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This is a link post Patient deer scares man I made this!
Me and my housemate decided to put my recent mask purchase to some use by hiding in my housemates room and waiting for him to return from watching a horror film in another room. Excuse the language, he had no control over his fear ^_^

Enjoy
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post it would be better
if you cut the buildup and just showed you screaming and his reaction. Everything else is pointless.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, but I thought the build up showed my dedication to waiting...It could be worse, I could have not sped it up at the beginning.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cut the waiting..
..but fade to black, cut, then fade back afterwards. Gives the impression of time passing.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post See about 5 threads down...

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post And 10
and 15

and...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about this one:
http://tribune.com.pk/story/159180/royal-wedding-localised

Mind the seams
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did they use Paint.exe?

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the fact they used probably the most common image of the guy on the go

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
"Look...it's clearly Bin Laden! Look, it's got his mouth and nose and everything. Let's Google Bin Laden shall we? See, same mouth, nose...exact same expression...in fact if you cover up the top of the faces, it's exactly the...same...picture...shit!"
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Crowds gathered outside the White House in Washington DC, chanting "USA, USA" after the news emerged."
*throws up*
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post the numbers dont lie
American dead:

3000 september the 11th, 6000 war on terror...


1 osama bin laden

USA USA USA USA!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post No one here
But there are other places where image manipulation takes place for humour effect. Maybe you would like to visit some of those sites as well?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Story in the Telegraph reported on 26th April
"One of the terrorist group’s most senior figures warned that al-Qaeda had obtained and hidden a nuclear bomb in Europe that would be detonated if Osama bin Laden was killed or captured".

5 days later he is reported as being killed
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here we go again...
Make sure the public are scared in advance. Keeps us under control etc. Also gives us "justification" to continue pursuit etc
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post quite
or the press preparing the public for another 'inevitable' attack and intelligence agency false flag operation under the guise of revenge?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get Yer Tinfoil Hats Here!!

I don't know what reality you live in but it sounds a lot scarier than the real world...

Cheers
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because everything that al Qaeda says
is the truth
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.
Their group is known for scaremongering. Run that through the press and amplify that fear... I'd take this with an irradiated pinch of salt.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, I believe...
That this operation was already in effect when this news was released. No idea why they would release such info though.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's hope its somewhere shitty.
That said, I am in Glasgow...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This seems odd
So what this guy is saying is that an organisation that has shown no qualms about taking lives in any way possible, has got its hands on a superweapon but is happy to just sit on it rather than use it at the first opportunity.

Does that sound like the sort of thing that al-Qaeda would do to you?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I saw an article in The Metro which said that
although terrorists would say anything that terrorised people.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post we have a few of those too don't we?

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
The coalition has probably took the warheads out to save some cash.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post m

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This is a normal post e

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This is a normal post h

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post S'alright,
if true, we'll just drop a dirty great bomb on the middle east, job done...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post with all the
depleted uranium and subsequent birth defects in the region we already have
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a link post This guy is an expert
at teasing his talking dog. Made me do big fat lols.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was actually quite well done
Normally hate this kind of thing. That bbc thing, and any cgi dog or cat in a movie fucks me right off.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same
It's the dogs little nuances that make it. Especially when he say 'BEEF.' :-D
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post This video got me up to make lunch

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely written

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
haha great stuff
(, Tue 3 May 2011, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That dog is a spit of mine,
only mine is darker brown and slightly shorter haired.
(, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're right, it's identical.
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Excellent. That dog's face has a far greater emotive range than Christian Bale ever will.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God
what a riot!
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Sex Robot I made this!
Dunno if this belongs in links, but spent ages making this. Next outing at 2000 trees festival if anyone here is going.



Another pic

In case anyone's interested, 63 LED lights, 1 x 12v battery, a load of cardboard and wood, and about 4 rolls of Gaffa tape. End result is 1 x Homemade Sex Robot costume, with light up eyes, heart shaped crotch and two flashing "Sex Robot" signs.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Thank God BBC have found the Twitter angle
We can all rest our minds at last.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has been tweeting form since Twitter opened
or a year before twitter started. Hardcore
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great isn't it?
So we've got Ed Milliband's opinion, got the Twitter story. The only thing outstanding now is the environmental angle. Something about how a burning helicopter pollutes the local water supply would be good. See if you can tie it in to polar bears and ice caps while you're at it.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Osama Bin Laden believed in global warming, you know
So if you hate science and work as a blogger for a major right-wing UK newspaper, you can claim this to be a major blow to the AGW movement.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a link post What I meant to post, was the pope dance
Almost as funny.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Bejesus, begorra, the Pope made so miracles
I have it on good authority, that after John Paul II is made a saint, he will rise from the dead to seek his revenge. BTW, it's not racist because I'm 1/18th leprechaun and like polish.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Someone apparently found the Second part of the Laden Death image... NSFW
NSFW due to bad shoppage...

Edit : The working link is HERE
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The image has been 403ed.
Sorry guys.
Edit : Link updated to the image.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it this one?
i.imgur.com/1DYgC.jpg
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously not shopped is it

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's from 2006
Mrs war3n3xt's daily read www.corriere.it/


(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope !
This one
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's Joel's brother that is.
100% trufax
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't get through the whole thing.
When I watched the video of him being arrested he seemed like quite a sound bloke, but what the fuck is he talking about here?

Also, he said he intended to go to London to try and disrupt the wedding. No wonder he was arrested before the fact. Why did he choose to use the word disrupt? Bellend.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a twat
Seriously, a complete twat
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs to tell him he has bird shit in his hair

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And this is why it's so hard to make a judgement call on videos like the one shown below
because the Police will have been informed of this intention to disrupt the wedding and they acted upon it - if you only saw the first video of his arrest you would have thought "Oh my god Police State!" but in actual fact he publically broadcasted his intentions and of course The Police were going to react to prevent this. Anarchists/Activists with the intention to disrupt public events should really stay off the internet and mobile phones and plan these things in private.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was grooming his own ego more than anything

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It seemed that way but just like not making a judgement call on him being arrested
I don't want to make a call on his ego.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Charlei Veitch
great fella and justified anger. He's doing more than anyone to show where the glass walls in this country are
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think you can discount his opinions
just because you're not totally impressed with his way of expressing a relatively sane and inoffensive point of view. His heart's in the right place I think.....( after all, we've all be LOLing at the Lizard King jpegs etc. ) I thought the policing of the wedding protests especially was suspect to say the least. Plenty of other examples floating about and at least this guy has been committed to peaceful (and sarcastic) protest for years ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDh0Cvsw9Jk )
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does not seem
to see the irony of complaining about the costs of policing and security of an event like that
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have to say this
Arsehole
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha surveillance?
He's broadcasting everything on youtube.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe nobody has come up with a good way of protesting
which doesn't end up with people causing millions of pounds of damage and destruction.

I think it might be wise that he learns to control his language, because you can see why he was arrested. He uses terms like hijack, disrupt, hack, all of which get the boabies in a prickly heat. I am pretty sure if he was more positive, that would make him more main-stream, and therefore make his arguments more likely to be heard...

I am pretty sure he jerks off to the fact he is followed, and gets arrested and stuff like that. But at least he didn't have a loudspeaker. I have wanted to punch anyone in the face with one of them at rallies, regardless of how 'on message' or how much I agreed with them.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, but he does have a loud speaker.
He goes to London, and shouts at pedestrians with it, calling them sheep and such. He really is an odious prick.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I am trying to be balanced about the whole thing, because I think people have a right to be pricks. I don't think that should be criminal. That said, it sounds like he has committed a few crimes, regardless of how shit the laws may be.

On one hand, that is batshit, and I respect batshit. But you pick up a twatophone, and immediately you lose allll respect from me.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a link post We Throw Shapes - 8 Bit Music Video I made this!
Here's my first proper single with an 8 bit music video that took me ages to make... lol. hope you like it! :)
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay, i enjoyed that
bit like a happy spectrum having sex with The Presets
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
Hope it does well :-)
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely song and vid
Was your lady partner told to sex it up a bit or does she always display her wares like that?

(Not that I'm complaining, mind)
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful stuff I wish you all the best
certainly an enjoyable and original video and a nice song to boot :D

*liking this*
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
I like that you're not precious about the '8-bit' bits, happy to put effects on the sound and move the pics smoothly and such, it all fits together well.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks everyone! really glad you like it! :D
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post loveing it :)
good luck
(, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a link post amazing truck drifting
a bit petrol head porn but very impressive
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you like that sort of thing
I can thoroughly recommend getting down to your nearest truck race. One truck doing burnouts in the car park? Not bad. 20 of them barrelling around a track at near touring car speeds? That's impressive.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Apparently, Osama Bin Laden is all dead and that.

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 3:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean we can stop the war with Libya?

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post BBC reporting it now as well
If so, good. One less genocidal fuckhead in the world.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not digging the coverage so far. Light on facts, heavy on sensationalism.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that's a given isn't it?

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try watching Al Jazeera instead
although they keep mixing up Osama and Obama
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What ever the coverage
A black hearted, bloody handed fanatic has been removed.

There are many more and I'm sure there will be many more self-removed with semtex (or whatever they use) waistbands in the near future.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA HA

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just Slip This In...

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
nice.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
i like that!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you make this?
It's at the top of reddit's front page X-D
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know
this is /links and not /board right?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post What do you think I meant by the question?
Edit: Maybe that I thought Legless was thievering? Nah, more that it may have been crossposted without his knowledge.

I'd have found it funny if an image he made did very well on another forum without his knowledge is all.


(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly enough
I hosted that particular image on my own server at the time it went front page so I had the logs to see where it got reposted. It got reposted a bit, but not anywhere near as much as the Nokia one...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hell No
I was chatting on a mates blog site about 5 minutes after the announcement when someone posted the image. I just thought I'd share it...

Not my work. Also posted on my blog where I credited the guy who posted it but I don't know if it's his work either.

Cheers
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!
I'd love to wander round Texas with that on a placard
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why Texas?

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you can visit the space centre while you're there
Obviously...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a war on Islam!
hahahahaha the president is give me laugh out loud.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You appear to be forgetting that the US
and half the Middle East are BFFs
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.
Quite aware of that.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bull-shitting Fuck Faces?

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you mean Usama Bin Landen?
Usama Bin Landen
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It has to be true
they've confrimed it.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting that
أسامة is sometimes transliterated as Usama or Usamah. There was a big conspiracy theory that they went for Osama over Usama, because Usama starts with USA.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe
first they kill Jesus, and now this!

Hopefully, when they saint JP2, he will come back with his canons and get revenge.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's dead?
again? I thought there was still some mileage in their bogeyman
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Lucky William NSFW I made this!
Welcome to the Internets circa 2004! That fucking Kate and Will image that even my Mum posted on Facebook...YTMNDed.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Turn The Fucking Sound Off!!

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ha! I searched for ages for that music :) I had this idea in my head...aspirational 1980s TV-style music with horns and strings and a huge slice of cheese. I think I found the perfect piece...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Coincidence Theorist NSFW I made this!
Another diddy I've been meaning to wrap up that's dedicated to a tinfoil hat wearing message board troll I ran into in a biker forum. It's really meant to be tongue in cheek so don't feel obligated to rage against any machines. NSFW due to some adult language.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 1:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do like a vocal so drenched with reverb it's impossible to make out any words.
It's as if you'd got a tape recorder and followed me and Dr Zaarlon down Broad Street at 3am after a Brum b3tabash while I hogged his megaphone.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed...
I was playing with Audacity and actually attempting to replicate a loony on a megaphone effect so thanks! (No reverb actually... just an over-driven vocal track with two copies starting at different times and panned hard L/R.) Anyway, the lyrics are in the YouTube page description and promise that I'm usually more jokey. ;)
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad my speakers are right next to each other!
Don't think my guts could've taken too much hard L/R panning after the abuse I've put them through this weekend...
Keep up the good work, man.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 3:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Pictures and Documents found after the recent Tornado outbreak in the US
Apologies that this is a facebook link but some of this is so heartwarming. One girl has been re-united with a drawing she did when she was a child after they had lost everything. I know that one picture pales in comparison to losing your entire lifes belongings but I can imagine that that one drawing is a link to it all before it happened.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sad, but also quite uplifting.
It reminds me of something I saw when I was at the 9/11 Memorial in New York.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Hitler is told he is Hitler
I know these have been done to death, but I still emitted a small lol :-)
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be like Mofaha's "I'm not Hitler" series
except the opposite.

Edit: I laughed hard at the end
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 1:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit
I keep getting adverts floating up when watching youtube clips embedded here.

Does anyone know can I stop it? It floated in front of your very accurate translations. I have an account with youtubes so I don't get them when watching on the site...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post install adblock+

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had it for years, not working
Although I've moved to Sweden recently and I'm getting swedish ads, I can't find a setting to filter out swedish stuff though :-(
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shoot your screen with a bigfuckoff gun.
I recommend this.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't Eat The Queen - a new national anthem
A national anthem for these troubling, zombie-arresting times. A friend was arrested on the day of the Royal Wedding, so she made this video.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post you could argue slavery makes a lot money
doesn't make it right
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This video looks like 1992.

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:13, , Reply)

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