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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# hahaha..................and seeing as peas are flying........

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# hahaha
have a pea

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# Holy Hell


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# top one jeezer

Sorted matey
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# Psalms? Where we're going we don't need psalms!


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# B&Q it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:20, More)
# glitter works his magic

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# ...

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# Or, as they're known in Scotland,
Goanie no dae that...


(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:53, More)
# Sorry Jebus
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:53, More)
# I recognise that hand...:)

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# :D re post : /

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:44, More)
# ha! extra points for "arkbox" :)
also: Modernising the Bible must mean diversification


(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:35, More)
# Fun(damentalism) for the whole congregation


Rock you like a Hurricane!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:33, More)
# also...
Jesus needs to be made more relevant to the kidz


Luke 27:13 ...and then Jesus did flip off his worshippers, saying "whosoever maketh this sign shall be blessed in my eyes. word."
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:33, More)
# Your life. Your religion.
Why not try repackaging the same old crap?

(octopuppy stinking up the place, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:30, More)
# modern reasons

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# La la la la...

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