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This is a link post Math Porn - make Google show up only pornographic results for weird terms. NSFW
There is a bug in google that makes it only bring up porn for stuff that isn't porn related.

-10 "10 50"
-24 "24 10"
-8^(1/8)
-test "test 8"

including the -
 (I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
That's fricken wonderful!

How does it work ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The penis goes into and out of the vagina, mouth, and/or anus

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post All at once?
Sounds like that "tentacle love" I have read about.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what I gather...
b3ta.com/talk/7625852
 (I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It IS
interesting how the safe search filter (on my browser anyway) is temporarily bypassed; seems only to work for low numbers... *ponders*
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I may suggest....
The use of numbers and hyphens in the search causes google to find time markers for videos.
(Could be complete bollocks, may or may not be true, results may vary)
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you put - before a search term, it tells google to look for something without that word in it.
It's used for filtering searches, so I use it in youtube if I'm looking up the original of a song and don't want all the cover videos clogging up the search by putting in "song x by band y -cover".

So I think you might be searching for anything without those terms
 (AshTeamRacing, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 7:01, , Reply)
This is a link post My Gerbil... I made this!
....has just died. On putting it in a plastic bag by 10 year old said - " Heaven is a black plastic bag " which is quite funny but my question is this - does anyone else have photos of their pets that have died in a funny position....?
 (jingle_man, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ pet snuff warning
according to : books.google.co.uk/books?id=X2FLAAAAYAAJ&dq=Young+Man%27s+Book+of+Amusement&pg=PA1&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false

if you put it in a box with ant sized holes near an ant's nest in a month or so you'll have an immaculate skeleton

*edit* bah! buggered up the link but it's in there somewhere
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That book
will get you killed via diverse neurotoxins...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post i just love the use of language throughout
*don't try this at home kids!*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Heaven is a black plastic bag"
Touching.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post No pets, but I did see a dead woman lying in the gutter the other day.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
I thought I'd cleaned up after myself better... Oh well, back to renting storage units. That gets expensive fast though...
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a gerbil that died in a funny position. I don't have a photo but I think I might have the xray somewhere..

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Richard, is that you?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post That is how Devon rolls.
Devon police Taser runaway sheep
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post police brutality!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
presumably to facilitate police bestiality
 (itilliterate, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It can't be that Baaaaaad.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post ewe'd know

(itilliterate, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm a bit wooly on the details.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post flock off

(itilliterate, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am not trying to gLAMBourise it.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a muttony!

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post These puns have been going RAMpant for far too long.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The PM's must ungulate the puns.
Shearing is caring.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder if they considered the ramifications of their actions?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was probably ramadan.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post leave the muslambs out of this

(itilliterate, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post shish!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post doner

(itilliterate, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post you donate what you like.
i'm outraged. sheesh!
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder if the police were in eweniform?
All's wool that ends wool though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post When they did it did the copper radio in "RAM DOWN, RAM DOWN!"
Please say he did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something, something
Hard shoulder of lamb, something, something...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Devon and Cornwall Police last year came after officers were 'unable to contain the ram'"
*titter*
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baaattica

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a link post What were you doing when you were 15?
I cant even remember being 15 but I'm sure it involved shit video games, rubbish kung-fu films and behaving like a knobhead.
This 15 year old kid used google and wikipedia to develop a test for pancreatic, ovarian and lung cancer that is 168 x faster, 26,000 x cheaper and 400 x more sensitive than current methods of detection.
Absolute genius!


GC say no, but even if it is I dont care
 (northerncock, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is GC, from maybe half a year ago...
...and now that little boy is probably dead and the pharmaceutical companies have nothing to do with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone just deleted a reply.....
still nay bother, I hope he is ok now.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post If this is the article I think it is
The kid was working in a lab where this research was taking place as a work placement program. The rest is, as they say, PR.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to punch his creepy face

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Cage dwellers of Hong Kong
Happy new year!
(The Tramp Surveyor, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't they just buy houses?
or have kids and they will get a house for free.


poor sods, I hate stuff like this, fucking hate it.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post sickening
China seems like such a hard place to live.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post lacist

(itilliterate, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post We need to be more like this
to compete in a global economy.
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post and yet China is also full of ghost towns
that have been built in the last few years and no-one lives there.

World's next superpower. So it goes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Detroit....
Edit: meaning yes MGT, you are right.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post you can build all the towns you like but without jobs
and all the services and people to run your town who would live in them?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck me that is depressing.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/942144
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post People do this willingly
It's not as if its 'do this or die'

People willingly do this, out of choice, rather than live a subsistence lifestyle out in the countryside.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post as long as they have the choice
between two different types of squalor, I guess that's alright.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post welcome to the real world
you must be new here....
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post is/ought dichotomy
and all that
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'the cages are less then six foot in length.....'
....lucky they're all short arses then.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post as sad as it is
I suppose its better then being out on the streets, to an extent.
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Want to learn some Dunglish?
Literal translations from Dutch to English...
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post lolfacebook

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it was kinda a far stretch
It's like Engrish.com...but I think it's more funny when you are native Dutch. Sorry for the /link pollution folks. *hides in shame*
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post well they get points for simply using the british flag over the american one

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like double dutch to me
Sorry.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post fluffybunnykiller has a facebook?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ no its all lies/\
but since you mention it
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some of these are taking a while to filter through translation...
I think it's better when they don't fully retain the word order, but only the nouns.
It's especially good when they use that magical Dutch-English compromise word order:

'I get from there the balls!'

Most are great, though.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Steve Ignorant - the Last Supper NSFW
Interview with Steve and some footage of the Shepherds Bush gig. I saw this tour in Manchester and it was fucking awesome.

NSFW for a few swears - it's a Crass link. What do you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post *CLICK!*
that would have been an amazing gig to see. i did do an audible *awww* seeing him tear up.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post click

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post who says vice is bent?
pissflaps that's who.

nice link.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a link post asdfmovie6 I made this!
The latest in TomSka's saga as animated by me.
Contains vomiting cats.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You?! are you the one responsible for asdf movies??
I love these.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm the animator for this and the fourth one (and the Mine Turtle music video from last summer)
 (Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool, good involvement, I have loved the asdf movies since the first one.
I like trains.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooooh fuck.....

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the best things in his ovre aren't actually done by him?
*OEUVRE

That TomSka aye.

(Great work!)
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Mazin

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
A burger that used to be a cow. How ridiculous

Also: *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was fun
+5 interwebz credits
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You never give me interwebz credits/ even when i put on a show for you.
I call favouritism/



 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You never even finished me off....

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about a hairy titwank?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is horrifying. please put a shirt on skelly.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/942126
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'll pass on that, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are no fun.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post so i have been told.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have liked them from time in the past and that's very lovely
go on yersel!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah
the day has come where I see something from my children (they were pissing themselves over this) before I see it on B3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Been quiet around here of late, MAKE SOME NOISE.



www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr5bpCTetdk


Ok call the youtube link a cursory glance, here is the dope mix....this is phat... www.beatplexity.com/mix/?id=30540


^bonus link dont click the youtube, click this.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't do a lot after it starts.
Try this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LRCDr3LyXg
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post logical depression.
Still my fave city night time driving album though along side roni size.
edit:check out the alternate link dude.

www.beatplexity.com/mix/?id=30540
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, now that's a lot better.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post AMAZING MIX...

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post 41 minutes and I am in another world. sooooooooooo good!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Crying out for a CDC
Warning contains cat gif.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr. Grimsdale! Mr. Grimsdale!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that the Alien test footage?
Thus...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Four Lions (2010)
Chris Morris' feature-length directorial debut.
"Rubber Dinghy Rapids, bro!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sublime.......

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post So ace a film.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lot of these now on youtube
I read somewhere a little while back that the reason why we're getting so many "full length" files on youtube is that the studio lawyers are keeping quiet.

If I had to guess they're testing the potential audience for a pay per view youtube.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post no it's just piracy...

(fleuronics, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post shit film..I thought it was boring

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat likes yogurt
Hahaha! Stupid animal.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!! stupid cat.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
reminds me of those selotape on the cat videos
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post SoCaC

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cat.exe has encountered an unexpected error

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post How sad for the poor little cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post A dog would never....

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you played that backwards and forwards a bit and generally mess around,
he'd be dancing like Christopher Walken.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Acutely observed sir, acutely observed indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only wish I had the skills or the software to make it so.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You realise I could have been drinking instead of making this don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's magic.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rather!

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahha
Oh god! That's making me cry!
Hahahhahahaha!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't fault its fluffy logic though
"well, i moved foward into this thing, so if i move backward i should get out."

and, eventually, it does. still pretty stoopid, tho.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post .....now just shave its arse and i'll be sorted

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post A similar effect can be had
with a post-it note applied to the cat's forehead - it is just like selecting reverse gear on your cat.
 (karnuvap, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a link post British Pathe news reel film gallerys
site takes a little time to load but here are some moments from history. caught on news reel of the time
may not be to every ones taste due to people getting killed but its all ok as it is black and white and some even have no sound.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a link post This imgur stream/gallery/whatever wins everything. I could spend hours flicking through this lot.
Good sauce.
just click on a thumbnail and click the left or right arrows.

winning.


 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me fav so far:
imgur.com/gallery/GtjOicN
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Winning!!!!!
I bet that was a well tasty brekkie.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post the rest of the world doesn't know what it's missing

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do always get lost on that type of site.
vinepeek.com/ has been wasting a lot of my time lately.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post purple link is purple.
me too!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post What am I watching?
And why can't I stop?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Singing for England.
A passionate rendition of a popular song.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd be better ... miles better
if he were pissed.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love his half-hearted commitment.
Beautiful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted until
0.26 anybody else do better?
 (Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is far too enthusiastic.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love that shit ownbrand Belgian beer.
Horrible stuff.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that someone spoiling his performance
by hoovering in the background?
 (Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could someone please hold my watch?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post got it.
*puts watch in purse*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post *steals purse*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's only a shitty casio, why did I bother?
oh.

*maxxes credit cards*

*uses tampons*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post keep the purse,
it looks so much better on you than it did me.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help being so FABULOUS!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post *emigrates*

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Oceansize are cracking
Bloody buggers
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post They WERE amazing. RIP Oceansize.
I think a few of them got back together under the name British Theatre.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah the buggers called it a day didn't they
I'll have a looksee into British Theatre...
 (ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a link post PC Mechanism - status and fun with sharp objects...
For those that have inquired about my long absence from /links, It is due to illness. The long and short of things is I have stage 3 liver disease (I'm more orange than the Tango man) and am so weak I spend much of my days in bed trying to keep my mood up a bit and waiting for a donor. I also (lucky me) have rotting leg bones, so I've lost the ability to walk and am in constant high pain - yet again, my luck shows through, as I'm allergic to most pain killers. All in all, I'm down by 9stone and a bit, so it's a hell of a diet plan, though I wouldn't recommend it. I'm due to have most of both femurs (big leg bones for the uninitiated) replaced next Thursday very soon - allergic for anaesthetic too, so it's a high risk surgery, so wish me well.

I hope I can get the spare parts I need, get off of disability, and return to a rapey stabby way of life - for now I'm conserving my energies. At least I have the newsletter to enjoy.

Feel free to share the above with whomever you please (except the local priest) - I don't want to come off looking for pity. I'm not - I just want my life back
Stay in touch - feel free to email me at [email protected] (that can be sent around to any of the regulars who want to take the piss
(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rotten legs?
You're qualified to play for England.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck dude, that is awful, orange? at least you'll be able to get a job in tv. Aside from that, really wishing you all the best,
I hope it all goes well. I could make you some wooden legs if you want. Pain wise that must be terrible, smoke some weed? Thanks for updating us. Take care. *sends vibes*


maybe some of this would help


 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bigger
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bigger?
are you deaf or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post As opposed to "One night stand"
Which is the other name for viagra.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't know, in your condition though probably best if you lay off the blue pills.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope everything turns out ok
and you are back to your stabby ways soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope your op goes well sir....
.....and you're back to much better health soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get back to stabbing people soon!
All the best!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very best wishes pcm

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post All good thoughts to you old bean.
Edit: They won't be letting the chap in the video back in that casino I bet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit the bed, bad times!
All the best for a speedy recovery, etc etc.
Keep listening to metal, if Epicloud can't make you grin then I'm out of ideas.
Edit: If you've got a couple of hours to spare on Tuesday night I'm a guest on a radio show here from 7pm til 9pm: www.ShipOMetal.co.uk/
I'll probably sound like a clueless pompous twat but what the hell.
I was going to spam myself out closer to the time but I figured you might appreciate it.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post spam it out then too.
stick it on here. www.facebook.com/groups/56246226613/?fref=ts
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have the complete Devin Townsend here on my blackberry play
So I was put in a corner room so I don't piss TOO many people off
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell
what horrors did you inflict on others to deserve all that?
best of luck in having new legs put on and hopeful future liver replacement
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really hope you get better soon and get stabby raping again!
On the plus side, if the surgeons need any viciously sharp cutting instruments, I'm sure you can accommodate them.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thinking of buying cross country tire for my wheel chair
Then things, like grass won't slow my victim acquisition AND I'll make a mount for my armaments. And thanks for the happy feely vibes from the b3ta family.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking crikey!
It's great to hear from you, even with not great news. I hope they find you a liver soon. Crossing everything that next week goes well stabby, and that you recover well. Much love. x
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's down to the amount of substitute teachers I brought to tears when I was a bairn

(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you stab them with a sharp pencil?
Is that how it all started? IS IT?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell mate that's a rough deal
Keep you're strength up and look forward to seeing you round these parts in the future
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thought you were dead. Glad you aren't.
I know it doesn't mean much but I hope the upgrade-process goes swiftly and unconsciously. Hope you have good news soon!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post aww man that sucks.
(not in a good way) glad to see you back here, and wish you all the best for a speedy recovery. *hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuckin 'ell that sounds rough
hope you're back to full stabbing health soon
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least he will match the colour of the space hopper he can get around on

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats an exotic menu of bodily malfunctions
interesting video too
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah that's bad stuff
but hope all goes well and you're fighting fit in no time. If you need a donor you could pay someone to "harvest" one for you. I know a media student in need of work...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA! Will he do catering with the rest of the body parts? could be 5 grand in it for him.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post A kidney might just do it
www.bodyconfidential.co.uk/Health/How-Much-Is-Your-Kidney-Worth
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have 2!!! I am going to be rich!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post goodluck with the operation dude.
glad you aren't performing the procedure yourself.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck fella
bloody allergies.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats harsh, i wish you all the best tho mate! my thoughts are with you!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fingers crossed mate
All the best with your surgery.
 (gijoel, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the very best for your operation
Hope you're a lot better ASAP.

I keep thinking that in the way they do open surgery to identify and avoid inducing loss of feeling it might/should be possible to intentionally do it if it's absolutely necessary (i.e. no other choice as I'd guess it's a one way street).
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well on the bright side at least I can let my children play outside again.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit that's a crappy deal.
All the best.

Instead of waiting for a donor liver, have you considered training up someone to harvest one for you?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post good to hear from you!
we have the technology, we can rebuild you!

you'll be back stabbing the place up in no time :)
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post best of luck, PCM!
we need you buggering and raping the backdoor of life!! (its gone a bit middle of the road since you've been gone )
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a link post This Is the Worst Advertising Campaign Ever.
It is from vice, but I actually agree. What a load of shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I use a fucking puppy.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't need an excuse for fucking puppies

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I use a sock.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I use the oven glove.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post wipe? what do they mean, wipe?

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vice is bent.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assume their get out clause is "we were talking about blowing your nose, what did you think we meant?"
But someone needs to edit in a scene after each talking head showing their toilet aftermath
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is one hell of a shout!
any takers?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fold. Lengthways.
Then hold each end at shoulder height and rub my arse back and forth.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post with your other hand?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, there goes my tea, you git
Played :-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuck it, no-one else is posting so it's Bobby Conn day
bumped by Vice.

I'm sorry Bobby.
(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Mmmm moving a cappella.
YO9 B3TA i found this and thought you'd like it. I was looking for a cappella covers of stuff on pootube and found this chap
(justwhatever22 do you want a dry slap son?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh PS
it's close to me by the cure. no really it is
 (justwhatever22 do you want a dry slap son?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes, yes it is

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Brett Anderson?
 (munkybitch, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:10, , Reply)

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