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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# Can you see it properly now?
Brightened it up a bit


(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:56, More)
# Ooeeerrr...

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:51, More)
# Football and religion...

a perfect match.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:30, More)
# Pfft...

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:01, More)
# Not sure this is what the Bible had in mind.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:53, More)
# JESUS MAN
AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

His hair is still gay though.
EDIT: Fuck, did anyone else know about this?
www.blasphemyday.com/
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:38, More)
# ooo topic..

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:13, More)
# I have issues about British 'talent'

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:08, More)
# Bleh..

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:00, More)
# He with the last sin curl the first stone . . .

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:55, More)
# He knows kung fu.

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:51, More)
# It being International Blasphemy Day today...


As a deity-curious atheist I am prepared to burn in your notional Hell if I am wrong.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:25, More)
# "Ooooh Gromit, I just can't decide!"

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:50, More)
# "Play it again Lord, play it again.."

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:31, More)
# God knows what tariff he's on..


Prob been done better :)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:26, More)
# Ning!

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:38, More)
# *may not contain apple.


EDIT: I'd like to dedicate the post to nic the lurker. Gowarn! Make a first post I dare ya!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:55, More)
# This one didn't end up exactly like I planned
but it still works...


maybe even better!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:32, More)
# about bloody time


Click for bigger (167 kb)



this is for 'Mistletoe and Wine' and 'The Millenium Prayer'
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:44, More)
# Careful with that, knucklehead!

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:02, More)
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