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This is a link post A downfall parody about... downfall parodies
If enough memes become circular, then hopefully 4chan will implode on itself.

Apologies if GC, but looking back in the searches shows up nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this.
And also finally noticed the chap from Lexx.
 (I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a link post License to chill
Now your wildest dreams can come true
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Rita Sue and Bob Too NSFW
Best bits, very sweary, hence the NSFW.
(chuff off, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the spin off docu-drama where they hid the kid in the bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post pssst, check out this week's image challenge fella :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Goes all of a flutter*
Fook Yeah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a link post A serbian genius made politicians look credible at last... total LMAO
They should be legally obliged to wear makeup for the duration of their terms.
Who's your favorite?
I simply can't decide between chavez and sarkozy
 (I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...I am not sure... The only thing that I AM sure about is
that Mugabe in drag gives me the sweating fears...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post albert the second prince of monaco
= Dr Whiteface

*fears*
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think her mum must have been raped by a alien.
Viral in 10... 9... 8...
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post About 28 seconds in I swear it's channelling the Crazy Frog...
very odd.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of
This ;-D
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me...
she's better then most of the MC's on the drum n bass circuit!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love her air of authority

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Peter Sellers doing a variety of regional UK accents
rather good I thought - found this accidentally after getting a bit miffed at the way I pronounce 'tooth' being mocked....(it's pronounced 'tuth' and I won't hear it any other way!)
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post No fuckin manc! I'm going ter get 'ar kid on him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Caaaaaaadiff either
still, we'll let him off - it could have gone very Dick Van Dyke
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can do a Cardiff accent, I've seen Torchwood.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The majority of my attempts at Welsh accents end up sounding Indian
Even if I say 'my lovely' and 'isn't it' every few words.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try saying "Bangin'" in it
'Lo Mate :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can sometimes say 'tidy bruv' quite well
My welsh colleague thinks it's shit, but his glaswegian is fucking terrible! :P

How's you Mr Plopps?
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Plopps are good, Mr Budd
I do a fair glasweigian, including neds too if there's a helium balloon handy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post cardiff torchwood: needs more gay init
gavin and stacey accent is from the valleys. the scum of wales.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was brought up in deepest darkest
Caerfilthy - we used to holiday at Barry Island Butlins :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tooth is pronounced "tooth"
not "tuth".

You see?
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tuth? TUTH?!
For Heaven's sake have you no morals?
Or are you merely South Walian?
And where, might I ask, would you purchase passport photos - at a photo buth? No!
Thou art uncuth.
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's tuth
and I wunt hyear it any uther way
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bret is hawt :-P
edit: did I just see Ron Jeremy?
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I thought it was Ron too!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a link post dead cat bounce - Golf
great song about golf - suppose a little nsfw for shouted/sung nasty words.
I saw them at the fringe last year and their show was one of the best things I saw.
enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather good

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Hazel Blears: When will you pay us back?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Undercover with the BNP I made this!
We contacted the BNP (who are claiming not to be racist now), pretending to be sympathetic media students that wanted to make a film showing the positive side of the party after the slating they have been getting in the press. They seemed a little suspicious, but we rocked up with the camera anyway and spent the day filming them canvassing various areas around Essex. The BNP don’t really seem to understand how camera equipment works and when they thought we weren’t filming, they showed their true colours.
Pretty important that everyone votes against them in the Euro elections tomorrow.
 (0rchid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bob Baily the BNP organiser in this video was caught in a redlight district in a car with no tax or insurance and he twice refused to give a breath test. He is in court this Friday.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1190083/BNP-Euro-candidate-Robert-Bailey-face-court-arrested-drink-driving.html
 (carcrash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post No surprises there, in a similar vein:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Goz4MjwS1rE&fmt=22
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The BNP are mental
They remind me of Bruce Willis and the "I hate n*ggers" sandwich board in Die Hard. I'm assuming L. Jackson doesn't work in PoundLand in Orpington, so don't understand why they didn't get a good thrashing from the locals...

PS - I am not saying that "non-europeans" are aggressive by the way.
 (Stocksie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post superb work

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice job, but someone's already posted your video and gotten it onto the popular page. =)

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Mystery egg thingy
Just got this in an email as part of the build up to the Fringe festival.
Basically it's like the Subservient Chicken thing of a few years ago.
You suggest something that should be done to the egg and they do it.

Rather diverting......
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Crush the castle
Satisfying and simple game with great physics, use the trebuchet to knock the castles down...
 (ewe, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks a bunch
I just played that all the way through rather than doing work. You owe me now :o|

Bloody nicely done gamelet that :O)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Yes
And when you win you get to design your own castle and when you do that you HAVE to make a CDC.


 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post flippin awsome!
I loved that, the last few levels take a good while. Thanks!
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Skateboarders Destroy Website
I thought this was done pretty well. Must have taken a while to put together. Once it's loaded, wait a few seconds and after the first few clips it get's good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is
Really fucking well done! like it!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's just plain old really very clever
good linkage there
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo, very good
In a similar vein, have a look at www.youtube.com/wariolandshakeit2008.

You can play with it once it's done too!
 (jogamic, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Garage door opener for motorbikes
I need to get me one of these.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Bill Oddie?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rather good
That
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let me get this straight
On one hand the guy is complaining about how much attention he gets for looking like George Clooney and how his wife has split from him as she's scared he wants to go to Hollywood. Then he does a a U turn, talks about women he wants to date and how he wants to go to Hollywood?

hmmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm indeed
also have you noticed how he looks nothing like George Clooney? Or am I just being picky?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, you are not being picky
He looks like a Clooney who ate ALL the pies
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Video of him here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtJLf500KVM&fmt=18
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah that video is odd
"Oops, they put his breast implants in his chin by mistake! I'd get my money back for that mix up."
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha wtf?
He looks like a cross between Ray Quinn and Jay Leno.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post And that's bad,
How?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post god yeah...he does too!
with a little bit of Stan Smith of American Dad thrown in

and a touch of Rosie O'Donnell....no?
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post i was thinking
if george clooney were a bit younger and hit in the face with a frying pan he would look like that
 (I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post arf!
good show sir :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a link post KEN BLOCK GYMKHANA TWO THE INFOMERCIAL
Some awesome stuff being done in a Subaru Impreza around Port of Los Angeles
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to have a go at doing that please
Thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Upset customer wishes to complain about their cable TV. NSFW
This may be as old as the hills but, having spent most of this morning on the phone trying to contact Virgin Media, I have some sympathy for this bloke.

Preview says it hasn't been posted before, so apologies if GC.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
the ending was superb, at least he thanked them!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post EPIC!
click

*doesnt care if its gc, i aint seen it bfore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bunch of fock socking sock cockers
 (tedster, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
god I love this guy
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhh, bless.
Even phones up to say thank you at the end :)
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!
Shame the vid wasn't more fun...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post isn't that the guy from
the sublime albums?
 (ewe, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a link post She Farted and Created the World

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is lovely :)
Woo, Yay et al.

*click*
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is shitting marvellous!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post How sweet/amazing was that?
Woo yays all round.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate that
because it just made me close my after effects project and start again.

it's too ace. simple, nice, ace. bah bastards!
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liked
IN THE FACE.
 (TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post all sorts of
beautiful
 (I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a link post "U.S. Releases Secret List of Nuclear Sites Accidentally"
I mean, WTF?

My fav quote in the article?

“These screw-ups happen,” said John M. Deutch, a former director of central intelligence and deputy secretary of defense
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Demonstrating the meaning of the word "defenestration" NSFW
WTF is this guy doing on his PC?

Blacked out man buttocks earns NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe, this was posted a couple of days ago
Tis funny though - I'm hoping it's a ground floor flat as well :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but is it real?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
No, they trained the dog to sniff him up the arse crack whilst leaning out of the window.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post the old peanutbutter up the ass-crack trick

(largoembargo ???, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried it then?

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
you just reminded me of the time my brother told me his in-laws dog bit his nut sack... I still reckon he had been using the old peanutbutter technique.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:35, , Reply)

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