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This is a link post Tourist jailed for patting policewoman’s shoulder
in Dubai
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dubai is a FUCKING cunthole of a place.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post And it'll thrive due to
the shallow cunts who find it a prestige place to be.
Hope the shit carrying lorry convoy tips over them all.
Backward cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post and then
all the shit boils over and floods everything with oily shit and then they drown in their own shitty oil screaming "no!!! please no more shitty oil!". Upside down sandy rude oily cunts full of posh cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post they literally get away with murder there
And jail someone for tapping a police on the shoulder for directions.
It's 2015, why do people want to go there? why help fund that shitty place.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need a dirty great big earthquake in Pakistan
Would create a tidal wave that wipes Dubai off the map as it is very low.

they have refrigerated beaches.....
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... and penguins in the Mall of the Emirates
and yes, I suppose they have been giving the finger to Allah with that Burj Khalifa
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait until their oil runs out,
and the racist Emirati get economically, politically, and militarily fucked over.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 20 May 2015, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..and assaulting two cops

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post More like not wanting to get pulled around by uniformed twats
the guy did not speak the language so probably saw his life and hands flash before his eyes
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post And thats number 54 of 1000s of reasons why I wouldnt go again.
I wouldn't have a fucking clue what they were accusing me of. It could be dropping some litter or murdering a class of children, I was continuously shitting it of doing anything.
Never has drunken sex with a woman in a hotel been done so quietly, slowly and with the hope that I finished quickly.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Authority doesn't work like that, anywhere in the world
So he was a bit of a bellend and is now in prison for assault. Bit of a muppet really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well if touching her shoulder constitutes molestation
Then I'd be skeptical of their definition of assault.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"“Someone touched my shoulder. When I turned back, the defendant asked me for directions to the mall. I guided him and then asked him why he had touched me. I couldn’t understand his language. He touched my hand again. I pulled my hand away, then I asked him to escort me to the police office. He refused. My two colleagues presented their police IDs. He refused to go with them to the police office and, when they tried to take him, he assaulted them,” claimed the policewoman."

Regardless of anyone's interpretation of 'molestation,' he fucks up at the end by refusing to comply with the cops. Who the fuck did he think he was? Even if there were language issues, given he was a tourist, that would sort of indicate he wasn't to thick or ignorant to understand what a cop is, or how to behave when gestured by cops to go with them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're assuming the police officers are telling the truth
rather than massively embellishing the incident because they took a dislike to the guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 20 May 2015, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I am, and of course there's every possibility they are completely bent
There's just something a bit odd about the surface of that story though
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the middle east...
Anyone in a position of authority is bent. It's the way the world works over there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 20 May 2015, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post but he had MONEY
it was Dubai and he had MONEY
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post To play devil's avocado:
Anyone who chooses Dubai as a holiday destination is a cunt who deserves everything they get.
*drops mic, walks off*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find myself agreeing with nearly everything Tabs says these days
Which is potentially a source of worry.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs is perfect.
In every way.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOOOH YOU'RE A KEEPER
*manders*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post her shoulder you say...
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 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Women can be police officers in Dubai?
I am genuinely surprised.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I was thinking

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm flying through on route to KL
cant say i'm looking forward to setting food on its soil even if it is for three hours
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post make sure you give yourself a pat on your shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The entire middle east can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.
Not a single bit of it I want to visit ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post this
couldnt pay me to visit anywhere there.

I'd love to win a daytime TV prize to Dubai, and turn it down.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to be able
to spend all day entering competitions on daytime TV rather than go to work.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 20 May 2015, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm always a little amazed there is any tourism

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:10, , Reply)