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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# heeh you said yahweh

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:59, More)
# Jesus and his 'disciples' outside the local supermarket

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:25, More)
# What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit?

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 18:12, More)
# The Urine Shroud

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:47, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:17, More)
# Oooh, forgot about this, have a compo pea :)

Christ on a bike? God on a hoverboard!
(Virulent, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:13, More)
# Nice one, Jesus!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:06, More)
# modern..ish

(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:47, More)
# Well done, that man!

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:20, More)
# LOL, Well timed, was about to post this...

(Virulent, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:04, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:57, More)
# 3 wise guys

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:53, More)
# Bethlehem Child Protection Services

(Virulent, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:35, More)
# "Then Moses did raise the Red Sea-Saw . . . "

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:54, More)
# all fine and dandy until you have to talk to god on the big white phone

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:50, More)
# Stella artois its biblical

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:27, More)
# "Sorry Gotham, I've got problems of my own"....

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 13:07, More)
# Scriptures Come Jesus inspires new abstract quasi-religious scoring method. BBC viewers OUTRAGED

(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 11:11, More)
# Enough with the Tesco Chicken already!

(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:49, More)
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(xspat, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 2:22, More)
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