The new game
from Nintendo would have taken the gaming community by storm
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:39,
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or need to blow their noses
lots of colds about this time of year :)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:42,
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Dont be silly.......
its for the sweaty palms of course. Have you never played an arcade machine??
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:43,
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It was a flop
She found another boy closer to home,
Shedside even did a website for it...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:41,
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Shedside even did a website for it...
Joke:
There are three things that come in yellow boxes. What are they?
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:42,
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hahahahah
but bird's custard makes me think of one word - discharge, which isn't pleasant!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:47,
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and you got discharge papers when
you left the army
didn't you Boab?
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:49,
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didn't you Boab?
I'd wager
that there are more than three things which come in yellow boxes...
I could be wrong
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:49,
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I could be wrong
last I heard
she got a new fella
most of the people who promised money never sent it
Koit said he would refund what he received...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:41,
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most of the people who promised money never sent it
Koit said he would refund what he received...
Thanks for the replies
I only sent a quid anyways, I was curious if owt came of it.
Send the money to the b3ta fighting/bandwidth fund!
Thanks again.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:48,
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Send the money to the b3ta fighting/bandwidth fund!
Thanks again.
those sick bastards...
...have the gall to call it a national sport!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:34,
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...have the gall to call it a national sport!
yeah...
but in the original you didn't start with a docking computer, you had to trade before you could afford one, and I couldn't trade because I couldn't fucking dock!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:38,
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If I remember rightly,
you approach the station from the planet at EXACTLY the right angle & start rotating in time with it...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:40,
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yeah
either that, or getting ambushed by a dozen pesky Thargons and their mini remote ships.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:41,
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that was the theory
space travel was difficult when you were 8 years old
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:42,
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I never managed to dock to sell
my cargo either.
The fact I had a pirate copy, without the keys written down, didn't make it any easier.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:48,
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The fact I had a pirate copy, without the keys written down, didn't make it any easier.
(related) Threadjack
What are the speed up/slow down keys for Elite?
I keep crashing when I'm trying to dock
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:38,
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I keep crashing when I'm trying to dock
fire is a
space is speed up,
still can't find slow though!
[edit] slow is right shift!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:50,
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still can't find slow though!
[edit] slow is right shift!
If I recall
It's A/Z. EDIT TO SAY: Whoops. That was up/down... Fuck. +/- perhaps?
Was fucking retarded. You had to be GOOD AT DOCKING... To be able to get the funds for a docking computer... Hmmm... Messrs Braben and the other geezer didn't think that through.
One of the best games ever though. Too bad there's nothing like it now (and if you say Freelancer, I will laugh at you.)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:43,
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Was fucking retarded. You had to be GOOD AT DOCKING... To be able to get the funds for a docking computer... Hmmm... Messrs Braben and the other geezer didn't think that through.
One of the best games ever though. Too bad there's nothing like it now (and if you say Freelancer, I will laugh at you.)
enough of this retro games nonsense
I'm off to play day of the tentacle ;)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:54,
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I LOVED Day Of The Tentacle!
Also Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders, Loom, and all the Monkey Islands...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:56,
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got them all!
I've just finished Sam n Max, day of the tentacle is next, then onto monkey island, yay! for lucasarts!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:00,
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Never played Sam n Max
Heard good things about it though.
Never completed Maniac Mansion either. Done and dusted all four MIs though, plus Zak, Loom and DotT
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:02,
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Never completed Maniac Mansion either. Done and dusted all four MIs though, plus Zak, Loom and DotT
sam and max is great
but a lot easier to finish than monkey island.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 11:12,
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If dogs had made fruit machines...
Would this have been the out come? Pull the handle and watch those pups spin!
clicky to play
sorry, for legal reasons, I should have said 'if dogs had made fixed odds betting machines'...
back to work, ho hum
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:28,
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Would this have been the out come? Pull the handle and watch those pups spin!
clicky to play
sorry, for legal reasons, I should have said 'if dogs had made fixed odds betting machines'...
back to work, ho hum
.
Make it work for real in flash, take to Hollywood, make millions.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:32,
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Yayyyyyyyyyyy
I won a kennel. Where do i collect my prize from???
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:35,
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Its football
And its funny....
didn't think that was possible
;-)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:29,
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didn't think that was possible
;-)
very good point.
i'm not very pro-football. premiership sex would be far more entertaining
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30,
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Would add a whole new meaning to some of the commetator cliches
"Owen has made a quick spurt into the box", "Good head from Heskey", & the possibility for Seaman jokes...
;-)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:37,
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;-)
I think football
would be much more interesting if they all carried
big nasty samurai swords. :)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30,
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big nasty samurai swords. :)
or if the ball
was on a timer to explode, but none of the players knew when exactly...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:33,
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there used to be a game about that
it was made by sensible software, so it was a cross between sensible soccer and cannon fodder.
*FACT*
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:34,
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*FACT*
i Think
a lot of sports would be made more interesting with the inclusion of wepons
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:35,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahah
that is my favouritest picture ever!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:35,
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That...
...deserves the first outing of my first ever woo yay. Woo!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:46,
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...deserves the first outing of my first ever woo yay. Woo!
That
Is the best picture I have seen ever
Please Please Please can we have a background?
You just need a large piccie of grass and some more dead people. I think it's your duty to mankind
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:55,
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Please Please Please can we have a background?
You just need a large piccie of grass and some more dead people. I think it's your duty to mankind
perhaps a bit later
i'm off out into the garden for a bit of sun :D
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:57,
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hmm...
Cart him off and give him the magic sponge, he'll be fine.
Hoo Way Youpla!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 13:36,
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Hoo Way Youpla!
There is very little I can say about this.
clicky for ferrettiness/
And nothing I can say to defend it.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:16,
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And nothing I can say to defend it.
When it said
'FreeStyle' Glucometer I had this disturbing feeling it was going to involve tasting the blood of the ferret.
It's a psychological issue that I'm working on.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:19,
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It's a psychological issue that I'm working on.
personally I think
anyone that uses Vaseline on a ferret has some serious issues!!!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:22,
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It's a good idea
my stepdad is diabetic and hates it when he can't get a decent bead of blood.
But ferrets?!?
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:23,
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But ferrets?!?
hey everyone
ive got a newly designed website. It was designed by our very own board user "lbft".
I think hes done a great job, i cant thank him enough. Anyway the site is
www.carcam.org.uk
appreciate any feedback
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:09,
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I think hes done a great job, i cant thank him enough. Anyway the site is
www.carcam.org.uk
appreciate any feedback
as a mac user
I feel i must strongly protest. Bloody Windows Media files! It's wrong! Cross-platform file-formats are the future. Bah!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:13,
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is that mac as in dirty old man mac
or old mac donald had a farm?
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:17,
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macs suck
what media type would it have to be in for you to be able to see it?
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:20,
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any others (or so it seems)
.mov
.avi
.rm (although realmedia sucks the devils cock)
um, can't think of any others right now
/edit: macs do not suck
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:23,
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.avi
.rm (although realmedia sucks the devils cock)
um, can't think of any others right now
/edit: macs do not suck
Quicktime
perhaps?
Really, how could you forget the Apple-owned format :P
And we see a fine demonstration of how Stupidus Tittus makes a post to the b3ta messageboard.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:25,
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Really, how could you forget the Apple-owned format :P
And we see a fine demonstration of how Stupidus Tittus makes a post to the b3ta messageboard.
Get windows media player for the mac from
here. It'll play WMVs, but you'll need something like Quicktime Pro to convert them to movs etc, cos if you're OSXing, you won't be able to do screen grabs from WMV...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:25,
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oh cheers
but I'm not getting quicktime pro, simply because of that annoying 'upgrade now?' pop-up. I'm obtuse like that.
/thanks for the link, but it's typical pc logic to have to click 2 links that say 'download now' before having to SEARCH for the download link anyway.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:28,
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/thanks for the link, but it's typical pc logic to have to click 2 links that say 'download now' before having to SEARCH for the download link anyway.
no
thare is something similar for OSX (which igot rid of) but I'm not sure i like the idea of kazza anyway.
p.s. are you the reverend dan of 'music for Nimrods'?
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:32,
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p.s. are you the reverend dan of 'music for Nimrods'?
haha
I thought that was a fake linky but clicked it just in case..and it was real!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:34,
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nice
why don't the movies play like movies? Is it crapness of my pc or are they just like that?
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:14,
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they are in streaming media format
ie they try to download as they play. if you dont like that right click the link to the video file and select "save target as". that will download the video to your pc and it will work fine
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:18,
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aah
sorry. As I explained to the board yesterday, me and technical knowledge doesn't work.
Fire bad, tree pretty!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:24,
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Fire bad, tree pretty!
Gee..what a lovely website
I wonder what sexy beast made it...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:16,
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You might want
to get that cough checked out, doesn't sound too healthy ;)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:20,
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ive mailed you about something
how can i check on hits without going to site and adding one myself?
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:23,
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Its times like this..
I wish I'd recorded my mates band practice so I could actually supply some feedback...
*makes hissing sound instead*
The image at the top is green (neon, oh my eyes are burning green, no less), the rest of the site is not, stands out like, umm, something very standy outtie doesn't quite fit too me but I'm a picky bastard who's let this sentence get way too long and your the silly fool reading it too the end.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:18,
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*makes hissing sound instead*
The image at the top is green (neon, oh my eyes are burning green, no less), the rest of the site is not, stands out like, umm, something very standy outtie doesn't quite fit too me but I'm a picky bastard who's let this sentence get way too long and your the silly fool reading it too the end.
.
I'll still get the obsessive compulsive ones who click it just incase.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30,
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aaaargh
popup doooooooooooooooooooooooooommmm in the glued money guestbook
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:30,
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It wasn't the most action packed game
But it sure tested your Japanese poetry writing skills.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:58,
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But it sure tested your Japanese poetry writing skills.
Did you get
that the game instructions are actually written as haiku?
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:03,
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Player insert coin
was my particular favourite line - apt and it fitted!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:06,
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hehe
I so cannot do Haikus. Or iambic pentameters. Or anything, except prose. So I won't. But woo anyway!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:03,
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My friend that is great
I would love to play that game
But I have no cash.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:08,
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But I have no cash.
Hahahaha!
I'd write you one in reply but I'm about to dash out the door. Dammit.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:11,
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that's ace
mind you, i've no idea what the competition is this week...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:13,
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I am most impressed.
Not least at your Haikus.
As mine never scan properly.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:26,
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As mine never scan properly.
why does his name
sound like the noise that Pacman makes? maccamaccamacca
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:03,
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If you listen carefully on the old
PC versions of Star Wars games, the cannon on the ships sounds exactly like someone saying 'Wank Wank Wank Wank' in the voice of a duck.
True story.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:13,
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True story.
bless you
i just squirted milk out of my nose.
(i'm eating my cereal, before anyone gets any ideas)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:16,
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(i'm eating my cereal, before anyone gets any ideas)
heheheh
that is one tame shrew!
Full marks for both content and presentation.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:52,
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Full marks for both content and presentation.
marvellous
may I send a copy to my old English teacher? He'd have hysterics.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:54,
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English teacher?
Just checked all the spelling and punctuation and... yep, sure. Be my guest.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:55,
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Thankee
Unfortunately the effects have turned a simple animation into a massive file. Sorry for that.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:56,
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Hamlet next....
You're all too kind. But in light of your encouragement, I'm going to tackle the other plays now. Then the sonnets.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:00,
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That's lovely that is...
on another note...I've just had that 2 eyed 2 mouthed lady emailed to me...have spazzed but can't find the thread with the original on so I can once again boast to my bored (of me boasting) workmates about seeing the original and blowing dust off their emails of funny pictures.please hay-elp.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:01,
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arghhh...
what am I saying...four eye tell ya four...I said four you're just reading it as 2....
/bugger, evidence in text.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:11,
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/bugger, evidence in text.
Most noble of you
to refrain from editing and making me look like a fool
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:16,
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I like it when that happens
my big sis sent me about 15 No Hands pics and I'd seen them all here. I felt a little twinge of sinful pride at being 'part of the gang'.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:08,
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hurrah!
hello all, i'monly here in spirit at the moment. but at least i am in england.
i like golf.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:58,
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i like golf.
hola!
I'm only here in spirits. Wish I had a vodka to get through this morning.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:11,
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I thwarted all his attempts at seduction
Loads of people thought we were a couple though. In gay bars, very odd.
I've just checked my credit card balance. I blame you personally.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:20,
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I've just checked my credit card balance. I blame you personally.
moi?
and what have i done..? oh, right! ;) bet they're nice though!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:23,
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I was possibly partly responsible
I did go back to Bloomingdales a second time and bought myself some more shoes. The bag department almst made me hyperventilate.
Oooh it's great to be back in Grinstead.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:28,
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Oooh it's great to be back in Grinstead.
hehe
although I must admit I wondered for a while why the Americans would be involved :)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:49,
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I regard morning
as being the first four hours after you get out of bed. Which helps when you get up at 2pm. :)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:59,
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Eeeek!
Thats nasty.
Edit- Although I haven't felt this aroused since little Jimmy Kranky got her tits out on Banzai...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:40,
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Edit- Although I haven't felt this aroused since little Jimmy Kranky got her tits out on Banzai...
Oh dear god!!
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:41,
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have a good'un
Holy McSchmoley there's some good spazzing to be done. Well done all!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:46,
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When movie merchandising goes too far
clickity for full sizerization
*edit - originally a little big methinks
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:35,
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clickity for full sizerization
*edit - originally a little big methinks
You can tell Linda McCartneys popped her clogs...
The franchise would never have gotten away with it back in the day...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:39,
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They must be spreading
her pretty thin over the Linda McCartney sausages.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:41,
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And it's best to just not ask about the Linda McCartney faggots in gravy...
But I point the finger of persicution at the fact that Maccas latest bride seems to be missing a limb...
Or was it the finger of Percy Thrower?
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:46,
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Or was it the finger of Percy Thrower?
And didn't George Harrisons body go missing?
Christ! Maccas a modern day Sweeney Todd! Only a musician instead of a barber...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:55,
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Isn't he cute?
I saw the picture and just had to do something with him.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:46,
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very cute indeed
btw, I loved that 'Point Blank' type thing with the babies...
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:48,
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just played it
pure class (although I'm worried about how easily I recognised the fear each time)
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:56,
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gettyimages
very good source of images.
just typed in toaster and boom there you go:
A woman having a nervous breakdown over breakfast.
i think their search engine is a little optimistic....
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:43,
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just typed in toaster and boom there you go:
A woman having a nervous breakdown over breakfast.
i think their search engine is a little optimistic....
Looks like
she could be holding a golf sale sign.. Oh dear god, not another golf sale....
Yoo Hoopla Way
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 10:27,
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Yoo Hoopla Way
you'd never have guessed
these guys were 2 halves of the same person (hmm this could be a funny compo)
www.icetea.demon.co.uk/ppmaps/experiment3.jpg
gah i give up cant getthe acctual picture up damn my unskilledinpostingness
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:31,
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www.icetea.demon.co.uk/ppmaps/experiment3.jpg
gah i give up cant getthe acctual picture up damn my unskilledinpostingness
Erm
well, thing is, you're about two weeks late for that bandwagon. Aka it has been done to death.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:32,
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aah
well i was just playing around after hearing about this psychological study that proves people find the left of the face more offencive than the right kinda funny really
i really need to become more active here, i just got my own webspace, so be warned, you will see a lot more of me around here!
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:34,
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i really need to become more active here, i just got my own webspace, so be warned, you will see a lot more of me around here!
aha
but what if your lefthanded?!!!
EDIT:Personally I think that both my sides are offensive
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 9:47,
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EDIT:Personally I think that both my sides are offensive
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