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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# lol!
madness is spreading!


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# Bethlehem Child Protection Services

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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:35, More)
# Escape From Nazareth

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:10, More)
# "Then Moses did raise the Red Sea-Saw . . . "

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:54, More)
# Der da da der, da der der...

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# oh Yeahhhhh!

(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:36, More)
# Pffft...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:16, More)
# Available for weddings, parties, quinceaneras, bah mitzvah, birthdays...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:01, More)
# also: needs more ads

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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:49, More)
# It's the bible translated into a more modern language.
awaits comments about errors in my coding structure
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:41, More)
# Shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:15, More)
# Moses, you tit, I said parting!

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# The Adam and Eve of all biscuit based confectionery


ningles board :)
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# oh hai vinayagar agaval

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# :D
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# all fine and dandy until you have to talk to god on the big white phone

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:50, More)
# HAHAH
please excuse the pea


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