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This is a link post Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys does the ice water challenge NSFW

Try to avoid all these FB trending bits n pieces but when Bubbles is involved, I'm interested :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eddie the Eagle?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bubbles cries a bit more.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quick T-J folks.
Our cunt of an MD got fired recently for gross financial mismanagement and general ineptitude. Her card has come round and I can't think what to write in it. It can't be openly offensive, but I'm fucked if I'm going to lie and say "good luck". She was a stupid, antagonistic bully and I wish her fat arse would rot in hell's toilet, but writing these things in a card can come back and bite you. She might remain in the industry, you see...
Alternatively, I'll write nothing, of course.
Thoughts please...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about
"Hope you find a job more suitable for your talents"
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Politely decline and pass it on
I don't think a leaving card is appropriate in that situation.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:07, , Reply)
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Or get a big red marker and scrawl "So long, smelly minge cow bags" on it.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the best option so far :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or, you know, ^this

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is she any good with sarcasm?
If so, put 'Thanks for everything'.

Edit: But yes, I'd go with the sensible views of pass it on.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd pass
if you're worried about burning bridges, don't
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post CDC

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'If wisdom grew on trees you would be a bush'

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait a sec
Since when does someone who got fired rate a leaving card?

Return it unsigned.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post No-one here knows she was fired (other than a handful of people including me)
She was utterly directionless, disastrously and despotically confident in her woeful decisions, and then shock-horror, we're massively down on figures and a little concerned about jobs. A glimmer of hope arrived in the form of a dynamic (and rather angry) new marketing manager. She hired him, but once he saw the state the business was in, his opinion of her couldn't be lower. As one of her last acts, she fired him. Similar to that bit in the first LOTR films where the dragon grabs Gandalf as it falls into the pit. I couldn't hate a person more. The fact that people still like her here just makes me even angrier.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't sign it, wait for her to go and then tell everyone the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her firing may have a confidentiality clause, applying to both the ex-employee and the employers.
Best to not tell everyone the truth, and I certainly wouldn't go telling everyone on teh internets.

:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never consider consequences.
They only ruin things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like your style.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:48, , Reply)
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oh, thanks for ruining the lord of the rings for me. i was saving that for special.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post So someone gets fired for being shit and then someone decided to buy them a leaving card?
Head butt the person who thought of this idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Take it easy" or "have a good one".
On the face of it well meaning but could mean..."take it easy you lazy jobless C***" or "have a good death, car accident, hemorrhoid removal op...whatever..." Add a smiley face with a crooked not 'really a smile' expression...this may take some practice to get just right.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do a big poo in the envelope.
With an X.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Thanks for leaving."

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, this is up there with BombayMick's option.
Keep them coming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post CONGRATULATIONS!!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it sums up the sentiments exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post " We were very lucky to get you to work with us"

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post nothing is the choice, but you could always be so nice that everyone knows it's a dig:
your inspirational leadership will be missed...
 (TX1 time to start..., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Hope you do better at your next job"

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blank sounds sensible.
Or an insult and sign the name of someone you don't like.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, someone has written "Gonna miss you", so I'm going to prefix that with "Not"

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pop a SlimFast shake sachet in the card.
Message: "Have a drink on me you fat cunt."
 (Leemondus, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just sign it with your man butter

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo, leftfield. I like it.
I think I could dig some extra vintage smegma out of my fiveskin specially for this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post say exactly what you think and then sign it with someone elses name

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about something like
"This proves my theory that women aren't cut out for jobs beyond PA or secretary"
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post cough to get everyone's attention before tearing it up, explaining what a mess she was, putting everyone's jobs at risk

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:49, , Reply)
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"Happy Birthday"
 (UTB, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:55, , Reply)
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Worked at a BIG company once and one morning we were told that one of the cleaners had died at the weekend. Rather sad. The whole office (100-200 people) signed his card with condolences, except a dickish French bloke who didn't look at the card and just wrote "good luck in your new job". Haha!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
I always find the best method of writing something offensive is to pretend you haven't read the card or who it is to.
 (UTB, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the reason she's going isn't public knowledge,
just sign it without a message. You can afford to be magnanimous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try something like
"I'll never work with someone like you again"

or

"You're like nobody I've ever worked with before"

or

"You're a cunt. Fuck off."
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Write my phone number in it and ask her to give me a call.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post "cheers luv"

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about...
You made for an interesting case study of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good one

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You welcome use my standard leaving card message...
"I will never forget that weekend at the Travelodge in Tenby"
 (stealthbanana, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have always used
"I will never forget the times we shared" and "This is the end of an error\\\\\ era."
 (1110, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Write exactly what you want to say, but with a UV pen

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Bye"
That's it.

oops, wrong place..
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'salright
I like it. Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post This man makes me moist.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post And me

Evidently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fed up of the water challenge now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is actually the first one I've seen

My friend said there's a few people he'd like to see do it with boiling water.

I'd nominate Bono.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Edmonds.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post As funny as Limmy

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh, but fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ain't it
used to like Trailer Park Boys though
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:45, , Reply)