You know what I love?
Massively enthusiastic but slightly inept yoof bands. I'll take twenty of them over one set of self-indulgent musos.

What do you love?

Alt: how much better would the world be if Pink Floyd had all died in a fire during their very first rehearsal?
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:06, 105 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Alt: piss weasels or wee wee tapirs?

Altalt: spring onions or scallions
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:46, 149 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Pricks
I dreamt about work last night so woke up in a vile mood and now im here and its horrid.
What did you dream about?

alt. weekend plans
altalt. lunch

DO I HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING?!

altaltalt. Im also vexed about The Suns anti Russell Brand campaign.
What are you vexed about?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:12, 136 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

mmmmmmorning!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 7:40, 167 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:47, 72 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Alright?
What you all up to this Thursday eve?
We've got an early finish if we get another ten sales in.

Gash on 'ere today, innit?
It's worn out more than Dozers' memes
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:53, 121 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Had some good news from my mechanic ...
The baggo-mobile has had the required remedial work and now has a full BRITISH MOT certificate. I'm sure you are all as relieved as I am. Where should I go?

Alt: talk about all your mods and ICE and whatnot.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:09, 25 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Aww man. I missed SOUP CHAT?!
What's your Christmas tipple? Do you break out the Baileys? What's a good wine to have?

alt. When's your works do and what are you doing? Ours is the 20th, meal at Australasia again and then party time. We are in Monday and Tues so have to behave!

altalt. Whens the last time you laughed out loud?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:53, 119 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Well at least that thread didn't descend into another FASCINATING discussion of the London housing market.
Who's the best telly gay? I like that one with the shit teeth. I bet he goes like a train.

Alt: summat about stamp duty or fucking tube stations
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:15, 193 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNIG I SLEPT THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING TO YOU
AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU!!!!
HIYA!!!!

How did you sleep?

Alt: Ever been in court? Friend of mine was forced to go there yesterday cause he got burgled but the crim didn't bother showing cause he was already in chokey and the court of european humans rights was installing his new widescreen tv that day or something.

Altalt: Best soup
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:32, 184 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

SHUT UP MORNING

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 0:44, 189 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

tits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:07, 18 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I dun did a stomp
What you dun did lately?

Alt: I have my works Christmas Do this Saturday, so how do you style out the Christmas Do?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:43, 98 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Evening thickos
Licked any good windows lately?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:46, 38 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

SHUT UP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:05, 64 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

stompin dat fag

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Stompin dis prick

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)

Hi wankers!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:56, Reply)

Anyone ever cooked meth with Supermarket ingredients?
Share your tales of budget drugs here.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:13, 131 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Krones disease needs entertaining. Tell us your best chrimbo cracker joke.
What's a "specimen"?
An Italian astronaut.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:39, 168 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Morning! What's in your advent calendar today?
I'm hoping for the archangel Gabriel announcing the coming off Our Lord Jesus Christ to Our Lady. With glitter on his wings. Our school once cast a girl as the angel even though I pointed out that it was heresy. The we had some hunny the end.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 7:56, 79 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

nobody told me Britain's Strongest Man was on ... god ... what's the point of you lot
Alt: is there anything better on telly? No.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:49, 43 replies, latest was 9 years ago)