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This is a link post The Human Beatbox
Very VERY well edited silly little video, GC says no.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post hint:
if 15,650,356 people have seen it on youtube... chances are it's GC.

That said, Lasse Gjertsen is the stuff that internet legend is made of.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post here's a hint:
try searching for keywords, not just the URL
www.b3ta.com/search/links?q=lasse

Especially true for youtube where there may be multiple uploads, try and find the original.
This is the first one of his I saw:
"Amateur"
 
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post here's a hint
what they said ^^
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here is a pre hint hint
what they said ^^
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
I'm a huge fan of (G)Lasse "Cock" Gjertsen
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Hello everybody, it's the 'After School Club'! NSFW
It's Japanese so be warned.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post


:-?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post My face is still :-O after watching this.

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post too weird for me

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Aye, Funky Forest (the 'film' which this is from) is pretty crazy stuff.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Jónsi Live at Origami Vinyl in LA
I didn't even know he was going to be there. It's a pretty excellent all-vinyl shop. One of the only ones left that I know of.

Also, is it my b3taday?

/edit: Guess I missed it by a day :(
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 3:55, , Reply)
This is a link post black man loves pokemon NSFW
very sweary. extremely funny.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like this
a lot
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 3:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHOW ME YOU POKEYMANS
 
that was great : )
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH I LOVE POKEMON BITCH
AAAAND WHAT
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pokeymon?! POKEYMON?! with the "pokey" and the "man" and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing and then he oh AH AH AH AH!!!

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post working link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsSoMBVF3w
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Re issue of Pretty Hate Machine
I am a huge fan of this man.

Ronseal
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am a huge fan too but....
i must say this record did date a fair bit.
not bad just a little bit..ooooooo that's how old i am....
I am ooooooold
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 3:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwww
Its all right, just close your eyes and click your heels together three times...
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah some of the synth sounds are cheesy as fuck but they are still good songs
 
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's that tinny drum noise that does me
Every record between 1988 and 1992 had that same tiss tiss drum noise
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooohhhh remastered
that would be pretty sweet
I've been favouring the various live versions of those songs, they're just that much gruntier.
 
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts excatly
I was lucky enough to see him play live back in 1999 in NZ Big Day Out.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 7:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remastering isn't necessarily a good thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTBoMlsw-0I&feature=fvst

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gmex_4hreQ
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yes
Best NIN album ever in my opinion. Fucking love it. LOVE it.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post A re-issue/remaster I'm actually excited about

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Impact Earth Calculator
Just read about this on BBC.

Imperial College produced this handy little tool to find out how big an asteroid can hit the earth and how well we can survive.

Have fun wiping out bits of the planet you dont really like.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am very much looking forward to this being linked with google earth
right now it's interesting but hard to visualise.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Napalming Cera NSFW

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Crazy naked rampage!! NSFW
Some Russian guy goes mental and starts fighting people naked.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get a holster for that thing!

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post The poor sod.

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post aye
poor bastard probs has no idea what's goin on
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would be super pissed off if he jumped on my car roof
Its one of the most expensive panels on a car to repair
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah plus it weakens the integrity of the entire car

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the fact...
The woman seems to be blocking peoples view with the blanket while they break his legs, nice.

I'm going to bed now, sweet dreams everyone, fuck.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Chris Pontius
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pa5cTUJ6mw
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did
anyone else spot the chicken at .36?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a little dog
with a coat on I think. He runs around the block and comes back towards the end of the video.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, definitely a 4-legged chicken
Must be near Chernobyl
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn!
Must be the meds. Been seeing fucking chickens *everywhere*...


Cheers
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 6:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surrounded by cocks.

Cheers.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post So am I the only one
who was shouting 'Just kick him in the bollocks and call teh police' then?

That was a lot of damage and threatening behaviour onto a lot of innocent folks, get him down, get him restrained, get him in a cell to sleep it off and get his feckin wallet out to pay for all them cars he fucked up when you take him home, feckin tosser.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top windmilling at 4:14

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS... this is b3ta
If you wanna post fight videos, fuck off to ebaumsworld forums!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chill out mate.
Its hardly brutal I found it more funny than anything else. "If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this""
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK soz in part, I was a bit grumpy that morning
(I still don't think b3ta is the place to post fight vids)
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a link post I AM FIGHTER: ROUND 3 NSFW
Eel d'Ron. Also Irish.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Public Enima #1.

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love this guy already
"Where's your favourite place?"
"In the gym, pumpin' 'ron?"
"Who's Ron?"
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a link post James Cameron: 3D conversion best for classic films
Fuck off Cameron. Really, fuck off.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I concur.
With you coliander.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess it depends on how you read that statement.
I don't think he's saying that 3D conversion should be used on classic films, but that the only valid excuse to use it at all is on an older films that weren't shot in 3D to begin with. It generally looks awful and so if you intend to release a film in 3D, then shoot it in 3D in the first place (which can look very good if done well - Avatar or Coraline, for example).
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Avatar's 3d looked really tacky in my opinion.
The effects look a lot better in 2d
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Despite the fact
he very publically slagged off Clash of the Titans for retro-fitting in 3D.

The guy has turned into an almighty wanker since he stopped making decent films
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Publicly slagging off Clash of the Titans
is surely in tune with his statement; i.e. if you're making a film and release it in 3D film it in 3D in the first place, don't add the effect post-production.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Colourize them too.

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a tool
i hate cameron for makny things, but mainly the resurgence in shitty 3d. avatar looked no less cock in 3d than any other film. until we can have a proper decent holographic projection awesomeness system, 3d can fuck off.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin' 3d.
I hope this 3d fad wears off soon.

It was shit in the 50's, it was shit in the 70's and it's still shit now.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Hell. YES!
I wanna dance like this.
Sorry if GC but I am poorly and this cheers me right up.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get better soon....
You will dance again, yes you will.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Spangy.
My platforms still have some height, and as for my flares...
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's easy to pretend
But I know you're not a fool.


A tool maybe, but....
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I may be a spanner
but I'm adjustable at least.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Herbie, I'm just betting you have a killa 'fro like that!

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
Almost. I have not had a mane tame for a while BC!
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That shit be a 'fro fo' sho' yo.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks better with a Benny Hill tune
bennyhillifier.com/?id=uOAHKmfwpZ0&feature=player_embedded#!
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!!
Looks better but I can't click my fingers to it.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Apparently, someone's trying to buy the british government.
Someone, known currently as Foundation X (thanks to Lord James of Blackheath being extremely inflammatory and cloak & dagger in my opinion...), is trying to give the government untold amounts of moolah to help reboot the economy, and apparently this is no strings attached...very odd.

Discuss.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://b3ta.com/links/The_maddest_speech_ever_given_in_the_House_of_Lords
discuss


sorry
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a link post The Bells - more musical ramblings... I made this!
For anyone who may be interested (or not) I've been busy tweeking scanners and things to make sounds I like - thus:

www.b3mused.com/audio_player.swf?http_base_url=http://www.b3mused.com/&audioid=391
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Yeasayer - Madder Red
Kirsten Bell is fondling my cancerous testicle.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post and this is what
happens when you outlaw abortions.


what? I was just sayin'
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Belial?
is that you Belial?

I wondered where he went.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!!

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
I wanted to cry and be sick at the same time its my 12th birthday all over again.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:15, , Reply)
This is a link post 'Special' FX
Window-Licking Good.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my,
might want to put a NSFW tag on that. Are you sure they're really just effects?
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know...
It's hard to tell, i think they may have been involved with Lord Of The Rings, actually, they had to be.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post My heart almost skipped a beat
When the velociraptor almost gets him (sorry for the spoilers)
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
You ruined it for me.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know!!!
Dinosaurs be all like "Roarrrrr" and they be all like "Bitch, get in that kitchen and make me some pie!". Hard-Core.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you must admit that it is rare for a velociraptor to be on roller skates.

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Evolution.
It's saying "What would they be like if they were still around today?", shit be deep.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post And it's showing the best of humanity
I mean, like that dude can really rage on that 5 pound draw bow. That could penetrate, like a sheet of paper!!!!
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He is one hard-ass mo' fo' fo' sho'.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post fo real.

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws gang sign*
*Springs a leak*
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post He got da shizzle brudda man

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Broken.
I be your Brudda from a different Mudda.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Hullo, I'm George Takei
And Im On A Horse For Homophobia

George gets on his soapbox about gay bullying in an amusingly stylized fashion...
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post you owe me one horse!
Preferably a lovable one.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh he not really on a hossy
but ya know what I mean, you're thinking he might be, any minute...
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! but are only the gay merkins good ones?
i've been there, worked there, found everyone i met to be really nice, very competent and intelligent.
Then when i leave the states, the only news i ever here from there seems to consist of extreme right wing politics, mentals and darwin award nominees.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. The rest of us are absolute pond scum
Edit: and couldn't the sound guy have worked a little harder to make it sound like he wasn't in a submarine?
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post but that's just it
when i was there (holiday'd Boston, Philly, Florida; worked: Seattle) everyone was great.
yet outside of the states all it's citizens are presented as either "The last sane person surrounded by a world gone mad" or "gun toting homophobes unable to control their diet or crippling need to purchase useless shit and run up credit card debt"

Just to make myself clear:
Actual Americans: Awesome.
Americans presented to the world through news: Twat-Mackerals.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it may be certain media outlets intent on making Americans look as incompetent as possible for political reasons
If you can minimize the opposition, you're halfway there.

America has 50 little "countries" each with its own way of looking at things, and more ethnic communities than one can shake a stick at.

But, sticks and stones, love, sticks and stones.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
You get a click for Twat-Mackerals...
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post eyethankewe
and of course, if you havn't heard that before then you havn't seen this:
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1838-E3-2010
(only nsfw swears if you have your speakers turned up)
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one George!
That song sounds crap though.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Teh Gays will love it!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post good on him
sad to hear about the people commiting suicide

George sounds like a robot.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does a bit
maybe Shatner's been offering acting hints...
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooOOO i don't think those two get on
and Shatner, as much as i love him (and i do) i think he plays himself in boston legal
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post he always has dear
he aaaaalways has....
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post you may be right....
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1648058156561008324#
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a quality outburst.

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all for anti-gay bullying,
It's more fun when they punch back, gives me a purpose in life.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
George would have you foiled!
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're a very attractive man, Wil...
*Shit, what am i doing!?! What am i doing!?! Act straight, Span Wang, act straight*

I'll punch you so hard, Wil, that when you regain conciousness your clothes will be back in fashion, homo.

*There, no one suspects a thing*
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post My clothes have never been in fashion...
never.

I try not to worry about it...
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You'd look better without them on...i mean, screw you!!
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post foiled you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uOClkGQm8s
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww..I love him.

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he was about to burst into song at the end.
I wish he had.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't listen to the douchebags of the world
Never a truer word spoken
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reading from an autocue
Great acting, George.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's very good
bravo!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a link post A "luxurious" pleasure object NSFW
check out the price tag. Guys might also want to check out the "Earl" by the same company.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gentleman's Ring anyone?
en.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=homme&groupName=TOR
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:26, , Reply)

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