I guess the above
picture is scarily realistic, therefore. :)
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

I take my hat off


to your punnage.
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)

that
is really quite beautiful :)
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)

Isn't he cute?
I saw the picture and just had to do something with him.
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

very cute indeed
btw, I loved that 'Point Blank' type thing with the babies...
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

Ta! :)
Did you see that Tedious made a real game out of it?
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

just played it
pure class (although I'm worried about how easily I recognised the fear each time)
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

*sob* he's burnt again!!

( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

Heh
Stop making me giggle at work ;)

W/Y!
( paw, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)

hehe
likey :)
( Batsgirl, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)

Where on Earth
did you get the source image?
(Kimbo has farted., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)

gettyimages
very good source of images.
just typed in toaster and boom there you go:
A woman having a nervous breakdown over breakfast.

i think their search engine is a little optimistic....
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)

It has that Getty look about it
I heart Getty Images.
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)

gettyimages
is great, but a little slow sometimes.
( Craymen, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

what an odd picture
Even without the Domo!
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)

hahahaha
superb!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

Looks like
she could be holding a golf sale sign.. Oh dear god, not another golf sale....

Yoo Hoopla Way
( Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

you'd never have guessed
these guys were 2 halves of the same person (hmm this could be a funny compo)
www.icetea.demon.co.uk/ppmaps/experiment3.jpg

gah i give up cant getthe acctual picture up damn my unskilledinpostingness
(Mutey, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

Erm
well, thing is, you're about two weeks late for that bandwagon. Aka it has been done to death.
(Al! is constantly suprised, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

aah
well i was just playing around after hearing about this psychological study that proves people find the left of the face more offencive than the right kinda funny really

i really need to become more active here, i just got my own webspace, so be warned, you will see a lot more of me around here!
(Mutey, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:34, archived)

Good good
start worshiping the hummus.
(Al! is constantly suprised, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)

S'Ok
I'd not come across this bandywagon.

Was good :o)
( gurningchimp, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)

aha
but what if your lefthanded?!!!

EDIT:Personally I think that both my sides are offensive
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)

.try this img src="your url"
in pointy brackets
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)