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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# Hahahaha
Also, not worth own thread...


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# Hahahahaha!
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# ..

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# also, if I may
"Dear B3ta I think the Bible should be modernised by having lots of animated vignettes illustrating key scenes"

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# Moses: His first attempt.

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# ...

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# The Immaculate Adoption.


Yes, yes very good. We we all know it was Mary and not Jesus that was conceived immaculately, but this is just a joke.
No, YOU fuck off.
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# doo doo doo doo doodoodoodoo

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# I found this, I think it should win the compo....

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# :)
also, if I may:

"a very modern way of getting the message across..."

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:45, More)
# Little did they know...

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# The Final Days of Sodom and Gomorrah

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# Q&D

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# I Win

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:21, More)
# He wanted to stay straight, but the temptation was too strong!

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# .

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# seamless:)


EDIT: Now with bonus post (didn't think it was worth a new post and I wanted to get it out of my system).


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# I have no photoshop so it's reposts for me

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