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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# pff
i shall slip this in here

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:39, More)
# 'ning
Robomoses and the 4 commandments...


(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:32, More)
# Icct Hedral

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:25, More)
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(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:16, More)
# jesus is a douche!


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(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:14, More)
# ...and lo, on the eighth day, God created bukkake, and He saw that it was good.

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:06, More)
# Strangely enough, inspired by the Jeremy Kyle show
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(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:03, More)
# Haha

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:01, More)
# hahaha.
yays


(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:52, More)
# Not a pea
but Q&D

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:49, More)
# Pea Roast (I don't get the chance to do many)

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:44, More)
# 'ningles all.

I spent ages optimising it but it was having none of it!
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:41, More)
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(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:29, More)
# heheh, nicely done!
well, if it's a pearost thread, I may as well compo this:



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(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:28, More)
# Pea Roast

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:24, More)
# Haha, "no really, fucking hell" :)
(sorry to pop this here, but i'm not going to post it in a new thread)

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:18, More)
# well he did love writing letters to entire cities, after all...

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:05, More)
# I'm not quite sure where I was going with this...

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:01, More)
# And He was wrapped in cloth by the Virgin attendant...


and the gathered crowd around Heathrow looked to the Heavens with their telephoto lenses and cried... "Oooooh. An Airbus".

And in that moment he ascended into the Heavens, destined for the City of Angels, flightime 11 hours and 10 minutes.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:49, More)
# it is?
excellent:


(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:42, More)
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