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This is a link post Oh just fuck right off with your shit shoes
en.orphe.shoes/
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are they made by orphans?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't come out, my shoes are recharging

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ok with this as long as they dont make any noises

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if you can make them play a sample that says "Fuck!" with every step?
You wouldn't need to waste time saying anything whilst running away from disasters then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why stop there?
Shitwear are putting LCD panels in their footwear!

 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great. Now my trainers can crash too

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can crash my microwave in three button presses
Trufax.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen LED trainers for a few years now
but I have yet to see a pair that does not have a fault on one, or both, shoes.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's bad enough forgetting your phone is blue toothed to the speakers downstairs when sneak off to watch some filth on it.
Now I have to worry about accidentally streaming bongo movies to my shoes? Christ.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone in my office gets a pair of these,
and I'm gonna try and hack porn onto them when they're not looking.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh noes, someone hacked me trainers!"
Not a phrase I expected to have to hear in my life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHITWEAR - OUR crap on YOUR back.
I expect Shitwear will be giving out free clothes to the homeless in return for advertising Big Macs and Happy Meals©.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "For artists and performers"
Yeah, right. Absolutely no rich poseur twats will buy those at all then
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, right. Yeaaahhh.
 (loci, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any other children of the 90's remember flashing trainers?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^has spent FAR too long hanging round playgrounds

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speak for yourself.
I'm young enough to have actually owned a pair. Popper trousers too.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post had no idea they had a name

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is Popper Trousers an unfortunate side affect from sniffing too much poppers?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's so sad.
Poor jonbob has to wrap the end of a broom in kitchen roll to shove his guts back up his tattered sludge-pocket :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post *checks for hidden cameras*
No free shows, you can pay like everyone else!
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^voice of bitter experience^

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post LA-Lights and adidas popper pants
That was such a good look.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
trainers
pedos
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can this be paired with a smart butt plug?
Asking for a friend.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Legit request, maybe should be under a freedom of information request.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post These look orphe ful

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
what a time to be alive!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 13:59, , Reply)