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# piccy of myself and friend liz spazzing out at my gig the other nite
not photoshopped

(I helped save b3ta! JayIrwin, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:07, archived)
# If the wind changes, you'll stay like that...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:08, archived)
# that
would be fucking cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:49, archived)
# nice
...ok
(_Jon_, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Hey you kinda look
like Matthew Lillard making that face.

No offense, if offfended.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 19 May 2003, 18:08, archived)
# i dont know whetehr to be offended or not
because i dont know who that is
do i look like him without the face?
(I helped save b3ta! JayIrwin, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:10, archived)
# He's an American actor

I think he's kinda cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 19 May 2003, 18:13, archived)
# oh ok
im american too.. just didtn know him for his name.. i know him as the SLC Punk dude
(I helped save b3ta! JayIrwin, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah that guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 19 May 2003, 18:15, archived)
# my god!
your right arm is made of flowers!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:15, archived)
# hehe
not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 19 May 2003, 18:15, archived)
# they're fake
it's hard to drive with them too. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 19 May 2003, 18:16, archived)
# hehe
it bloody must be!.. did you just wake up one morning and think.. right.. today im going to have my arm amputated and put some fake flowers in it place?

wow.. that rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:20, archived)
# No :(
There was this awful shrubbery accident...

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 19 May 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I wouldn't trust him...
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:14, archived)
# i would
the one on the left
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Its
good to see the joey deacon appreciation society still going strong....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:10, archived)
# was trying stuff out...
..and I don't know what he's doing!


so don't ask.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:59, archived)
# whatever it is
he's doing it really well! that's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:00, archived)
# technogoat!
"you don't always have to bellow hard, in fact some times it's not right to do..."
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Nice
that's cool
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Ooh, me likey mucho.
Nicely elastic...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# he's trying to run away
but his feet are stuck.. thats what it looks like to me
(I helped save b3ta! JayIrwin, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:08, archived)
# ren and stimpy
is my first thought. even though this is more interesting..
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:10, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 18:15, archived)
# That wooyay makes me think of "Roobarb and Custard"
dah-dah-dah daah, dah-dah-dah daah ... etc
(wilesy, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:45, archived)
# smashing
stuff. 'rah!
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Someone asked me...
to show a piccie of the "whale" that I work for.



I'll make a better one later today, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:59, archived)
# I will say it again
You can't go wrong with a spong
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:03, archived)
# me and my fork

first time i photoshop myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:58, archived)
# great experiments
in spong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:59, archived)
# You can't go wrong
with a spong!
Bu be more careful with that fork - look, you're doing it again! When will you learn?
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Sticking forks in electrical sockets
is Big and Clever. 100% OF BNFL FACT.

Nice sponging action, quite woo.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# The feeling is great
you should try it
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Cue testosterone-fuelled drooling...
are you naked?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Careful now
We were a little too, um, friendly towards Iaini a while back, and it got a bit much, pep told us off, and we all had to grovel. It wasn't pretty.
(Though the lovely Iaini is /slime)
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:01, archived)
# I feel obliged to repost
this public service announcement.

(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:10, archived)
# That's very nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:12, archived)
# I wasn't leching
I was reminding others that we've been over this before. Some b3tans are female, and some of them are blessed with good looks (if not all) We should respect them ,and keep our fantasies to ourselves.

OK, I might've been leching, but in the nicest possible way
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:12, archived)
# don't be silly
she's got a watch on
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# nooo!
I got a black top!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:04, archived)
# i did this last night and I'll do it again
PHWOAR!!!

b3ta babes am the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:00, archived)
# as I recall
you got told off for it too...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:01, archived)
# how
unfortunate...
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:52, archived)
# and b3tan men
obviously aren't getting any!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# but with chat up lines this good
why are they failing! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Speak for yourself.
/married and smug
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:03, archived)
# I wasn't speaking for myself
hence my non-pervy response.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:05, archived)
# shhh!
you'll upset everyone.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Of course not
Why do you think we're here 24/7?
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:07, archived)
# not only men
:P
Edit: this is not leching lol
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Now that's just
asking for leching from some of the less mature b3tans around here.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:13, archived)
# no its not
its just *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:17, archived)
# I'm sure there are a lot of people
who'd be happy to help.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:18, archived)
# :S
i didnt mean it like that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Like I said
it was just asking for trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:21, archived)
# >:(
feel like deleting it
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:23, archived)
# nah, just
ignore them. there are a lot of pubescent lads on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I'm a pubescent 31 year old
and PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:57, archived)
# No, no, don't worry about it.
To be honest, I'm sure 99% of the people here are joking. (As in, you are beautiful, but we're just kidding about the "PHWOAR" and leching part. b3tans in general are not dirty old men.)

'Course, it's the 1% you should be worried about.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:26, archived)
# :)
that made me feel better
thanx
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Well...
NO! I... Must... stop... leching...
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:13, archived)
# i'll give you one.
....

no really.. i will.

/takes cover
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:16, archived)
#
shaddap! shaddap! shaddap!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:17, archived)
# I second that
; )
ka-ping!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# im to lyoung so shall not comment..
...much










PWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Spong!
yay!
Has anyone ever told you that you are a first class specimen of womanhood?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:00, archived)
# that's lovely!
remember you inspired me to register www.atemykitten.com? well now i need inspiring to get off my arse and do something with it...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:01, archived)
# I'm not sure either
at least you didn't get www.rapemykitten.com
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 18:07, archived)
# last night
I had thoughts for www.matemykitten.com ...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:10, archived)
#
www.scrapemybelgian.com
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:12, archived)
# hahahahaha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Did I just post that?
I'm sorry, not sure what came over me then..
www.gratemymutton.com
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:15, archived)
#
www.flickmyplectrum.com
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:17, archived)
# I clicked that.
Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Yay!
I've never had a rogue clicky before!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Belgium, man...
Belgium!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:16, archived)
# I feel i should add to this thread.
dont know why. i just feel left out.
...anything to get out of work ;)
(icedragon, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Can't beat a good spong
And you deserve full marks for putting up with all those testosterone fueled people on this board
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# The subject
made me really worried... Nice though!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# forking
hell ....think of the children...they might copy ya....!!!!!....by obtaining photoshop and picturing there nappies...yip yip
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:06, archived)
# forkin'
nutter
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Ooooh
Elephant repost time!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:37, archived)
# This video is hillarious!!
clicky

I will now be taking Finnish Disco lessons. its a slow download, but worth it!
(GlobaModule, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:56, archived)
# please dowload this video!
the end is faboulous, im in tears here!
(GlobaModule, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Haha!
Took about 15 minutes on my broadband but it was worth it.

Disco baby
Sexy baby
HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 May 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Oh wow
that is ace!
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Yaaay!
I'm going to learn that one religiously.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Excuse me, you haven't happened to have seen the most ridiculous looking cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:54, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
i loves that.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:55, archived)
# That's nice
pretty thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:55, archived)
# That's so silly
but so good, more so than it is silly. Woo!
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:56, archived)
# i don't think i happen to have seen him
but he is most ridiculous
(iguanaboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:57, archived)
# wow i aint seen u a while
u comin bowlin on friday
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:59, archived)
# yeah
going bowling, then getting drunk, then lifeguarding, then getting more drunk, then hopefully going home.

or maybe not. we'll see.
(iguanaboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:02, archived)
# new shoes? oooooh!
that am the wooest
(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:01, archived)
# how lovely,
wooness.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Continuing the theme of waterfowl based transport................
(HeatherMillsWoodenLeg, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
# That's very woo.
Have a swan spong.

(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:52, archived)
# mmm
woo!
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:52, archived)
# ooh
Apparently, according to a thread further down, I'm now officially allowed to threadwaste, having over 2000 posts. But I'm not going. Not now, anyway.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:54, archived)
# i was wrong
it's 3000. but good attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:56, archived)
# I thought
it was 9000... hence my rush.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Must actually
grab all the source images off my old hardrive. Need hummus.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:59, archived)
# im quite partial to a bit of that
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:29, archived)
# he should win for this
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Your all gay
was the strongest link.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:56, archived)
# aha!
you corrected it before I had a chance to say!
i likey that
(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:56, archived)
# hehe
had to be done..I still got the obligatory bollockin' from Coprolite tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:00, archived)
# ever wanted to make explode somethin ?
usefull this might be for your chefs d'oeuvres, i thought.

i needed one of these last week to blast a kitty. i wanted to share.

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:47, archived)
# i've often wanted
to blast a threadwaste :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:48, archived)
# can i do it for you ?
bigger threadwaste
bigger threadwaste
bigger threadwaste
bigger threadwaste
bigger threadwaste
bigger threadwaste
bigger threadwaste
bigger threadwaste
(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# that's improved matters
no end.
Well done for your humble and conciliatory action.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Is there a bigger version of that?
Was going to use it for something
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:00, archived)
# very handy
thanks a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
# How to deal with Aged intruders.......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Haha
Sneaky little fuckers ... take 'em down

topjobsir.
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Haha
I love the cane spinning off at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Haha!
A genuine laugh out loud moment. Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Arf!
is that Freshlegs playing Ninja again?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Phone home my arse ......
Stumpy little bastard was ringing his longer legged brethren

Biggy

Gallery

(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:43, archived)
# o wooness sir
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# That deserves my new David Hasselhoff woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Wtf...
is going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:48, archived)
# It's from the
Worst Music Video In The World Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# FUCK ME
that is is quite some video

...he da' man
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:55, archived)
# he's being getting the Knight Foundation
to clone him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:52, archived)
# hehehe
later this week I'll present pt.2 of my shop of his CD cover... :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:54, archived)
# haha!
that are woo
(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Well done

and on that note, I'm off...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:47, archived)
# dat esh gud!!!! YA?
woo to sneaky little aliens
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:48, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:43, archived)
# there are other more negative ones
"You will be threadjacked"
"You will be hotlinked. Twice."
"There is a kitten inside here. Guess what? You just bit it."
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:47, archived)
# hmmmm
not sure about the quality of your fortune cookies
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:48, archived)
# haha!
in my experience, it's more of a misfortune cookie!
woo!
(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Someone tell Rob that
there's marketing there... I'd buy them.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Bored, so I did this (warning: very geeky)
Instead of doing what I was meant to do with Excel, I made a couple of graphs showing the growth of b3ta. They are here and here.

I also hereby predict post ten-million will be made in January 2006, and 100,000,000 in July 2012, but that sounds very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:42, archived)
# have you been kicking the server
in the nuts, to get it to cough up those stats?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:43, archived)
# There
is a big page of stats somewhere I think. I can't remember how to get to it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:44, archived)
# there's
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/

although, i bet he just went to www.b3ta.com/board/postnumber for every milestone-esque number, and found the date at the bottom of the post.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:45, archived)
# um.. this old graph was updated with a plotted graph of the actual results over it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:09, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/

updated when the mods have got enough free time to waste
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:45, archived)
# but it doesn't show
a time breakdown on the number of posts, I don't think. I was hoping to blame Sargant for the brief but traumatic outage earlier.
Seems he's in the clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# i did it by hand
but no, i went to the logarithmic ones, so I only looked at about 40 threads.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:45, archived)
# you could prob
work it out by taking post numbers and dates from the spaz...
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:45, archived)
# the first one
does seem to fit fnord's original "more pie for everyone" model. so yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:44, archived)
# At that rate
do we reach post infinity in December 2012 and the world ends?



(Note: I do not subscribe to the Mayan Calendar bullshit, I just thought it was a funny comment.)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Then the universe is replaced by something even more improbable
some people say this has already happened
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# turbulence.
the universe will be replaced by turbulence.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:49, archived)
# The world ends next year
on the grounds the Aztechs predicted that the world would end a number of times- humanity, bar a few who would repopulate the earth, would be wiped out again and again. The last one was when Columbus discovered them. Now for the part I pieced together myself: the next one was December 23rd 2003 (I think, been a while since I saw it) and there's a probe to Mars landing that day. We discover aliens that day, we get wiped out. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
# i thought it was 2012
but my sources are murky
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:52, archived)
# 2012 was the maya
he's raising aztecs which is a whole other kettle of unconfirmed fish.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Naturally.
Better get the kettle on then
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:53, archived)
# predictions sound sensible
but where indeed did the stats come from?
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# he calculated them
as all stats must be initially, from the original data (ie. he spazzed and found out)
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:47, archived)
# hand-spazzing
10, 20, 30... 100, 200... 1000, 2000... etc. etc

hand-spazzing sounds so dodgy
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:48, archived)
# a sterling effort
ill shake your hand right after you wash it.

edit: i think i could write a console thing in java to do that automatically and output the results in csv. but you've done it now.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# i have the excel table
for no reason whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Woo Yay
My website has gotton over 1500 unique visitors since I started the counter.

Im very proud of myself and would like to present myself a free threadwaste, and thank B3TA because I bet most of the hits come from here..

w w w . U - M U P P E T . c o . u k





Here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Silly
chicunt
(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:37, archived)
# pah, learn to spell.
there's no 'silly chi' in cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Umm.. yeah
How's the search for a sponcer goin'?

that's *sponsor*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# this is where i offer myself up for a
link exchange!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:37, archived)
# A link exchange..
Sounds fascinating..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:38, archived)
# the more people that go my site
the more people see the giant link for my freakachu auction

the more millions of pounds i make!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:40, archived)
# you don't get a free threadwaste until you hit
2000 posts i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Hey
I haven't used mine yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:38, archived)
# What!?
I never claimed mine!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Ok... im sorry.
Shall I threadjack myself up to 2000?

I think im about a 1/3'd of the way here.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:39, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:41, archived)
# The point we are trying to make
is DON'T THREADWASTE.
Thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:45, archived)
# You really
don't need to threadwaste! Come on man! Post pics with new threads, or original artwork is lost in the spazz for no good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:38, archived)
# I give up
I really do - perhaps a mod could do the decent thing..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:40, archived)
# get me his
address and a machete and i'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:42, archived)
# censoring the board
gets unpleasant. it would be nice if thingy just started to play nicely with the other kids...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Is that
better?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:47, archived)
# ...
Never mind. I can see you are not going to understand today.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Im a little tired
and it's a monday.

That pic toke me 8 mins to make.

Im sad.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
# You are either on AOL...
or English is not your first (or, indeed, second) language.

Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:00, archived)
# And we would care about this
why?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:39, archived)
# cos he probably has
one of your pictures there without credit....
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:40, archived)
# That's probably
where the hits have been coming from.

I'll check now.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:41, archived)
# I don't think i've knicked any without credit.


I do have a folder of my best ones so I can find them easerly.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Get a goddam spell-checker!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:39, archived)
# I assume the irony of that comment
is entirely lost on you?

(hint: goddamn)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:40, archived)
# You really did pick your username carefully, didn't you?
But I love you for it all the same
(you know, in a rampantly heterosexual man-to-man kind of way, of course, yes, grrr, real man, I am, not gay at all)

no offence to gay b3tans, I love you too, and wouldn't dream of suggesting you might not be a real man if you like other men. The above is not anti-gay
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:47, archived)
# I do my best.
But it's actually from my initials, T-D-S.

Amazingly, no-one noticed that until Year 13 of school.

(Yes, I'm a spelling pedant when it comes to other spelling pedants. I assume that makes me a metapedant.)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:49, archived)
# i have boring initials
but i do have an amusing postcode.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:55, archived)
# In reverse my initials spell:
WARM
(Mr_Bobbins, Mon 19 May 2003, 18:18, archived)
# glasscock!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Are you going to say that every time
someone links to your all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
# glasscock i haven't decided yet
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:55, archived)
# thanks
can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Fuck off
Fuck off and die!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:42, archived)
# "You don't know what
you're talking about..."
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:43, archived)
# weekender
?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Your links page
is very biased.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:43, archived)
# lol
It's not finished yet.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:45, archived)
# Well at least you're not linking
to a "under construction" page
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# I hate those things
I think the votes do record (I can't remember how far I got).

so when I do the vote system thinggy, it'll magicly start working.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:49, archived)
# I just added my link..
And it added it twice..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:47, archived)
# You must of refreshed...
Tonight when I get home, i'll do the voting stuff and submit it for all your approval.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Cushty!


Pucka...
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:36, archived)
# give him a red hat
and he is Santa Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Or even
Santa Claws

ba-dum-tschhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:51, archived)
# just..
..AHAH!
(Moopoopins, Tue 20 May 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Continuing my series of blake pics
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:30, archived)
# heh
heh i like that... i'll be giggling for hours... woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Yay! Subtle Stannah!
woo, with a side order of Houpla to go.
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:36, archived)
# woo
I loved Blake's 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:36, archived)
# i almost miss her


not very much though


sorry to whosoever did this two weeks ago when the advert came out, i've been in a hole... well revising... well playing games when i should hve been revising but the effects the same
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:28, archived)
# There's an 8?
Eek. Shouldn't they concentrate on getting old versions working as they should before they make new ones?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:29, archived)
# what
you mean like microsoft, or apple, or other responsible software houses... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:34, archived)
# i have to use aohell at work
i hate it. it doesn't let you leave. i try to shut down my computer at the end of the day and get about 200 messages going 'are you sure you want to quit aol? are you really sure? have you honestly thought this through?'

but it logs me off when i leave my pooter alone for 10 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:35, archived)
# I used to be on AOL dialup.
It was horrible. Especially the disconnections + their "tech" chat. Now I'm with plusnet though - and they are REALLY super. For example, they changed their web hosting setup configuration at the request of one customer. How fab is that!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:36, archived)
# That's because they only have one customer
YOU!!!
(Divvy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:41, archived)
# that's what task manager
is for.
Terminate Task. I should coco
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:41, archived)
# s'what i always end up doing
good old ctrl-alt-del.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:43, archived)
# It's infuriating
Plus the main window is impossible to use, meaning that you've always got it open alongside IE, which really annoys me. I've had to use it for around 5 years while begging my dad to switch.. Only three years and I'll be gone to university and (woo) Broadband...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:43, archived)
# i haven't managed to figure it out either
so i use explorer separately too.

it's like a special protected bubble for those who can't face the big scary interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# hmmm
and to think this started out as requiem for a dearlyloved personality... or was it just a dig a the worlds most irritating company... yeah thats it sorry forgot myself there
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# I was just swanning along when......
(HeatherMillsWoodenLeg, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Is the water ripples correct?
or what about the man? I bet thats 'shoped.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:24, archived)
# nah, we
don't do photoshopping here mate. you want www.popbitch.com
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Is that the website
that Dave and Viccy sued?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Who're dave and viccy?
Do we know them..?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:27, archived)
# The Beckhams
Like the Osborns only more typical of life in a small farming comunitie
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:29, archived)
# ah
you'll mean Dave and Vicky then...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:35, archived)
# he might mean
a Viccy 20
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:38, archived)
# talking of websites mate
not meaning to be mean but maybe a spell check on yours might help...(this is coming from me who cant spell to save his life ; ))
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I think he is taking the piss...
...no one could be that bad.
EDIT: If you're not taking the piss then i apologise, have you seen the 'gremlins' adverts on TV mate? I would consider calling them.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:34, archived)
# ro cuold thei?"?>??
sory ; )
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Im looking into making a SOAP application to do that for me
as I get quite a few complates on that 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Imperial Blather?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:38, archived)
#
comedy gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:41, archived)
# .
wonderful, how does he steer it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:26, archived)
# woo glowy
person on a biiiiiiiiiiig swan
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:27, archived)
# I likes that
On a related note, for my 500th post, I decided on a clichéd celebration and StrykeTheLlama thought of this:
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:27, archived)
# :O
how can you do that?
I can only roll my tounge, but not tear it out.
tell me your secret!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I can't even roll my tongue.
Teach me!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:30, archived)
# it's genetic
I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Damn my regular parents!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:33, archived)
# More like
irregular actually.
([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:39, archived)
# You either can
Or you can't

I can, and you can't la la la la laa laa
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Natural felch..?




/so sorry, forever sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:36, archived)
# haha!
had never considered that.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Sickeningly
this is at least the second time, that I've suggested it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:41, archived)
# scissors
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:31, archived)
# good idea
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:34, archived)
# All done with mirrors
you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Bleurgh!
That's quite, er, surprising...
But congratulations on your 500 of posts, yes?
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Just looked at the full coloured full sized version.
It's really WOO

and YAY!
([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Thank you!
I just love it to death, and it seems to have got much positive feedback but not a front page. Not that I'm bitter or anything or I'm assembling a small terrorist organisation...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:45, archived)
# Ooh!
Can i not join then?
([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# woah!!!
BIG SWAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:27, archived)

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